At this time, it was already noon on the second day of the celebration, and the activities for the next day were already scheduled, but I had just woken up.
After playing last night, I was dragged into drinking by Xiao Hong, Adam and the others. As a result, they made a fuss all night long. As a result of being drunk and staying up all night, my head hurts terribly now.
But unfortunately, as the planner of the celebration, the files in the office had accumulated like a mountain, but I finally failed to escape and was caught by Eliza.
The float parade that was more despised than anyone else was over. The winner was the random group sent by the Ciro Empire. Their muscular opera and the sound of death ensemble killed everyone in the audience instantly. By the time they reached the finish line,
, the float has turned into a moving mountain of gravel, and no one can be seen.
"So many people like my singing. Sure enough, art does not distinguish between races and national boundaries. It was indeed my stage fright that led to my poor performance last time. Well, let's hold a performance in the square next week."
"It's really, really, so enthusiastic! I, I, I am so moved, I have decided that every day when I am in Difende, Omar Fitness Classroom will be open for free. Anyone who wants to learn fitness and square dancing from me will come tomorrow morning
Come early at six o'clock and go to Peace Day Square."
When the news came out, in just one afternoon, house prices and rents around the square fell by one-third. It seems that square dancing and street singers are disturbing the residents, no matter what the incident is.
After that, the complaints received piled up, "Stop that evil banshee howl, ah ah ah, my head is gone", "Ah ah ah, my krypton gold dog eyes are blind, they are all blind."
, "Burn bitches to death, but true love doesn't! This is simply
They are a perfect match. Let's be honest. Match them together quickly. Don't let them come out to harm other people." "Chop off your hands, I want to chop off your hands!" It looks like something strange has been mixed in.
Well, let’s not go into details.
Although there are a lot of complaints, there are also some interesting returns: "What an interesting undead uncle. He can also fly high (throw it up and then follow it up. With Omar's arm strength, it is not difficult to fly dozens of meters high).
, but according to reports, many parents of children were frightened and paralyzed)", "So
Some scales are not in tune. For the first time, I feel ashamed to be an elf. Can you please ask the undead king not to ruin the reputation of the elf for being good at singing?", "It's very interesting. I hope to hold this kind of thing again next year.
activities. I’m already thinking about next year’s float.”
Although there are many complaints, it is not all without benefit. At least the high-level undead retain their shortcomings and personal emotions, which adds a little more humanity and shortens the distance between the two parties.
But at this time, I have no time to deal with these things. New troubles are already in front of me.
"Due to someone's arbitrary actions, more than 20 events such as the Death Crown Playground and the Big Belly King Competition were added at once. In addition, the crowds exceeded expectations, and the scale of various activities in the celebration ceremony was far beyond expectations. The result is today
It was only noon the next day, and our finances already had a huge deficit."
"The expected overspending is 1.2 million gold coins. If you can't find a solution as soon as possible, I'm afraid you will have to use the city construction project funds next spring or the salaries of royal employees... I personally suggest that you shorten the celebration program. This is fundamental.
Ways to solve problems!”
Ah, that's such a familiar cold eyebrow, and the downward gaze under the gold-rimmed glasses seems to be able to speak: "That's enough, don't come up with any new shows. This birthday party is already annoying enough. Let's take a rest."
Rest."
Well, it turns out that Eliza has said it directly. Although what she said seems to make sense,
"It's well said, but it's meaningless! Don't even think about it! No one can stop my vacation. This time the program has been scheduled until next month!"
I gritted my teeth and insisted on my opinion, waiting for Eliza's fierce rebuttal, but suddenly, the demon girl pushed up her glasses, the iceberg thawed, exited the "Ghost Granny Mode", and actually nodded.
"Okay, then let's find a solution together. At least clarify the celebration's recent funding model first."
"Why are you so talkative all of a sudden? Is there a conspiracy? By the way, I'm not immortal now. Let's forget about exploding toilets and shoe cabinet cutting machines."
