On the square, my anger had turned into reality, and the city management brigade and knights below also responded loudly to my call.
On the temporary wooden platform, there is a banner written by me. The calligraphy on the paper shows my resentment and will.
On the left is - "Crack down hard on gentleman perverts!"
On the right is - "Concentrate on purifying the city's atmosphere!"
The horizontal comment is - "Death to the sad wind."
Okay, let’s not delve into whether this couplet rhymes or is asymmetrical, nor how did the sad wind, who should still be in the earth elemental plane, get shot while lying down, but when I write it in front of everyone
The cheers that filled the sky when he said the last four words said it all.
"Death to Sad Wind!"
Hats were flying, hands were waving, and one elf sister even threw her underwear into the air in excitement. Listening to the cheers from the bottom of her heart, this was a sign of morale. Seeing the scene in front of me, I
Can't help but sigh.
"The human heart can be used, but it's a pity that the sad wind is not there."
It's a pity for me. If Beifeng is here, nothing can boost morale more than using his flag to sacrifice. If we want to attack the gentlemen, what better way to boost morale than to kill Beifeng in front of the battle array.
"Kill all those sad winds!"
Did this sister make something wrong...Bailfeng cannot be equated with pervert? Wait, it seems true. Bailfeng is definitely greater than the largest concept that the word pervert can encompass.
"I've long been unhappy with them! I bought a bottle of whitening potion and only used it for three days... Don't look at me like that. How many times have I told you, I'm not a dark elf, I'm a highland human. Let's enjoy the sun.
It’s a bit much, it’s not normal to think plainly.”
Isn't this sister a dark elf? She's so dark that her facial features can't be seen clearly, so it's no wonder other people would admit her mistake.
"The clothes-breaking maniac and the streaking pervert, please wait for me!" It seems that this person is also a victim with a painful experience. Now he is wrapped in double iron plates, so he should feel safe.
Looking at the new urban management knights who are gnashing their teeth now, I am still talking nonsense, with such high morale and anger. Then, close the door! Release the dogs... and set off to perform the mission!
"Let's go! I won't say any more. Whether they are current criminals or habitual criminals, I will kill them all. No matter what the key targets are doing, just bring them back to me."
Looking at the mad dogs that surged out in front of me... the successful knights, I nodded with satisfaction. They are indeed the new urban management knight force with the urban management knights of Sulfur Mountain City as the core. They have strong morale and strong combat effectiveness. The most important thing is to deal with that.
These bastards are very experienced. They won't be allowed to escape.
"The mission of the first brigade is to purify the market order. Captain Yawen leads the team. The most important target is the Beya brothers who sell counterfeit medicines. Those bastards actually recommended their 'safety brand' engineering tools and
Alchemy potion, you know how much time I spent explaining it. Aren’t those the bombs and poisons used to murder them? Selling fake goods has become a diplomatic incident, it’s too much, let me deal with those bastards!”
After Diana went to find her own way of faith, Yawen, who was once her deputy, became the leader of the urban management knights. After the backbone was transferred this time, more than half of the urban management knights were brought to Defender.
Before adapting to the sunshine, they mainly performed security patrol tasks at night. The reason why we chose today to carry out centralized rectification activities is that it is a cloudy day and we have relatively sufficient manpower.
Even though there is little sunlight now, they still look scary. Most of their bodies are covered tightly, and they wear goblin fully enclosed gas masks on their heads. The white breath they exhale overflows from the back of their heads, and they look like
Like steam boiling.
The cute girl turned into a weird uncle all of a sudden. I felt uncomfortable watching it. Fortunately, it’s winter and it’s not hot yet, so I can barely hold on. But it’s still very inconvenient.
"We need to seize the special equipment quickly. If we need manpower and materials, we can use the unlucky guys caught in this operation as coolies and wallets."
Originally, although most of them were tomboys on the inside, but at least the female elves who looked good on the outside were like monsters coming out of the abyss, but their strength and experience were the most trustworthy... Okay, I admit it.
