The elf in front of her has a face full of peach blossoms, charming eyes, smooth and beautiful turquoise hair, and a red mouth. Based on her appearance, she is called a great beauty who brings disaster to the country and the people.
But at this time, the pear blossoms were crying, their peach blossom eyes looking at me were full of sincerity and pleading, and they suddenly threw themselves into my arms, but I quickly opened the pulled robe and silently retreated.
Take a step back and distance yourself.
"What's wrong? Don't forget, you are a law enforcer and a man!"
Yes, the elf crying miserably in front of him is the shrewd and decisive elf-born first-class defense attorney of the Supreme Court, Koros Eintan.
Elf men are inherently androgynous, and Koros is known as the most beautiful woman in the judicial system. It always makes people wonder if they filled in the wrong gender on their job badges, and there is even a precedent of being dragged into the women's restroom.
I am also very embarrassed by this, and I try hard to show my masculinity in my daily life.
Others wear silver masks to show that they give up their personal identity and seek impartial justice. As far as I know, Kross wears a mask even when he is off duty. He also has a certain mask collecting and manufacturing habit.
It is said that he has a cabinet full of judicial masks. Those exquisite silver masks are carved with the unique craftsmanship of elves. Mithril wire, fine gold and gems and other valuables are not willing to invest in them. The elves' craftsmanship is so good that they can be painted on the masks.
I have a picture of the scenery of Sulfur Mountain City, but the mask is also part of the uniform. How can it be different? In order not to affect the work, the carvings are so small that it is difficult to distinguish them without a magnifying glass. In other words, all the efforts are in vain.
Carved...
Even so, he treats it as a treasure every day when he goes there by himself. He has to wipe it at least several times, take a bath, and not take it off when sleeping... Everyone knows why, but no one is stupid enough to tell it.
In the past, these masks did give this elf defender with a more feminine face courage and dignity. His natural delicacy gave him a deep understanding of the law, and his belief and love for the law made me respect him. In my eyes, I don’t see him.
On the outside, he is also an extremely good defense attorney. This is the first time I have encountered him throwing away his mask and crying for help.
"Calm down, Koros, take a deep breath. What happened? The prison in Sulfur Mountain City was robbed and all the criminals escaped?"
Kross shook his head vigorously, and his tears scattered and wet my sleeves.
Someone was already pointing at me. In order not to be suspected of having a problem with my sexual orientation, and in order not to become the top news spread by the fujoshi in another world, I silently took a step back and distanced myself from them.
"Is the evil dragon coming to attack the city? Have you informed the city lord?"
Still shaking his head, it doesn't seem to be the case.
"It's the Warcraft attacking the city..." I asked several most likely answers in succession, but still just shook my head. Finally, after Koros took a breath, he said it himself.
"It's Sad Wind, it's half-dragon Sad Wind. Erro is such a pervert! He's gone too far!"
At this time, the beauty wiped away her tears, remembering that she was still in the court, and tried her best to squeeze out a smile. The beauty smiled after the rain, and she was so wet that she fainted... I heard exclamations and screams behind me, and I said it again silently.
He took a step back and opened a distance of three meters.
Then, in "his" narration, I figured out the whole story.
That half-dragon hunter with special hobbies, after the two bills against him were passed, the "Regulations Prohibiting Super-Friendly Relationships between Humanoid Creatures and Non-Humanoid Creatures" and "Conditions for Raising Chong Animals", his "chong animals" and
His "lovers" were all taken away, and he was indeed severely hit, but soon, he rose again...
He no longer stopped being a beast hunter, he changed his career to become a veterinarian, specializing in animal obstetrics and gynecology...
Originally, this was nothing. The Beast King Hunter already knew a lot about animals, and was good at treating animals. Being a veterinarian was a vocation. He had only been practicing for a week, and his enthusiastic, patient, and caring nursing skills had already been well received.
, and even created his own "love touch" technique to calm the animals, only to...
"I took my little boy to see a doctor, and I met that pervert. That pervert was a doctor. He was obviously using vulgar techniques to play with everyone's pets, and he was still smiling at me proudly,
While playing with my little white's... wu wu wu, little white is so innocent, and he is very happy to lick his fingers... I, I want to kill him and avenge the insulted little white!!"
If I remember correctly, Xiaobai is his pet dog...
Koros cried miserably. As a wild elf born as a druid, he hated this kind of unnatural behavior. As a law enforcer, Koros once defended him. Sad Wind's behavior simply ignored the law.
His dignity, even though Kross was crying like a girl acting coquettishly at this moment, I had no hesitation about the truth of his murderous intention towards Bei Feng.
And based on my understanding of his stubbornness, he will definitely surrender and seek death after committing a crime. Maybe this time he will resign as a law enforcer and die with that pervert.
