Tang Lin had a big headache for a while, hey, my sister is actually an all-rounder. If she lived in ancient times, she would be Hua Mulan, a ruthless character who joined the army for her father and could be both civil and military. But she knew too little about things between men and women.
He really couldn't think of any better way to communicate with her and explain the problem just now, so he just went with the most direct method, which was a bit like treating a disease with poison.
That's why Tang Guo was hurriedly dragged to Heizi's house. It was quiet, safe and solemn. Heizi's mother was not at home either. It was just the two of them, and everything was easy to do and talk about.
But now he first had to explain the problem of chrysanthemums to his silly sister, "The chrysanthemums are there, you know, behind them, chrysanthemums... itchy means that you need to be punished, which is a common dirty word between men!"
Tang Guo listened very carefully and attentively, but only needed a small notebook to write it down. Tang Lin felt a chill in his heart, and he felt more and more that this was too much? How could my brother be so shameless to his sister?
Explain the problem of chrysanthemums, and then take her to watch action movies in person?
Damn it, my moral integrity, where have all my moral integrity gone?
"Brother, what's wrong with you? Is it... is your stomach still uncomfortable? Let me buy you medicine, or let's go directly to the hospital. Sister-in-law... My sister-in-law is a mayor, so cooking is really...
…It’s really a bit worse…”
Tang Lin couldn't listen to this topic now, and his stomach immediately started to churn. He quickly raised his hand to stop it, "Little Apple, ugh... this topic is forbidden to be discussed in the future. Your sister-in-law's cooking skills will be in vain unless they are caught by terrorists and used to make biochemical weapons."
Already..."
"What? Hahaha, brother, you dare to say that, you are dead... you... you were... still like that just now... you turned around and refused to admit it..." As he said this, he suddenly realized that he had let the slip out of his mouth.
, immediately blushed and lowered his head to stop.
Tang Lin was still looking through the more than 100 big platinum accounts with a frown. He hadn't found the account that Fenglei had checked. Well, let's take a vaccination in advance and do some ideological work. This is the instructor of hunger strike in the army.
There is nothing he can do about his work with the political commissar now. He has to charge into battle and engage in ideological construction.
The worst case scenario would be to let the little mosquito make a thunderstorm alone. Tang Lin simply put down his phone and turned around, "Sit down, can I still eat you? I'll scare you! A little girl is a little girl, she will never grow up.
No, no, grow up, grow up!”
Tang Guo sat down strangely as he was told, and looked at his brother with big, watery eyes. Suddenly he smiled brightly, "Hey, brother, you are so handsome, no wonder my sister-in-law likes you!"
Tang Lin had a black line on his forehead, "Go, little girl, you are still teasing your brother. You are 22 years old, well, strictly speaking, you can already fall in love and get married. Even if you go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register your marriage, they will issue you a certificate, so you know this
Does it mean anything?"
Tang Guo tilted his head seriously and thought for a long time, then shook his head helplessly, "What does this mean? It means that I am 22 years old and an adult. By the way, it also means that I can become a member of Tianying Security Company.
I am the legal representative of the company. I can use it as a gun for you and it will be gone."
Tang Lin raised his hand and gave her a chestnut, but he couldn't bear to do it at all, "What do you think about in your little head all day long? You are not smart when you should be smart, and you are blindly smart when you shouldn't be smart. Just say that in your hometown in Tanghu,
Your brother and I went to the supermarket to buy that TT myself. Ahem, I was deceived. In the end, the ones I bought were all medium sizes. Ahem, they didn’t fit. It was so uncomfortable. You little girl ran out in the middle of the night and bought the right one right away.
of……"
After hearing this sensitive topic, Tang Guo not only didn't feel any shyness, but directly greeted her with a small face, "I suddenly had an idea, hehe, little Apple is smart, isn't it? Actually...it's actually brother, you are so uncivilized that you messed with my sister-in-law.
It was so loud, how can I sleep? I suddenly remembered that there were advertisements on the street and in front of the hospital that you need to wear a T-shirt for love, hehe, and then I ran out to buy it. I am worried about you, worried about you.
Come directly, what if you are pregnant with a baby? Can your sister-in-law marry you immediately and have a baby?"
Tang Lin listened very passively. He was originally the one who provided pre-marriage education and ideological guidance to his sister, but now it was his sister who turned to educate him. He must immediately reverse this very unfavorable situation.
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about that if you have the intention, but why do you know how to buy big ones? You, a little girl, went to buy TT in the middle of the night, and also bought extra-large ones. How should people think of you? Besides... you
Do you know how to use that thing?"
Tang Guo's big eyes were still very innocent, "I know, just put it on, what's the big deal? Do you really think I'm a child? Besides, the person selling adult products is my elementary school classmate, a female classmate. Of course she knows when I go to buy it.
