Chapter 262 It’s not your fault that you are ugly but
On the grassland, three people walked side by side.
"Now can you tell me, your master, the reason why you went to the border alone?" Zhao Kai turned to look at Tie Xinlan and asked with a smile.
Tie Xinlan still had a hesitant look on her face, but she finally nodded and said, "Just as you guessed, Master, I was chased and fled all the way outside the pass." After saying this, Tie Xinlan paused and raised his head.
Facing Zhao Kai's smiling face, he said seriously: "As for the reason, I'm sorry Xinlan, but I can't comment."
Zhao Kai already knew the reason. At the moment, it was just because of the girl's serious wave of hands and smile.
At this moment, someone not far away suddenly laughed loudly and said: "Tie, I finally found you. At last, I didn't ask my brother Li to wait here in vain."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a roaring sound in the distance, and more than ten strong horses rushed over together. The shrill roaring was mixed with the ear-splitting cry, which was really frightening. But Zhao Kai and the other three were still walking slowly,
Didn't even blink.
Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "You were chased all the way from the Central Plains to the outside of the pass by these miscellaneous fish. It was really embarrassing."
Tie Xinlan glanced at Xiao Yu'er angrily and said, "How is that possible?"
The implication is that there is actually someone else chasing Tie Xinlan around, and Zhao Kai naturally knows about this person.
"Can you solve it yourself?" Zhao asked with a smile.
Tie Xinlan nodded and walked out first. More than ten cavalrymen immediately surrounded Tie Xinlan, but Tie Xinlan didn't even raise her eyes. Although the man on horseback held a whip and a sword in his hand, he didn't dare to take action.
After walking dozens of steps away, Tie Xinlan stopped and sneered: "Okay, tell me what you want to do with me."
A big man with a beard and one eye sitting on a horse in front of him said sternly: "My brother must ask you first, is that thing on you?"
Tie Xinlan smiled and said: "Yes, it is on me, but with just the few pieces of information you brothers have, you are not worthy of touching it. If you think that I am hiding from you outside the customs, you are wrong."
The one-eyed man roared: "Fart!" He suddenly picked up the reins and galloped towards him. His long whip flicked in the wind, and with a sharp sound of breaking the wind, he whipped it down like a poisonous snake.
Tie Xinlan scolded: "Come down!"
She raised her hand and somehow managed to hold the tip of the whip. Taking advantage of the momentum, she shook the one-eyed man's heavy body into the air and fell two feet away. Tie Xinlan swung her body, causing the horses to hiss.
Then he retreated, and suddenly there was a flash of sword light, and two horses sneaked up from behind, slashing Tie Xinlan's neck with the ghost head sword.
Tie Xinlan didn't look back, she shrank slightly, and two ghost-headed knives whizzed past her. She raised her long whip, and the tip of the whip lightly touched the two men's sides.
He rolled off the horse. One person was kicked by the horse's hoof and rolled several feet away screaming. The knife in his hand completely cut off half of his left face. The other person's right foot was still in the stirrup, and he couldn't get rid of it in his haste.
He was dragged out by the frightened horse.
Tie Xinlan made a move and dispatched three people in an instant. It was so easy and effortless, but the others were all stunned with fear.
Tie Xinlan smiled softly and said: "The Li brothers' sword and whip skills are nothing more than that. If someone wants to touch something in my arms, what else can I say? Unexpectedly, you don't care about your own weight and want to insert it too."
foot."
Before the laughter stopped, someone behind me suddenly said coldly: "Brothers from the Li family don't deserve to touch the things in your arms, do brothers from the Mao family do?"
The voice is feeble, as if it is coming from far away in the wind. It is difficult to hear clearly. But the harder it is to hear clearly, the more you pay attention to it. Once you hear it, it seems that there are countless invisible little voices.
The caterpillar got into my ear and I almost wanted to cut it off.
At the same time, three sounds pierced the air, "Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh," and three red diamond darts were seen flying towards three vital points on Tie Xinlan's body like lightning.
Tie Xinlan's expression changed drastically, but suddenly a figure from behind appeared in front of her, and she accurately caught three darts.
