The sun shines in the hall, and a long table has been filled with a sumptuous breakfast. However, in the empty hall, only a speed-dating "couple" is dining.
In order to curry favor with the great noble Caroline, Lord Samuel directly gave up his mansion, and he and his family temporarily moved out to live there, which also facilitated our movements.
"black tea."
"Um, um, here."
"Butter bread over there, thank you."
"You're welcome, sister. Come on, open your mouth, ah...let Caroline feed you."
After I finished interrogating Rex, it was already breakfast time, and as soon as I walked to the hall downstairs, I saw two green-haired ladies feeding each other.
I found a chair and sat down, rang the bell to call the waiter, ordered the food, and poured the wine. I just wanted to enjoy the delicious food after a busy night, and then I raised my glass, only to find that the wine leaked from my chin.
…….Okay, the waiter’s expression of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh is very unpleasant.
"Come, sister, come to the lipstick bar."
The intimate feeding over there escalated again. When the girl's red lips held a sip of wine and moved towards the other red lips. When the tips of the tongues met, the silver fluid dripped down and turned into connected silver threads. The magic hand had already
Stretching under the table, the plot seems to be developing towards the eighteenth ban.
"ah……"
She was obviously taking the initiative to attack, but in turn, she kissed him almost suffocatingly. She kept making trouble with her bad hands. Half a minute later, Caroline collapsed on the table with a blushing face. Her swan-like white skin was covered with strawberries and silver.
There was still an unbroken silver thread between the teeth and the red lips that fell on the table.
But here, as the winner, Lilith looked at me triumphantly, then picked up a small tomato with a fork, bit half of it herself, and stuffed the rest into the mouth of the newly acquired "captive".
, completed a new round of feeding.
"...Although the purpose of the fff group is that the same sex is cherished, and the opposite sex is only for reproduction, why are you looking at this pair? The raging anger in my chest has turned into a flame in my hand. In my shadow, countless black people
The man in the robe growled in my ear, 'Burn, burn, burn!'"
"touch!"
And just when I was about to turn my impulse into actual action, the pain on my phalanges called back my attention. As expected, the dead cat was lying there. I took back the sharp-enchanted kitten's teeth and was enjoying the sound I just made.
Come for breakfast!
"Dead cat! What are you doing?"
"...Don't act like a little virgin who has never tasted meat. You know how ugly it is. Okay, let me correct it. Okay, even if you are a 300-year-old virgin, don't act like it."
It’s so obvious, it’s really embarrassing.”
How could the dead cat understand the anger of our fff group? Just when I was glaring at her with blazing flames, the dead cat transformed into a mature blonde lady. She stretched out lazily like a cat, and actually dared to charge at her.
He winked at me.
"Do you want my sister to teach you? Although I generally prefer pure girls, Princess Peach should be more delicious."
Her blond hair like a waterfall has been spread on the ground, and her eyes are full of the intoxication of spring flowers and autumn moon. Her plump figure is clearly displayed in the stretching. She is obviously deliberately showing off her charm, but she is as elegant as a sage who is reading ancient scrolls. She is worthy of being praised as
The most beautiful race of golden elves.
At that moment, the two women at the other end of the table were shaken by the charming charm. Well, the orientations of these two women seemed to have deviated.
As for me? My heart is beating? Haha, dead cat! I already told you that whoever mentions Princess Peach will be in trouble! I said you are not allowed to become taller than me. I covered my head and said "Wu Yanx's head"
Roaring - "You are asking for death!"
"...Wait a minute, you can't do that. Even if you don't understand the style, it won't..."
From the soul contract, I already knew what was about to happen. But I couldn't say the rest. After a period of distortion, only a pink mace was left in place.
"Well, from today on, you will be the legendary magic weapon Pink Rabbit-chan. Let my enemies endure the humiliation of being killed by the Pink Rabbit."
"..."
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In a sense, Lich Rex can be regarded as a typical nerd. Although he is not as natural as Margaret to make his soul box into a soul bottle and place it in the middle of the room, but he puts his soul box into a soul bottle in the middle of the room.
It’s a wonderful flower to carry around with you.
"...The body must be in the same plane as the phylactery. I have just been in this plane for less than half a month, and I haven't had time to find a safe place to store the phylactery. I originally planned to find one during this trip...
"
"Oh, that's why you turned into the head of Wu Yanx."
