The gray zombies were swaying towards that side, with Stitched Abomination as a human shield walking at the front, and behind them, there was a dense army of zombies.
And in the clouds and mist on the opposite side, one after another pea gunners suddenly rushed out of the soil, angrily spitting out oil-green pea bullets, while the angry watermelon bombardier threw out explosive watermelons, carrying
A deadly shock wave exploded, creating mushroom clouds.
Lacking the support of conventional spells, the zombie army, which is mainly close-quarters, can only move slowly under the hail of bullets. Although they suffered huge losses during the march, their huge base number made them still terrifying.
And when the two legions met, fierce hand-to-hand combat began.
The most common zombies collided with the nut defenders holding heavy shields. The gray-brown poisonous rotting corpses actively detonated themselves. Green and gray poisonous clouds continued to rise, contaminated with venom. The plants in the poisonous fog quickly withered and died.
A no-man's land appears on the battlefield.
On the plant side, perhaps they are rooted and do not move, but the plants that draw strength from the earth have endless ammunition. Perhaps they are alive and cannot be as fearless as brainless zombies, but at least for now
After blocking the opponent without fear of sacrifice, the warriors in front can drown the opponent with countless artillery fire.
Soon, too fierce artillery fire began to appear in the zombie army's front line, and the plant's counterattack was about to begin.
"Death intention! The race of death collectively accelerates!"
So, when it was discovered that the situation of the zombie army was not good, a certain black hand behind the scenes took action and consumed the last legion order.
And when the black mist spread, all the zombies began to accelerate their speed manically. The furious zombies changed more than just their speed. They were so crazy that they even started to take out their own intestines and throw them at their opponents.
"The shelter of the forest and the sun! Within thirty minutes, the attack speed of all plants will double, and their vitality will double."
As the order was given, the peashooter's bullets formed a line, and explosions rumbled throughout the front line.
Faced with an even crazier plant artillery array, the zombie army finally chose a helpless war of attrition with cannon fodder. When the newly born angry cherries jumped out one by one and exploded wildly, blowing up the main force of the zombie army, the manic zombie group could no longer break through the line of fire.
The power of blockade.
So, I had no choice but to consume the remaining zombies in the fire, and was helplessly defeated.
"Victor, Master Amyra!"
As the light dissipated, the battlefield in front of us turned back into a huge chessboard. The zombie side's chess pieces were dim, while the plant side's chess pieces were covered with white light and seemed to be ready to move.
This is the most popular magic chess game at the moment - the Zombies vs. Plants series. Of course, the "inventor" and manufacturer are both myself, and what we play is obviously not a conventional game. It is a real war that has certain requirements for users.
The simulation version, and the ordinary version sold to the outside world, only uses small chess pieces made of magic oak.
By the way, because four versions of variants appeared in less than a month, this series is also called the Vampire Master of Money Scams.
"Hey, this new version is indeed too unbalanced. Even if the zombie side has a numerical advantage, the winning rate is still too low. The plant side's explosion system is too powerful. Actively attacking the line of fire consumes too much military power. It seems that the balance is still there.
Adjusted. Well, in the next version, the artillery power of the German (Druid) system will be reduced!"
"Ha, losers will always find excuses."
"Otherwise, we could add two bone dragons and a lich to the zombie side, but that wouldn't be zombies anymore, let alone the Zombies vs. Plants 3 Sword and Sorcery version. Forget it, the name is just like moral integrity, it doesn't matter.
, please join in the next version.”
"Whatever you want, according to the balance rules, in order to satisfy consumers, both sides must add troops of the same level. If you add Lich, I will add Demon World Elf Grass. If you add Bone Dragon, I will add Blood Thorn Wall. In the end, I will win."
Amyra laughed so hard that she could often beat me twice. She simply loved this game.
“However, can this really allow me to understand the mysteries of life and enter a new stage?
After "inventing" this game with me, I became addicted to it and "invented" Zombies vs. Plants Tower Defense Edition, Zombies vs. Plants King of Fighting Edition, Zombies vs. Plants Warcraft Edition, etc.
After doing this, after having so much fun these days, she finally remembered the root of everything - to improve her ability to create.
So, facing this doubt that was finally remembered, I smiled.
"Of course... you can't! This is just a pure game. Okay, put away your piranha and let me explain."
"You...you liar! You're playing with me again! You're playing with my feelings again! I will never listen to you again."
After realizing that she had been tricked again, the screaming Amyra immediately became hysterical. Crazy blood streaks shone in her eyes. Her slender hair began to turn into plants, and blood began to flow along the tips of her hair.
