There is a bit of anger on the girl's delicate face, and under the sword-shaped eyebrows are heroic pupils. Those sapphire-like eyes and baby-like pink skin are the most perfect match. Just looking at her painting-like scenery can make her
Let your mind calm down.
The twelve or thirteen-year-old girl has no obvious curves, and her slender ponytail adds a bit of boyishness to her. She stands tall and straight with strong legs. It seems that she has really received combat training. Her military aura makes her look unremarkable.
As weak as he appears on the outside.
The long sword on the waist of the pink armor is inlaid with gems and patterns. It is obviously valuable, but the rapier, which is exquisite enough to be a work of art, is obviously not suitable for use on the battlefield. There are also two nondescript battle flags on the back.
At that time, she was dressed in gorgeous clothes, but her mouth was pouted and her face was full of dissatisfaction.
"Pfft, Roland, it really suits you. Your beautiful Princess Peach. Hahaha!"
"The same goes for you. This dress suits you so well. Maid Yanini."
At this time, Adam was wearing a black and white maid uniform with a golden wig. The skirt of the maid uniform seemed to cover his thick thighs, but it was impossible to completely cover up his tall and thick appearance, and the heavy and crude make-up obviously made him look worse.
He has become a buffoon. "You're about to go on stage. If your costume is ruined, just use your real names and perform with your true colors."
The two of them looked at each other. There was a wry smile on their faces, and they felt discouraged all of a sudden. They were both unlucky guys who were put on fire. What else could they earn? Isn't it fun to laugh at fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps?
"At least I'm better than you. You can tell I'm a man playing prank just by looking at me."
Well, it seems that some people still find it interesting. They are obviously wearing lipstick and bulging their biceps in a maid uniform, showing off their muscles to show off their so-called masculinity.
"Well. Be careful if you are recognized, it will be more interesting. Tomorrow's top news '!'"
"Then let's die together! I will say that the star of 'Princess Peach's Adventures in Another Dimension' is you, Roland!"
"Heh. Do you think anyone will believe it?"
"Ha, do you think anyone would believe me when I look like this?"
The moment I looked in the mirror just now, I was frightened by the beauty inside. But now that I said this, my heart was bleeding.
What we see in front of us is the square outside the Diefende Grand Theater. In order to welcome the Peace Day celebrations, the royal family will hold a large-scale fantasy drama "Princess Peach's Adventures in Another Dimension" here. Any citizen can watch it for free. After the news came out, there were many people who lacked
The entertainment locals are very tempting. In just three or four hours, the square is already full of audiences. "Why am I the heroine, and this guy is just a background and a supporting role! He has no lines at all. This difference in treatment is too obvious."
Already."
"That's because we are punishing him instead of punishing the audience. Look at what he looks like... As for you. That's because you are the main culprit as always. Also, don't think about things in the earth elemental plane.
No one knows, do you think that if you don't go home these days, you can let me slowly calm down? Let's perform well, otherwise... Haha, you understand."
Eliza's sneer was in her ears, and her behavior was even more malicious because she was the author of this drama. I'm afraid she was ready for revenge, and she even despicably hijacked
hostage.
"Oh. No! Please let those children go! They are innocent!"…
"It depends on your performance. Huh, I really don't know how men like that kind of thing. It's obviously just fake..."
"No, that is not a false product, that is real art. It is a perfect art that comes from life and is higher than reality. It is a treasure that countless male compatriots dream of. Do you know how much energy I spent to get them?
It is my savings for more than a hundred years, it is the painstaking work of countless masters from different eras, and it is the only art treasure in the world!"
Hearing this, Adam was also shocked.
"...No wonder it looks so familiar. The last time you shared with me 'The Lecherous Earl and His Thirty-six Concubines', could it be a masterpiece by the classical landscape painting master from 170 years ago? His style is too
It’s so unique, he actually painted figures? Or comic strips!”
"You still know your stuff. Back then, I spent more than two months trying to get rid of the bandits who threatened him. In recognition of my hard work, he agreed to make an exception for me. How about that? That's great!"
"It's more than praise! It's simply invincible! I really didn't expect that the thick ink artistic conception of landscape painting would have such a good effect on a beautiful woman. It actually used a flat surface to create the effect of a real person, so lifelike! Margaret is him
You are a loyal fan and have two treasures in your home. If she knows that you actually asked the master to paint these...for the sake of these children, you must not let her know!"