"Is everything okay?" Zhao Kai turned around and smiled.
Tie Xinlan's face was still slightly pale, she nodded, looked into the distance, and said, "It's the three hairs on Mount Emei."
Another person smiled strangely and added: "It's hard for humans to escape after seeing ghosts... Hehe, you have heard this sentence too." But the voice was sharp and thin, like stepping on a chicken's neck, stinging people.
Ears are numb.
Zhao Kai squinted his eyes, looked up, and saw a big horse in the distance, with three people sitting in a row on a special big saddle.
The first one looks like a child of five or six years old. If you look closely, you will see that this "child" has actually grown a beard. The beard is white and thin, but it looks like monkey hair. Not only does he have hair on the corners of his mouth, but also on his eyes.
There is a layer of hair on his forehead, forehead, back of his hands, neck...everywhere exposed outside his clothes. His facial features are not lacking, but the hair is in the wrong place.
, the left eye is high, the right eye is low, the mouth is crooked into the neck, and the nose seems to be pointing upward. This is not like a human being at all. Even if it is a human being, it seems that God created a bad mold when he was created, and he simply thinks about it when he is angry.
Kneading him into a pulp, he accidentally slipped into her belly. Tie Xinlan looked at this man and couldn't help but shudder even in broad daylight.
The man looked at Zhao Kai and chuckled: "You have always heard the name 'Heart-chewing and lung-eating caterpillar', right? That's me. You'd better not look at it more. If you look at it twice more, you will get a stomachache."
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Go, it’s really delicious. Fortunately, Zhao Kai has a big heart and raised his eyes to look at the second person. This second person may not look much better than the "caterpillar", but his body is much better than the "caterpillar"
Twice as big, but the neck is
It is three times longer than a "caterpillar". On that thin and long neck, one head is sharp and small, almost as thick as the neck. It is full of messy hair that stands up like thorns, and its mouth looks like an awl.
, enough for five or six oil bottles to be hung on it.
Zhao Kai didn't know these so-called celebrities in the world. When Zhao Kai read novels and TV series, apart from the female characters, the most he still remembered were the protagonists and villains. At first glance, he looked like a bit player.
Only people with special memories have no value.
However, Tie Xinlan beside her knew this person. She gritted her teeth and said loudly: "Are you the hairy rooster?"
The man opposite grinned, revealing a row of saw-like teeth, and said, "Don't grit your teeth. No matter who sees me, their teeth will itch."
The voice was also shrill and harsh. This man was not talking at all. It was as if he was killing a chicken, and the voice of killing a chicken was much softer than his.
Zhao Kaixin thought that according to the usual practice, the person with the most taste should be put at the end. And the result did not disappoint Zhao Kai. Oh, God, the first two were more or less humanoid, and the third one was almost even humanoid.
All gone.
This third person is simply an orangutan. The "hairy rooster" is twice as big as the "caterpillar", but the body of this "gorilla" is four times as big as the "caterpillar". The "hairy rooster"
The neck is thin and long, but this "orangutan" has no neck at all. It has a square head that grows directly from the shoulders. The hair on the "caterpillar" is white and thin, and the "orangutan" has no neck at all.
The fur was so black and thick that even the nose and mouth could not be distinguished, only a pair of blazing eyes like a beast could be seen.
These eyes were looking at Zhao Kai and said harshly: "Hairy orangutan!"
Xiao Yu'er, who was not far away, also saw these three people. He couldn't help but laugh. He really couldn't figure out how their mother gave birth to these three people. A woman who could give birth to such three brothers looked like him.
He couldn't even imagine it. But he didn't know that these three brothers were the most vicious characters in the past ten years. When people in the world saw them, they couldn't even cry without being joking.
Of course Xiao Yu'er didn't know, and Zhao Kai didn't know even less. Besides, even if he knew, so what, if they came out to scare people, it was their fault, and Zhao Kai wanted to teach them a lesson.
The wind blows and the grass grows, Zhao Kai stands on the grassland, his clothes fluttering, looking at the three heavy-flavored monsters, he smiles casually: "It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault if you come out to scare people.
