When Dark Elf Baker asked me for help, I was very calm. After all, it seemed that we were the only ones who could help him now, and I was even a little excited."
"Finally, I finally encountered a royal plot! I, Roland, actually have a day when a hero saves a beauty and fights against slave traders! Could it be that the style of painting is finally changing, and I am finally going to embark on the journey of Long Aotian."
If it is as I guessed, the eldest daughter of this family was kidnapped and sold by an elf slave trader. In a sense, this is really a boring old fantasy plot. The next step is to beat the slave trader and the mastermind behind the scenes.
, maybe you can also get some servants with full loyalty. This plot is really boring, but it is an unusually royal development.
"No, this is obviously wrong. We should think more about it."
And if she is in love with a certain man and decides to abandon the concepts of family and race to pursue her love, it should probably belong to Korean dramas, Japanese dramas and the like. And if she is attracted by a domineering prince or CEO
, I'm afraid it can be classified as a female channel. If there is a sequel to the palace struggle genre, it will probably be the palace battle genre that has been a hit in the past two years... But it seems that the style of painting there is even more wrong.
"My eldest daughter's name is Yolanda, she is sixty-seven this year..."
Well, my eldest daughter is sixty-seven years old. It seems that staged palace fights are a bit too much at this age. Could it be that she was caught by the city management for dancing too high in the square? In fact, I heard that there are also grudges and palace fights in the square dance team.
There are also love murders and love triangles at dusk...ahem. I'd better listen to the story more seriously.
The fundamental reason why reality is always stranger than stories is that reality does not require logic. There are so many weird things in the world. Using normal people's thinking to speculate on weird behaviors is asking for trouble. Even if we have not met, I will
I'm sure the half-elf named Yolanda is definitely weird.
"Are you saying that as a half-elf with a market value of more than 10,000 gold coins, she went to seek refuge with a certain prince in pursuit of wealth? Doesn't she know that her dark elf bloodline will make her questionable? You can't say for sure.
They were sold directly to slave traders. Slave trading in this country is not illegal. Dark elf slaves are always hot sellers at very high prices. The average price has exceeded 60,000 gold coins, and there is no market for them!"
As soon as I said this, all the dark elves present looked at me in surprise, and the little half-elf girl took a step back suddenly, looking at me with a very dangerous look.
Okay, it seems I accidentally exposed something... Okay, okay, I admit, I was indeed tempted and thought about buying a dark elf. It's not that I had certain expectations.
, but now that the maid is not around. It always feels empty, and it is very uncomfortable to do everything by yourself.
It doesn’t matter if you don’t have an entourage to help you when you go out. Even if you wash the dishes after eating, you can mend your torn clothes by yourself, and you even have to boil the bath water yourself. This is the daily life of a big boss who is trying to change the entire world.
What’s wrong with heroes and legends? Don’t heroes have to wash the dishes after eating? Don’t legends have to sharpen their own knives and mend their clothes? I miss my old life so much. At least I don’t have to worry about eating black bread dipped in milk every day.
Or drink milk with crumbs of brown bread in it.
No way, when you go out, how can you prepare a big meal all the time? Bread and milk are always staple foods in the whole world, but I don't like them, which makes it even more uncomfortable.
Well, I admit that I am not a staunch proletarian revolutionary. I have been corrupted by the sugar-coated bullets of feudal society... Who said I am a maid-controller? I am a maid-controller. What's wrong! I am feudal.
Landlord, I am proud of my maid! At least I will pay my wages!
As for why we consider elves, it's not because humans are too fragile and their lifespan is too short. Finding an elf can last for hundreds of years... Well, one use is not the other, don't think wrongly.
What, a dead cat is okay? I have to prepare milk and eggs for her every day. If I forget, I will announce everywhere that I abuse the cat. I even wonder who the owner is.
But considering my personal image, especially the urban management elves who increasingly regard me as a saint, even if I accidentally encountered a country where the slave trade is legal, this personal hobby has never been realized. I originally thought it was a royal way to fight against slave traders...