"Huh, art should serve real life. It's a disease to say that one has high-quality music and few original works. It's obvious that the creation is divorced from life and no one likes it, but you still scold the audience for poor appreciation. It's not a worm in the head."
"I always feel like you've hacked something inexplicably... Is this how you got all those special products?"
"Of course, each book is a super treasure that has passed the test of time. It is the crystallization of the lifelong talents of those masters. It is the result of my countless efforts."
"Roland, you are a real man!"
Adam ignored the fuss and looked at Eliza in a flattering manner, hoping that she would see these as irredeemable masterpieces in the history of art and open her eyes.
"Please let these children go. They are more important than my life. If anything happens, just come at me."
But the devil girl smiled, her smile was sweet but also cold.
"...A work of art? Something more important than life? You really deserve to be single for the rest of your life."
Then Eliza turned around and left angrily. But the threat remained.
"Want those things back? Yes, it depends on the level of performance you are waiting for. This is a script I wrote specifically for you, so enjoy it."
"That year. The Great Demon King of Sabah from the Ghost Island swept across the world with his ghost soldiers, and our hero, Princess Peach, was determined to drive away the Demon King and embark on a journey alone..."
Even though I was full of uneasiness, the narration on the stage and the applause of the audience urged me that it was time to go on stage.
Finally, I reviewed the lines. It seems to be a magical modified version of "The Legend of Momotaro". It was the fairy tale I told Eliza the most when I was a child. The lines are not out of place. No one should take the initiative to destroy their childhood.
, thinking of this, I felt a little relieved.
"Wow. What a beautiful little sister!"
"...a bit like Princess Renee, but younger than her. Are you her distant relative?"
Taking a deep breath, ignoring the distractions in front of him, he drew out the decorative sword and read out the lines he had prepared.
"Hey, the Saba Demon King is too powerful. I can't defeat him by myself. Are there no other warriors willing to help me?"
"...As long as you give me the colorful flag, I am willing to become your subordinate and fight against the devil with you!"
Here we go, according to the development of the plot. Princess Peach will collect three subordinates: monkey, dog, and chicken. It seems that Eliza has not messed around yet. The first "monkey" should appear here.
I sighed and turned to look at the place where the sound came from.
"puff!"
It was a tall figure that even blocked the sunlight above my head. All I could see in front of me was the golden muscles that exuded a greasy brilliance.
That was a super strong man wearing only a thong. He performed bodybuilding moves one by one, and his shining muscles were evaporating with sweat in the sun. It made people feel hot just looking at him. At this time, his delicate face was still blushing with fascination.
.
"I'm so happy to be able to play opposite my father, Oma, Oma, Oma!"
The strong man with a strong back and strong features and beautiful features couldn't help but growl in excitement, and the muscles all over his body could not help but twitch in disgust. I silently took two steps back and drew my sword again.
"hehe."
Yes, the person in front of me is a pervert no matter how I look at it. He is the most powerful person in the Siro Empire. I did invite him to attend the celebration, but I didn’t expect that he would give me a “surprise” as soon as he came.
Omar has a monkey tail on the back of his pants and wears a strange monkey-eared hat. It seems that he is the "monkey general" in this scene.
"Ah! What is that!"
"Mom, there is Superman!"
"Baby, be good, don't point at him, he's not a superman, he's a pervert. If you encounter him on the street in the future, remember to call the city management."
"...I'm blind! Sure enough, there are no good products for free? Is it too late to retreat now?"
Just Omar's appearance, just the huge contrast created by the beautiful boy's face under the strong muscles, made everyone below wailing.
I almost understand. Maybe the plot is normal and the lines are normal, but if the actors are a group of gentlemen, then the drama is beyond common sense from the beginning.
But at this point, we are already riding a tiger and it’s hard to get off, so let’s just continue acting like this.
So, a few minutes later, I was not surprised at all when I saw the Archdruid with wings and a beak.
"Is Feifei the magic chicken? Well, at least he remembered to wear clothes. There is still progress."
"No, father, look carefully. His 'clothes' and 'trousers' are made of feathers. They were made by himself. He deserves to be called A Ying. He is naked on the stage and is accepted by the world so naturally. He is worthy of being called Aying."
He is the super artistic master of Buffalo Pie!”
I almost feel a little bit about different people’s biases towards art, and I feel the same way Eliza felt when she heard what I said just now.
Reluctantly, as required by the plot, we took off our shirts and threw them to this 'chicken', and then we continued on our journey to defeat the devil.
