Xuanyuan Mu couldn't help but admire: "You look a bit like the master."
Yu Buhuan sat up straight: "Don't compare me with that perverted old man. Who is like him?"
With a tone of disgust that made people laugh and cry, Xuanyuan Muxiao asked: "A great master, the one that countless people strive to imitate. How come you are like this?"
"Others don't care about it, don't you know? That old man is always nagging, nagging, and troublesome. He doesn't care about his own troubles. He only makes trouble for others. I'm almost bored to death by him."
When he said that the fish was not happy, he became very angry.
"Master, I'm afraid he's lonely." If you want to squat on the island and blow the wind every day, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, you will probably go crazy. Fortunately, the master is in a detached state of mind and has not gone crazy. He is just keeping his bad temper.
A bit more tricky.
"When he is lonely, he likes to find people to quarrel with. If he can't quarrel with me, I'll forget it. He has to join in regardless of his own ability."
It was true that he was surrounded by blessings and did not know the blessings. Xuanyuan Mu shook his head helplessly: "Master understands righteousness, I am afraid you may have misunderstood him."
"Understanding the righteousness? Deeply understanding his aunt..."
"..."
"Do you know Hanhai Bookstore?" Yu Buhuan asked.
Xuanyuan Mu nodded stiffly.
Hanhai Bookstore is the master's study. When he was young, the master traveled around and collected all the books from different places in Hanhai Bookstore. There are at least millions of books in it.
"The Hanhai Bookstore is all-encompassing and is the master's hard work."
"What, that's not what I want to say."
"Then what do you want to say?"
"What I want to say is that the master is always pretending to be serious."
"..." Xuanyuan Mu looked at her blankly.
"One time, I actually found a copy of "Ode to Beauty" inside!"
"Ode to a Beauty" is the heyday work of the famous court painter Liu Zixu. Although the painting style is explicit, the lines are beautiful and it is a rare good thing for routine sexual intercourse.
"You...how did you find that thing?" Xuanyuan Mu found that his heartbeat was speeding up.
"You just looked around and found it." Yu Buhuan said disapprovingly.
"..."
"For this matter, the master scolded me for half an hour, saying that I didn't learn well. How could I know where he put it? Do you think he was pretending to be serious? Huh? Xuanyuan Mu, why are you blushing?"
Xuanyuan Mu looked a little unnatural: "Ahem... that thing... was not put there by the master."
"ah?"
In order to restore the innocence of Master Taipu, Xuanyuan Mu took a deep breath: "It's me."
"ah?"
In fact, it was Jiao Li who bought it.
When he was studying art on Penglai Island, Jiao Li carried his master down the mountain to play. Later, he didn't know where he got such a picture album. Afraid of being discovered by his master, he secretly hid it in Hanhai Bookstore and left him a letter that night.
, saying that I wanted to share good things with him.
That night he wrote to Jiao Li, asking Jiao Li to destroy the book as soon as possible.
The next day I received a reply from Jiao Li, saying that it had been destroyed.
Now it seems that Jiao Li was destroyed somewhere, he just changed his location and hid it.
"You?" Yu Buhuan didn't believe it.
Xuanyuan Mu was dissatisfied with her questioning look. He gathered up his robes and said calmly: "Why can't it be me?"
Yu Buhuan thought about it carefully and realized that it was true. Xuanyuan Mu was a man and men liked to watch him.
But it doesn’t look like him no matter how you look at it?
ps: I’m adding an update today just for second-hand goods, I forgot about it yesterday.