We received a lot of complaints about them, such as scaring a few naughty children.
"The task of the second team is to control the atmosphere. Momo and Catherine saw the group of naked people, those who tore off people's clothes, and those who were more obscene with clothes than without clothes. Well, it was the muscles of Pierre and Omar.
Catch them all, you bastards. Do you know how many complaints we receive every day? With this mosaic spray gun, whenever you see something obscene, mosaic it for me!"
High technology? It's just black oil, all blackened into a ball. It can be mosaic better than "holy light" or something like that.
"Third team, your task is to collect contraband, especially books and pictures that describe homosexuality in too much detail. Well, I won't go into details. You all know it. By the way, books and pictures that describe homosexuality are subject to an additional penalty.
Wait a minute…”
Tasks were assigned one by one, and I smiled with satisfaction as I watched the urban management knights filing out.
The new urban management force is also expected to be the only permanent city defense force in Difende. Their members are very mixed. There are rookie knights who have just graduated from several new training students, rookie hunters, as well as backbones from the underground world, and some
They are natives of Diefende, and there are even neutral mercenaries who volunteer to join the military.
Due to the existence of the "City of Innocence" field, as long as enough legal professions are maintained, Difende is in a sense an unbreakable city that cannot be conquered, and the headquarters of the Church of the Law has been moved here...
.To be honest, if the orc war had been fought against Difende now, the war would have ended very quickly.
Well, since we don't need much defensive power, it would be a waste to still retain the royal knights as the guards and the city defense troops as the city defenders. So, I reorganized them through the military department and separated the city defense and public security
All tasks are handed over to the city defense management force, well, it is still referred to as "urban management."
"The name is so tacky, and the abbreviation is even weirder." This was Eliza's complaint.
"Humph, you don't understand. This name can ward off evil spirits! Three thousand cities can bring peace to the world. Everyone will be sad when they see it, and ghosts will hide away."
Under my insistence, the urban management brigade named after me became the most loyal minions in my hands.
The task given to them is very simple, which is to enforce the law by category. Those who are just causing trouble and causing trouble will be detained for a period of time in accordance with the law. If they are labeled as serious crimes by the "Innocent City", they will be the law enforcers on the scene, and if they are lurking in the city
What spies are, they are counterintelligence intelligence officers.
In order to strengthen the power of the new urban management, I specially selected a group of top combat forces from the four halls and one courtyard of the legal system of Sulfur Mountain City. With these golds, legendary spellcasters, and knights of justice, I don’t believe that anyone can change the world.
And precisely because in the Miracle Land of the Sleepless One, the legal profession will be greatly enhanced, more than half of the urban management knights I chose are from the legal profession.
But according to convention, in order to carry out rescue and rescue missions, the Holy Light profession should also have a certain ratio. Unfortunately, judging from the current formation, even the most basic configuration is far from enough.
Perhaps it should be said that the impact of expelling the branch of the Holy Church is indeed becoming more and more obvious.
Since it’s hard to find all-round elites, let’s find more talents who can do the job. In the end, after a careful selection, the entire urban management force actually has more than 70,000 people. It can be called urban management.
There is a large army, and each brigade has its own permanent jurisdiction. Today, only about 10,000 key personnel were mobilized to participate in the special operation.
This time, even if it is necessary to sort out the city's atmosphere, it is also a collective training to let me see the combat effectiveness of this new urban management team.
Soon, with the help of other urban management officials and "enthusiastic citizens", scenes of chases were staged in the streets and alleys.
"Brothers, you've gone too far to bully others. We have to fight with them to kill you?"
The new Broken Clothes Sword Demon obviously hasn't figured out the secrets of fighting the urban management yet. When he was about to charge, his brothers had disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye. He probably couldn't sprint on his own legs just yet.
surrendered.
"To put it bluntly, we haven't committed a serious crime. If we are caught, we will be imprisoned for a few days and fined. If we resist, we will be beaten to death."
The unlucky ones were picked out one by one, and the contraband was piled high. Soon I discovered that the square could not hold any more.
