"Freedom Knight, I don't belong to anything, but I've been working in the League of Gentlemen recently. Please give me face and call me the Broken Flower Swordsman of the Three Musketeers."
Looking at the cheerful black-haired knight in front of me, I couldn't help but be a little surprised. Ever since I made up my mind to contact the Alliance of Gods, I had already made expectations no matter how wretched the "experts" sent were, but give me one
What does cheerful and handsome guy mean?
He has a handsome face, an eagle nose and sword eyebrows, a face full of righteousness but with a gentle smile. He is dressed in a handsome black knight uniform, which adds a lot of heroism to him. His long hair is shawl, but there is no trace of girliness, which is inexplicable.
I wanted to punch his handsome face, ahem, it seemed like he was involved in some personal grudge.
Isn't this a typical male public enemy - a super handsome guy? How can he be a member of the League of Gentlemen?
"...Do you know what I sent you here for? Did I convey the wrong order?"
Albert smiled bitterly and shook his head.
"Your mission was not miscommunicated, and as soon as the news reached us, all my companions found me immediately. Do they think that only I can carry out this mission properly?"
I was even more surprised. From the maid who kept peeking outside the door, I could see that such a rare and super handsome man still lacked women? He also engaged in "performance art". Women should be attracted to him.
"...The past is like smoke, it's a long story,"
Albert looked sad for the past and couldn't bear to look back, he lowered his head and said.
"Those were young mistakes. It started when I was a kid and I had a sister. She was my angel and everything..."
It was a very common story in this era. Albert, whose parents had both died, supported his family alone. His only relative, his sister, was his angel and psychological support. However, when she was three years old, she suffered a serious illness.
Trafficking by human traffickers.
"So, I traveled all over the world alone and on a horse. The memory of my childhood has been blurred. The only feature is the red birthmark on my waist. Therefore, I have practiced the skill of a rapier, specializing in cutting clothes without hurting the skin.
Therefore, they also call me the Swordsman in Broken Clothes of the Three Musketeers."
His sad expression was palpable, and he was clearly suffering deeply.
I immediately nodded in agreement with sympathy on my face. I know all too well what it feels like to be a normal person but be treated as a pervert.
"It's really hard for you, don't worry, after you finish my work, I will use my strength to find your sister."
"Really? Thank you so much. I can't wait to carry out your mission. Please give me the characteristics and I will take action right now!"
The excited Albert immediately stood up and saluted. I was also very happy. This was much better than expected. There are actually normal people in the Alliance of Gods? It seems that the aura of the King of Gentlemen is not too difficult to deal with. I couldn't help but
Full of expectations for a better future.
"Well. She is about fourteen to eighteen years old this year. Her blond hair... no, her hair color may also be dyed. As long as she meets this age, don't let it go. Since it is possible for a girl to disguise herself as a boy, so cute boys
Don’t miss it either!”
"Your Highness, don't worry, I am an expert! No woman can escape my eyes and my sword!"
The thin sword drew an arc in mid-air, and murderous intent flashed through the black pupils. At this moment, I realized that this top master who was half-legendary was in front of me.
I was immediately overjoyed. Did I get lucky? This time I was not only a normal person with common sense and a bottom line, but also a master?
“It’s so reliable! It’s so reliable!…….”
"Brother, I bought you an animal tooth sword spike. You will definitely like it!"
The door suddenly opened, and a lively little girl jumped in.
Wait, what did she call? Brother? Since she didn’t call me, she could only call Albert in front of me. Isn’t his sister still missing?
Immediately, my smile froze. Based on my many years of experience in being cheated, I could vaguely guess what would happen next.
"Lina? Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be at the mercenary headquarters?"
Looking at the ponytail girl, Albert was a little surprised.
"Brother Beifeng asked me to follow you here. He said I don't know what you will do if I am not here. He is so kind. I was afraid that my brother would not be able to complete the task, so he asked many companions to come with him to help. Brother, what mission is so important?
Huh? I still insist on you coming over."
Okay, what else can I say? I should have guessed that there will be no normal people in the League of Gentlemen, but he was able to deceive me with his sincere appearance, which is a good deal.
"Boy, you are brave..."
"No, no, Your Highness, listen to my explanation. What I said is the truth! I have indeed been looking for my sister to get this title."
