"Hey, Marshal Nalan, why are you stuttering? This is not good. For a general to lead troops into battle, clear articulation is the key. Otherwise, on the battlefield, you can't even pronounce an order clearly, so what's the point of the battle?
beat?"
"No, it's not an order. I don't mean to order you..."
Nalan Yuhao's face instantly turned the color of pig liver.
He completely understood in his heart that this woman was deliberately trying to tease him!
Just like before, no matter what happens, she always likes to pick on the language flaws in his words to tease him.
Damn bitch, I will make you look good when I go out.
He said harsh words in his heart again.
"Marshal Nalan, you are gnashing your teeth like this, are you hungry?"
Chen Xi amusedly admired Nalan Yuhao's deflated appearance, bastard, why do you have evil intentions and think about killing me all day long? Let's see how I will kill you.
She turned around and asked Feisharon, "Baby, my marshal is very hungry. Do you have anything delicious?"
"Yes, but I won't give it to the robbers."
Feisharonwa pursed her lips in disgust, not even looking at Nalan Yuhao.
Nao Nao rolled her round little eyes and suddenly smiled evilly: "Feisharon baby, I order you to quickly take out the delicious food and give it to this kid."
"Ah? That's a small treasure!" Feisharon said reluctantly.
Nao Nao glared: "Go quickly!"
"...Oh!" Feisharon grinned reluctantly, chirped, and ran away.
Chen Xi blinked and looked curiously at the running away Feisharon baby, then turned to look at Nao Nao.
Uh-huh, actually she just said it casually and had no intention of giving this guy anything to eat.
But... seeing Nao Nao and Xiaoxiao looking so mean, she suddenly looked forward to what "treasured delicacies" Feisharon would bring over.
The wind blew loudly, raising yellow sand all over the sky, which was blocked by the opened protective shield.
After a while, the Feisharon baby who ran away came back again, with a stinking thing in its pointed little claws.
Chen Xi pinched his nose and asked the question in everyone's mind under Nalan Yuhao's frightened eyes: "What is this?"
"The rice! It smells good, doesn't it? Sister, I have treasured this for many years. You know, it is not easy for someone to show up in this remote place in the deserted mountains. I have been keeping this poop for a long time and I can't bear to eat it. Here.
, look at how delicious this dish is..."
"Ugh!!!" It turned out to be—poop!
When Nalan Yuhao heard this, his exhausted stomach surged and he vomited to death.
"..." Chen Xi's lips twitched.
Oh my God, such a cute little monster actually grew up eating shit...
The Feisharon baby reluctantly gave up her love, stretched her little paw forward, closed her eyes and pretended to be generous and said: "Here, sister, I'll give it to you."
Chen Xi pinched her nose so tightly that she didn't dare to open her mouth to breathe.
She pointed her finger in the direction of Nalan Yuhao, meaning, "Baby, where is the foodie!"
"Shang Kexi, you! How dare you let me eat shit!"
Nalan Yuhao's expression changed drastically, and he suddenly started struggling in the iron cage.
The iron cage was deformed and returned to its original shape in an instant.
Chen Xi didn't originally mean to let him eat shit, but since this guy said he wanted to give it a try, let him give it a try. We are good people and are always willing to help others!