Three hundred and sixtieth chapters pumping pumping
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"By the way, Roland, why haven't you won any draws recently?"
After becoming Roland's binding equipment, Heloise also got some benefits. She was very curious about the system hidden in Roland's body. The ability to distort cause and effect was simply incredible. In a sense, as long as it was used well
, the decision is ridiculously strong.
"...I smoked, and it was a failure."
"Then why haven't I heard you say that?"
Heloise was very surprised. Based on her understanding of Roland, if there was any benefit, he would probably not hide it. Since he did not show off his good luck, the result...
"...Well, needless to say, the result is that the last ten draws in a row were five blue, four purple and one orange."
"That's right, why haven't I heard you say that?"
Heloise has recently been able to understand Roland's messy terminology. Blue is elite level, purple is epic level, orange is legendary level. Six out of ten draws are epic level or above, which should be pretty good.
"Let's not even mention the five excellent grades for now. Although they are not the best, they are at least passable and somewhat helpful."
"......Then the epic level should be better."
"Well, I was so happy when I drew the first one. It was "Master Kui's Hand-to-Hand Combat Manual (Part 1)"."
"Master Kui? Who is that?"
"A ruthless character who kills demons and dragons. If I have to use an analogy, he is probably the great sword master of ancient times."
"Are you so unhappy then?"
"I flipped through it. It was indeed that person. He killed the ancient war god, killed the nine-headed dragon alone, and fought with a huge stone monster. His heroic deeds are in the first volume. He swept all the way. It was amazing. I checked it out.
, there were such ruthless people in ancient times."
"...Then why are you unhappy?"
"The first volume is so thick that it can be used as a tile, but it only contains his heroic deeds. For me, it can only be used as a game guide...a knight novel. How can I be happy? And the last page of the first volume is
It is said that the secret recipe for forging his unique weapon is in the middle volume, and in the second volume, there is also his martial arts and combat experience."
"I understand, the first volume is useless, but the other volumes are useful, and then you won't get the other volumes. No wonder you are so depressed!"
"No, the next time I drew the middle volume, it did contain the manufacturing method of the ancient artifact called the Sword of Chaos..."
"What?"
"show me!"
After hesitating for a moment, Roland handed him a thin pamphlet.
"...Is that all? For an ancient artifact, from material manufacturing, to forging, to enchanting, all the light information can be stored in a library."
Then there was no need to say the rest. She opened the booklet. Then she showed an embarrassed face. What was written on it was very simple.
"First find two strong chains, and then tie two artifact-level one-handed swords. If you shake them, it will be fine if the swords don't fly out!"
"...This ancient sword master is really a real person."
"Yeah, it's so real. If you scroll back, he also wrote about how to get a one-handed sword at the level of an artifact."
The cat flipped through the book and then became even more embarrassed.
"Find a god to kill, steal his weapon, and you will have an artifact. If you kill a few more, you will definitely have an artifact-level one-handed sword. If your hands are too dark, the spy will wash his hands. But this method has some limitations. For example, I found it last time
I finally killed a stallion god and got the top-level artifact-level two-handed sword. But unfortunately, I didn't learn the two-handed sword specialization and couldn't equip it. Bah, this drop is so cheating. It's still bound. I want to give it to my little brother.
Neither works."
"...Haha, he is really a real person."
Heloise reluctantly laughed twice to comfort Roland, who was becoming increasingly irritable.
"Come on, I'm not sure you will get the second volume in the future. At least the martial arts in the second volume should be useful."
"...Don't tell me, I actually got "Kui Ye's Hand-to-Hand Combat Manual" again."
Heloise looked at Roland with sympathy. Even though he tried to sound cheerful, judging from Roland's luck, there was probably something wrong with it.
"Is it because I can't learn martial arts or something?"
"...No, although I drew "Kui Ye's Hand-to-Hand Combat Manual", this time it is "Kui Ye's Hand-to-Hand Combat Manual (continued) (last time we didn't finish my heroic deeds, let's continue this time)".
I watched for two hours and saw the Spartan talk about how to fight with him
The demigod brothers started a war, how they provoked the Titans, and how they were hunted down by the Mother Goddess of the Earth. He was worthy of being a heroic figure with barbarian blood. He was really capable. If what he said was true, then not all gods were hunted down by them.
