Yang Jun walked to the podium with an embarrassed look on his face, looked at the students below, and was about to speak. Wang Lisa suddenly coughed twice, lowered her voice, and hinted to Yang Jun: "In class, tell jokes.
You have to be careful when doing it!"
Yang Jun immediately nodded, indicating that he understood, and Yi Tianhao was furious. Damn it, this Wang Lisa has nothing to do and is nosy. It just so happened that she wanted to listen to the dirty jokes. Although she was a pure person,
But I also want to know what the pornographic jokes these students tell them on a daily basis are like, so that I can prescribe the right medicine, or change the students' minds and make them become more pure like myself. Yes, I must
In this way, I don't think I have to get close to them many times before I can exchange these pornographic experiences with them. When they are not on guard against me, I can make some changes to them. I don't know if there are any good Sora Aoi or the like.
It would be great if you introduce the movie to me so that I can take a good look at it.
Seeing that Wang Lisa had let his dream come true, Yi Tianhao thought to himself, okay, if you don't let Yang Jun tell it, I will let you be punished later and let you come on stage to tell jokes, hum.
Most of Yang Jun's jokes were related to pornography. After carefully sifting through his mind for a long time, he finally came up with a fairly innocent joke: "In a certain school, there is a guy in the dormitory opposite who is very good at bragging. Yesterday the lights were turned off.
After that, he had nothing to do, so he blew it for a long time. When he was taking a breather, a buddy next to him accidentally played a p. The guy who didn't want to brag was furious. He turned around and shouted: "If you don't believe me, pull it off."
!!”
After Yang Jun finished speaking, some students laughed below. Yi Tianhao thought to himself, what kind of joke is this? It can only be regarded as a makeshift, but he still let Yang Jun go down and return to his seat.
Then he said loudly: "Okay, now let's continue with the drumming and passing flowers. No one should delay for a while. No matter who loses, come out and tell a good joke before you can go back. Otherwise, I will
Call this classmate out alone to watch a martial arts movie."
All the students couldn't help but shuddered. What kind of martial arts movie? It is obviously violent. It is really difficult for this teacher to change his violent nature, but we like it, hahaha!
Then several more students lost. Each student came up to the stage to tell a joke before going down. In the end, Yan Xueer also lost. Yan Xueer walked up to the stage generously and proactively.
After thinking for a while, he sweetly said: "I'm not very good at telling jokes, but I'm willing to admit defeat, so I'll just tell you one casually, and don't laugh at me. The joke goes like this: A man got on the bus and was suddenly pinched
So the man yelled, but the driver said, "Stop yelling, I'll charge you half the fare."
When Yan Xueer told a joke, her voice was vivid and her tone was clearly described. The students burst into laughter immediately, and they heard Yi Tianhao smiling next to him: "Sister, you are so
This is really humility for once.”
Yan Xueer smiled sweetly, walked down the stage, and sat down in her seat.
Yi Tianhao turned his head again, preparing to continue. Seeing that get out of class was about to end, Yan Yongbo suddenly winked at his classmates. He was the military advisor in the class. Everyone usually cooperated with each other very well. His look , everyone already understood what to do, and the students immediately started laughing and nodding.
Yi Tianhao said loudly: "Okay, I'm going to start now. Is everyone ready?"
Yan Yongbo was the first to respond loudly: "Teacher, let's start, we all can't wait."
"Haha, okay, let's start now."
Yi Tianhao started knocking, and when he finally stopped, the whole class was quiet, and there were no more laughter and lamentations. After returning to the country, Yi Tianhao was about to see who lost.
, but saw that the handkerchief was lying quietly on his desk at this time. All the students in Class 2 and Class 4 of Senior High School pointed at Yi Tianhao and shouted loudly: "Teacher, you lose
Got it!"
Yi Tianhao looked at the handkerchief placed on his podium table and couldn't help but smile bitterly. Damn it, grandma, the boat capsized in the gutter today and fell into the hands of these little guys.
Yi Tianhao smiled bitterly and shook his head. He looked at the students below and asked loudly: "Who is playing this trick? Who is using this trick to deal with me?"
None of the students said a word. Yi Tianhao couldn't help but shook his head and said with a wry smile: "I know even if you don't tell me, who is the bad military advisor in our class? Don't I still know? Xiao Siyan, tell me,
is that you?"
Yan Yongbo touched his head, smiled awkwardly, and said: "The teacher is indeed wise, intelligent, extremely knowledgeable and rich..."
"Come on, don't worry. If the teacher doesn't punish you, then don't flatter the teacher here."
Yan Yongbo chuckled and said: "Teacher, don't get me wrong, that's not what I meant. What I mean is, the teacher won't just admit it after losing, right?"
Yi Tianhao smiled bitterly and said: "Don't worry, although this is framed by you, victory or defeat is a common thing in military affairs. I understand that I am willing to accept defeat and I can afford to lose. Okay, this time I will tell the joke."
, it’s time to finish the lecture. Okay, everyone, listen up! Once upon a time, there was a family where a man invited guests to drink tea. Because there was no tea, he went to his neighbor’s house to borrow it. For a long time, the neighbor didn’t bring it.
When the water was boiled, it was not brought, so I had no choice but to keep adding cold water to the pot. After a long time, the water in the pot was full, and the tea was not delivered in the end. The wife said to her husband: "You can't drink the tea."
, it’s better to leave him to take a bath.”
The students in the whole class burst into laughter, and Yi Tianhao also laughed. Suddenly the atmosphere in the class became very good, reaching the highest level, and the bell rang for the end of get out of class. Yi Tianhao smiled and said: "Okay , my students, everyone remembers it for me, even if your study status this week is not very good and you can't concentrate too much, you still have to listen when other teachers are in class, at least if you can't listen. The most important thing is not to cause trouble. This is the most basic guarantee. It is not easy for teachers to teach you. You are excited. In fact, the teachers are also excited. They are also Li Ruoqian's fans and fans, but they still have to do it when they are excited. Is it easy to focus on giving you lectures? So, everyone needs to know what is good and what is good, do you understand?"
"Understood, teacher!"
"Okay, get out of class is over!"
"goodbye teacher!"
"Goodbye, classmates, let's go!" Yi Tianhao picked up his lesson plan and walked out with a smile on his face. It felt really good to be with the students.
