"Brother Roland is very kind to me. He often tells me bedtime stories, alone at night."
"As expected of a little girl who has not yet developed, she actually likes to listen to fairy tales. But let my sister teach you. All fairy tales are lies. Princesses are vases that cannot be carried on their shoulders, and most princes are.
A perversion of sexual orientation. In fact, there are many such examples around us."
"You...you are slandering!"
"But I can't blame you for being too naive. Children always have the right to be innocent. When I was a child, I also liked to listen to my master telling stories. I must have listened to them for more than a hundred years. Oh, I should call you dear now. Put it this way, it's really
It’s a bit embarrassing.”
Eliza covered her mouth and chuckled, looking embarrassed for a long time. In just a few words, the immature Renee was amused, but it seemed that I was innocently shot again.
"It seems that Eliza must have met Cavins. He is definitely a pervert. It is absolutely normal to have such an understanding. Well, you are definitely not talking about me."
I shook my head, ignored the comments over there, and focused on the meal in front of me. For many reasons, this seemed to be the first time I had eaten food cooked by Eliza herself.
After being a guinea pig several times these days, I reluctantly took over the right to cook, but I have long been tired of eating my own food, and Cohen's cooking skills are very average. Recently, I have lost my taste for food. Now I just want to eat it.
If Lisa does a good job, I will be very satisfied.
It was a common broth, with finely chopped meat and a little bit of wild grass floating on it. The unknown spices added to the appeal of the soup, and the fragrance like chopped green onions greatly increased appetite.
“Delicious!”
Even though Eliza, who is expected to be all-around housework, is not bad at cooking, the broth this time still gave me a lot of surprises.
It is fat but not greasy in the mouth, and the aroma is fragrant in the ears and nose. After swallowing, the lingering fragrance in the mouth makes people want to drink more. The barbecue on one side is covered with wild honey and plant spices, which also doubles the appetite.
"What kind of spice is this? It must be very expensive! Yeah, yeah, it's delicious!"
So, I immediately started chewing, while on the other side, Catherine and Cohen looked at each other and started to do it themselves.
Judging from the way they gobbled it up regardless of their image, I'm not the only one who has been tortured these days.
Probably the most delicious meal in my memory was the last meal before ascending to God. Unfortunately, due to time constraints, Eliza was unable to do it herself. This time it was an unexpected surprise.
"Hey, if you don't eat, we'll eat them all."
"No appetite." Renee was very stubborn, but as soon as she said this, her slightly rumbling stomach made her blush on the spot.
"Haha, the most important thing in life is to be happy, and having a full stomach is the first choice. Roland, eat slowly so you don't choke. Are you still hungry? If it's not enough, I'll give you a bowl of noodles."
So, I nodded happily. After regaining my body, I didn't have any other hobbies. I just became more and more greedy. As long as the craftsmanship is excellent, I will accept anyone who comes. How could I refuse such a thing.
But that afternoon, I knew that some things should not be eaten indiscriminately, especially that charming and bright smile that belonged to a devil full of resentment.
"Ah! My stomach hurts so much, and my head feels so dizzy. This is the fourth time I've had diarrhea in one day! Eliza, what on earth did you put in your noodles!"
"The cursed spice black datura grass. As you said, this is a super precious spice. What you just ate is equivalent to gold. By the way, there is also the small tooth dragon meat I just harvested. This is a great tonic. Hey
Hey, sir, are you exhausted? This is not good, I will give you another bowl of noodles to make up for it."
The Datura grass used to make poison is actually used as chopped green onion. The Little Tooth Dragon is also called the Little Green Dragon. It is also poisonous. Should I be lucky? The two poisons are intertwined and it is just a bad gastrointestinal issue.
"No, why are they okay after eating it too?"
"Oh, actually it has been detoxified. There may be some catalyst in the noodles, causing the poison to explode again. I'm really sorry, Master."
The cold-faced explanation and apology were emotionless, and they came out word by word, just like reciting lines. Only now did I realize that maybe, probably, in fact, Eliza had been angry...
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault."
Well, a wise man knows the current situation. I understand that this little girl has a very long cycle of holding grudges and retaliating. In order to have a delicious lunch in the future, I apologized on the spot. Although I don’t know what I did wrong. I was too busy recently.
No time to contact you?
"It's all your fault. But since I apologized, I'll accept it."
Eliza finally showed a sincere smile, and then threw me a small bottle. After taking it immediately, her noisy stomach finally felt better.
Another reason why I am most satisfied with Eliza's character is probably because although she likes to have a bad temper, she can be forgiven as long as she apologizes. If she accidentally offends her, it is right to apologize first.
"...I finally feel better. Now I am a living person and I will really die! Stop making such jokes next time. By the way, how did you get here? What happened to this physical body?"
However, Eliza's arrival was indeed an unexpected surprise. Soon, I figured out the whole story.
It turns out that Eliza's physical body is just an incarnation that came down through the sacrifice of the orcs. It was a sacrifice that was withheld. As a marquis, she was very reluctant to do this. This incarnation does not have much power.
Daily behavior is still okay, but if you are participating in a battle, there is no need to talk about it.
"That's enough, it's a good thing you're here."
