At this time, Sun Fan began to speak, no sooner or later. Concubine Feng Mi had already gone to and from the bathroom five times, and Tang Lin could hardly sit still on the chair.
"You guys go on, I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first!"
After saying that, he stood up, put on his black windbreaker, lifted his legs and left.
Tang Lin was in a daze and wanted to say something, because today he didn't come here to compete with Concubine Feng Mi for drinks, he came here for Sun Fan, but Sun Fan just finished watching their joke and left.
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No point of view was expressed from beginning to end?
Tang Lin felt very depressed. Although he had known that there would be no good drinks and food today, he did not expect that he would be regarded as a monkey in the zoo and watch it for free, and then he would be slapped on the butt and left.
Until Sun Fan walked out of the room, he couldn't stand up with his limp body, so he simply gave up.
Tang Lin covered his pale face with both hands. He had a characteristic of drinking. The more he drank, the paler his face became. So Black Panther's brothers joked that he was a man who couldn't stand friends and couldn't see the end of the world. Everyone recognized that a little mosquito would get all over his body after just one sip of beer.
A real man is Hong Hong. Tang Lin has no doubts about this. When it comes to scheming, ten of him are not as good as one little mosquito.
He was never interested in this simple phenomenon theory and didn't bother to explain it.
Then he looked down at Concubine Feng Mi, who was almost hanging on him and had just returned from vomiting in the bathroom. Finally, he felt a little comforted. When a person is drunk, what he hopes most is that the person he is drinking with is more miserable than himself.
Nowadays, Concubine Feng Mi's hair was disheveled and her clothes were disheveled. Her face was red and she was moaning incessantly. Her body was as hot as a fireball, and she was hanging on Tang Lin as if she was almost unconscious.
"Feng... Feng... I'm leaving too..." Tang Lin used the little consciousness he had to push Concubine Feng Mi, who was hanging on his body. Because her name was too convoluted, she had to pronounce it (fu), so she was drunk.
Tang Lin couldn't pronounce that sound at all, so he simply used Feng... Feng's method, which was simple and practical.
But Concubine Feng Mi was so drunk that she lost consciousness, how could she possibly respond to him?
Tang Lin stood up crookedly. It would have been better if he didn't stand. As soon as he stood, his stomach was churning, and then he instinctively rushed to the bathroom. But at this moment, Concubine Feng Mi, who had already passed out, suddenly had the same feeling.
She had an instinctive reaction and had already vomited five times in a row. She actually ran faster than Tang Lin. She rushed into the bathroom like a swallow, knelt down beside the toilet and vomited without any image.
How could Tang Lin, who was already dead, be able to withstand this kind of stimulation? When he saw that the toilet was occupied, he felt dizzy and held on to the sink, turned on the faucet, and vomited all over the ocean.
The vomiting lasted for 20 minutes, and he felt like his internal organs were about to be vomited out. In the end, he knew that there was nothing in his stomach, but he just felt uncomfortable and retched, and it was there.
The feeling of being drunk is much worse than being shot.
However, it was very uncomfortable to vomit, and he had a splitting headache and was sore all over. But after vomiting, he finally woke up a little. Although he was still swaying top-heavy, he washed his face with cold water and wiped it clean with a towel, so he judged that he was basically sober.
He lowered his head and subconsciously looked at the toilet. Well, it was very harmonious. The beautiful doctor who had returned from overseas had fallen asleep, with her head resting on the side of the toilet. Tang Lin wanted to squat down and help her up, but his feet slipped and there was a pop.
He fell to the ground, which hurt him so much that he didn't have the strength to stand up again.
He simply leaned against the wall of the bathroom and took a deep breath, then shakily took out a cigarette, lit it shakily, and voila, after taking a few puffs of the cigarette, he finally felt like the human world again.
This was the first time in his life that he was drunk, the first time that he was really completely drunk.