, you can harvest an elf maid openly and honestly. Now that I heard that the plot is so weird, I was naturally very disappointed.
Of course, Baker didn't know about these changes. He was just troubled by his weird daughter.
"Yolanda felt she could hide her identity."
"To summarize, she was poisoned by chivalry novels, so she disguised her identity and got into the assassin team recruited by a certain prince. If she hadn't failed the maid interview, she would have become a maid?"
When talking about this unsatisfactory eldest daughter, Dark Elf Baker was also a little helpless. He still had something to say that he couldn't say. For example, this eldest daughter was very normal when she was in the mountains, but she became a knight when she came to this city.
The useless man who was poisoned by the novel does not work or go out every day. He stays at home thinking about being attracted by a domineering prince... Recently, he finally went out, but he went to pursue his "true love".
Even when he stopped her from leaving, she probably had seen too many storylines about people pretending to be in love and exposing themselves to falling in love, and she said:
"Are you worried about being exposed? No, I am the destined girl. Just like the story, all crises will turn into opportunities. When I am exposed, I should also meet my beloved prince."
"Hey, can my daughter be more normal?"
"Hey, I really want a maid."
The sighs of the two men were the same, but the content was quite different. However, the troubles in the sighs vaguely resonated, which made me feel a little better for Baker.
For me, although I don’t understand why Baker’s expression is so complicated, I can almost understand Baker’s helplessness and worry. After all, naughty children are something that every family will encounter. And the current situation is indeed very dangerous. No wonder Baker
You will beg me to save people.
Now the news that Prince Mills was assassinated by the Dark Elf should be known to everyone. It is a matter of course for the whole city to kill him. If Yolanda is discovered to have Dark Elf blood, it will be a disaster for her life. And if Yolanda discovers
It would be easy for his father and sister to be involved, and it would be easy for them to do something. Once their identities are exposed, it may be the end of the world.
"This is her contact address. I'm afraid we can't enter the city now. Please give her a message... No, please take her out, whether she is willing or not. This city will
It will become more dangerous, especially for elves like us."
This is a casual and trivial matter, how could I refuse.
"As expected of the romantic elves, I might give you a half-elf granddaughter in the future."
Seeing that the atmosphere was so embarrassing, I made a casual joke when I accepted the contact address. Old Baker smiled bitterly and said nothing, but the little Rhea who just bit my hand and refused to let go suddenly spoke out.
"Impossible. We sisters will never find a human husband."
Hearing this, I laughed.
"Little guy, don't hate humans because of this. There are good and bad humans. There are vicious bastards who want to kill you, but there are also people who can save you. At least I am also a human (probably).
"
If this little girl nodded in ignorance, or simply retorted that "all humans are bad guys", it would probably be a normal plot, but she...
"Are you mentally retarded? What does this have to do with the quality of human beings?"
Rhea rolled her eyes and looked at me like I was an idiot, just like the way Heloise looks at me sometimes...
Then I remembered that half-elves are a famous pseudo-loli clan. Their growth rate is comparable to that of elves, but their souls are only slightly slower than humans. A half-elf who looks like a child should have the knowledge and personality of an adult.
Unfortunately, the sister who was poisoned in the knight novel didn’t look like an adult.
"Ordinary people's lifespan is so short, and ours is so long. It was destined to be a tragic love from the beginning. How could I be so foolish as to fall in love?"
When saying this, Riya looked at her father with anger on her face.
"Ever since my mother got along with my father with a wrinkled face, I felt that this may not be the right choice. From the day my mother left us like this ten years ago, I swore not to find humans as my future partners.
Only that inconspicuous sister is so stupid and naive. When she comes back, I will teach her a lesson!'
Facing his youngest daughter's anger, Father Baker's face was full of helplessness and guilt. In his own opinion, it was enough to live with his beloved for a lifetime, but for his daughters, watching their mother die of old age and leave brought with it
A lot of trouble.
But I remembered another question...
"Then you actually have the thinking of an adult, why did you bite me?"