I'm a little speechless. If you think of this kind of thing and let a proud subordinate die in the line of duty in such a disgraceful way, you really don't know how to deal with it.
So, I said feebly behind me.
"Stop looking at the joke and help me bring that pervert here. This is the first time I've met an opponent who can ignore my laws like this."
"Yes, my lord."
"Okay, sir, go right away."
Sure enough, a dozen answers came out at the same time, and these bastards were hiding in the corner watching the joke.
Kross finally remembered that this was a public place and stood up quickly, but his eyes were full of expectation and trust, and it was hard to know how to respond.
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My office is not big, and that pervert and I looked at each other across the desk, but for a moment we didn't know what to say.
Do we need to re-legislate to prohibit this guy from becoming a veterinarian? No, it is okay to legislate against crimes, but if we legislate against someone, I will really become a joke.
Moreover, continuously changing laws is a taboo in itself, which is tantamount to saying to the entire society that there are problems with the original law enactment, and will have a serious negative impact on the dignity of the law and the judiciary itself.
Directly obliterate the other party? But it is easy to do, but the crime and punishment are proportional, which is also the basic principle of justice. Although this guy is a pervert, he can't be punished to death.
From the perspective of judicial fairness, if the crime cannot be grasped and judged, then the other party will be directly eliminated. This is simply a stupid act that denies the value of the entire judicial system.
Shut him down? I'm sorry, he has committed no crime. He is just fulfilling the duties of a gynecologist. Caressing the cute animals carefully, some "touching" is inevitable... I guess he will definitely do it.
This is an excuse, and it makes perfect sense. We have no evidence...
I lay down on the chair, feeling so weak for the first time.
"You can't kill him, and you can't imprison him either. You can only watch him continue to be a wretched and cute creature? None of the coalition forces of the Holy Church are this perverted. He is so difficult to deal with."
Sad Wind. Erro rolled his eyes and seemed to have decided to pay attention.
"Sir, can I go back? I still have work to do, and many animals have to queue up for medical treatment."
This guy seemed to be smiling innocently, but he was actually demonstrating to me. "The Supreme Court is very powerful? But there is nothing you can do about it."
"Normal methods are not suitable. I am also good at evil things, slander, rumors, sap, frame-up. It should not be too easy to kill you." Just when I was about to act against common sense and clean up the perversion in front of me, a voice said,
But it rang in my ears.
"Master, according to your plan, we just need someone to go to prison. Isn't he very suitable..."
So, I smiled and carefully looked at the person in front of me.
"No matter how you look at it, he looks like a pervert who should be in jail. He's very suitable. Well, not bad."
Deciding to pay attention, I raised two fingers.
"Let's make a legal transaction. If you do two things, I will get you a pet breeding certificate. You will not be a veterinarian in the future. As long as you don't affect the social atmosphere in public places, you can do whatever you want when you go home.
, I just pretended not to see it."
Yes, the hobby of Bei Feng is only a moral evil. As long as it is not made public enough to cause negative social impact and corrupt social morals, it has not touched my red line. I can barely tolerate it, but... look at what is in front of me.
He has such a disgusting smug smile, I feel so disgusted, I wish I could kill him with the finger of death!
I closed my eyes and ignored the proud smile of the half-dragon in front of me. It took me a long time to calm down and restrain my murderous intent.
"The first thing is to apologize to Koros. Well, it's the elf defender you made me cry. Others have defended you. How can you repay kindness with evil?"
"Yes, yes, sir, I will apologize to Ms. Kross immediately!!"
"It's sir!" As expected, I saw the half-dragon with a surprised face, so I continued.
"The second thing is, you give me a case and I'll put you in Sulfur Mountain City Prison, and I want you to do something for me inside."
"What?!"
"prison Break!!……."
After the sad wind passed away, I finished the work accumulated during this period. Four or five hours had passed, and it was time for the moon to set.
But when I stood on the window sill and looked at the peaceful and prosperous scene outside, I felt a little sigh.
"Sulfur Mountain City has been peaceful for too long. It has been so peaceful that some people have forgotten their duties."
"Isn't this your credit? Are you boasting and narcissistic again?"
As venomous as ever, at this moment, I was in no mood to argue with her.
"No, we should thank Adam and Margaret. They sheltered this city in the underground city world of crazy infighting. But obviously, some people have forgotten the favor they have received. It's time to remind them."
Eliza nodded.
"Betraitors will never be forgiven. In fact, according to the rules of the dungeon, we can eliminate them directly. This is also the opinion of most high-level spies who are watching..."
"This is Sulfur Mountain City. Everyone is equal. There is no power, well, at least on the surface. It's finally peaceful. Well, we should cherish the peace on the surface. Let's act according to the rules of Sulfur Mountain City.
