Chapter 072 The plan to deal with the slut Fang Yi
Fang Yi and his new roommate are having dinner with Qu Gu's family. Although he is a little nervous, the food is still full and the portions are sufficient. Overall, he is very satisfied.
Lu Xiaomin took her lunch box to the cafeteria, packed lunch, and took it back to the dormitory. Seeing that the other three sisters were already sitting at the table eating, she walked to the desk under her bed and sat down, opened her lunch box and said, "Today
I saw Fang Yi!".
"Fang Yi?!" Zheng Yuan stretched out the spoon to her mouth and paused to ask Lu Xiaomin: "Liu Hongshuo's student at the Academy of Fine Arts, that monster who got 600% in the exam?".
Seeing Lu Xiaomin nodding, Wang Fangfang asked gossiping: "What does this person look like? Is he a short, fat guy with a face full of youthful beans!" Looking at Xu Xiaoqing next to him, he looked at him curiously and explained.
: "How many students who can get such monstrous scores are tall enough to get by! Nine times out of ten, they are ugly men, and they can only study hard when no one cares about them! If they were handsome and had such good grades, they would have been kicked out of the school long ago
I'm eyeing a little girl, and if I hook up with this one this way and then that one tomorrow, it's still weird if I can learn well."
"That makes sense! Fangfang! It seems that you hooked up with a lot of teenagers when you were in high school and waited for their grades to plummet before you left!" Xu Xiaoqing said jokingly.
Wang Fangfang puffed up her small chest very proudly: "At that time, I was chased by others, so why should I chase others? Let me tell you, the boys who chased me would have a fight almost every week.
!".
"Who do you know? He can't be a prostitute outside school! He loves fighting so much." Zheng Yuan said with a smile: "And don't push out your little breasts, they won't be as big as Xu Xiaoqing's!"
At this point, Wang Fangfang took a look at Xu Xiaoqing's tall chest and then scanned her own mound. She couldn't help but feel a little discouraged.
"Stop making trouble!" Lu Xiaomin said: "I always feel that this person looks very familiar! Fang Yi is not ugly. He is about 1.8 meters tall and has a slender figure. Not only does he have a good figure, but he also has a long and delicate face.
!".
"Don't you just fall in love with someone's handsome guy?" Wang Fangfang immediately joked about her roommate: "Tell me the truth! Did you ask for other people's dormitory phone numbers? Did you give them our number? And then did you follow them?
Can others go to the dormitory to see how the overall standard is?"
Zheng Yuan said: "Fangfang! Don't hold the bowl and look at the pot. You and Xiaoqing have boyfriends. The beautiful qualities of three obediences and four virtues must be reflected. It doesn't matter if there are handsome guys in other people's dormitories.
Coming to you!".
"Damn!" After hearing this, Lu Xiaomin immediately slammed the spoon in her hand onto the table.
This action immediately startled the three roommates who were chatting and laughing. Zheng Yuan said: "Xiao Min! What's wrong with you? You scared us all!" In line with Zheng Yuan's words, Wang Fangfang covered her chest.
, Xu Xiaoqing also nodded quickly in agreement.
Lu Xiaomin held the spoon in his hand, using so much strength that the fingers holding the spoon turned a little white: "I remember seeing this Fang Yi before, this bitch!".
"Where have you seen it?" Zheng Yuan and the other three people immediately asked in unison.
Seeing his roommate fussing over the spoon, Xu Xiaoqing looked at his roommate's hand and said, "Has he been abandoned at the beginning? An old lover is extremely jealous when they meet?".
Just as the other two people were about to agree, Lu Xiaomin said: "Xiaoyuan! Do you still remember that a few months ago we saw a wretched telephone pole talking about dormitory parties?".
"Is Fang Yi that wretched man?" Zheng Yuan asked, looking at her roommate. Lu Xiaomin nodded and said, "No way! This man hadn't entered school yet!".
"It's very possible! This Fang Yi is a student of Killer Liu, so of course he will come to school." Wang Fangfang thought for a moment and said, "I heard from my boyfriend before that there was a lucky boy who was accepted as a disciple by Killer Liu." Wang Fangfang
Her boyfriend is from Shiyi Academy of Fine Arts, and he followed her boyfriend in calling Liu Hongshuo Liu Killer.
Lu Xiaomin gritted his teeth and said, "I know this little bastard even when he turned into ashes!"
Zheng Yuan looked at Lu Xiaomin and said, "That's not true! Can you still remember his appearance now?" Zheng Yuan had already had a vague idea of Fang Yi in her heart. Even when she saw Fang Yi in person, she thought he was walking past a handsome handsome guy.
Unexpectedly, Fang Yi was the person who refused to socialize with him in his dormitory before. How could he have thought that Lu Xiaomin would remember him so deeply!
Lu Xiaomin said: "This kid doesn't seem to remember me, so this will be much easier to handle." After saying this, Lu Xiaomin touched his chin. As a woman, Lu Xiaomin didn't have a beard on her chin and didn't know what she was rubbing it with.
After carefully thinking about Fang Yi's attitude just now, he said: "This person is still difficult to approach! But next to him there is a strong boy who looks like a puppy and a bear, so it is very easy to do it!".
"In the same dormitory?" Zheng Yuan asked Lu Xiaomin.
Lu Xiaomin felt a little happy when she thought of Zhang Xu's example: "No! Engineering students from the University of Science and Technology! There are too many monks in this school, so it is easier to make a breakthrough!"
"Do you know the phone number of the dormitory?" Xu Xiaoqing asked: "One of my classmates is from the Polytechnic University. They have more than 4,000 freshmen every year. How can you find it?".