Growing like crazy, the field of plants is spreading, and I'm afraid it will soon be a real-life version of zombies vs. plants.
As a zombie who is about to be beaten violently, I feel a lot of pressure.
But I have a trump card.
"You get one-tenth of the money from selling the game."
"Um, how many are there?"
"The original version of this game has already sold well. As long as our manufacturing technology keeps up, the various fraudulent versions combined will definitely give you hundreds of thousands of gold coins."
Well, the next second, everything became calm, the crazy witch just disappeared without a trace, and what was left was just a gentle senior sister who was quietly sipping black tea and smiling at me.
This is not because Amyra is greedy for money, but because the profession of mage is a waste of money. The more high-end the mage is, the more bottomless the pit is. Of course, mages can also make a lot of money by selling their own products, and Amyra
Such experimental maniacs have no budget management ability, let alone product returns. Even if they accidentally make money, they will immediately invest in new experiments. Therefore, they are extremely friendly to rare patrons. Now I heard that some
Make money. It will immediately transform into a business model for taking advantage of others.
Wrong? Is it the sponsor, not the one who is taken advantage of? This is really true. If you use the investment at will without considering the expected return, and the crazy mage who loses as much as you invest still dares to invest, then that is not the same as being taken advantage of.
According to Margaret, Amyra now no longer even has her own experimental department (it has been bankrupt and liquidated). Later, it was said that she had embezzled public funds and was directly kicked out from her position as the truth controller. Now even her teacher's salary has been cut off.
Use it directly to pay debts.
It's a weird thing for a demigod mage to get to this point. Her reputation in the investment industry is so bad that she can't fool a few fools all year round. She can only catch her students to do hard work projects, and let the students' small projects support her.
research projects.
"Besides, this is not just a game. These functional plant chess pieces should have given you a lot of hints. Not to mention, I don't believe that through these days of troop drills, your plant army planning and coordination have not improved at all. At least you
It should be inspiring to design new plant soldiers."
Amyra nodded, this is also true.
"But at our level, it's not easy to take another step forward. Be patient. Haven't you accomplished what I promised?"
When I said that I had kept my promise, the handle of the tea cup in my senior left hand was crushed directly. Even though my other right hand caught the falling tea cup in time, my senior sister was still smiling. But from the trembling arms and
From the corners of his eyes that kept twitching, he was clearly on the verge of going berserk again.
"Brother, you really dare to say it. Who said back then that we should throw away those boring ethical constraints and explore the mysteries of life together? I thought I had found a rare confidant in my life, and I was so happy. But in the end, I got my
All the research information disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye, and then a letter of accusation was thrown to the Council of Truth Controllers, which almost made it impossible for me to survive in the Tower of Clouds."
"Ah, did I do this back then? Sorry, reincarnation damaged my memory too much, so I don't remember it. Well, we have to look forward and forget about the boring past. By the way, how did you deal with it later?
of."
Forgot? Of course it’s a lie. Back then, this guy had no limits. I couldn’t stand it anymore. I didn’t want to trick her, but I was a little curious. I just used her at that time.
The letter of accusation of students conducting experiments on living people was left in the conference room of the truth seminar. At least five truth controllers were present at that time. How did she handle it?
"It's nothing. At that time, my mentor helped me suppress it temporarily. Then I killed a truth controller who was biting me and replaced him. I paid some price in exchange and let other controllers turn a blind eye.
Damn it, if it weren’t for the fact that we can only use some death row prisoners for experiments, how could my progress be so fast? You can break through the limit just because you can obtain experimental materials on the battlefield. Sure enough, you should collect test objects as much as you can! Hehe,
There are no annoying overseers here.”
That hysterical laugh was creepy. I knew she really meant what she said, but I quickly stopped her. Of course, it was impossible to stop her directly, and she was someone who didn't listen to advice at all.
"Do you have a suitable subject now? After collecting a large amount of experimental materials, we will probably run away. It would be a waste if we waste it on ordinary subjects. In two years, there will be countless experimental materials for you.
Choice, and compared to humans who die so easily, orcs with strong vitality are more suitable to serve as experimental subjects. Let’s do some theoretical training in the past two years to accumulate temporary abilities.”
After hearing my words, she looked at me blankly, and it took her a long time to say anything.
"Sure enough, you are the one who understands me best. When other people heard what I said, they either started to scold me, or they were scared to death. They simply couldn't understand what a glorious sacrifice it was to contribute to my truth research."
"You are still too soft-hearted. Since I told the truth to the test subject, I just sealed my mouth and threw it directly on the experimental table. I screamed and screamed, but there was no sound."