I'm not here to use it. Who can I use it with since I haven't even been in a relationship? She asked, "Your brother asked you to come here? Your brother is really good. He even bought this for you, so I nodded. She directly took the extra large size."
I also asked her, is this size OK? She laughed at me and said, this is the largest size. Your brother wears shorts to play basketball in the summer and wants to fall out. Do you think a small size can be used?"
"Hey, she married that 30-year-old man when she was 19, and now she sells adult products every day. Really, she dares to tell any dirty jokes, and I'm embarrassed to hear them!"
Tang Lin was very upset when he heard this. Damn, he thought his fists were quite famous in Tanghu, and he was famous for having many brothers. He didn't expect that he would be famous for playing basketball in the summer. Damn, I'm so early in moral integrity.
No longer there?
But Tang Guo hadn't finished her words yet, "Her name is Xiaojie, and she wrote you 13 love letters, but you didn't even read it and asked me to directly reject that one? She didn't even ask for money for that...that thing that day, and she was still crazy about it.
Said, it would be great if her man could also use the extra large size..."
Tang Lin had to stand up with a guilty conscience. Once again, he was stubborn and endured the confusion and managed to keep a straight face, "So you know everything about adult men and women, right? Then you... just saw... ahem...
...Why are you so scared when you see brother and sister-in-law? It’s not like brother and sister-in-law have never done that before. You...can't you hear it clearly from the next door..."
Tang Lin finally found an opportunity to get into the core topic with great difficulty. Hearing this, Tang Guo became nervous again, "I... I heard the sound is one thing, but... but when I saw my brother and sister-in-law... and they were so big
Such a strange voice and posture...I...I think brother is a bad person, and my head is all messed up all of a sudden. I think you are a big bad person!"
Tang Guo covered her face and ran out. Tang Lin was stunned for a moment and didn't stop him directly. Why did Little Apple think he was a bad guy?
She clearly knows that his financial resources are huge, right?
Is the impact too strong? Or... Or has Little Apple always regarded him as an idol and a target, seeing him as something otherworldly and too perfect?
Or is it that her brother used to be hers alone and was only close to her, but now she suddenly sees her brother doing that naked thing with another woman and she can't bear it?
However, fortunately, Tang Guo didn't seem to be completely ignorant of men and women. At least he had some foundation for the next project. Thinking of this, he raised his legs and chased outside, "Little Apple, it's late at night.
Yeah, where are you going!"
Tang Lin had a big headache for a while, hey, my sister is actually an all-rounder. If she lived in ancient times, she would be Hua Mulan, a ruthless character who joined the army for her father and could be both civil and military. But she knew too little about things between men and women.
He really couldn't think of any better way to communicate with her and explain the problem just now, so he just went with the most direct method, which was a bit like treating a disease with poison.
That's why Tang Guo was hurriedly dragged to Heizi's house. It was quiet, safe and solemn. Heizi's mother was not at home either. It was just the two of them, and everything was easy to do and talk about.
But now he first had to explain the problem of chrysanthemums to his silly sister, "The chrysanthemums are there, you know, behind them, chrysanthemums... itchy means that you need to be punished, which is a common dirty word between men!"
Tang Guo listened very carefully and attentively, but only needed a small notebook to write it down. Tang Lin felt a chill in his heart, and he felt more and more that this was too much? How could my brother be so shameless to his sister?
Explain the problem of chrysanthemums, and then take her to watch action movies in person?
Damn it, my moral integrity, where have all my moral integrity gone?
"Brother, what's wrong with you? Is it... is your stomach still uncomfortable? Let me buy you medicine, or let's go directly to the hospital. Sister-in-law... My sister-in-law is a mayor, so cooking is really...
…It’s really a bit worse…”
Tang Lin couldn't listen to this topic now, and his stomach immediately started to churn. He quickly raised his hand to stop it, "Little Apple, ugh... this topic is forbidden to be discussed in the future. Your sister-in-law's cooking skills will be in vain unless they are caught by terrorists and used to make biochemical weapons."
Already..."
"What? Hahaha, brother, you dare to say that, you are dead... you... you were... still like that just now... you turned around and refused to admit it..." As he said this, he suddenly realized that he had let the slip out of his mouth.
, immediately blushed and lowered his head to stop.
Tang Lin was still looking through the more than 100 big platinum accounts with a frown. He hadn't found the account that Fenglei had checked. Well, let's take a vaccination in advance and do some ideological work. This is the instructor of hunger strike in the army.
There is nothing he can do about his work with the political commissar now. He has to charge into battle and engage in ideological construction.
The worst case scenario would be to let the little mosquito make a thunderstorm alone. Tang Lin simply put down his phone and turned around, "Sit down, can I still eat you? I'll scare you! A little girl is a little girl, she will never grow up.