I won't be fooled again. Every time before Eliza gets angry, she will suddenly become more harmonious to lower my vigilance. But the more gentle she is, the more deadly her subsequent revenge will be.
Hearing this, Eliza fell silent and looked at me silently for a long time, which made me feel a little hairy before she continued.
"It seems that I can't blame you entirely for some things. I seem to have gone too far. No, since you taught me, it's still your fault. It's all your fault. But this time, don't worry, I
I don’t have any additional plans, well, not yet.”
Eliza shook her head. She seemed hesitant.
"I'm sorry. I don't know where I offended you, but it's all my fault! Please let go of the children who are still being bullied by you."
Since they were not directly causing trouble for me, they would definitely come back with revenge elsewhere. Thinking of my treasures that were still in the clutches of the devil, I immediately and decisively chose to surrender.
"No, it seems that I need to reflect. Now I finally think about it. In the past, you would run out alone to play pranks at this time of year, and then go home alone in the middle of the night. You would still find trouble when you came back. It turns out that this is how you celebrate your birthday.
Is it so lonely to make other people unhappy in exchange for your own short-term happiness? I was negligent before, I'm really sorry."
"Ah ah ah. It's nothing like that. Don't apologize, and don't look at me with such sympathy. I'm not a lonely old man who was disliked and forgot his birthday! I won't light birthday candles and eat birthday cake by myself.
Let alone everyone forget my birthday and find someone to vent their anger on."
This time, it was Eliza's turn to look surprised. After a casual guess, it turned out to be true.
"It turns out it's true. It's so childish."
"You lied to me!"
There is quite a bit of confusion right now, and when we calm down, we will get down to business. Lack of money is a big problem...
"How about you try to go to the Holy Church to extort some money. After all, their boss and I are also allies, and I was given a saint title. It shouldn't be difficult to exchange for some money."
"Whether you really don't know or you are lying, your reputation among the clergy has reached a certain level. If you just find a Holy Light Church and say that Roland is here, there will be more than a dozen priests and paladins jumping out.
Beat him up. Besides, your great deed of rejecting the title of saint of the Holy Church has been spread throughout the city. Most people say that you don’t know how to live or die, and you don’t know how to promote. Such a good opportunity has been wasted."
Eliza said and nodded with satisfaction. Obviously Eliza herself is one of the majority. If she had the title of saint, many things would be much easier. But obviously Roland is still relatively calm most of the time.
If you encounter the Holy Church, your mind will immediately overheat. Once a decision is made, it will be difficult to take it back.
Things in the past are meaningless. Let’s look forward, so Eliza said.
"But some people admire your courage and dare to bring shame on the Holy Church. At this time, you turn around and look for them? Are you going to bow your head and admit your mistake or continue to provoke? If it is the former, we all know your completely shameless habit.
I understand, please don’t refresh the lower limit anymore. If it’s the latter, it’s better to just start a war, so you’re not going to cause trouble.”
I opened my mouth, but didn't say anything in the end. If I could exchange money by lowering my head, it wouldn't hurt to do it, but based on my understanding of my ability to ridicule, if it comes to my door, no matter what I originally planned to do, 99% of it will change.
become the latter.
"Is your arms deal successful? Isn't it very successful?"
"The auction is not a temporary thing. If you don't work up your appetite, how can you sell for a good price? Their spies should be active all over the city now. When they finally get some clues and find nothing, it's time for us to bid.
.”
"Aren't you afraid that they will actually get your hands on your technology?"
"That's basically impossible. I asked Best to personally guard the technical staff area. All entry and exit personnel must be approved. Outsiders cannot enter at all. And if I want to find the physical object, I can't find it. How could they find it?
.”
It’s not that I don’t want to show off new magical mechanical products in the military parade, but in the last war, basically all the finished products were lost. Those Roland Titans were all destroyed. The final explosion was very dazzling. Leeroy also exploded, killing many of them.
The lack of orcs and the fact that the small aerospace boat didn't come back should be said to be the product of goblin interference. It all seemed to end in an explosion.