We need to "accidentally" obtain evidence of the betrayers and cause some people to die unexpectedly."
"Yes, as long as chaos is caused, our stalkers will start collecting evidence. As long as the evidence is conclusive, it is time for the trial hall and the law enforcement hall to come on stage."
"Are the stalkers and magic tracking marks ready? I don't want a criminal to really escape."
"Yes, everything is ready. The magic tracking mark has been placed on the drinking water of the prison. It will not disappear within three months, which is enough for you to catch them all. All 3,600 of us bystanders will be dispatched. As long as
If the number of escapees is less than a thousand, no innocent citizen will be harmed."
"Well, let's let the dogs out and bite people. Sulfur Mountain City is too peaceful, so how can I use a knife to remove carrion?"
It was a risky move to release the prisoners to lure the snake out of its hole. When I talked to the Four Heavenly Kings at the time, it took a lot of effort to get them to support me in taking action.
"Yes, bystanders will force those special fugitives to escape to a suitable place. Even if they don't go, our insiders will lead them there. However, I am worried about whether that Bei Feng can really escape from prison successfully."
"Don't underestimate him, look at this."
Looking at the documents in front of her, even Eliza, who had always had a calm expression on her face, made a sound of surprise.
"How is it possible, a gold-level beast king hunter! Beast King Master?"
"Yes, this is the natural advantage of the immortal species. As long as it is obtained for long enough, it will always become stronger. Moreover, the Beast King Hunter is indeed a natural beast tamer. His love for beasts,,,,,, forget it, let's not mention it.
, so disgusting. Please read this report again..."
"Less than an hour after Target
"Wish to die...' is too exaggerated!!"
"...Not only that, there was also a 'squeaking' sound coming from the cell. It must be that he summoned the rats to help... I hope it was just to help escape, I don't want to continue thinking about it."
Inexplicably, the murderous intention that was finally suppressed boiled over again.
"Do you have to do this? There is no airtight wall in the world. If you release the prisoners, if the news leaks out, it will affect your reputation..."
"Even if the news doesn't leak out, it's just a case of jailbreak in the judicial system or a lax guard. The punishment of demotion and investigation is inevitable. Even if Adam is not punished, I will take the initiative to ask for punishment."
After a long while, Eliza continued.
"You are trying to suppress your reputation. Is it worth it?"
"If the reputation and prestige of the subordinates are higher than that of the top leader, it will be really difficult to become that leader. Since we want to help Annie to take the position, then let's do the whole show. What's more,,,,,"
"What's more?"
"The tide of the new era is coming. No one can stop this catastrophe. In the changing times, my reputation is nothing. And,,,,,"
"And you are still wondering whether little Annie will be moved by your sacrifice and give her life to you."
I was full of surprise, but I heard her continue to choke.
"Humph, committing yourself to her? Haha, according to her character, she will only make you angry, annoy you, and ignore you. Humph! It's best to ignore you for the rest of her life!"
Looking at the half-demon girl with a completely different cold expression than before, with a blushing face, I said something out of nowhere.
"Are you jealous? Are you jealous that I treat Annie better than I treat you?"
Then, in an instant, the air in the office came to a standstill... Looking at the venomous maid's blushing red color all the way to her ears, and her eyes full of shame and anger, I began to pray for my collections.
"It's over, I made a mistake, she will definitely take revenge!!"
Strangely, she remained strangely silent for a long time before she managed to say a word.
"If I am really jealous, then you..."
Eliza's voice became softer and softer, and she could no longer hear clearly what was behind her.
"What?"
When I was racking my brains to say some jokes to lighten the atmosphere, suddenly, the office door was opened, Kross rushed in, and Eliza, who was blushing with shame, disappeared in the shadows in an instant.
"Sir, it's not good, there is a jailbreak in Sulfur Mountain City Prison!!!"
"Why are you panicking? This was not planned."
"But... this was not what we planned. Before the pervert could dig through the wall, he broke out of the prison in another place. Someone attacked the prison! This was a real prison break! All the prisoners ran out!!
The situation is out of control."
"Crack! This is the sound of me crushing the handguard of the wooden chair at once, and then there is a suffocating magic siphon that goes out of control.
The next second, the whole world was distorted, and the colorful world became only black and white. Eliza was driven out of the shadows, and Koros was also rushed out of the door by the rampant magic.
"These bastards are tired of living, and they dare to cause trouble on my trump card! That blind bastard, I will kill your whole family!!"
Well, this little gangster-like speech at the door of the office eventually became the dark history of the always polite and courteous Justice Sleepless...
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PS. Since someone mentioned the typo, let’s slowly correct it from the beginning....
ps2, after repeated modifications N times, I found that the word "chong" that was blocked was the word "chong" of "CHONG"... I had no choice but to make do with pinyin.