No, no, grow up, grow up!”
Tang Guo sat down strangely as he was told, and looked at his brother with big, watery eyes. Suddenly he smiled brightly, "Hey, brother, you are so handsome, no wonder my sister-in-law likes you!"
Tang Lin had a black line on his forehead, "Go, little girl, you are still teasing your brother. You are 22 years old, well, strictly speaking, you can already fall in love and get married. Even if you go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register your marriage, they will issue you a certificate, so you know this
Does it mean anything?"
Tang Guo tilted his head seriously and thought for a long time, then shook his head helplessly, "What does this mean? It means that I am 22 years old and an adult. By the way, it also means that I can become a member of Tianying Security Company.
I am the legal representative of the company. I can use it as a gun for you and it will be gone."
Tang Lin raised his hand and gave her a chestnut, but he couldn't bear to do it at all, "What do you think about in your little head all day long? You are not smart when you should be smart, and you are blindly smart when you shouldn't be smart. Just say that in your hometown in Tanghu,
Your brother and I went to the supermarket to buy that TT myself. Ahem, I was deceived. In the end, the ones I bought were all medium sizes. Ahem, they didn’t fit. It was so uncomfortable. You little girl ran out in the middle of the night and bought the right one right away.
of……"
After hearing this sensitive topic, Tang Guo not only didn't feel any shyness, but directly greeted her with a small face, "I suddenly had an idea, hehe, little Apple is smart, isn't it? Actually...it's actually brother, you are so uncivilized that you messed with my sister-in-law.
It was so loud, how can I sleep? I suddenly remembered that there were advertisements on the street and in front of the hospital that you need to wear a T-shirt for love, hehe, and then I ran out to buy it. I am worried about you, worried about you.
Come directly, what if you are pregnant with a baby? Can your sister-in-law marry you immediately and have a baby?"
Tang Lin listened very passively. He was originally the one who provided pre-marriage education and ideological guidance to his sister, but now it was his sister who turned to educate him. He must immediately reverse this very unfavorable situation.
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about that if you have the intention, but why do you know how to buy big ones? You, a little girl, went to buy TT in the middle of the night, and also bought extra-large ones. How should people think of you? Besides... you
Do you know how to use that thing?"
Tang Guo's big eyes were still very innocent, "I know, just put it on, what's the big deal? Do you really think I'm a child? Besides, the person selling adult products is my elementary school classmate, a female classmate. Of course she knows when I go to buy it.
I'm not here to use it. Who can I use it with since I haven't even been in a relationship? She asked, "Your brother asked you to come here? Your brother is really good. He even bought this for you, so I nodded. She directly took the extra large size."
I also asked her, is this size OK? She laughed at me and said, this is the largest size. Your brother wears shorts to play basketball in the summer and wants to fall out. Do you think a small size can be used?"
"Hey, she married that 30-year-old man when she was 19, and now she sells adult products every day. Really, she dares to tell any dirty jokes, and I'm embarrassed to hear them!"
Tang Lin was very upset when he heard this. Damn, he thought his fists were quite famous in Tanghu, and he was famous for having many brothers. He didn't expect that he would be famous for playing basketball in the summer. Damn, I'm so early in moral integrity.
No longer there?
But Tang Guo hadn't finished her words yet, "Her name is Xiaojie, and she wrote you 13 love letters, but you didn't even read it and asked me to directly reject that one? She didn't even ask for money for that...that thing that day, and she was still crazy about it.
Said, it would be great if her man could also use the extra large size..."
Tang Lin had to stand up with a guilty conscience. Once again, he was stubborn and endured the confusion and managed to keep a straight face, "So you know everything about adult men and women, right? Then you... just saw... ahem...
...Why are you so scared when you see brother and sister-in-law? It’s not like brother and sister-in-law have never done that before. You...can't you hear it clearly from the next door..."
Tang Lin finally found an opportunity to get into the core topic with great difficulty. Hearing this, Tang Guo became nervous again, "I... I heard the sound is one thing, but... but when I saw my brother and sister-in-law... and they were so big
Such a strange voice and posture...I...I think brother is a bad person, and my head is all messed up all of a sudden. I think you are a big bad person!"
Tang Guo covered her face and ran out. Tang Lin was stunned for a moment and didn't stop him directly. Why did Little Apple think he was a bad guy?
She clearly knows that his financial resources are huge, right?
Is the impact too strong? Or... Or has Little Apple always regarded him as an idol and a target, seeing him as something otherworldly and too perfect?
Or is it that her brother used to be hers alone and was only close to her, but now she suddenly sees her brother doing that naked thing with another woman and she can't bear it?
However, fortunately, Tang Guo didn't seem to be completely ignorant of men and women. At least he had some foundation for the next project. Thinking of this, he raised his legs and chased outside, "Little Apple, it's late at night.