"Sixty boxes of medicines with unknown properties, most of which even the manufacturer doesn't know the effects of. Olivia, you can actually prepare medicines with unknown effects. You are really a genius."
Olivia is a master at improving and innovating pharmaceuticals, but a successful improvement often means the accumulation of hundreds of failures. As drug operators, they step on the boundary to deal with failed products and sell them under a new name.
, the cost has been recovered.
I have heard about the crazy alchemist potion. After drinking it, the effect is completely random, but it is often extremely powerful and extremely cheap. Many adventurers have bought some as a life-threatening potion in times of despair. There once was a
The guy drank a bottle and spit out a mouthful of dragon breath.
"Haha, actually I'm not as good as you say."
Looking at this ace alchemist Olivia trying her best to pretend to be a silly big girl, I also laughed.
"Haha, if you drink it, I won't hold you responsible. Otherwise, according to the new laws and regulations, you will be fined ten times the value of the goods... Digging, you actually drank it."
I underestimated the goblin's obsession with gold coins. Before I finished speaking, Silver Hook had already pounced on the medicine box, and his apprentice who was better than his master was still pulling him hard.
"Stop drinking, teacher, failure will kill you if you drink too much!"
"My money is my life. If I don't drink, I will definitely lose my life. If I drink, I may save my life!"
Looking at the goblin great alchemist, who is green on one side and white on the other, I am once again amazed by the unlimited power of goblins. Although I know that this medicine will probably not kill people (they dare not sell it if it can kill people), but what will it become after drinking it?
I really don't know.
"Come on, half for you and half for me!"
"Wait...Gulu!"
, thinking that drinking alone is not as good as drinking with two people, he actually dragged his apprentice to drink it together.
Various potions were poured into the girl's mouth. This time, it was the alchemist's turn to enjoy the products of his whims.
"The transformation potion, the clone potion, the cunning fox's wisdom potion, and the wolf transformation potion are all improved versions with added ingredients. Tsk, tsk, tsk, maybe it's possible to turn into a giant fox with nine tails."
Although I plan to negotiate a deal with them and have a large order to be entrusted to Olivia's workshop, I am not in a hurry and let these guys learn a lesson first. Otherwise, who knows what they can do in the future.
.
"Fortunately I didn't choose to be an alchemist back then."
My little knight's squire, Catherine, watched her senior sister turn red and green all of a sudden. Then she had two more rabbit ears, then a fox tail, then she became furry, and then she started to fall off again.
Mao couldn't help but feel a little scared.
She was lucky that she finally chose to become a knight, otherwise, she would have become a member of Olivia's team.
And my next goal is the focus of this trend cleanup. Those damn bastard painters and unscrupulous booksellers, and even the sages have started collecting bad books. This unhealthy trend must be stopped.
I flipped through the stacks of books, picked one, opened it, and read two...
"Pop." Then I closed it directly.
“Is it fun to draw two men hugging each other?”
"It's not interesting. But it's very profitable." The tall and muscular man named Tam didn't look like a bad bookseller at all, but he was indeed the largest wholesaler of bad books in the local area. At this time, facing my pressure
and asked questions, but looked very calm.
"Are there any other types, such as normal ones..."
"Yes, but not many. These are our main amateur businesses."
I'm a little surprised. Normally, men also buy books. Why would they sell this kind of book specifically?
"This is not a year of disaster. If men have needs, they will find ways to solve them. Drinking flower wine or something is not a crime. Besides, the consumption power of otakus is not as high as that of rotten girls. Many ladies of the world don't look at them.
The above article is as quiet as a lady's. To buy this kind of book, you have to buy it from one bookshelf to another, which is much more than a man would be willing to give up."
"Look, I'm not selling goods, I'm selling dreams. Everyone has their own needs. They
Suddenly, Tam showed a lewd smile.
"If you wish, I also have a special version here. Both male and female protagonists can be ordered, brothers, father and son, sisters, brother and sister... Judging from your expression, don't you like the special one, blond lolita, **
Sister Yu......"
