After breakfast the next morning, Yi Tianhao drove himself to follow Li Ruoqian to the hospital where Heizi was. Since he was busy with filming these days, Yi Tianhao never came over. Finally, he was able to have a day of rest.
Yi Tianhao was naturally unwilling to give up.
Walking into Heizi's ward, he saw Heizi sitting on the bed reading a book. When he saw Yi Tianhao and Li Ruoqian coming in, he immediately put down the book and said: "Brother Hao, Miss Li, why are you all here? No.
Are you saying you are busy filming?"
Yi Tianhao put the fruit he brought on the bedside table and said with a smile: "We have a day off today, so naturally we want to come over and see you, the great hero. How do you feel? Do you feel better?"
"Yeah." Heizi nodded and said with some distress, "I just want to be discharged from the hospital, but I'm afraid I won't be able to do it for a while. Brother Hao, I was originally responsible for protecting your safety, but now I can't do my job."
Yi Tianhao smiled and said: "What are you talking about? In fact, you have done your duty very well. Otherwise, maybe I would be the one lying on the bed."
"Of course not." Heizi's eyes flashed with determination, "With Brother Hao's skills, that person will never be Brother Hao's opponent. After this incident, I also feel that my skills are still good.
It’s far behind, it’s not strong enough, I have to become stronger!”
Heizi's eyes were unusually determined. Yi Tianhao could see that Heizi's words came from the heart, and he could also feel the strong determination deep in Heizi's heart at this moment.
Yi Tianhao was also moved by Heizi's determination. He nodded and said, "Okay, Heizi, after you are discharged from the hospital, I will help you and I will help you continue to become stronger!"
Heizi looked at Yi Tianhao in surprise: "Really?"
"of course it's true!"
It’s no wonder that Heizi is so excited and surprised. Yi Tianhao himself is Heizi’s idol and the invincible God of War in Heizi’s heart. The first person to challenge him personally will guide him. It’s probably not easy for him not to make progress. Heizi has been obsessed with it since he was a child.
He has a special love for fighting, so he admires Yi Tianhao so much. At this time, he was naturally overjoyed.
Li Ruoqian covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Okay, look, when it comes to kung fu and the like, you are so topical. You are really born to be violent!"
Yi Tianhao laughed and said, "Isn't it the violent maniac like me that you like?"
Li Ruoqian's face turned red, feeling sweet and shy in her heart. She gave Yi Tianhao a charming look, then looked at Heizi and said, "Brother Heizi, if you feel uncomfortable in the hospital or if you need help, just call us."
I, I will come here personally or ask someone to come and make arrangements for you. You went to the hospital to protect me. If it weren’t for filming, I should come here every day to check on you."
Although Heizi has always been cold to others, but now it seemed that Li Ruoqian was Yi Tianhao's woman, Heizi was naturally a lot more polite and said in a gentler tone: "Miss Li, don't be too polite, everything is fine in the hospital.
, You just need to work with peace of mind. Also, Miss Li really doesn’t need to take it to heart about what happened that night. In fact, we used Miss Li as bait that day. It’s not at all that I was injured to protect Miss Li.
If Miss Li was injured that day, wouldn't Brother Hao and I be very sorry for you?"
Li Ruoqian smiled and said: "Okay, let's not think about it so much. In short, let's rest in peace and recover. It will take a long time before we can get out of bed, right?"
"Yeah." Heizi nodded, "The injury is quite serious. Now I can barely sit, and I have to sit against the wall. I can't sit for too long. I'm afraid I have to get out of bed.
a period of time."
"Anyway, rest peacefully."
Yi Tianhao glanced at the book that Heizi had just closed, and said with a smile: "Heizi, I didn't expect that you also like reading?"
When Heizi heard Yi Tianhao talking about this, his face couldn't help but heat up. Fortunately, his skin was dark, so even if he blushed, he couldn't see it. He said sarcastically: "I don't usually read a lot, I usually like some martial arts.
Novel, military novel or online novel."
"Oh, then what are you reading now?" Yi Tianhao walked over with a curious expression, picked up the book, glanced at the title on the cover, and couldn't help but said with a smile, "Haha, unexpected
You and I have similar interests! Isn't this the online novel "The Picking Up Expert" written by the well-known online author Mr. Liang Tiancheng? Haha, I also like this book very much! Not only is it super ambiguous, but the plot is smooth and the content in it is full of ups and downs.
