Half a month later, the group finally walked out of the Warcraft Forest, and Dian Wei, because he wanted to master the power of dream awakening, returned to the Warcraft Forest with his undead army to continue his campaign.
Looking at the city not far away, Zhang Ze could be said to be proud of the spring breeze. He waved his hand and said: "Young men, come into the city, where you can eat well and drink spicy food."
"Okay, okay." As a foodie, Nicodon was naturally the first to agree, and Asteroid was not to be far behind, shouting: "I want to eat potatoes stewed with magic cows, and magic cows stewed potatoes."
Demonic Cow Stewed with Potatoes, Demonic Cow Stewed with Potatoes? It seemed delicious. Nicodon echoed again: "I want to eat it too."
Isn’t the deviled cow stewed with potatoes and deviled cow stewed with potatoes the same dish? How come they become two dishes when they say it from their mouths? Is it the same as the pork ribs stewed with winter melon and the winter melon stewed pork ribs?
Dispelling the distracting thoughts in his mind, Zhang Ze looked at Diao Chan and said, "Diao Chan, this is your first time in human society. What would you like to eat? I'll treat you."
Seeing Diao Chan playing with her hair, Zhang Ze felt a cold wind blowing around him. Seeing Zhang Yu'er covering her mouth and snickering, Zhang Ze said again: "Diao Chan, what do you want to eat? I'm treating you!"
.... There is still no reply. Zhang Ze is a little confused. He looks like a very nice girl, but he is a narcissist. What fun is there in playing with hair alone? You might as well play a small game with me, lightly.
With a slight cough, Zhang Ze turned around to hide his embarrassment and said: "Whoever rushes to the city first, I will give a grand prize to him."
Grand prize? Nicodon and Xiaoxing's eyes lit up, and they rushed towards the city gate without saying a word, leaving a trail of dust flying in the air in an instant.
Passerby A is a city guard of Laodao City. The sun is shining brightly today, which is a good day to bask in the sun. Passerby A and Passerby B are sitting at the gate of the city leisurely drinking wine and basking in the sun. From time to time they stop a few civilians.
Ask for a small entrance fee.
"Brother, let's go together." Passerby A and Passerby B clinked glasses and put the cups in their mouths. Suddenly, the ground kept shaking. Passerby A shook his hand and actually bit his tongue and let out a miserable sound.
Call.
"What's going on?" Passerby B stood up in panic, but saw a cloud of yellow dust billowing in the distance, heading directly towards the city gate. Could there be a monster attacking the city?
"Which bastard made me bite my tongue." Passerby A raised his head in pain, but when he saw Passerby B's surprised expression, he immediately asked: "What's wrong?"
"Am I dazzled? Why did I see a giant dragon?"
"The dragons are all on Dragon Island. How could you see the dragon? You must have drunk too much."
"Then, what is that?" Feeling that the earth was shaking more and more violently, Passerby B's expression began to change.
Following Passerby B's gaze, Passerby A saw the rolling yellow sand, and a huge figure in the yellow sand was heading towards the city gate with all its strength. It was closer, closer. Passerby A rubbed his eyes and finally saw this clearly.
The behemoth, the dragon, was a giant dragon. Passerby A panicked. He was about to sound the alarm, but he saw the giant dragon grinning at him. Then he felt a force hit him, and he flew out in an instant and lost consciousness.
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"I am number one." Asteroid had a smug look on his face and kept twisting his body towards Nigudong. However, the huge body scared the residents in the town and screamed, "Big dragon, giant dragon."
"A rematch, that's not fair." Nicodon stomped his feet hard, but felt a softness under his feet. What happened? Why was the ground soft? Nicodon twisted his feet in confusion.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts."
"What sound?" Nicodon looked at the asteroid in confusion and said, "What are you talking about?"
With a puff, Xiao Xingxing looked embarrassed and said, "My stomach has been bad lately."
"It stinks." Nicodon covered his nose and looked at the asteroid with disgust.
With a puff, Asteroid once again fired a nuclear weapon. The thunder-like sound made Asteroid blush with embarrassment, but thinking of what Zhang Ze said when he farted, Asteroid followed suit and said: "A loud fart doesn't stink, a stinky fart doesn't make a sound."
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"Don't be disgusted." Nigudong turned and looked outside the city. When will the boss come over?
"Hey." Waves of weak voices sounded. Now both Nicodon and Xiaoxing heard it. They stared with big eyes and said, "Who is talking?"
"I."
"who?"
"Hand, hand." Passerby A felt that he was so unlucky. It was a nice day to bask in the sun and he encountered a giant dragon. He was knocked unconscious before he was ready to run away. After he fainted, he fainted. In the end, someone stepped on him.
My hand, I woke up from the pain. Why do I have to carry my life like this?
"Ah, there is actually someone here." Nicodon opened his mouth in surprise.
"Please, can you move your foot away? It hurts."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Nigudong apologized quickly and stepped on a passerby a few times in a panic.
"Why am I so unlucky?" Passerby A sighed and said, "Brother, please help me and move me to a different position. I think my bones are broken."
"What's wrong with you?" Youyou's voice came from the side. Everyone heard it and ran away, but no one could be seen.
"Dragon, Uncle Long, can you stop farting?" The long voice came again. Xiaoxing looked around doubtfully, but didn't see anyone. What's going on? Where did this sound come from?
"Can you do me a favor and help me peel it off the wall?"
At this time, Nicodon heard the source of the sound clearly. He walked to the asteroid and took a look. He saw a man hanging on the wall behind the asteroid's tail. The armor on this man's body had been deformed, and half of his body was now embedded in it.
Inside the wall, with the asteroid farting from time to time, the man's face turned pale.
"Do me a favor and pull me off." Passerby B was knocked into the wall and he didn't dare to speak. But when he heard passerby A said that he was unlucky, passerby B couldn't help complaining. Who could be as unlucky as me?
The dragon came into close contact and was knocked directly into the wall. If the armor hadn't been strong enough, this little life would have been lost. It was stuck in the wall and couldn't move. The biggest problem was that this giant dragon used nuclear weapons from time to time and said
No matter how loud the fart is, it doesn’t stink, no matter how bad the fart is, it almost kills me.
"You guys are really funny. One likes to lie on the floor, and the other likes to sleep in the wall." Nigudong touched his head and dug out Passerby B.
Your sister, it was you who bumped into us, but you actually called us funny. Passerby A and Passerby B looked at each other, tears streaming down their cheeks.
"Which one of you is first?" Zhang Ze, Diao Chan, Zhang Yu'er and the elite gargoyles walked over slowly.
"I."
"Shit."
"Can you please stop stepping on my hand?"
"What's the sound?" Zhang Ze looked around.
"Boss, you stepped on this person's hand."
After hearing what Nicodong said, Zhang Ze looked down and saw that his foot was stepping on a man's hand. He immediately stepped back and said, "Sorry, I didn't see you."
"Speaking of which, you are all dressed in loess and blend in with the earth. It's hard to tell the difference. This outfit is too trendy." After saying that, he stepped over the two of them and walked into the city.
Your sister, we are not pretending to be mud, we were hit by you, who will save us? Looking at the backs of everyone leaving, the thoughts of passerby A and passerby B kept lingering in the air.
I didn’t finish coding until 10 o’clock again. I finished coding in a hurry and the quality was poor. I wanted to change it but didn’t have time. I regret it. I hope to return to normal life soon so that I can create good articles for everyone with peace of mind.