Sitting in the tea house in the square, sipping the fragrant tea in my mouth, looking at the peaceful winter scenery in front of me, when did I actually have such a happy life like retirement?
Ever since I returned to Diefende, I have been content to enjoy this peaceful daily life. I don't have to go to work every day, and I don't have to plan messy things. I just sit and watch the sun rise and set. It's like a beautiful life like a dream.
"Boom!"
Well, it seems that Galina, who was invited to attend the celebration, has arrived. So what if there is a little explosion? Everyone has their own hobbies, and we must fully respect individual freedom.
"Catch that bastard, that guy dares to get worse!"
The group of naked men running in front of me didn't matter. After so many experiences in Sulfur Mountain City, I was already used to it, and the new urban management team seemed to be used to it too, but...
"It doesn't matter to others, but if the Supreme Bishop spreads something, the face of the Sleepless Man will also be affected. It seems that I still have to give Lilith a message. During the celebration, the tauren will be imprisoned until death. Now envoys from various countries are coming.
Okay, don't let him continue to be embarrassed."
How can these little things stop me from continuing to be lazy... In a good mood of relaxation, after trying to clear the memory of the scene just now, I poured myself another cup of tea and slowly enjoyed my quiet life.
Then a group of naked men with wings floated in the sky...
"puff!"
I looked at the Storm Eagle and his kin in front of me with amazement. Some of the changes were all advanced druid skills. There are more and more people who know them. Then I looked carefully and found that there were
Young Black Winged Man. They are Kamdilian's dependents.
"I heard that the Druid sect of Storm Eagle has been very successful in their recent missionary work. Last time I read the report about the goblins, they actually grabbed two seats at the Druid Voice of Nature gathering and had the right to speak.
, that guy from Storm was also hailed as the 'most outstanding theoretical reformer' of the contemporary era. Sure enough, De
Are all Rui's heads broken? If this sect continues to expand, there will be more and more unclothed wingmen. That is simply mental pollution... Report the news to the city management, um, you can also report it to the air defense force
Don’t thank me for being a target. Fighting against cults is everyone’s responsibility. Please call me x-feng.”
"Medicine is on sale, alchemy secret medicine is on sale, whether it is for treatment or health care, it is all effective. Dozens of gold alchemy masters jointly produce it. All common medicines are available, and they are sold at half price! What are you waiting for? As long as you think of it. We still have it here
Yes, gender transformation mixture? Super effective hair growth agent? Unparalleled macho blue potion? You have checked it, it is a safety brand, it is absolutely effective and absolutely safe!"
I saw the goblin and his cart walking by, as well as the familiar signature "safety sign" of the Bayard brothers. Most importantly, I actually saw the alchemy mark of Olivia, the "Miracle Alchemist"
, so, for the sake of the safety of the citizens of Diefende and the health and civilization evaluation in the coming year, I bowed my head without hesitation and started writing the second report letter.
Why, why does the emblem of Miracle Alchemist have to be reported and banned? Olivia does not have this title now. Her current name is "Random Alchemist". The medicine has random materials, random effects, and random targets.
A batch of alchemical products can produce more than ten results. Who dares to touch this thing.
"...Mom, why doesn't that goblin have any hair?"
"Don't look, let's go quickly."
Okay, I take back what I just said. At least this apprentice is very professional. At least he tried the medicine on himself. Although the hair removal medicine is a bit more effective, it is at least effective, right?
Although having long hair all over the body has almost become a symbol of goblins, and a hairless goblin is more annoying than a hairless husky, this kind of dedication is still worthy of praise.
"... What I drank was obviously a height-increasing medicine. As expected, height-increasing medicines and advertisements cannot be trusted."
This mere whisper from close by could not hide it from me, so I added another case to the report letter.
I know that this is not because Olivia is not good enough. On the contrary, it is because she has too many ideas. She always likes to improve formulas and create new pharmaceutical formulas. As a result, a lot of this dangerous product is produced.
Generally speaking, this kind of thing will not be leaked out, but it is a pity that Olivia's master Silver Hook is a pure goblin. How can a creature like a goblin waste precious materials.
"Roland!? Oh, I'm sorry, I admitted the wrong person."
Suddenly walking by was a witch carrying a pot of unknown items. She seemed to be obsessed with cooking recently, and she finally returned to the main plane where the products were rich. How could I take the initiative to do that terrible achievement of the God of Cookery again?
"Sister, are you looking for His Highness Roland? I saw him going to the west of the city and riding a horse. He must have gone out of the city."
At this time, I couldn't help but secretly rejoice in my foresight. In order to successfully avoid laziness... and quietly be a beautiful man, I took off the ring that deceives my age and enjoyed my vacation with my true face that no one knows.
