[Xueba's glasses--this is an ordinary pair of silver-rimmed glasses, but wearing them will make you look a little smarter. Well, it just looks like it. I will tell you, this is basically a pair of Xueba's glasses.
Use the flash to blind your opponent’s special flat mirror!]
[The cavities of the top student - "That's the tooth, woo woo, that's it, it almost killed me."]
[The dentures of a top student - "My dentures are fangs coated with poison! Don't make me bite you. Licking...ahhhh, it's poisonous!"]
[When you collect and equip the 'Study Master's Glasses', 'Student Master's Cavities', and 'Student Master's Dentures', you will get the special effect "Student scumbag pretending to be a scholar", and your ability to spit will be increased by 30%.
The inventory is reduced by 30%, and the cuteness is increased by 30% - System I didn’t take any medicine today, but I still feel cute!]
"Where should I start my rant? Should I start with how I turned into a bad student with three pieces of equipment? Or should I start with how to equip these two teeth? Those poisonous fangs should be hung up when they enter the mouth.
Come on! And what kind of mess is that added ability? What is cuteness? Do I still need to complain about abilities and moral integrity? My moral integrity has no lower limit for a long time, okay! I gave up treatment long ago, okay?
Okay! It’s so bad that I can’t vomit, okay!”
Every time I see these crappy lottery prizes, it arouses my desire to vomit. At this time, after another series of vomiting, I panted and looked at the panel in front of me, staring at it.
Hold it.
"Kill you with my eyes, kill you with my eyes!"
Okay, I know this seems stupid, but for a being that is out of reach and can't help but trick you, what else can you do except kill with your eyes.
Perhaps because of the excessive consumption of rebuilding the body, the recent lottery system has become increasingly unreliable. The things I have drawn recently are very speechless.
【Wordless Heavenly Book——It contains the supreme way of heaven.】
Okay, I don’t know anything about the Book of Heaven, but there really isn’t a single word in this book. How do I read it?
[Bala Bala La, the little magic fairy transforms into a magic wand - I took a lot of medicine today. I feel more adorable! I sing 'On behalf of the moon to punish you' while transforming with the dance moves, and there are additional strength bonuses. Pink
It’s sexy.]
Well, needless to say the rest, after drawing this unconventional wand, I immediately walked slowly to the window sill, opened the window, and then threw it out.
"Who would say such shameful lines! Have a good trip!"
[Holy Sword: Old Thief Togashi Must Die - 'Kill with One Hit (Must Die)' The latest darling of the Holy Sword series, the product of the resentment of readers and editors, has a one-shot kill for procrastinators and those who go out to collect materials.
Explosive chrysanthemum) special effect, it is particularly flavorful when used together with the one above.】
Well, putting aside those strange things that are obviously a spoof, the system does give some "good things".
[Dongfeng 41 strategic nuclear bomb—Don’t say that the system doesn’t give you good things. As long as you dare to use it and can use it, this thing is definitely powerful.]
I was really scared when I saw this thing, but when I looked at the accompanying instructions, I knew I had been tricked again.
"You need special launch equipment? You can also think of a way to do this. How can you break the lock if you enter the wrong password? Where can I find the launch code? Can I just pry it open and study it? But if it explodes directly, can you pay insurance?
Also, what does it mean to give nuclear bombs to the magical world? Do you dare to give something normal, such as a powerful curse-forbidden spell?"
Don't tell me, the system is really brave. Next time I drew a super powerful alien spell.
[Dragon Slayer - Something darker than dusk, something brighter than blood, please look for it to appear in the long river of time...]
When the mantra that I had been familiar with since childhood was in front of me, I was so excited that I started to tremble all over.
"Oh oh oh! A super forbidden spell that can use the power of the devil from another world just by chanting a spell? A big forbidden spell that can cause great damage with only a small amount of magic power? That's great!"
So, I found a place where no one was and started my own experiment.
Failed? There is something wrong with the spell? No, there are really no fakes produced by the system. I succeeded. The spell is really genuine and effective. The connection with the devil from another world was also successfully activated.
"Welcome to the summoning system of the power of the devil from another world... The devil you called is not in the service area. The system is busy. Please call again later. Please call again later. Dududu, thank you for your support of this spell system.
support."
Okay. The devil is very busy, he is not in the service area... I can understand that this spell system is still patented by a certain world, and it is normal to be unable to connect, but what does the next reply mean?
"Please rate the quality of this service later. Are you satisfied or very satisfied? Of course, super satisfied is also okay?"
Faced with such user services that say "Dear user, I am your father, use it if you like it", you can still be a fool, cut off contact, and look at the sky in silence.