"It's Gul'dan... the skull of Rex! No, there's no such thing as a skull, this is my head! I'm quite creative and highly concealed. No one would have thought that the phylactery could actually do this
If it looks like a skull, I can just find a cemetery and bury the head in it, and then put the head of the owner of the tomb on it, just change the head, and it'll be done in ten minutes."
"You definitely haven't been to the main plane for a long time, right? Or, you simply didn't become a lich in this plane."
I looked at him with pity. If he really did this, it would be 90% tragedy and 10% comedy, a comedy in other people's eyes.
"Huh? Sir, how can I say this? I did become a lich in the cold plane. Isn't this idea concealed enough?"
"A hundred and sixty years ago, if you could bear the smell of corpses, this would indeed be a good idea. But since the legendary novel "Tomb Robbers" has become a hit, the protagonist in it has embarked on a legendary journey by robbing tombs.
Eventually becoming the richest man in a country, the tomb robbing business attracted countless participants, and even
Even the rules and genres of the industry have been designated. After someone really dug up the ancient artifact, many powerful people would join the industry regardless of shame. A certain bad legendary mage who was obsessed with this industry even invented it.
Underground magic item detection skills, many poor and crazy mages do part-time jobs..."
The soul fire of Rex's Skull on his waist was constantly swaying, and he seemed to have guessed what would happen if he really did that.
"...The lich's phylactery is a rare commodity with no market price. In the brilliance of this magic, it is equal to a legendary item. Then, in half a month at most, your head will be dug out, or you will be treated as an unknown wonder.
The items are put on the market, or are sent to the Holy Church as cursed items for purification. So, congratulations, the most stupid and funniest lich in history was born."
Looking at the silence of Rex's skull, the wavering soul fire undoubtedly showed his fear. And my mood was much better, and the depression of being teased was swept away. Sure enough, when I was in a bad mood, I would
If you want to make others feel worse, look at their bitter faces and your own mood will improve.
But even though I was teasing like this, there was no one around.
Should I say that it was accidental and deliberate? Although things happened unexpectedly, my plan still went very smoothly. Emperor Bayer's imperial envoy and his entourage have been kidnapped by us, and because no human being is willing to live in the same house with the undead at night.
The night attack with the participation of only a few of us went smoothly and covertly, and was not known to outsiders.
Lich Rex only brought one death knight and one high-level abomination as his bodyguards. The others were low-level undead that were temporarily summoned. The death knight first suffered a tragic defeat that night, and then when he was attacked and attacked,
The "black-haired female ranger" at the front had a fierce collision.
The result? It took Cohen and Yawen half an hour to put the scattered parts together. But he still transferred to the "Headless Horseman"... fragments.
Xiaohong's punch even partially transformed into a dragon shape, and the punch was accompanied by a dragon roar. It was obvious that he had no intention of showing any mercy, and then his opponent was shattered to pieces without any suspense. It was very difficult to even fight.
In the eyes, this just shows that after being chased for a night, Xiaohong has accumulated a lot of pressure (are you sure it is not caused by your scandalous history?). But being able to wrestle with the ancient dragon, that unlucky guy can also be considered.
He died unjustly.
As for that abomination... Due to the foul smell and appearance of the corpse monster, it was highly disgusted by the duke's daughter, so it was left outside the lord's mansion to guard the door. When it received the master's order and finally rushed back, it happened to be beaten by the unscrupulous one.
Xiaohong disassembled it smoothly. That small mouthful of dragon breath also took away a stable.
And Caroline's human guards are even simpler. According to our standards, a middle-aged knight commander who is barely gold-level makes people feel shabby. He and his rookie guards didn't even notice that they were waiting for them as before.
Usually when I go out for morning exercises, everything is already over.
But this is not a legendary underground world. In an ordinary human country, it is already remarkable for a noble eldest daughter to have a gold-level "master" as a guard. This is because of the temporary deployment for this trip.
As for the security issue? The leader of the top mercenary group in the Kingdom of Largos is only at the gold level. Not to mention that the gold level knight commander brought a few silvers to sweep through the relatively safe Bayer Empire. When I
When she learned that these temporary guards had a purely employment relationship with Caroline, she simply asked Caroline to dismiss them.
It just so happened that the captain of the high knight drank a few more drinks yesterday under the enthusiastic persuasion of the local nobles. When he saw that the daughter of the Duke seemed to have grown a little taller today, he thought he was deceived.