, it is so contagious that people can’t help but get excited after reading it. It is definitely a very rare online novel. It’s good, good, and discerning.”
Li Ruoqian's face turned red, and she said angrily: "What a ridiculous title, "The Expert on Picking Up Girls"... It doesn't sound like it's written something good!"
Yi Tianhao couldn't help but laugh and said: "How could it not be a good thing? In fact, the most serious thing in the world is to pick up girls."
Even Heizi was embarrassed to hear this, and only a shameless person like Yi Tianhao could say it.
Li Ruoqian said angrily: "Brother Hao, you are so thick-skinned!"
"Haha, thank you for the compliment. I would be embarrassed if you always praise me like this." Yi Tianhao changed his tone and continued, "But I am serious. The most serious thing in the world is indeed Mo
It’s too much to pick up girls, and this book "The Pickup Expert" vividly describes the methods of picking up girls. It is not only an excellent novel, but also an encyclopedia that can teach people how to pick up girls, which is definitely rare."
Li Ruoqian hummed: "Luxury."
"Can't you say that?" Yi Tianhao asked seriously, "Okay, let me ask you a question. Tell me, what is the most serious thing in the world?"
Li Ruoqian said: "I don't know."
"It's sex." Yi Tianhao became more and more shameless as he spoke.
Li Ruoqian's face turned red and she said angrily, "Ah, dirty words."
"Haha." Yi Tianhao looked at Li Ruoqian and asked seriously, "Ruoqian, tell me how you were born in this world."
Li Ruoqian's heart skipped a beat, she glanced at Yi Tianhao, and secretly complained in her heart, why does Brother Hao always like to discuss these obscene topics when nothing happens? It seems that the more obscene the topic, the more interesting it is to discuss it, but for a moment he doesn't know what to do.
's answered.
Yi Tianhao laughed and said, "I can't say it anymore. In fact, even primary school students understand this truth now. It's just that you are embarrassed to say it. Heizi, tell me."
Although Heizi's face was hot, it was because Tianhao asked, and he immediately said seriously: "A man and a woman had sex on the bed, and then they gave birth to a baby."
Yi Tianhao couldn't help but laugh in his heart. As expected, this black man always speaks so directly.
After hearing Heizi's answer, Yi Tianhao nodded and said: "Yes, this is exactly the truth, but let me ask you, if you don't know how to pick up girls, how can your father catch up with your mother? If you don't know how to pick up girls, how can your father catch up with your mother?
"If you can't catch up with a woman, how can you get married? If you can't get married, how can you sow seeds? If you can't sow seeds, how can you have children?"
A series of questions made Li Ruoqian dumbfounded.
Yi Tianhao has a natural interest in this kind of topic, and he still talks endlessly: "If you can't have children, how will you reproduce the next generation? If there is no reproduction in the next generation, and there will be no future descendants of Yan and Huang, then humankind will
It is also on the verge of extinction. So, you see, picking up girls is related to the comfort of the world, whether human beings can thrive, and the life and death of the entire human race and even life on earth."
"If you can't pick up girls, the world will begin to disappear gradually. If no one picks up girls, the world will lose its vitality. Therefore, picking up girls is the greatest and most sacred thing in human history. There is no other thing in the world that can compare with it.
Picking up girls has become even greater.”
Li Ruoqian and Heizi were stunned. Heizi picked up the book "The Expert on Picking Up Girls" in his hand and took a look at it, murmuring to himself: "This is the first time I know that this book actually has such a sacred and great meaning.
"
Yi Tianhao nodded and said: "That's right, so read it patiently and attentively. This book is absolutely unprecedented. It can be called the modern version of "The Golden Vase". It has extraordinary significance.
It's worth watching, if you don't watch it, you will regret it for the rest of your life."
Sweat broke out on Heizi's forehead, and he finally couldn't resist anymore. Brother Hao's bullshit skills were truly unparalleled and extraordinary.
Li Ruoqian was also a little speechless, knowing that he would definitely not be able to surpass Yi Tianhao in terms of eloquence. However, Li Ruoqian not only did not feel disgusted by Yi Tianhao's nonsense, but felt that Yi Tianhao was so attractive when he talked endlessly.
I feel that Yi Tianhao is a man among men. When he talks endlessly, he naturally exudes an irresistible attraction, or cynicism, and some other feelings. I am afraid this is the so-called lover.