In fact, this is not the worst part. One year ago, I drew a batch of legendary treasures in a row. Looking at the bunch of orange legendary treasures, I was almost overjoyed.
"Ha, one-star beads, two-star beads...seven-star beads, can all wishes come true after gathering seven dragon beads?"
At that time, I was not that deceived. After drawing six Dragon Balls in a row, and receiving the system's affirmative guarantee of the effectiveness of the Dragon Balls, I fully expected to get the last Dragon Ball, and even began to plan how to use that wish.
, thinking about how to obtain maximum benefits, and even filled a notebook with plans.
But it is a pity that after more than a dozen lottery opportunities a year later, I never got the last dragon ball. In the end, I could only roar helplessly.
"You're just trying to trick me. You're not using the carousel lottery of those domestic online games that cheat me, right? It's just a draw, no prizes!"
"...The cause and effect involved in the four-star dragon ball is too powerful. I can arrange a challenge mission. As long as you defeat its guardian, it will be yours."
I had read the national comic "Dragon Ball" back then. The owner of the four-star Dragon Ball? Isn't it the protagonist of the comic, Sun Wukong?
Challenge Sun Wukong? Thinking of those outrageous strong men in comics who destroy planets and universes at every turn, I shuddered.
But then, I remembered that when the plot of the comic was normal at the beginning, the Dragon Balls had already appeared. Maybe what I was facing was not so outrageous. There was still the possibility of trying.
"Is it the little Goku from the beginning? It's not the Super Saiyan that destroyed the planet with a shock wave later... Why didn't you answer? Could it be the even more outrageous Super Saiyan?"
"Don't worry, it's not Super 3, it's Super 33, Super Saiyan 33!"
"Don't fool me! I've read that comic too! Super Saiyan Thirty-Three from that world!"
"Ahem, I already said it was a parallel universe. The Dragon Balls in that world were so popular that the editor didn't want to finish them, so they dragged the show all the way from Super 3 to Super 33. Hey, you don't even know what happened to the power system later on.
It looks like it will destroy worlds and planets in the early stage, and directly destroy galaxies and multiverses in the later stage.”
"Besides, you all know that it is extracted from a real parallel world. Do you think that with the deduction model of the Dragon Ball world, constantly super, super, super, super, even if the plot does not continue to be broadcast, there will be no more powerful ones later.
Enemy? I think not to mention Super 333, as long as the universe is not destroyed, Super 333 is possible!"
Okay, needless to say the rest, the Super Sayan Generation can kill me instantly. If Thirty-Three really comes, wouldn’t it be like punching Nanshan Nursing Home and kicking Beihai Kindergarten. It will take seconds for the air to disappear.
Rhythm? I didn't want to die so tragically, so I directly rejected the system's 'good intentions'.
Later, as time went by (the number of times I was tricked increased), I almost figured out some of the rules.
It's not that the system wholeheartedly deceives people, but that its ability itself has its limits. If you distort the future, you will have to bear the corresponding consequences, and the law of getting what you pay for will still be followed.
Therefore, the dream of being able to draw extremely powerful treasures by only paying a few points in a lottery is basically broken.
So for a long period of time, I concentrated on selecting the "Magic Secrets" option, and "Magic Weapons", "Alien Treasures" and the like were not considered.
"If I gain power from the 'knowledge of another world' and change the future, I will do it myself and have nothing to do with the system itself. The system only needs to bear a small part of the cause and effect? This is simply an obvious official loophole left deliberately, no
Choose who you choose."
Therefore, although the extraction of "Secret Books of Magical Skills" also yielded a lot of speechless things, such as the "Wordless Heavenly Book" above, the "Dragon-Destroying Curse" with incorrect world views, and the previous "Nine Yin Manual",
It's true that things like "Making Manuals" are real, but I don't know what they are used for... Well, just forget about the above. At least those research notes of alien mages are indeed good things, and I don't know what they are used for...
As a result, I gained a lot, which is always more useful than those completely unreliable alien treasures.
And the reason why the last few times, all the opportunities have been used to draw rare treasures from other worlds, is simply to draw a male drowning spring to compensate for the unlucky Corus, but unfortunately, all the series of academic masters that accidentally appeared on the carousel were all
, the male drowning spring that appears every time is still there but there is still no sign of getting it.
"Forget it, you have to open the treasure box properly. Don't think you are the protagonist when you have an ugly face and a lucky E. Let's change your luck this time and draw magic secrets or something."
And when the destiny points were invested this time, as the fast carousel stopped, and I saw the "secret book" that popped out, I couldn't help but take a breath.