Or maybe my alcohol level was really high yesterday, and when I received three months’ salary all at once, I smiled like a middle-aged man who got my year-end bonus, and couldn’t help but say thank you with joy.
What he did after that was quite simple. Although there were some differences from the original plan (such as the speed and extent of the surrender of a certain Duke's daughter), well, it must be admitted that thanks to the excellent "persuasion ability" of a certain female vampire, some people were
With the help of the kidnappers, our plan was more successful than expected.
But no matter how obedient and weird Caroline behaves, I still can't trust her. How could a duke's eldest daughter give in so easily? If she reports to the official or the lord for help, we will be in big trouble.
Therefore, we still follow the original plan. Caroline will be disguised by Lilith, but she has a maid with a somewhat similar appearance, and I will still disguise myself as Lich Rex. With the help of the Lich Skull on my waist, I should be able to To make it look real, I even summoned my own knights and abominations to make it more realistic.
"Abba, Adang wants to eat meat!"
"Be patient! By the way, you can fill up the abomination at the door first, but don't let anyone see you eating."
In a sense, the beast king hunter who "carries many acres of land with him" inspired me. If his mental world can be filled with people, my frozen soil in winter may not be able to do it. However, after testing, due to the rules of cold winter It lasts forever. Ordinary materials are easily damaged. Probably no life can survive in that lifeless world of ice and snow.
But if the living thing is not good, the deceased should be fine.
So, after the experiment was completely successful, I installed a lot of low-level undead cannon fodder in it. However, it would be a bit wasteful to bring only some cannon fodder with such a powerful ability. Considering the trouble I may encounter during this trip, I still I plan to grab some high-level combat power that can do the job.
So, I asked Ciro to borrow Adam, and as a result, I got some uninvited gifts.
"Your Majesty, this armor is full of seams and is stuck with glue. How can I put it on?"
Like other top undead, Ghoul King Dikas is in human form most of the time, and has enough death power. It is not difficult to put on the armor of a death knight and disguise himself as an ordinary death knight.
But the problem now is that Xiaohong was too cruel. It took a lot of time to put the armor back together, and it was obviously impossible to wear it.
"Go find a blacksmith to mend it yourself, or just use paper clips to pin it up. You don't even know how much effort it took Xiao Cohen to collect the pieces, so stop complaining. Also, you are the one complaining inside. You're bored and want to come out for some air. If you complain again, I'll throw you back and I'll replace you with someone else."
Hearing this, Dicas, who was known as the mad dog on the battlefield, shuddered. He was not worried about the low temperature of the ice and snow world, nor was it because he said he was bored and wanted to come out for some air. That was just an excuse.
"Actually, I'm not bored at all. Understanding the rules of that world has benefited me a lot. It's just that Gloria is too bored in there, so she sings..."
Well, I almost shed tears of sympathy, considering that if we really change the person, maybe she will sing happily when she comes out, and then it will be our turn to be unlucky.
I was also very speechless. I obviously only wanted Adam, but in the end I ended up hooking up with the other two Four Heavenly Kings. It seemed that they were free enough (Reinhardt: I delegated all the work to me. Is it OK? ?)
Of course, it's not enough to have only undead in a team. Soon, we will "accidentally encounter" a group of foreign businessmen outside the city. Then, after a strange combination of circumstances, there will be new guards and attendants, and the businessmen will also... Appreciated by the nobles of the capital, and with the help of a certain great lord, he obtained a pass to return to his homeland.
The rest was even simpler. I just went on the cruise as planned, and then at a certain point of departure, the nature of the "Caroline" tour became apparent. I went to Victoria Harbor to see the sea under the leadership of the lich "Rex".
Naturally, these arrangements will not be impeccable, but as long as we can cope with the current situation, it is enough. By the time everything is exposed, we should have left long ago, or we can go as far as we can before finally encountering an obstacle that makes us unable to go forward.
Far.
And when we walked out of the lord's mansion that had just been robbed, and headed towards the next noble territory, we saw Samuel, who was furious and angry yesterday, saying goodbye to Lilith with a face full of hospitality, and there were still chicken bones left on his neck.
The knife marks made me almost laugh out loud.
"Gul'dan... Rex, I'm not sure there are more ridiculous ways to die in this world than yours."
ps:
Well, the free Lich author's new book, League of Legends Coupon Summons, is going to be on the shelves. Readers who like it can check it out.