"Gathering together two partners, Princess Peach fought fiercely with the evil spirits, but with just the three of them, their strength was still insufficient. And when they were most troubled, in a small village, she met
To my most loyal retainer..."
I nodded. Now that we have chickens and monkeys, the rest are naturally dogs. I hope that the guy who plays the role of "Hachiro the Loyal Dog" this time will not be too outrageous.
"...The Bull Demon King from another world!"
"puff!"
I still underestimated someone's desire for revenge. The expression on his face was full of awareness, and it ushered in a more deceptive development. The supreme bishop of the Church of the Law made a friendly appearance wearing a bronze mask. His appearance was the same as the other two, but fortunately he still remembered it.
Wearing briefs.
"pound!"
Three pairs of big hands were clasped together, and there were flames burning in the three pairs of big eyes, but all I could see was the shining flesh.
"brother!"
"Dude!"
"muscle!"
The three bases under the moon... The three brothers formed at this time. The fire of friendship was ignited among the three of them. The waving sweat carried the smell of youth. The people below had already begun to flee in despair and screams.
.Who is willing to watch a drama that requires risking one's life? At this point, everyone knows that the next development will be very fatal.
"Ahem."
I tried hard to suppress the urge to vomit blood. Since the performance has reached this point, no matter how deceptive it is, let's just finish it.
"Muscle bombing!"
A certain big man jumped up and used his chest muscles to bombard the poor Knight Rider.
"Bull Demon Hug!"
A naked mad cow hugged the two poor actor B and actor C. The two of them, who were almost suffocating, looked at me asking for help. But at this time, I just wanted to hide in the corner of the stage and tremble.
"Feather Projection!"
The "Magic Chicken Feifei" who threw his feathers to attack his opponent was partially naked again and smiled even more happily. However, his opponent happily rolled off the stage. As soon as he reached the audience, he began to celebrate his successful escape.
sky.
There are three gentlemen under this month who take action. What the hell, monsters, they are all killed instantly. The only side effect...
"The ghost brothers are so pitiful..."
"Three perverts are too strong, eh, so disgusting."
"Mr. D, the middle boss, surrender quickly. I can't blame you for not working hard. It's because your opponent is too outrageous."
"Asshole! Get rid of that ghost!"
Okay. The audience in the audience actually began to sympathize with the evil ghost army. Under the hard work of the three generals, without knowing it, Princess Peach and her three servants had become the evil side.
"Ya...Yanini, your end has come! Ha, do you think you can avoid my sharp eyes by pretending to be an ordinary village maid? Evil ghost army female spy, your identity"
Accompanied by the roar, I struck the corner with my sword, and the figure who was trying to reduce his presence was pulled out from the background.
"boom!"
The sword and the broom collided, but we were exchanging resentments with each other.
"It's clear that I don't have a part in the scene, but you actually changed the lines. It's enough for you to die on your own, why did you drag me out?"
"Want to survive alone? Don't even think about it!"
Well, the "Princess Peach" and the "Maid Spy" on the stage competed with each other in their long-lost sword skills. The chicken, monkey and cow trio continued to bully the poor demons, but the audience below became inexplicably excited.
"What a great swordsmanship!"
“Although I can’t understand it, it seems very powerful and interesting!”
"Come on! Ghost Army, kill those three perverts!"
"Maid, don't lose!"
But in the midst of the chaos, the plot once again took a new turn. The villain *oss, the Ghost Prince of Sabah, appeared on the stage. As soon as he opened his mouth, the whole world became peaceful.
"Ah, as a pacifist, it is really sad to see the scene in front of me. By the way, I have the attention to solve all this... My lovely Princess Peach, please marry me, I
It will make you happy. As long as we become one family, there will be no more disputes in the world."
"Eliza! What did you just do!"
Watching Eliza with the devil's horns appear on stage in a prince costume, and the way she bowed to propose marriage made me shiver with fear.
"I......"
My mind has gone blank. Director, what on earth is going on with this script?
What should I do next? Should I agree? Or should I go to war according to the plot? Oh my god, it’s not written in the lines.
"No, Princess Peach belongs to my necrophiliac prince!"
Well, the sudden arrival of the pumpkin car brought a new whirlwind, and the appearance of Prince Amyra in evening dress aroused countless exclamations, and when she also half-kneeled to propose marriage, the words on her shoulders
The black cat was already rolling around with laughter.
"No. Sister Peach belongs to my Princess Apple! As long as there is true love, even if we are biological sisters, what does it matter!"
"Renee! You damn girl, why are you here to join in the fun!"
