After staying in the studio until ten o'clock, Fang Yi saw Mu Jin to the school gate, helped his girlfriend get a taxi and drove away without a trace, then returned to the studio, and stayed with Zhao Jie until after one o'clock.
When he returned to the dormitory, Fang Yi had just finished washing and carrying a basin back to the dormitory. Before he could crawl out of bed, he heard Wei Jin asking him: "Fourth! What did you do today?".
Fang Yi moved to the bed: "I didn't do anything! I just had a meal with my girlfriend!".
"Why are you going around with the fourth child? Be more direct!" Tao Yong lay on the bed and asked Fang Yi: "We know you and Mu Jin, but how did you get to know Su Meng? Since you know each other, how can you talk to me?
Let’s talk to some of you! We must also prescribe the right medicine to ensure that the good news does not fall into the hands of outsiders!”
"Who is the other girl? She is also very beautiful," Wei Jin said.
Fang Yi glanced at Wei Jin: "That's my sister! Don't get confused."
"Oh! It turns out to be your sister! Forget it, let's continue talking about Su Meng!" After hearing this, Wei Jin quickly waved his hand to Fang Yi.
Fang Yi watched the two people briefly explain how he met Luan Xiao, and how he met Su Meng by chance today, and then said to the two of them: "Don't waste your time, Su Meng and Luan Xiao's
We have a very good relationship, and we can be considered childhood sweethearts!”.
"I have to use a good hoe wheel to dig out any corner!" Tao Yong said with a smile. After speaking, he said to Qu Gu opposite: "Lao San, don't you think so?".
Qu Gu smiled after hearing this and said: "Yes! Yes! But how ruthless you are! Didn't you see that Luan Xiao? He has the figure of a model. How can you two be so confident?".
After hearing this, Tao Yong smiled and pointed at Qu Gu and said: "Don't inflate other people's ambitions and destroy your own prestige. We are not playing for looks! If it comes to looks, you and Fang Yi are the only two. Me and Lao Er are playing for strength."
It’s the temperament that matters!” At this point, he sighed and said to Wei Jin: “You said that we powerful factions are talking about something, how come the two idol factions are so superficial and can’t understand it!”.
Fang Yi and Qu Gu couldn't help but smile and shook their heads after hearing this.
Tao Yong said to the two of them again: "When it comes to chasing girls, Fang Yi, you are really no match for your friend Zhang Xu. That's what you call your strength!".
Fang Yigang pulled the quilt over him, looked at Tao Yong strangely and asked, "What happened to Zhang Xu again?" You all know what happened to Little Black Bear, but I don't know?
After hearing this, Wei Jin said to Fang Yi: "Didn't you ask us to be his partners to pick up girls? He has already come to our school twice, but we are the only ones in your studio! Speaking of his strength and spirit,
! She is really a role model for our generation. She makes a phone call every morning, regardless of whether others like it or not, just saying: Pay attention to eating breakfast in the morning, it is good for your health! Then she hangs up, and then the girl returns to the dormitory after breakfast, on time
Twelve roses are waiting!”.
"Listen to this kid's plan and prepare to give it up for a few months! This is called a strong faction." Wei Jin added: "Listen to what others say, this is called maintaining a sense of presence!".
"What did Lu Xiaomin say?" Fang Yi asked curiously.
"I was rejected as soon as I said it! Zhang Xu didn't feel sad at all, and it didn't help that we comforted ourselves and said with a smile: It doesn't happen the first time! Take your time!" At this point, he raised his eyebrows at Fang Yi.
Thumbs up: "Zhang Xu is really a great general!".
"A rose costs two yuan, plus the gypsophila and the labor for packaging and delivery, it costs thirty yuan. This month it is nine hundred yuan, and two months one thousand and eighty yuan. In total, it is
I have almost three months of living expenses." Wei Jin said with emotion and asked Fang Yi: "Is there a master Kuan in Zhang Xu's family?".
"His parents are both engaged in small business, so the amount of money is a bit too much. It's just better than ordinary families." Fang Yi explained and said: "Don't think about sending roses. When you are ready to send them in the future,
Just tell him! His aunt has a flower shop right at the back door of our school along the road and under the bridge across the river. It takes at most ten minutes to ride here!"
The two of them calculated the market price, and it was certainly too expensive. Aren't these the same people the florist was slaughtering at every turn? As for how many bouquets Zhang Xu had, Fang Yi didn't know. Even if his aunt collected money, she probably wouldn't be able to charge a hundred yuan a month.
The cost is only 900! What’s more, in all likelihood, this guy won’t pay a penny!
Thinking of this, Fang Yi immediately smiled and joked: "I asked him why he wants to find a girlfriend in our school so much. He saves money on love gifts. This way he saves face!".
After hearing this, Wei Jin immediately patted the board and said: "There must be such an aunt! If nothing else, it is a face-saving thing to pay the same amount of money and spend a lot more than others gave! Next time Zhang Xu comes, be sure to bring him
Come and meet us!" After saying this, he looked at Tao Yong and Qu Gu.
Tao Yong nodded and said resolutely: "We must catch such an aunt! With such an aunt, it is like a miracle to pick up girls! No wonder this guy patted his chest in front of us and said that he would give gifts to girls next time.
Get him for half the price!"
