There was a poet named Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty. Bai Juyi wrote a poem called "Song of Everlasting Sorrow", which specifically described kings and beauties. Two of the lines are very famous: Looking back, a smile brings a hundred charms, and the pink and white in the sixth palace have no color.
Tang Lin knew that a woman's smile could be beautiful and charming, but the smile of the female mayor was just lovely and sweet. Just now she made a low-pitched and slightly shy statement, just for her future husband... It was simply
Kill him, God, is the female mayor acting coquettishly? Is she giving him another hint?
How could a woman as calm and dignified as her suddenly show such shyness that made her heart beat faster and her whole body tingle?
He swallowed in vain, thinking that he had become a real husband candidate in the heart of the female mayor, so he immediately patted his chest and said, "Ahem, let's have steak tonight!"
He was so passionate and generous, and so domineering, that for a moment he felt that he was the most awesome man in the world. But after just 0.1 seconds, he was sent to hell.
"Didn't you hear what I said clearly? What I mean is that I can do it, but I won't do it for you." The female mayor sat up straight and corrected him very righteously.
Tang Lin's head suddenly stopped working. After holding it in for a long time, his face turned red and his heartbeat almost stopped. When the female mayor saw his pig-like appearance, she couldn't help covering her mouth and snickering, but in her heart she felt the pain after abusing him.
A slight sense of pleasure.
"Do you have any other ideas? Huh?" The female mayor couldn't help but continue to tease him, because she was usually the one who got frustrated in front of him. This time it was finally her turn to take revenge. The female mayor was actually quite young and lively at heart.
, but living with another face for a long time made her almost forget her own nature.
Tang Lin hesitated, felt uncomfortable, miserable, and painful, "I...I want to eat steak, you cook it for me!" His stubbornness was fully demonstrated at the critical moment.
The female mayor was stunned, but her heart was full of joy. Hum, this pig finally opened its shell, otherwise...otherwise he thought she was just venting her body by giving him her white body?
But the more anxious Tang Lin was, the happier she became, and the more she wanted to tease him, "I told you no, let's eat something else. I'm single and don't have a husband!" Tang Lin couldn't refute this. He really didn't have a husband, so he just agreed.
Let's try dating him. To put it bluntly, it's almost like a blind date, it's just the beginning of contact.
But his confused mind always felt that something was wrong, something was wrong? After the car parked in the underground parking lot of Wal-Mart, he finally thought clearly.
"Huang Ying, I want to eat steak today." He repeated it again desperately. The female mayor couldn't help turning around to face him, "Are you my husband?"
Tang Lin gritted his teeth and said with all his strength, "I want to be your husband!" His voice was not loud, but he was very serious, and he clenched his fists tightly with both hands.
The female mayor originally just wanted to tease him, but she didn't expect this pig to play so big. Although they are getting along in secret now, even though they have been intimate on the bed once, but... they are still too far away from talking about marriage.
Right? Doesn’t this pig know how to score points, time, place, and so on?
Is Huang Ying so easy to marry? Is it so easy to decide to marry a pig who is 11 years younger than herself?
So she smiled, "Haha, Tang Lin, over the years, many people have actually wanted to be my husband, but in fact many people are only interested in the power in my hands and... and my body. They actually see
The first time I met you I wanted to... sleep with me... you... do you too?"
Tang Lin's face turned red, his heartbeat was as fast as a motor, and he had nowhere to put his hands and feet. How could the female mayor suddenly ask such an embarrassing question? How should he answer? Tell the truth? Or lie and deceive?
she?
For the first time in his life, he thought of lying in front of the female mayor, but this thought was quickly interrupted by his original will. He shook his head, "I don't want to!"
The female mayor was startled, and then looked at him with a very strange look, "Are you abnormal? A normal man will always have that kind of thought when he sees me, right?"
Tang Lin shook his head again, "I just didn't want to. I really didn't want to sleep when we first met... ahem... sleep with you, because I couldn't sleep even if I wanted to. I never fantasize about things I can't do!"
The female mayor's mood went on a roller coaster again with Tang Lin's clumsy performance. This pig is still a pig after all. In fact, its essence has not changed at all. The female mayor exhaled, "Huh, okay, then, then now
What? You want to be my husband, do you want to sleep with me?"
Tang Lin nodded very honestly and firmly, "Well, I want to sleep with you!"
After hearing this, the female mayor immediately opened the door and got out of the car. Tang Lin immediately chased after her, but the female mayor suddenly turned around and said, "You will be dead if you dare to follow me!"
Tang Lin was startled. He was fine just now and was flirting with him. At least he thought the female mayor was flirting with him after seeing his heroic feat of beating over 30 people. But things changed in the blink of an eye.
His little face turned pale with anger. Unfortunately, Tang Lin was not a person who was good at coaxing people or willing to admit his mistakes, so he stood there awkwardly and looked at the angry woman from a distance.
The mayor strode up the escalator!
Of course, the female mayor was waiting in her heart for the pig to catch up and admit her mistake. She was also a woman, so she was not exempt from vulgarity. But the pig was very obedient, very obedient, just like in the army, he would do whatever the leader asked him to do.
He just stood there awkwardly like a fool, not moving at all!
When the female mayor was going up the escalator, her foot slipped and she almost fell. She turned around subconsciously, but the pig was still standing there. Huh, just stand there. They say it is unreliable to find a man smaller than yourself. Now look at it.
It's really unreliable. He has no experience and doesn't know how to care for others. He just made her angry.
So the female mayor started to go to the supermarket by herself and bought a lot of junk food that she didn't usually eat. She spent 40 minutes shopping there, which was a new record for her who usually never spends more than a quarter of an hour in the supermarket.
But the pig never showed up. She pushed the shopping cart to the checkout counter in despair, but just as she was about to swipe her card, a black figure suddenly shot out of the bank and quickly handed over her salary card.
, "Please, brush this!"
Originally, the female mayor would never buy anything by herself and let this pig pay for it, because she knew that he was basically a pauper. Although she confiscated the 30,000 yuan he paid back to her, he did not dare to mention the matter of paying back the money for the time being, but now
With the temper of this pig, the money must be left intact.
The little money in his salary card will be enough for his own basic living security. Although he doesn't have many friends in Zhongzhou, there are always a few people who need to socialize, and this pig is definitely not the kind of person who doesn't spend money to eat and drink.
Drinking role.
But now she was very angry, really angry, and rolled her eyes at him angrily, "Hey, how much money do you still have in your card?"
Tang Lin was stunned for a moment, then stretched out his hand to touch his nose, "There are still 2000."
The female mayor suddenly smiled mysteriously after hearing this, "Okay, then you wait."