"Yes, I am a girl after all, and it is too easy to be soft-hearted. Last time, the death row prisoner scolded him so harshly. In order to prevent him from dying of pain, I anesthetized him first before starting to dissect him. The anesthetic is at least
You can replace it with a new bag of seeds."
Hearing this, even if I follow her words to make her happy, I can't take it anymore. I dissect the other person alive and say that I am soft-hearted. She is not afraid of divine punishment. It seems that she is still not afraid of other lives.
She looks like a super dangerous person. I still overestimated her limits and moral integrity.
"Ahem. Let's put the subject of testing aside for now. Let's consider how to earn research funds first. What improvements do you think we need to make if this 'Zombies vs. Plants - Sword and Magic Edition' is launched on the market?"
"Actually, we can change our marketing ideas. It would be too stupid to sell all the chess pieces and chess boards at once. We can sell them separately."
"Hmm? I'd like to hear the details. If the chess pieces are all missing, wouldn't it be impossible to play? Are users still willing to buy it?"
"Stupid, you can just put the basic chess pieces and the most original chess board in the set. If you want advanced, special chess pieces, you have to spend money. Of course, the advanced chess pieces can't destroy the balance too much, as long as they are slightly unique.
With its appearance and features, you can sell it repeatedly for money. By the way, the original is called the basic package.
It’s called an expansion pack! You can also add a lottery factor. There is a special chess piece in a pack, and the opponent will not jump out until he swears to never play again. In order to target younger players, you can also grade the treasure of the chess piece.
The more you cherish something, the more worthy it is to show off. I don’t believe you can’t empty a child’s pocket!”
"Oh, oh, oh, I'm impressed by you. You are a business wizard. The rumors that you are not good at management are really rumors."
"Humph, it's Margaret who said my words again. It's not that I'm not good at business, I'm just too lazy to manage. And these are all used by me to fool my sponsors. A research result is sold several times and to several people.
, you can make a lot of money."
Looking at this smug bad mage, I finally understood why her reputation in the investment community is so bad despite her amazing strength. If you cheat someone once, you will be saved. If you cheat thousands of people in a hundred or two hundred years, there will still be people looking for you.
Investing is really stupid.
"It's mean, but I like it! Let's make a lot of money together!"
This kind of behavior will naturally cause anger and resentment among a few people, but if it seems to be aimed at an uncertain market, there is no reason to give up such a good idea.
"As expected, you are my best friend."
Well, let’s not talk about how many passing children were frightened by this evil smile of collusion, and let’s not talk about how this “Zombies vs. Plants – Sword and Magic Edition” was scolded by others while selling like hotcakes. I spent my time
Creating this alternative game is not just about making money.
"One more round! One more round, this time the zombies will definitely win!"
"Well, mom, I want it too, can you buy me a set?"
"It turns out that the undead are not that scary. They can't even defeat plants!"
At this time, we were playing chess in an open space in a square, and the surroundings were already crowded with spectators. At this time, the simple version of Zombies vs. Plants chess we brought had already sold out, and the audience was still not satisfied after watching one game.
The crowd enthusiastically asked us to play another round, so after a short chat on the stage, we started again.
"It is said that the Donglan Principality has the God of Law as its state religion. As long as they do not commit crimes, even demons and undead can be accepted. It is said that even druids have set up their own academy in Difende. The things of the necromancer are so directly demonstrated on the street.
, it is also sold as a commodity, maybe it is true... Can they accept mixed-race children? It is said that Difende has recently opened many new colleges and universities, providing students with various powerful professional jobs. Maybe they can send my mistress
Go and learn.”
Making money is just a by-product. The biggest purpose of my business is to demonstrate undead magic in a way that the world can accept in broad daylight, so that the residents of the Chauvin Dominion can understand and accept Donglan's changes.
"Difende's major new colleges are recruiting students, providing specialized training for druids, engineers, alchemists, necromancers, law knights and other combat professions. The number of places is limited. If you want to change your destiny and life, please don't miss the opportunity.
Speed it up! We have admissions information here.”
The admissions staff brought here were taking the time to shout, attracting the attention of the onlookers. Some people were already willing to go to Donglan to have a look. Finally, the people who had been watching in the dark could no longer hold back and walked out.
"Your Highness Roland, Lord Gagarol invites you to come over and speak. These are his exact words, 'We have seen your sincerity. Perhaps it is time for us to talk about the alliance.'"
After being inexplicably cold for a week, and on the third day after I started publicizing it to the public, I finally received an invitation from Lord Chauvin. It seemed that I had something to talk about. (To be continued...)
ps: Thank you everyone for your understanding and support. I have recovered a bit. There should be another chapter tonight.