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"Tch, he escaped again. He obviously felt like he was around here... Huh? Little brother, have you had lunch?"
"Eat! I'm very full early in the morning."
There are actually tentacles and eyes in a pot of unknown objects. At this time, as long as you are not a fool, you must decisively refuse and then shake your head wildly, but...
"That's just right. I'm afraid of vomiting it on an empty stomach. Little brother, just treat it as my experiment... and try the lunch I made by myself. It took a long time to make it. It's a pity to waste it."
I laughed, then turned around and ran away...but the vines under my feet instantly lifted me up. She had actually expected that I was planning to run away.
Well, under the oppression of the terrible witch and being bound by five flowers, in order not to reveal my identity, my God of Cookery achievement was once again increased by one. It is really rare to be able to do such a terrible thing every time without killing anyone.
"Ugh. The smell of seafood and orange is stronger than the burnt rubber smell last time, but it's limited. It's different every time. It's really creative."
But the strange thing is that despite clearly missing the primary goal, after seeing me finish eating, Amyra actually watched me eating happily, then hummed a song and cleared away the dishes.
"To conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach. Little brother, what do you think? Is it delicious?"
Obviously, her understanding of this classic motto is very biased. If conquering means surrendering to death, I think she has achieved her goal. At least my stomach has raised the white flag countless times, and I am just short of making up for it.
It's the last stab.
"Beautiful big sister, if I were your target, I would have been completely 'conquered' by your cooking skills. Next time, please give it directly to the target and don't waste it on others."
This is not because I am tempted to achieve something, nor is it because I don’t want to see Amyra’s hard work wasted. It’s just that I simply don’t want to see anyone die. Even my inhuman physique can make me half dead. If others eat it, most of them will.
Just get poisoned and die.
It seemed that my sarcastic advice was too tactful, but Amyra actually smiled and nodded, obviously in a good mood.
"Well, I won't give it to others to eat."
Okay, I said goodbye to this "big sister" who was going to another dimension to collect dinner materials. I carefully considered for dozens of seconds whether to continue hiding in this posture or to really leave the city to take refuge immediately, but I encountered a new trouble.
Another group of royal knights ran past me, their eyes constantly scanning the crowd, obviously looking for someone.
"Have you not found His Highness yet?"
"Ms. Kelly said that if we can't find His Highness today, we don't need to go back. We can go straight to the five-hundred-mile loop around the city."
"Envoys from various countries are here, and many important figures want to see His Highness Roland. What does His Highness Roland mean by this?"
"The military department has also said that His Highness Roland will go to discuss and prepare for the military parade in person. If he can't find anyone, he will not take up the responsibility."
Hearing this, I took out a special prop for disguise - magical black-framed glasses. As long as I put on these, the faces close at hand can be ignored... Okay, I was just talking casually, I was just wondering about those epic poems.
How can misunderstandings continue to happen in the story, and people who love each other just wear a veil and a hat, so they are completely unrecognizable, and then they start killing each other, and it becomes so heart-wrenching and sadistic.
But at this time, these traditional black-rimmed glasses are undoubtedly a double insurance, and in order to increase the persuasiveness, the childish artifact lollipop is naturally indispensable. But the strange thing is that when I put on the glasses and took out the lollipop, those
Instead, the knights paid attention to me.
"Ms. Eliza said that Your Highness Roland might disguise himself as a child. If he encounters someone who finds you, he will suddenly change his appearance, such as wearing a hat or wearing glasses..."
"She also said, 'Old guys prefer to use lollipops to show off their tenderness.' Seeing an eleven or twelve-year-old still chewing on candy, he must be doing well."
What else can I say? I turned around and ran away without saying anything.
Well, with this run, even if it wasn't a problem, it became a problem. The rookie knights naturally chased him, chasing him, and ran into a deserted alley.
After more than ten seconds, I came out of the alley entrance, with tin cans lying on the ground behind me.
"You really think I can defeat you. Before fishing, think about the weight that the fishing rod can bear. Didn't she tell you to be careful? We always get angry because of shame?"
"Roland?"
I couldn't help but sigh, why was it always being exposed? This disguise seemed useless at all, but when I was about to use the memory erasing kick again, I saw a nightmare figure.
"Little Luoluo!"
Well, wasn't the person who suddenly pounced on me the "bulldog" Momo who had just completed the task of resettling the victims? Of course, there was also Diana who looked at me in shock.
What else can I say, just keep running.
"I've had enough! I don't want to do anything before my birthday, and no one can stop me from taking a vacation!" (To be continued...)