If he takes the pot, the world will be destroyed..."
"...It's really pitiful. Three of the four epics are like this. What's the fourth one?"
"Oh, this time it's "Kui Ye's Hand-to-Hand Combat Manual (Continued from Part 1)" (I know you didn't believe it last time, so I'm going to tell you what happened back then. There are witnesses and physical evidence. You listen to me,
That Titan is so big, bigger than a mountain, that Nine-Headed Dragon is really big, bigger than a ship...)》."
"I watched it for two days this time, and I deeply realized the importance of popularizing Chinese education among the barbarian tribes. Forget the typos, there is no punctuation here. You know how terrible it is to have an obsessive-compulsive disorder break the sentence bit by bit.
I looked at it for two days and spent half a month making up the punctuation!"
"You've really finished reading it!"
"...After all, he is a super powerful man from ancient times. There may be something absolutely secret. But the result is..."
"Stop being so sad. It's epic now? It should be a good thing. Is it an artifact?"
"Oh, in a sense, it is really Mr. Kui's full-body armor set, the real thing."
"Aren't you rich? Wait, you said that Mr. Kui was born a barbarian..."
"...Well, no matter in ancient times or now, barbarians always go into battle naked. As expected, Mr. Kui is pretty good. He wears a piece of armor, and that piece of equipment is rated as legendary equipment by the system."
"...You said it was that one?"
"Well, shit-yellow strawberry underwear, it's still the original flavor, do you want it? It's free!"
"...It's disgusting, throw it away! You carry such a disgusting thing with you!"
"I can't help it. Just like that ancient two-handed sword, this thing is also bound! You can't throw it away even if you want! Come on, give it a try."
After a while of confusion, after confirming that Heloise, his own binding equipment, could not equip this "soul-binding" luminous panties, Roland reluctantly took out a lot of straps, tied them up, and then
Throw it into your own personal space.
"...It's like a sinkhole. At least those sophisticated ones are useful."
"Well, the sophisticated level cards are a special kind of card, each with a rune on it. Once you collect the 'Three-Yang Kaitai!', you can obtain an artifact-level weapon and equipment used by Mr. Kui. This
I asked the system this time and she said she wouldn’t cheat me this time and it was definitely a good product.”
"You have five pieces? Didn't you get it? Sanyang Kaitai only has four words, right?"
"Well, although I drew two characters for 'sheep', I did draw those four characters, but..."
"but?"
"I didn't draw the exclamation point! It was just '!'. That cheater actually asked for 'Three-Yang Kaitai!'. Not one of the five runes is missing, even the punctuation marks!"
"...Actually, you can smoke again, and you will get it one day."
"Haha, where do you think 418's deceptive idea of package sales and lottery came from? After that, I drew '?', '.', ':', and there were even ellipsis and rhetorical question marks. The system asked you
Are you kidding me? Sanyang Kaitai? Why isn’t there that damn exclamation mark!”
"I can understand your mood, but please relax. This is the lottery. Someone always loses and someone wins..."
"Haha, I have never won! Don't worry. I already have a way to relieve my mood. When I am troubled, I will feel better if I let others share my pain. Ha, I have communicated with the justice point system. I want to get it.
My treasure, okay, go pump it! 418 is the beginning, and then there are 688, 1088 waiting. Our goal is to smoke it until you shout that it’s useless, and you really chop it off!”
"You'd better chop off your hands first!" (To be continued)
ps: Well, it’s Chinese New Year today, and there’s a lot of noise at home. I don’t want to write at all, let alone what to write. Squirrel is lazy, and I really want to take a day off like other authors...
But since it’s the Chinese New Year, there may be book friends waiting for updates, so I’ll be very disappointed when the leave request comes out, so I’ll write it anyway.
After thinking about it for a long time, since it is the Chinese New Year, it is too boring to promote the plot, so I still feel like writing something that makes people happy. I hope you can smile happily when you read this chapter, and we are very satisfied.
Finally, Squirrel wishes everyone a Happy New Year, good health, family happiness, and may Sanyang prosper (this is really not a typo!)