596. Chapter 596 New Year's Protagonist Funny Side Record
When Baby Mo was two years old, he was the most naughty. Mo Jiu's biggest headache at that time was bathing them.
Before the age of two, little baby Mo had no other appearance except for wearing pink and a basket.
Mo Xiaobei hates bathing the most, so he pretends to be Mo Xiaobao every time he takes a bath. The following scenes often play out in Mo Jiu's home.
Mo Jiu just threw the clean Mo Xiaobao on the bed, and turned around to change the water in the bathtub. When he looked back, two "Mo Xiaobao" appeared on the bed. Mo Jiu picked up one of them, and the two babies said in unison: "
Mom, I've already washed it, why don't you wash it for your sister!"
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Little Baby Mo grew up abroad, but in order to prevent the little ones from forgetting Mandarin, Mo Jiu Children's Shoes often taught them Chinese characters when they were young.
One day, I learned "yesterday, today, tomorrow."
Mo Jiu Children's Shoes finally explained the difference between the three words to the two little babies, and then Mo Xiaobei started to make sentences.
"Mama, if you keep Maomao cold, Maomao will have diarrhea like tomorrow!"
Mo Jiu:……
Mo Xiaobao:......
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After Zhang Lulu's children's shoes remarried Gong Chen, she soon discovered that she was pregnant.
When the baby reached 20 weeks, it began to develop hearing, so Zhang Lulu and Gong Chen decided to tell it a fairy tale every day.
Before going to bed the night before, Zhang Lulu talked about Snow White.
Today we arrived at Gong Chen, and he said: "Baby, today we will tell a story about Snow White."
Zhang Lulu asked for the baby: "Why is it the story of Snow White again?"
Gong Chen replied: "Today our story is different from yesterday. It is the story of Snow White's counterattack. Snow White was reborn in her childhood..."
Zhang Lulu: Has this guy read too many novels?!
Gong Chen continued to make up: "Snow White's stepmother was a servant beside her mother. They said they were servants, but they were actually half-sisters. The stepmother was jealous of Snow White's mother. Then one day, Snow White heard that her mother was seriously ill.
A conversation with my future stepmother…”
"What happens next?" Zhang Lulu asked.
Gong Chen closed his eyes: "If you want to know what happened next, I'll explain it tomorrow."
Ever since, the story of Snow White’s counterattack will be serialized indefinitely in the days to come...
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Yuxuan has inherited her father Yuzhuo's love for beauty since she was a child. At such a young age, her peach blossom eyes are quite like her father's.
Moreover, Yuxuan is the most narcissistic and beautiful person, and what she likes to do most is take pictures.
On a certain day of a certain year, a family of three went to the zoo to take pictures.
In front of a monkey, two-and-a-half-year-old Yuxuan saw other children making a "V" shape with their fingers and thought this gesture was quite handsome.
So, after they took the photo and left, he ran to the same place and posed for Luo Luo's mother to take the photo.
After finishing one stroke, Yuxuan stretched out three fingers and said, "Mom, come again, three!"
Luo Luo:......
Ever since, that day, Yuxuan took pictures from one to five.
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Mo Jiu always thought that Mo Xiaobao was smarter than Mo Xiaobei because Mo Xiaobao inherited Long Qingtian, until one day, Mo Jiu discovered...
"Brother, the gene for IQ turns out to be inherited along with the X chromosome!"
"Well, then...?"
"Mo Xiaobao is smarter than Mo Xiaobei. This is undeniable, right?"
"Um, so...?"
"Mo Xiaobei is not as smart as Mo Xiaobao because he inherited half of you, and Mo Xiaobao inherited all of his IQ from me! To sum up, I am smarter than you!"
Mo Jiu was so proud that he showed off to a certain shady man.
A certain man glanced at him, then rubbed her head with a look of sympathy on his face: "It turns out that the gene for IQ has mutated in you..."
It took Mo Jiu a long time to realize that this venomous man was actually calling her stupid!...
[This is a special extra to wish everyone a Happy New Year! Good luck in the Year of the Horse!]