Qu Gu laughed and said nothing.
At this time, Fang Yi became concerned about his friends and asked Wei Jin and the others: "What do you think of Lu Xiaomin? Does he feel disgusted with Zhang Xu? Look at how much hope you have! Don't be like Su Meng by pestering him."
It pisses people off."
Wei Jin looked at Fang Yi and shook his head and said: "If you say you can't do it, you really can't do it. Judging from my many years of love experience, there is a high probability that this Lu Xiaomin will fall into the clutches of the little bear!".
Seeing Tao Yong also nodded, Fang Yi asked: "Are you so sure?".
"Zhang Xu doesn't always dangle in front of others. I told you that the first step of their strategy is to maintain a certain sense of presence in the girl's heart, which means to subtly and continuously deepen the impression to a certain extent.
For example, the tone of voice has softened a bit, or the next step will come when there is something special. For example, if the girl suddenly disappears for a few days, when the girl is used to receiving flowers every day, she suddenly disappears, and she suddenly wants to
"Why is it gone? Something happened to this person. Having this idea means that people are no longer disgusted with you and care about you a little. Then we have to take the next step..." Wei Jin gushed.
He kept telling Fang Yi and Qu Gu about Zhang Xu's plan.
Not only was Fang Yi dumbfounded after hearing this plan, but Qu Gu also opened his eyes wide and opened his mouth and said: "Is this a plan to chase girls or a plan to fight the Third World War? Why does it sound so mysterious to me! Step by step naked?
It will take more than half a year!"
Wei Jin's eyes glanced at Qu Guyi's illiterate expression: "You idols don't understand! This is called boiling frogs in warm water! Stewing bastards in slow fire! A more elegant way of saying it is: Sneaking into the night with the wind, moistening things silently!"
"When I got to the last line of the poem, I recited it deliberately, and the last sound was pronounced with a long sound. Not only did I say this, I also gestured. After I finished speaking, I spread my hands and made a freeze frame.
Thinking about the overlap of the tortoise, the frog, and Lu Xiaomin's likeness, as well as Wei Jin's emotional recitation performance. Fang Yi and Qu Gu laughed so hard that they almost shed tears.
Qu Gu said: "If Lu Xiaomin knew Zhang Xu's metaphor, he would not be able to use any tricks! He compared a girl to a turtle!"
Tao Yong waited for the two of them to finish laughing, then sat up from the bed and said to Qu Gu: "Don't tell me yet, Lao Er and I thought about it from beginning to end. If we were girls, we would definitely not be able to resist!
Of course, if the girl looks like the second child, others may not necessarily use this trick."
Wei Jin immediately smiled and said: "You can despise my appearance, but you can't use the word dick to insult my appearance! We have nothing in common!".
"The waiter!".
"I'm not a waiter, so you still call me by my name!" Wei Jin said.
Tao Yong said: "I decided to clone Zhang Xu's trick and try it on Zheng Yuan who was with Lu Xiaomin! This girl is a bit prettier than Lu Xiaomin and has a better figure! And she is also good at playing the double bass.
My appetite".
"If this doesn't work, I'll imitate others as soon as I see you!" Wei Jin said, "You have to think of a better one. I'm going to use this trick on Su Meng!" After saying this, he couldn't help but sigh and said with lingering fear.
: "Fortunately, I didn't let Zhang Xu see Su Meng. If even the school belle hadn't been taken away by the little bear, it would be a big shame!".
"Yes!" Tao Yong also said with emotion: "What a passionate heart is hidden under the honest appearance! When I was eating honestly, I listened to this kid and couldn't figure out whether I was studying art or he was studying art.
It’s so artistic, and I immediately felt a sense of admiration!”.
Qu Gu smiled at Wei Jin and said: "If you are going to use it on Su Meng, the first step is to put away the two boxes of wine bottles in the dormitory. If you don't wait for her to get angry and repeat the parabola again, I will be optimistic about this.
That's a good shot!" After saying that, he took a look at Wei Jin's head.
"Actually, Su Meng is a very cheerful girl. I guess that bastard really pissed her off last time." Fang Yi thought about Su Meng's performance during the meal today and said to his buddies in the dormitory.
"Then when will you introduce us three brothers? I'm serious!" After Wei Jin finished speaking, he reached out and tapped the other two people: "Let her choose our dormitory! Just take it away if you like it. Anyway, there is no advantage for outsiders!
If someone succeeds, the dormitory will remember your first contribution and will give you the honorable title of Red Flag Bearer on March 8 next year!"
Tao Yong added: "The kind with a banner! If you want certificates, trophies and so on, we can also discuss it!".
Fang Yi shook his head and replied: "I just met someone during dinner today. It's rare that I see someone say that my dorm buddies covet you. Can I introduce you to you?".
"Why don't you, kid, eat from the bowl and look into the pot? Brothers, beat him up!" Tao Yong said as he made a throwing motion.
Fang Yi could only smile and said: "Next time we meet, if Su Meng really doesn't have a boyfriend, then I will help you find a chance!".
"This is so true!"
"It is not in vain that the people of the motherland train you!".
Several people lay down on the bed and continued to chat about the following topic: which girl in their respective classes is good. Fang Yi could only be an audience for this question. Fang Yi, a girl in the class, had met him a few times and could only call her by name.