Lu Xiaomin said proudly: "This little bear also left me the dormitory number." After saying this, he happily picked up his feet and stepped on the stool: "My name is Zhang Xu! What is the dormitory number? I want a drink! Yishe 519."
Having said this, he laughed proudly.
Lu Xiaomin was just thinking that he was proud of himself. He didn't expect that Zhang Xu, the little bear, was also salivating over him. If he called me, he might have to face the little bear who got the Bible about picking up girls from his mother.
: Stalking. If Fang Yi knew about Lu Xiaomin’s arrangement, I’m sure his stomach would be rolling on the floor with laughter.
Now that she had some clues about how to deal with Fang Yi, this bitch, Lu Xiaomin happily scooped up the rice with a spoon and stuffed it into her mouth. While eating, she happily tapped her legs on the stool.
"How are you going to deal with Fang Yi?"
The words from his roommate Zheng Yuan made Lu Xiaomin's good mood suddenly drop by half. After thinking for three or four seconds, he said: "I decided to observe first what are the weaknesses of this kid! Then give him a fatal blow and let him
I won’t be able to raise my head in school for at least a month! I think he’s still not proud of it!” After talking for a long time, he didn’t think of a method, only a satisfactory result.
Wang Fangfang said: "I'm afraid it's very difficult! I heard from my boyfriend that Liu Hongshuo likes this student very much. It has spread throughout the Academy of Fine Arts, and everyone knows that this is the only way he can treat his own son. Even small mistakes and minor problems can be corrected.
Nothing to do with this kid!".
After saying this, Wang Fangfang came up with an idea and suggested: "Otherwise, you pretend to like him first, and then spend all his money! After getting a month's living expenses, spend it all on him in three days, and then let him borrow money to fall in love.
!Finally kicked him!".
At this point, another bad idea jumped out of my mind: "Maybe he puts his arms around your waist like this when you are eating in the cafeteria! Just like this!" After saying this, he moved closer to Xu Xiaoqing and put his arms around his roommate's waist.
: "Then, you throw away your hand and slap him in the face, and then say: Dirty bitch! It's guaranteed to spread all over the campus immediately! It doesn't matter if you don't want to be embarrassed, even if he is a student of Killer Liu, it can only spread faster!
"
"Fangfang's idea makes sense!" Lu Xiaomin glanced at her roommate with great admiration and praised, "This way, he won't be able to hold his head up at school!".
Zheng Yuan frowned and thought for a moment and asked: "Isn't that a little too cruel! Someone just said something, you treat them like this!".
Xu Xiaoqing said: "I think this plan is good. If he had a stronger will, he would not fall for it. If he is not strong-willed, he will bring it upon himself!".
Lu Xiaomin clapped his hands and said: "Then the plan is settled first. Xiaoqing, you are responsible for asking your classmates to find out the phone number of Xiaoxiong's dormitory. I have time to go to that bitch's dormitory to have a look. I'll check it out first!".
At this point, he waved his hand and said: "That's it for the early stage plan. Xiaoyuan, you follow me! We will act according to the situation. As for the two of you who have boyfriends, just play drums or something!".
Now Lu Xiaomin is sitting on a stool, with one foot on the stool and one arm on his knees, waving a spoon in his hand. He does not look like a lady at all, but looks like the villain in the movie sitting on a mountain.
Lu Xiaomin was thinking about her plan. If she didn't think about it, a plan would just be a plan. She would never be able to keep up with the rapid changes.
Fang Yi was eating, and he didn't expect that a black net was covering his head, and someone was still planning to test his determination. Even if he knew about Fang Yi, he wouldn't care about it anymore. Now he is only thinking about it.
I’m just trying to improve my painting skills, so why bother trying to hook up with others!
After eating with Qu Gu and his family, we returned to the door of the dormitory.
Qu Yunzhou smiled and said to his son's roommate: "Then you go up, we will go home directly!".
"Uncle, auntie, goodbye!" Fang Yi and the other four said hello and returned to the dormitory. Qu Gu naturally saw his family off the school gate.
After returning to the dormitory, Fang Yi climbed onto the bed and began to make his own bed, laying out a mat and taking out a small quilt.
Zhang Xu opened Fang Yi's bag and looked around, not knowing what to look for.
"What are you looking for?" Wei Jin looked at Zhang Xu and asked.
"Why didn't you issue military training uniforms?"
Tao Yong said with a smile: "We won't have military training at the beginning of school. We will have to wait until the end of this semester for military training!".
"Holy shit!" Zhang Xu said: "We will start military training in a few days. It's so uncomfortable to stand outside in this weather for a day! Your school is considerate and postpones military training to cold weather!"
After a few people chatted for a while, Qu Gu came back after seeing his family off.
The four of them asked again about their ages and arranged their seats. In this way, Tao Yong took the exam twice and became the boss of the dormitory. Wei Jin was one year younger than Tao Yong and became the second eldest son. Qu Gu was several months older than Fang Yi.
After being the third child, Fang Yi was the youngest and ranked fourth.
"Then let's hold our first dinner party in the evening!" Tao Yong, as the newly appointed boss, issued a dinner invitation. Naturally, this matter received a response from everyone. At the same time, he kindly invited Zhang Xu to have another dinner in the evening!
Zhang Xu shook his head and said: "I have to go back to school. The registration deadline for our school is today, and there will be a grade meeting in the evening! I don't have time. I will invite some brothers some other time!"
Fang Yi feels very new about collective life and the roommates seem to be pretty nice people. Naturally, he will stay in the dormitory for the first night tonight!