When Yun Pianpian saw Ding Xiaotong asking her to take off her shoes, she immediately snorted and said: "There are so many men here, if you ask me to take off my shoes, I will take off my shoes. Besides, I mean there is a possibility that my feet will be taken off."
It’s swollen, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that my foot is swollen. Anyway, it’s very painful. How about you let me try to step on you?”
Just as Ding Xiaotong was about to retaliate, Yi Tianhao suddenly slammed the table and shouted: "Stop arguing, sit down and eat!!"
Yun Pianpian and Ding Xiaotong were stunned, but when they saw Yi Tianhao getting angry, they had to sit down obediently one by one. Yan Xueer thought to herself, it turns out that when their brother loses his temper, they are also afraid!
Although Yun Pianpian knew that Yi Tianhao would not do anything to her, she did not dare to provoke Yi Tianhao when he was angry. Although Ding Xiaotong was always as naughty as Yi Tianhao, she was also afraid
After Yi Tianhao came home, he spanked her. Although when Yi Tianhao spanked her, she felt pain and a little bit of pleasure at the same time.
Yi Tianhao thought to himself, Damn it, if the tiger doesn't show off its power, it treats me like a sick cat. Now you two are quarreling fiercely. I will make you two surrender in bed some time later.
On the other side of the cafeteria, Leng Binghan, who was eating with Shao Wuyou, glanced at Yi Tianhao. After Shao Wuyou noticed it, he sneered: "I guess the students are jealous of him.
, this Yi Tianhao has always been ambiguous with the students in his class, haha, he can really be called a romantic teacher."
Leng Binghan turned his head back, feeling secretly annoyed, and lowered his head and continued eating.
After lunch, Yi Tianhao ditched Yun Pianpian and Ding Xiaotong, returned to his office with Yan Xueer, and told Yan Xueer some classical Chinese texts that Yan Xueer didn't particularly understand, and Yan Xueer listened to them.
She was enjoying it, and finally when class was about to start, Yi Tianhao asked her to go back to class.
Seeing Yan Xueer leaving, Jin Long smiled and said, "Brother Hao, you are really nice to your god-sister!"
Yi Tianhao smiled and shook his head, saying: "What the hell are you doing, sister? She is my biological sister."
"Oh." Jin Long nodded, and the other teachers also felt a little emotional. Yan Xueer was really lucky to meet a brother who treated her better than her own sister!
There was no class for Yi Tianhao in the afternoon. Out of boredom, Yi Tianhao secretly searched for pornographic novels on Baidu, but found some that were about incest and homosexuality, which made Yi Tianhao almost vomit.
Coming out, Jin Long came to Yi Tianhao's side, leaned into Yi Tianhao's ear and whispered: "Brother Hao, I will find you a website where you can see Jin Ping Mei."
"The Plum in the Golden Vase?" Yi Tianhao lowered his voice and asked, "Is it the most wonderful book in our country, The Plum in the Golden Vase?"
"Of course, besides this book, which one else is there? Brother Hao, do you want to read it?"
"Of course, don't look at me with that look. In fact, Brother Hao, I am extremely pure. For Brother Hao, I mainly look for some long-lost classical culture. This is who I am.
The purpose of this book, and I believe that there must be a reason for this book to be famous throughout the ages, and my purpose is to find out the root cause. As for the colorful fragments in it, I will naturally skip it."
Jin Long smiled obscenely and said: "Haha, no need to explain, I understand, I understand, okay, Brother Hao, let me help you look for it first."
After logging in to the web page, Jin Long entered the domain name of a web page, and then found the most amazing book in ancient and modern times. Then he blinked obscenely at Yi Tianhao and said with a smile: "Brother Hao, please read it slowly first."
"Yes." Yi Tianhao nodded.
This book has been famous by Yi Tianhao for a long time, but I have never read it. It is said that Jin Ping Mei can be called an encyclopedia of pornographic novels, but I don’t know whether it is true or not.
Staring at the computer screen, Yi Tianhao began to turn the pages up and down. It was true that Yi Tianhao did not deceive Jin Long. The irrelevant parts were directly ignored by Yi Tianhao, but it was completely different from what he said to Jin Long.
What Yi Tianhao skipped was that she skipped all the places that had nothing to do with pornography. She mainly watched some sex scenes. Grandma's was so exciting. I never thought that I would have such a feast for my eyes today. This book
It is worthy of being the originator of pornographic novels. I admire it. I don’t know if there will be another novel that can surpass this classic in the future. If I really can’t do it, I’ll write one myself. I’ll give it a thought and call it “Pornographic Encyclopedia”
Bar.
Yi Tianhao was watching there intently when he heard Jin Long coughing continuously next to him. Yi Tianhao thought to himself that this kid must have asthma. He was really pitiful. He told him to get treatment as soon as possible, and suddenly realized that
When someone patted his shoulder, Yi Tianhao waved his hand and said, "Don't make trouble, I'm working hard."
"Are you studying hard to read pornographic novels?" He only heard a woman's voice reaching Yi Tianhao's ears. Yi Tianhao turned his head and glanced, and was shocked. It turned out that the person standing behind him was the school.
Secretary Wang Lixia, this Wang Lixia is about fifty years old this year. She is in charge of party affairs study for school teachers. If you want to become a party member, you must get her support, so the power in your hands is not small. After all, now the power of party members and league members
The salaries are not the same, they are two levels of treatment, and if you want to be promoted, party membership is also very important.
When he saw that it was Secretary Wang, Yi Tianhao was shocked, but his face was neither red nor white. He smiled calmly and said: "It turns out to be Secretary Wang. Haha, how come you are here suddenly? Secretary Wang
If you have something to say, just say it."
When Wang Lixia saw the words "Jin Ping Mei", her face turned red and she said in a stern tone: "Teacher Yi, it is absolutely forbidden to read such pornographic novels in school. School is a holy place in the country and a pure paradise.
Everything here is clean soil. We must set an example and set a good example for the students. If this kind of thing happens in our own home, then fine, the school will not take care of it, but in the office
Looking at this kind of thing is definitely a mistake. I hope Teacher Yi can actively correct it next time and learn from it."
Damn it, this old woman deserves to be in charge of party affairs. She talks like a machine gun and talks about truths one after another. Yi Tianhao can't help but feel the desire to win in his heart. Damn it, you can say that like that.
