When Chuhe uttered these words, Muzi had the urge to turn around and run away.
Make Empress Dowager Xiao laugh? Does he want to cry?
Even if she is Chu He's aunt, and even if he is Master Xiao's only blood relative, it would be too whimsical to make Empress Xiao, who has been a female robot all her life, smile.
But Muzi didn't run away.
He admired the beauty in front of him with a look that showed no blasphemy. His legs were like nails on the ground and he couldn't move even an inch.
It's not like Muzi has never thought that with the young lady's appearance, if she dressed up a little, she would be as beautiful as a fairy. But he is just a little housekeeper of Xiaoshan Villa, how can he dare to speak arrogantly and commit a crime?
Before getting dressed up, Empress Dowager Xiao exuded an aura of an immovable queen that made people dare not look at her. Once she got dressed up, she looked like a blooming rose, so delicate and bright that people couldn't take their eyes away.
Smile?
This is what Chu He asked of her. It's a bit too much. No, it's very much.
She didn't want to laugh. She couldn't laugh either. But she had no choice. Looking at Chu He's determined and persevering eyes, she gently raised the corners of her lips stained with transparent lip gloss.
Her smile was stiff, like a savage who had just learned to speak, very unnatural.
But when she smiled, the restaurant lit up, blinding the men's eyes.
"Does your smile look good?" Chuhe turned around and asked Muzi.
"It looks good." Muzi was trembling all over, and with great perseverance, he opened his legs and left the restaurant.
He saw Queen Mother Xiao smiling.
Very happy. But also very worried.
Will anyone who sees Empress Dowager Xiao smile die unexpectedly?
Muzi hadn't lived enough yet, so he made a decisive decision and left the scene of the crime.
"You won't be our driver anymore?" Chu He shouted.
"I'm sick." Muzi walked faster and faster, becoming more urgent. "Take a day off."
Chu He shrugged, suppressing the excitement and restlessness in his heart, and pretended to be relaxed and walked towards Aunt Cheap.
Empress Dowager Xiao was worthy of being Empress Dowager Xiao. Even though she was wearing clothes that she had never worn before and were extremely inconsistent with her status, she was still as calm as a mountain. She stared at Chu He without changing her expression. The female robot-like eyes made Chu He quite discouraged.
.
Back then, he would do whatever she said. Firstly, he was afraid. Secondly, she was his aunt.
Now, he finally had a chance to avenge his shame. But he found that this woman was not knocked down by his prank. She was as smooth as ever.
She is very tall. She is 1.72 meters tall and has a height of ten centimeters. She is only three centimeters shorter than Chu He. However, she does not have the uncoordinated hands and feet that some girls who are too tall have. Her balance is excellent.
The demeanor is also flexible and slender, giving people a strong visual impact.
Stockings. Skirt. Hair dye.
The way Empress Dowager Xiao is dressed today is destined to shock the world.
But this is exactly the effect Chuhe needs. Otherwise, how can he avenge his past humiliation? Otherwise, how can he avenge the oppression he has suffered for more than ten years?
Chu He smiled slightly and said, "What are we going to do now?"
"Whatever." The woman said two words calmly.
"Shopping?"
"good."
The shopping location was chosen at the busiest pedestrian street in Baihe District. Chu He and Queen Mother Xiao, a handsome man and beautiful woman, are very eye-catching. Especially Queen Mother Xiao’s soft figure with golden proportions. And her charming face and robot-like temperament. Even if Chu He
Even though he is so handsome, he has been criticized by countless men for wearing flowers and shit.
Chu He's aesthetic sense was not bad. When he entered the fashion store, he picked out clothes for his cheap aunt. He bought a lot of all kinds of random fashion styles. Empress Dowager Xiao just sat quietly aside, staring at him silently. With the world
Out of place.
Chu He was so happy with the purchase that he did not force Empress Dowager Xiao to try it on. Instead, he walked to Empress Dowager Xiao carrying a pair of casual air-cushion sneakers.
Chu He was very generous. In just ten minutes, he spent more than 100,000 yuan. The shopping guides were so excited that they wanted to fall in love with the handsome and generous Chu He. But Chu He never stopped looking at their continuous rise.
Her breasts and hips that swayed inadvertently, as if those expensive clothes were far more attractive than them. Now seeing him walking towards the tall woman sitting silently in the corner, my heart was filled with jealousy. I wanted to fake this.
The aloof and cold woman was kicked out.
Under Empress Dowager Xiao's subtle eyes, Chu He slowly squatted beside her. Before she could react, Chu He lifted her ankles and took off her pair of high heels.
"My ankles are all red." Chu He concentrated on putting on the fashionable beige sneakers for Queen Mother Xiao. "Wear them."
Empress Dowager Xiao put it on with peace of mind and stood up slowly.
This time, they have a suitable height difference. Thirteen centimeters. It is not the crazy 30 centimeters that is the most adorable height that is widely circulated on the Internet. But it is the most comfortable and reasonable.
After checking out, Chu He threw the large and small bags he was carrying into the trunk of the car and led her towards the snack street without letting Queen Mother Xiao help.