Suddenly, the black-haired girl interrupted angrily.
"Brother! Have you cut off other girls' clothes again?! There are so many sisters-in-law at home, but you still do this kind of thing. Forget it, you found me three years ago, and you still use
If you treat other people's affairs as a cover up to pick up girls, how do you want them to face everyone? Your sister is a playboy in shabby clothes? It's too ugly, do you still want her to get married?"
Playboy? Many sisters-in-law? Master of picking up girls? Every time I hear a word, my eyebrows are twitching, and as the leader of the FFF group, I also know what to do.
"Little sister, I'm talking about business with your brother. Can you please go out and wait for a while? By the way, remember to close the door when you go out."
As if she knew I was a big shot, the girl nodded cheerfully.
"Oh, brother, I'll wait for you outside."
What a good sister, so well-behaved. Compared with that completely lawless brother and the circle of naughty children at home, I almost shed tears. And when I think of my three hundred years of bachelor life, the opposite
I successfully started a harem when I was in my twenties. Now I am still looking for new prey, and I really shed tears.
"My fingers are burning. Damn you, Queen of the Winner of Life. Palace Prince, try my personality correction. Give me a shocking punch! Ah!"
"Your Highness, listen to my explanation! This is definitely not what you think!"
Explanation? I will listen. After the beating, finally, after a pleasant beating, I stopped to listen to what excuse he had.
"Bah, you want to be in the pot after eating what's in the bowl. You're a scumbag!"
"...Wuwu, that's not the case, I don't want to either, I really don't want to."
It seemed that my contempt touched a sensitive nerve in him, and he actually started to cry. That manly young man actually cried like a poor child.
I seemed to hear the truth from his painful sobs. I also temporarily put aside my plan to add insult to injury.
"I don't want to, but I have done too many things before, and I have developed a habit. When I see a woman who meets the requirements, I instinctively take action. Moreover, I only look at the location of their birthmarks, why should I be responsible?
Can I be responsible? Harem? Have you ever seen harem beauties with the body of a hippopotamus and the face of a monkey? Those who want me to be responsible are all like this. There are a few with good looks who fell in love with me, but they also drove them away.
Already."
"What a luxurious worry. Are you showing off in front of an old bachelor (virgin)?"
"No, no. Your Highness, you don't know. As soon as I turn around, they will fight openly and secretly, and the fight will be a mess. They will use all kinds of dirty tricks. Last month, I was implicated in food poisoning five times, and there was a big hole in my shoe.
There are poisonous nails and there is still glue inside the clothes, I can’t stand it! Women are so scary! Now I tremble whenever I see women! I can’t deal with them when I think about them.”
As he spoke, he started to tremble inexplicably, and his teeth kept chattering, as if he was having an epilepsy. But judging from the sudden drop in body temperature and the blue color on his face, what he said was actually true.
"Gynophobia? A concubine suffering from gynophobia? This is an old setting of that comic."
Well, looking at Albert who was already foaming at the mouth on the ground, I finally felt some sympathy for this kid.
"Come two people and help call a priest."
But as soon as the door opened, a group of familiar faces came in.
"Boss, Brother Beifeng wants us to come over and help."
Coming in from the door at the back were familiar faces from the League of Gentlemen, Silver Hook, Gold Teeth, Casio... Wait, Snowhoof, why are you here? Is it okay to just be the hands-off shopkeeper? You are the highest priest.
"Lilith is here."
The question in my eyes was answered, and I immediately realized that with the announcement of the declaration of the undead, Lilith, as a vampire, can naturally move around in Donglan, and if she, who specializes in back office, starts to take charge of the work, this silly cow
It will indeed become more leisurely, and it is very normal to wander around.
"That boy Beifeng is very thoughtful. Where are the others? They're not here?"
"No, he's coming."
Yin Gou nodded, but smiled awkwardly, and made a gesture with his fingers that every man could understand.
"He saw a huge lion head and left first. Let us report to you first."
In an instant, I understood it in seconds, but then, it was no longer good. Here
"Huge lion head? Gui Ming? Oh my God, that kid is looking for death!"
At the same time, a shocking roar came from outside the window.
"It's unbelievable! There are such twisted souls in this world! They even plotted against me and tried to eat my soul to correct it!"