This is not because I have a tremor and like to be fucked, but I have really suffered enough from not having a right-hand assistant these days. Now that Eliza is here, I can finally be a hands-off shopkeeper again.
As soon as she finished speaking, the deserted Eliza smiled with satisfaction, then came over and looked at me face to face.
"...I probably know where you want to go again, but I am still very happy to hear you say that. This is a reward."
In a sense, the demonized Eliza was made more courageous to express and pursue her feelings.
The green face is getting closer and closer. The frost on the face in the past has disintegrated, and there is a fire-like passion under the iceberg. Eliza's cheeks are red, and her delicate red lips are exuding amazing charm and heat. I
Already forced to the point of no retreat.
"You...what are you doing!!"
Unfortunately, I was not the only one present. Forget about the two people who tried their best to lower their presence and pretend to be stone sculptures. Renee had no intention of just sitting back and watching this happen, and rushed into the middle to stop it from happening.
"What a pity? I actually felt it was a pity just now?"
While I was inexplicably struggling with my change in mentality, Eliza and Renee began to have a verbal confrontation again.
"I finally understand why the master hates ignorant naughty children. When parents are making love, they should pretend not to notice."
"Parents...who are the parents? And I'm not a naughty kid! I'm fourteen years old! I can get married a long time ago!"
"Fourteen years old? It's incredible! I thought you were only ten years old. Anne seems to be far ahead of you at only ten years old."
Well, although I didn’t say it in detail, judging from the point of my gaze that was level and slightly slanted, it was already obvious that I was surpassing him in that aspect.
"Well, Eliza, doesn't it hurt to say that?"
Okay. Judging from the twisted corners of her mouth and twitching eyes, the vicious-tongued flat-chested girl A is now gritting her teeth to kill one thousand enemies and destroy eight hundred. I am afraid that some fragile part of the girl is bleeding.
And just like in the past, in just a few words, Eliza completed the killing spree, and the stupid Renee was so angry that she could only go to the corner to sulk.
But suddenly, even though she was still making Renee angry, Eliza's words came from the ring.
"Master, I have found out the origin of the bloodline of the Xinlan royal family. I am afraid that it is more troublesome than expected. In your words, this is a huge conspiracy, so big that only I can tell it personally.
Don't worry. The barrier has been set up. I said, listen, don't overreact."
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The invisible barrier blocked all prying eyes. I was still squatting aside to bask in the sun, and Eliza had already started to clear away the dishes, but the connection between the two became even closer.
"First of all, that is indeed the real bloodline of Lan, but it is not your descendant. As expected, you are still a ten thousand-year-old bachelor, the super-veteran forbidden curse mage of the FFF group, and the spiritual mentor of the Torch Festival. When I think of it,
I actually became ten thousand
I was really a little excited about the old virgin's first love girlfriend, and then I instinctively felt a little disgusting and dangerous. It is said that if you hold it in for a long time, you may become a little perverted. After thirty years of holding it in, you can do anything.
In three hundred years..."
While I continued to be ridiculed by venomous words, on the other hand, shocking secrets were coming my way, and I couldn't care less about the harsh words and resentments.
This time, I was stunned for a moment. It’s no wonder that Elise didn’t hesitate to descend into the avatar. I’m afraid it won’t be stable if this secret is transmitted in any way.
For a long time, after Elise finished speaking, I was so frightened that I broke out in a cold sweat even though the wind was still biting outside.
"What if you haven't discovered it yet? You almost finished it all. It seems that your opponent really shouldn't be underestimated."
While I was scared, I also laughed out loud. Conspiracies and ambushes are only scary when they are not discovered. Now that you know it, you can deal with it.
"Thank you, Eliza. It's great to have you. I owe you again. I can't imagine what I would do without you."
"Hmph, it's getting more and more disgusting. If you are really serious, please stop messing with girls."
Although he said this, judging from the sweet smile on the corner of his mouth, it seemed to be quite effective.
And while we were smiling at each other, we couldn't see the spiritual connection between us, but behind our back there were unscrupulous people talking quietly.
"I suddenly opened my mouth for sex when nothing happened. Laugh... Cohen, do you think the toxins in the master have not been expelled completely? Now he looks a little nymphomaniac and a fool."
"...I heard from Brother Kruul next door that men will be a little strange after being held in for a long time. It seems that Lady Eliza lost her temper to make His Highness happy."
"Sure enough, if you hold it in for a long time, you will become abnormal. But from this look, it seems that Princess Renee has no chance of winning."
"Well, Senior Sister Catherine, Your Highness Renee is behind your back. She seems very angry."
"Ah, Your Highness, I'm sorry, um... you won't cut off our benefits because of this, right? I'm still waiting to use it to purchase new alchemy items. Um, although the opponent is indeed very powerful, you still have the possibility of victory.
, at least some aspects are still on the same level... Pfft, there are some aspects that I really didn't expect. In short, I will definitely try my best to say good things for you in front of His Highness in the future!"
The apprentices seem to have some dispute and have become a mess, but I have to start thinking about business.
"Is the Lanzhi revived? This is really a big hole and a big trouble. It seems that we must speed up the pace to end this war. Then, the next step is to go to Antuun."
PS: Well, it seems to have recovered a bit, so let’s try to do two updates today. There should be another chapter tonight.