"I used to love coming here to eat when I had no pocket money. It's cheap and affordable. You must have never eaten it, right?" Chu He stopped at a spicy hotpot and ordered some food to the boss in a familiar manner. When it was cooked, Chu He
He came back from the checkout with two boxes of Malatang. He handed a bowl to Queen Mother Xiao. "Try it?"
Queen Mother Xiao calmly took the Malatang and took a sip.
hot.
Become too spicy.
Empress Dowager Xiao, who had always had a light diet, suddenly had her cheeks glowing and looking even brighter and more attractive.
She can control her psychological emotions flawlessly, but she can't do anything about her physical reactions. After all, she is just like a robot, not real.
Chu He's eyes were full of smiles and he asked: "Is it delicious?"
“It’s not bad to eat.”
Chu He handed over a bottle of mineral water that had been stuffed into his butt pocket. Empress Dowager Xiao was stunned, but she still took it and took a sip.
Chu He didn't dare to force her to eat too much. It was really spicy. When Qi Bai, Fang Yi and the others ate it for the first time, it was so spicy that tears and snot flowed from their noses. After strolling around the snack street, Chu He took her to the place where he used to go.
He wandered around several places. It wasn't until nightfall that he turned back to Queen Mother Xiao and said, "Are you tired?"
Queen Mother Xiao shook her head.
Chu He smiled and said: "Okay, let's continue the carnival."
Watch movies, eat late night snacks, and then sing to your heart’s content at KTV.
Chu He had a mediocre voice and couldn't sing popular songs, so he had to take turns singing military songs. Empress Dowager Xiao had never sung a song in her life. There was no need to make an exception now. She held a glass of boiled water in her hand and listened quietly to Chu He's singing.
Chu He sang one song after another, and Queen Mother Xiao listened to one song after another. He sang seriously, and she listened carefully. It was not until late at night that Chu He threw down the microphone exhausted, drank a bottle of beer and said
: "Let's go."
"That's enough?" Queen Mother Xiao stood up.
Chu He smiled and did not answer.
It was already four o'clock in the morning when we left the KTV. The streets were empty and quiet. Except for a few food stalls in the distance that were still operating, most of the stores were closed. The two of them just walked side by side, strolling on this quiet road with soft lights.
Up. Peace and quiet.
I don't know how much time passed, but Queen Mother Xiao suddenly said: "Remember to sign tomorrow."
When Chu He heard this, he took out a cigarette, lit it, took a deep breath, and said, "When I first met Fang Yi, Qi Bai would often drink and sing with them all night long. When he drank too much, he would fight and cause trouble. How many times did he meet the police?
More than meeting the head teacher. Sister Liu was just working at that time, and I didn’t want to disturb her. Most of the time, it was the Fang family who came to bail us out. Once, things got really bad. Fang Yi happened to have a quarrel with his family, and he was stubborn and didn’t tell his family.
Qi Bai called his parents in the northeast. The two elderly people took an eight-hour tractor ride to the county seat and took a bus to the provincial capital. Then they took a forty-hour train ride to Baicheng to bail us out. Except for Fang Yi,
Several of us were beaten badly by each other's relatives who worked in the bureau. Ahu lay in the hospital for three months before getting out of bed. Fang Yi and I treated the two elders to a dinner and pooled money to buy train tickets.
I went home that night. I heard that the autumn harvest was happening at home. If I don’t go back, the crops will be ruined.”
Snap.
Chu He refilled a cigarette and puffed out a smoke ring on his back: "When I was a child, I often had quarrels with my grandfather. So I never dared to go to him if something happened. I felt embarrassed and worthless. When I was in elementary school, I filled in the parents' contact information for Sister Liu's house.
.Every time there is a parent-teacher conference at the school, Grandpa Liu will ask my grandpa if he is free. If not, he will go. I say yes. How can I let other people go to the parent-teacher conference?"
"Until the fifth grade, the head teacher thought it was a problem that no one would come to the parent-teacher conference. He told me that my parents were busy and had no time. Are there not even other elders? For example, uncles and aunts. I said yes. I have them at home.
An aunt. She is very beautiful."
"Then my seat at the parent-teacher conference was still empty."
"When I was in junior high school and high school, I had a parent-teacher conference. I told her that my mother was dead and that my father was a gambler and an alcoholic. In Yanjing, all the money was used for gambling and drinking. I had no money to buy bus tickets."
"When I was a kid, my grandpa looked at me like he looked at my dad. I didn't obey him. I didn't listen to anything he said. I didn't do anything he asked me to do. At that time, I didn't feel guilty at all if I went against him."
"Once upon a time, there was a girl in my family called Gu Gu. She was good-looking and smart. I was afraid of her. But I listened to whatever she said. I did whatever she asked me to do. She told me not to eat or chew my mouth. I ran to the door.
I'm going to eat. I'm not afraid of her seeing my smile. I'm afraid that others will see me. I'm afraid of her if I'm not smiling."
"Later, there was a woman in the Xiao family named Xiao Wanqing. She was still as good-looking and smart as ever. But the way she looked at me became more and more like my grandfather."