Well, the man flying into the sky outside the window is the deputy leader of a certain league of gentlemen. In a sense, he is really invincible. That lion's head is over two thousand years old. Even I don't dare to mess with it.
.
"Ah, it's eldest brother."
In the room, except for Casio who made a panicked noise, everyone else looked calm.
"Don't worry, good people will live for thousands of years if they don't live long. If you are sad, it will be easy for you to live for tens of thousands of years."
As soon as this was said, everyone in the room nodded.
"I always feel that if the world is destroyed, he will be fine."
And the man's unique thick voice that fell from the sky couldn't help but prove the authenticity of this sentence.
"Ah, I almost died...Don't be shy, let's talk more..."
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"My sword is endless!"
As he spoke the handsome lines, under the overflowing light, the sword energy that could not be caught by the naked eye turned into the cold wind passing by.
"clang!"
When the handsome swordsman stood with a cold face and returned his sword to its sheath, the sound of breaking cloth came from behind.
"Ahhhh. Colored. Wolf!"
At this time, the noble daughter realized that her clothes were completely torn, but Albert glanced at it, sneered, and walked forward alone.
"Hmph, I killed something boring again!"
Immediately, the girl started crying in confusion. Before her guard could take action,
Another tall figure appeared next to the young lady, and a large cloak fell down.
"...We are hunting down the villain who wanted to tear apart his clothes. We don't know where he escaped."
In a sense, Green, who is wearing heavy armor, is indeed quite majestic, and he is allowed to act as a good person. It is simply because he is also a human being and will not attract more attention.
"This progress is too slow."
On the rooftop nearby, I was a little dissatisfied with the progress. I had only verified more than 40 people this morning. How long would it take to complete them all?
"...This is already pretty fast. Fortunately, the response of the Lamp of Life has limited our target. We only need to check the outsiders who have come to the Northland in the past three or four months. Otherwise, we really don't know what we will find.
when."
The function of the lamp of life is limited. It detected a reaction more than three months ago, which can only mean that Princess Galina returned to the North at that time. As for the specific location? If he can point to the specific location, what privacy can the royal family members have?
He couldn't even guide the range. If he could be so dexterous, Kelly would have found me long ago. He was more of a proof to prove whether the royal member was real and whether he was still alive.
"How about, Your Highness, another city without clothes?"
"...It's winter here, people will freeze to death, and what will happen afterwards?"
I looked at Albert, who was drawing a knife in the distance, and couldn't help but feel a little helpless. How could this gynophobia patient be so good at stripping and beheading?
"Thank you for his hard work. He obviously has gynophobia?"
"puff."
As soon as I finished speaking, there was laughter all around, as if I had said something wrong.
"Is his phobia about women also a lie? Is this guy's acting skills so good?"
"No, that's not his acting skills, but, look, the change in his expression after he was beheaded."
I looked intently, and when Albert put away his sword, he clearly said that he had killed something boring, but there was a smile on his lips, and his expression was full of joy, as if he was enjoying it.
"He is enjoying it?"
"Yes, he is indeed afraid of women to death. Whenever a woman touches him, he will scream. But because of this, he especially enjoys the screams of women. He will not be able to stop the behavior of the 'Broken Clothes Sword Demon'
, simply because this is his greatest enjoyment."
"Hey, how could such a young man become like this? Such sword skills are such a pity."
"That's not true. Lord Adam said that his usual sword skills can only be considered average, but at that moment Shai Yi has already touched the threshold of a sword master."
Hearing this, I was stunned. The Sword Master is extremely rare. It often requires both talent and a long time to polish. It definitely has the strength to leapfrog challenges.
Looking carefully, I realized something was wrong.
"One sword comes out, and hundreds of swords come back. Normally, there is no killing intention. When the sword is drawn, the sword energy is horizontal and horizontal, and the killing is invisible. Here and there, it is close to the sword master. It is obvious that it is already a sword master, but it is actually a sword master!"
"No, he can only reach this level when the target is a woman and her clothes are in pieces. That's why Mr. Adam said that he is close to the Sword Master."
"Sure enough, there are no normal people in the League of Gentlemen. Is the same true for the other two swordsmen?"
"Swordsman? That's what they call themselves. Everyone calls them Sanjian Ke."
I shook my head and felt a little helpless, but at this moment, a voice sounded from behind.
"We found the princess's wet nurse, and we have new information!"