"Next time, don't install a self-destruct button. I feel that as long as I design this thing, it will be used sooner or later. It's like saying before going to the battlefield, 'Although the opponent is very strong, at least I am sure that we will die together'. It is very unlucky." said
The person who said this sentence immediately changed from a supporting role to cannon fodder, and most likely could only blow himself up."
The more I talked, the more I felt, and it seemed that I had touched the truth.
"There is only one truth. I simply wanted to shout this line. Okay, let's be serious, let's analyze it from the perspective of the state of mind. There is a red button placed in front of you every day, and there is an arrow on it to remind you.
Don’t press it, but the more you don’t let me press it, the more you want to press it. Finally, even if there is no chance and you can’t bear the temptation, you press it, press it with both hands, or press it with both hands.”
"Please don't compare your habitual meanness with those warriors who sacrifice their lives for righteousness. If the engineers and drivers who are working overtime hear this, they will definitely go on strike collectively. At that time, you will have to raise wages to retain people, troublesome
Dead. By the way, my salary? I seem to have never received a salary from you."
A good boss should be used to pretending to be stupid about unimportant things, or at least be used to ignoring the complaints and emotions of his subordinates. So, I took a sip of tea and looked outside.
"Eliza, the black tea is getting better and better. The weather is really nice today."
"Thank you for the compliment, but that was the green tea specially prepared for you, and the weather is not good at all. It is raining and snowing outside. Even if it is perfunctory, please be more sincere."
We know that since we can't solve it now, let's let it go for now.
"Oh oh oh, I remembered. Adam said he was going to play tennis today. It should be almost time, so we should leave as soon as possible."
"Is it that murderous tennis tournament where you have already arranged a partner? I heard that your partner is a beauty who admires you. She also said that her measurements are 110, 80, and 100, and she is tall and far better than me, the end of the line, in every aspect.
flat"
Well, I vaguely understood why I was dragged off the bed in the morning. The familiar cold light in the eyes obviously showed that someone was on the verge of going berserk.
"Ahem, don't talk nonsense! How could it be? I'm a good person, how could it be possible that who is spreading rumors? He is definitely a bastard who likes to lie."
"Well, you bastard, you drank too much yesterday and you braged to me for half the night. Don't you remember it at all? Roland, you are so lucky."
I opened my mouth, but thinking about the description Adam gave me yesterday, how could I let go of such a good opportunity? So, the next moment, I stood up suddenly, drank the black tea in one gulp, turned around and ran away, even if I must die, I still can't.
You have to play enough before you die!
"I'm out. You don't have to wait for me to eat tonight."
I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw Eliza didn't follow me, but Eliza behind me was already sneering.
"Hmph, I didn't wake up as expected. I drank enough yesterday, and I'm so stupid that I dared to believe Adam's words. Just cheat each other until death."
And soon, on the newly built special stadium, I also met the legendary beauty.
"Adam, is this the beauty you are talking about?"
"Of course, look at that face, oval face, small red lips, delicate and picturesque, of course she is a beauty."
",Tall?"
"Of course, look at the curves, the bulging forward and backward, and the muscles, full of elasticity. They are so perfect that they have no friends. Look, those super bulging chest muscles are simply a perfect figure that can only be found in sculptures."
Okay, I almost understand. This time I was tricked by this guy again. Xiaohong on the side was already bent over with laughter, and even Margaret looked at me with a half-smile.
"Just keep making it up. Do you admire me?"
"Of course, what son doesn't respect his father? Well, I forgot to tell you that it was him and not her."
Yes, the "beautiful" ball partner in front of him is Ciro's current king, but at this time, he is wearing a rather ridiculous white short skirt and is tapping the racket curiously.
He was very happy to see me coming, but then he calmed down.
"Father, I have long wanted to find an opportunity to talk to you alone. It can't help but be about Silla's affairs, and there is also news about the plane of death." (To be continued...)
