"Grandma, tell me again what it looks like?" Song Zhizhi heard a few people complaining and suddenly made a bold guess, but she thought it was reasonable.
"He is fat and round, looks like a fool, has a big head and small ears, a mouth like a blind man, big eyes, and two very dark circles under his eyes. He is making noises in our bamboo forest!"
Grandma Song quickly said it carefully, feeling extremely distressed. She kept those bamboos to make mats and cold plates in the summer!
"And he's a rogue, so I yelled at him, and he kept chasing me. If Lao Wu and Lao Wu's wife hadn't taken me with them and were assigned to catch up with me, I wouldn't have been able to beat him!"
Eighty percent is a giant panda!!!
Song Zhizhi felt her adrenaline surge and she was so excited. In her previous life, she had read the news that in the 1980s and 1990s, there were wild giant pandas in many remote mountain villages that went to other people's houses to eat.
She was extremely envious at that time. She didn't expect that the good times would come so quickly. Oh wow, what should I do? She might not be able to control her expression.
"Grandma, let's go and see if it's okay!" Song Zhizhi suppressed her excitement and tried not to look so exaggerated. The family didn't understand why Song Zhizhi wanted to see something that looked so strange.
What if you get hurt?
"No, no, it's too dangerous. Zhizhi, let's go and drive it away!" Grandpa Song was the first to object.
"Yes, we can't go and see it. Let's find a few people to blast it out and drive it out before you come out!" The uncle was also serious, Song Zhizhi was going crazy, rolling eh, rolling eh, so cute, rolling eh, drive it out?
Please, she would rather get out of this home and give up her position!
"No, grandparents, uncles, aunts... Fifth aunt, please listen to me. If you guessed correctly, that animal should be the national treasure panda. The giant panda is a national treasure, so I want to confirm it."
If she hadn't known that the whole family was illiterate and didn't know anything, she would really have thought that the whole family was not a good person.
Now that the Internet is underdeveloped, farmers like them in the mountains and forests may only look at stamps when they see giant pandas, but people generally don't pay attention to what is on the stamps...
Hearing the word giant panda, Grandpa Song shook his head, "No way, I have seen your grandpa on TV before. It is black and white. This one is black and yellow. You said it is a black blind variant.
I feel more believable!"
Black and yellow? Black and yellow?
Song Zhizhi was confused, is it a brown panda?
"Grandpa, just let me take a look. Close the door of the woodshed and I'll take a look through the window. I'm sure nothing will happen!" Song Zhizhi begged coquettishly, gesturing to other brothers to help speak.
The seven brothers of the Song family started immediately.
"Mom and Dad, I think it's okay!"
"Grandpa, Grandpa, I want to take a look too. Just take a look, just in case it's really a national treasure!"
"Yes, grandma, we won't get beaten if we look through the window..."
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The eight children were so noisy that several adults couldn't stand it anymore and had to agree. Several uncles picked up poles, hoes, kitchen knives and other weapons to defend themselves. Grandma Song went to lock the door and led the few children to open the window and look inside.
Song Zhizhi stood at the front, and with just one glance, she was sure that it was Gungun!
It was black and yellow. After her careful observation, it turned out that it was dirty and had not been washed!
"Grandma, you see it looks dirty, but it's not this color. Look at the hair on its belly, does it look whiter?"
Song Zhizhi guided, Grandma Song and others nodded, but no one dared to gasp or make a sound, for fear of scaring it and being attacked.
"Let's put a big basin of water for him. When the time comes, he will be able to see it after washing himself!" Song Zhizhi suggested again. Several brothers immediately went out and brought the largest one-square-meter iron basin in the family and started filling it with water.
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The iron basin was a little rusty, and Song Zhizhi remembered that it was the big basin used at home to beat tofu and make sweet potato starch every year.
I gave Gungun a bath, can he still use it?
After the water was filled, Song Zhizhi and others retreated, and the uncle went to open the firewood shed door. The family immediately retreated and hid in the distance to observe. They saw the giant panda looking here and there, swaying step by step, and walking out innocently.
, a pair of black eyes are exceptionally clear, bright and simple.
Song Zhizhi's heart almost melted when she saw it, wow, wow, wow, how cute, my dear, she saw a living giant panda, one that was not locked up in the zoo!
The giant panda is not afraid of people at all. It just glanced at Song Zhizhi and others a few times and found that there was no danger. He decisively climbed into the basin and started playing in the water. As time went by, most of its black and white body was exposed.
The whole family opened their eyes and opened their mouths, especially Grandma Song, "Oh my God, it's really a giant panda. I actually picked up a national treasure!"
"Old lady, what should I do now, keep it?" Grandpa Song couldn't make up his mind for the first time in decades of life.
"It's illegal to keep him, call the police!" Song Zhizhi was decisive. She couldn't bear to let him go, but it was inappropriate to keep him in captivity... and according to the current situation, he had to stay in front of her for at least a day and a night.
She is already satisfied!
"Then whoever calls the police will believe it?" The uncle felt that no one would believe it if he told me.
"Why call the police, Song Zhizhi, you don't know how to entertain guests, so you should call the police!" A hearty laughter came from under the ladder sill, frightening the old Song family who were staring at Gungun with all their concentration.
The whole family was shocked!
Gungun was frightened again and moved immediately, which frightened the old Song family and others again. For fear of the giant panda attacking people, the whole family rushed into Song Zhizhi's house, only opening the windows.
Fortunately, Gungun was also timid and rushed directly into the woodshed again. Wang Lei walked up with a camera and was stunned by the scene in front of him. He froze on the spot, doubting his life!
He seemed to have seen a giant panda just now!
really!
The uncle had quick eyesight and quickly ran out to close the door of the woodshed. The whole family breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Wang Lei. Wang Lei smiled awkwardly.
"Hello Grandpa Song, Grandma Song, do you still remember me? I am Wang Lei, the reporter who went to the school to interview Song Zhizhi!"
"Remember, why are you here? You are sweating profusely. My eldest daughter-in-law, go get a bowl of noodles. Zhizhi, go and bring a glass of water to your eldest brother..."
Grandma Song nodded quickly and dragged her into the main room, pressing her chest with lingering fear.
Wang Lei still had the black-and-white thing he saw just now in his mind, so he asked when he was getting water, "Zhizhi, what were you doing just now? I feel like I saw a giant panda!"
"Brother, be more confident and get rid of the likeness!" Song Zhizhi simply spoke again in the face of Wang Lei ((???|||)), "That's the giant panda. It just broke into my house. We just don't have it."
You know what to do!”
Wang Lei silently took a sip of water to suppress his shock, then raised his head again, "Are you sure it's not a dog but a giant panda? Song Zhizhi, don't fool me, I'm a reporter!"