It was a hardcover game guide, with the roaring orc army and countless orc heroes on the cover.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Orc Plateau Prestige Quick Guide - Collection of Top 100 Tribe Information". System prompts: Not only are the special units and basic forces of each tribe, but also the personal preferences of the chiefs and heroes of each tribe are told.
If you don’t win, come and see me.】
"System, can you not be so obvious about your cheating? However, you did it just right this time, I like it! Thirty-two likes!"
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"The so-called Prince Roland elected by Donglan Principality is fake. He is not an awakened returning heroic spirit at all. It is just a sign used by Donglan to stabilize people's hearts!"
When I heard that the Sluwell Kingdom sent a notice to all countries and the churches of the gods, I was not surprised at all. This was completely expected, but I was still happy.
"Fimul Kasuo? Since you can send killers to kill me for the sake of power and position, then what does it mean to tell lies and deny your ancestors?"
And if it is understandable that Sluwell denied my identity in order to stabilize his orthodox position, the next report after that was obviously a suicide attempt.
"Everything is calm in Kamo's Tears Fortress. Our country has just signed a peace agreement with the orc tribes. The rumors of orc invasion spread by fake Roland are proof that he is not scheming! He is sowing discord between us and our orc friends!"
Siluwell is indeed the successor of the Land of Lan in a sense, but they have denied the way of founding the country of Lan in the past, and actively moved closer to the major human kingdoms, but they did not care about the bordering orc tribes.
Diplomatic methods such as bribery and marriage are also the main ones.
I have to say that in a sense, they have indeed done a good job. The reputation of the Sluwell Kingdom in the human world is much better than that of the Donglan Principality and the Land of Lan.
Considering that Kamo Tears Fortress is indeed difficult to conquer, the tribal chiefs who received a large amount of property also turned their hunting attention to other human countries. The country has had a period of peace for more than 20 years, and the wars in history have also
Not much indeed.
For the orc tribe, as long as the road is opened to return to their hometown, no matter who they rob, it is not robbery. Anyway, unlike the Land of Lan in the past, there are more than one human country bordering the orcs. Since Siluwell uses both soft and hard tactics, then,
Also find a soft persimmon to pinch.
The Principality of Kasomi, another country that bears the main pressure on the orcs, has a lot of resentment towards this move of disaster to the east, but that is what they are doing, so there is nothing they can do, so just bear with it.
Yes, the Principality of Kasomi was originally a nail inserted in response to the pressure of the orcs. After the fall of the Land of Arashi, it was responsible for most of the truly cruel war between humans and beasts.
The motive of the orcs' southward invasion is very simple. In the short term, it is to hunt for resources, but the long-term goal, or what should be the ultimate goal, is to recapture the Beanlua Plain, the birthplace of the orcs.
The Great Plains of Bialua is not the territory of the orcs now, it is the territory and granary of the San Antonio Empire, the superpower of mankind, and the Principality of Kasomi is a vassal state of the San Antonio Empire.
It is said that the king of the country, Grand Duke Kasomi, is also a great nobleman of the San Antonio Empire. Even the country's powerful military units are original San Antonio products. Every year, many young generals suddenly appear to show their talents, and most of them
That's San Antonio.
There is also a little story about shooting oneself in the foot.
After a long period of time, when the orcs occupied the territory of the Yuanlan Kingdom, the orcs with a strong reproductive rate never gave up their dream of returning to their birthplace. Large-scale invasions and small-scale wanderings were annoying.
Many troubled countries finally began to miss the "stinking and hard barbarian country".
"Thirty or forty wolf cavalry may not be worth mentioning on the frontal battlefield, but once they enter the hinterland of our plains, they can cause countless murders. Those orcs that proliferate like cockroaches will never be able to be killed. We need one
barrier!"
Therefore, under the operation of several super empires, the Principality of Kasomi came into existence.
The history of this country is not long, less than two hundred years in total, but after its founding, it was like a nail at the entrance of the orcs into the human world. A large number of resources and talents continued to arrive from the hinterland of mankind, forcing the country to
The orcs blocked the plateau.
The Principality of Kasomi and the Kingdom of Sluwell, the super fortress cities of Hyrus Fortress and Kamo's Tears Fortress, after the fall of the Land of Lan, became the throats of the human nations to guard the advance routes of the orc tribes.
With the unique geographical advantages of the fortress city and the resource support of countless human kingdoms behind them, they have defeated the orcs countless times in the past two hundred years. The Tears of Kamo is the place where the previous war chief Kamo finally died.
name.
But this time, the situation is really different.
"Urgent report! The war has broken out! The orc army raided Siluwell and directly bypassed Kamo Tears Fortress. Four medium-sized cities were massacred! Siluwell is in emergency across the board!"