Fortunately, Sun Fan just left like that, otherwise he didn't know what he would have done or what would have happened. He looked down at the woman sleeping on the edge of the toilet again, and he was suddenly surprised that there was no trace of vomiting on her body or face.
Moreover, the cold water washed away all the makeup. Under the messy hair and clothes, the already young face showed a rare cleanness and purity.
He raised his foot and kicked her thigh, "Hey, Concubine Feng Mi... do you want to have a cigarette?"
Concubine Feng Mi twisted her delicate body in a chaotic and painful sleep, moaning like a kitten, which made Tang Lin feel frightened, but he thought it was fun.
Because he himself has never sobered up at all. The biggest sign of a drunk person is that he firmly believes that he is not drunk, and he is completely in this state now, so he still laughs at others.
"Don't be brave if you can't drink... Ahem... Fortunately, there is no one else. If the young master from Zhongyuan City who has studied abroad sees your appearance... I'm afraid... I'm afraid he will break off the engagement immediately, haha."
Woo...um...headache...
Concubine Feng Mi finally woke up, or she was awakened by the smoke from Tang Lin. She had a splitting headache and coughing. She still didn't dare to take a step away from the toilet, and she looked like she was going to vomit at any time.
Her actions quickly triggered Tang Lin's follow-up reaction. Tang Lin immediately rushed over to share the toilet with others. Ugh... vomit...
Their heads hit each other hard.
Concubine Feng Mi fell backwards with an ouch. Tang Lin instinctively stretched out his hand to catch her, but now he was too ambitious and short-handed. As a result, instead of catching her, he fell heavily on her.
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside, and two people came. Tang Lin judged very confidently, and they were a man and a woman. Well, it seemed that he was really not drunk.
So he thought he was looking sharply at the disheveled Concubine Feng Mi and looked up. Well, the two blurry people were indeed a man and a woman. There was still a hint of a confident smile on the corner of his mouth.
Uh-huh……
The pressure on Concubine Feng Mi beneath him was very uncomfortable, and instincts surged through her delicate body. Tang Lin originally wanted to hold on to the floor tiles to stand up, but the floor tiles were very slippery, so he pressed down hard again.
Concubine Feng Mi instinctively moaned louder.
All of this was originally an accident or a misunderstanding, but to Sun Fan and the female mayor outside the door, these two people were undoubtedly engaged in the most primitive men's and women's sport.
The female mayor had no expression on her face and turned around firmly, unable to bear to look any further.
Sun Fan's face was gloomy, "Ahem, Xiao Tang, Deputy Mayor Huang is here to pick you up!"
Tang Lin was not completely awake until this moment, Deputy Mayor Huang? Who is it? This person must be very familiar. Why does this man's voice sound so familiar?
Fortunately, the third time he finally struggled to grab the non-slip handrail on the wall and stood up. Then, the next second, he was completely awake!
My whole body was immediately covered in cold sweat!
He looked at Concubine Feng Mi who was panting and moaning under him, and then looked at herself who was almost soaked, Da Long's high-pitched appearance, the familiar and adoring back figure outside the door, and Sun Fan's cold and gloomy voice.
He knew that he was in trouble and had caused a huge disaster. Could it be that Sun Fan and Concubine Feng Mi framed him from the beginning? Could it be that it was just an illusion that they helped him in the past?
He had to make a choice within one hundredth of a second, so he squatted down again, gritted his teeth, and helped the confused Concubine Feng Mi up, "Doctor Feng, Liang Di... I'll help you out first...
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He did not choose to explain to Sun Fan, because Sun Fan would not believe him no matter how he explained. He also did not choose to explain to the female mayor, because the female mayor would not really blame him if he did not explain. At least, at this moment, he
That's what I was thinking.
However, according to his principles of life, even if she is an enemy woman, he cannot leave her alone on the cold floor tiles or let her fall asleep on the toilet. He is not pretending to be kind and being a bad person. He is a man.
The most basic manners.
He comes from a grassroots background, but that doesn't mean he doesn't even have the most basic manners of a man.