He silently put down the book, clapped his hands, and then everyone around threw torches towards the pile of books.
"My dream to conquer the world with my little yellow book! My children, you murderers!"
Although the content of Tam's roar was a bit strange, many people around him understood the man's words and the blood and tears that came from the bottom of his heart.
"Turns out he is another gentleman (pervert), I need to keep an eye on him from now on."
Humph, do I seem like someone who can be bribed so easily? If I must bribe, it must be done in private. At this time, everyone is staring at me. If I nod, wouldn’t it be clear that I am also a pervert? Besides, I
What is your status? If you want to get books, do you still need a bookseller?
So, I started the contact device.
"Adam, have you got it?"
"Well, there are a lot of treasures in stock. I threw all the female items to the city management and asked them to bring them over and burn them. We each took half of the male items."
"I'm seven and you're three, otherwise I'll tell Margaret. By the way, let me pick first."
"You bastard, I, I..."
No matter how he complained and threatened, I just replied to him, "Tell Margaret", and Adam had no choice but to give in. With the advantage of an unmarried person over a married person and a henpecked person, I successfully won this game.
The treasures I seized soon belonged to me, and I felt much better.
But before he had been happy for a few minutes, Adam's exclamation suddenly came from the other side.
"Margaret, Eliza, how do you know..."
Okay, needless to say the rest. Just hearing these two names, I knew that Adam had screwed up again. Either his whereabouts had been tracked, or someone had reported him. In order to avoid getting burned, I immediately
Cut off the contact between the two parties.
"Next!"
Thinking of the treasures that were destined to be separated forever before I even got them, my inexplicable resentment made me roar from the bottom of my heart.
But this time my opponent gave me a bit of a headache.
Black hooded robes, sickles, wooden crosses, and blazing torches. Isn't this the standard configuration of the Torch Festival parade? The symbol "fff" on the back of the black robe says it all.
"Your Highness, this is the fff group, a cult organization that we have just sealed off. They plan to launch a terrorist attack codenamed 'Long live the bachelor, go to the doggy couple' and carry out indiscriminate attacks on lovers at the Peace Day Festival."
"No, it's not indiscriminate. Our FFF group attacks bad men and women, never true love!"
"What is the difference between true love and doggy men and women? Do you know the difference clearly?"
"The ugly and scary female companion is true love, and the pretty one is a bitch!"
Well, this uniform roar echoed throughout the sky, and their straightforwardness made me lose the courage to defend them. The glaring eyes of each one showed that they really thought so.
Yes, it was them. Not one of them was caught in front of them. There were more than thirty FFF backbones in black robes sitting together. They were all super cult organizations. It was said that this was a backbone meeting, and members were all over Difen.
De, should I be proud that I created this weird society by myself?
"Even if you execute us, the torch of jihad will not be extinguished!"
"Our war is never-ending. Valentine's Day is a barbecue day, Chinese Valentine's Day is a jihad day, Singles' Day is a day for men and women to die, and Christmas at the end of the year is the day of final battle. Our members come from all over the world!"
"Maybe the short-term victory belongs to you, but the eternal glory belongs to the fff group. If you kill me, there will be others after you."
"Idiot! Our cause is just!"
Looking at these brave warriors who sacrificed their lives generously, not only did my eyes well up with tears, I wanted to just let them go, but the sword-like eyes behind me hurt me, and I was afraid that I couldn't do it without punishment.
So, I tried hard to think of a way to prevent them from being physically harmed and get a punishment that satisfies others.
"Tie them up in the woods of Arya Park, well, it's the dating mecca known as the Love Park, and then find a few couples to show off their love in front of them, so they can only watch..."
"Kill me!"
"There are actually such terrible punishments in this world, you devil!"
Hey, actually I am really a good person, why don’t everyone understand me.
[Achievement Unlocked: King of Black Heart…]
"Shut up!"
ps:
Well, it's the beginning of the month, so I need some guaranteed monthly passes.