"I hate guys who treat me like a child the most, especially guys who you can tell are idiots right away."
"Idiot? Me?"
"I am already sixty years old. I am about to advance to the master level of alchemy and enchantment (gold level). I can speak twelve languages. If it weren't for special circumstances, I would already have the title of bachelor. You would be less than twenty at most. Isn't it just that you have the title of bachelor?"
What will happen if you are born into a higher status? What if you are not an uneducated idiot?"
In a sense, half-elves are indeed a tribe of gods. Their growth rate is comparable to that of humans. In addition, elves have a discounted lifespan. As long as they are not too lazy, they will reach the peak sooner or later in some aspect. But maybe it is also
This talent that transcends the two races that are the source of their blood makes them unpopular among the two races.
Since her body is not fully developed, she is naturally unable to achieve success in combat. If she wants to learn spells, she has no channels. It is indeed a more suitable choice to work hard in the academic field that is biased towards knowledge, but being able to reach the level of double master undoubtedly proves her.
Talent and hard work are both outstanding.
This was the first time that I was accused of being uneducated and ignorant. I felt a little angry immediately, but then I thought of other trivial things.
If this Rhea really has the mind of an adult, how could she be so stupid as to offend me on my territory? Intensifying the conflict now is nothing more than to show her own value and attract our attention. A gold-level double master who is about to break through is
It is very valuable, but a master who has no ability to protect himself can only become a cherished property.
Perhaps, she has also seen the current situation and thought of the possibility of being handed over as a murderer. It is better to be squeezed out of value than to be tied to the stake. Otherwise, she would not risk exposing her own value, so
If you think about it, her mind and mobility have far exceeded her immature appearance.
"Heloise, she seems to be the same kind as you, a pseudo-loli who looks innocent but is actually evil. Why can't I meet someone who is more silly, more cute, and more normal."
"Tch, it's far worse than me, but it is indeed a good prospect. I plan to do a few small tests. If possible, you may have more than one junior sister."
"Come on. I have many senior brothers and sisters, and there are still a few who are still alive today. If your mentor habit comes back, just play with the little girl by yourself."
Throw the dead cat rolling and screaming in the air to the little girl, and say: "Little girl, don't think too much, Bayer is not yet capable of asking me to hand over people. By the way, I am already over 300 years old. I am dead in your hands."
The number of cats is at least over 10,000." Without even looking at Riya, who had a surprised face, I planned to go about my own business.
Now that I have reached a preliminary agreement with the "Bayer Royal Family", I naturally no longer need to stay in the narrow assault boat. While letting them make some adjustments, it is also time for me to check on the situation of the people staying in the residence.
.
Those who stayed at the diplomatic mission were all real "diplomats" who came from the country of mages. The two countries would not kill the envoys during the conflict, so they stayed to explore Bayer's attitude.
As soon as I went out, someone chased me from behind.
"Green...Grina?"
"I also want to go out for a walk. This happened to me just after I came here. I haven't even gone shopping in Bayer yet."
Compared with the past, although I still have the evil eyes and put on the eye patch, my complexion has improved a lot. Although I still look young, my clothes are more feminine and cute. This is not only because my blood pressure transfusion has suppressed the evil veins.
The effect is the tacit understanding between Cavins and me.
"Two descendants, one on each side. Whoever's disciple achieves greater success will show that he is more powerful." This is probably what Cavins thought.
Regardless of whether the idea of the middle school student is right or not, at least without the shouting of blood, Galina can sleep peacefully every night, and at least her character has matured a lot... Watching her skillfully jump into that place.
In the "Grimm-style" armor, I clicked each switch with my fingers briskly, activating the mechanical armor with excitement on my face. I immediately decided to take back my words.
"Boss, the power of the current 'Green' is more than five times that of before. There is also a powder magazine for space equipment reserves. Its combat power is at least three times that of before. Give the order and let us have a big fight."
A thick male voice came out from the armor, and the lights came out one by one. Various types of artillery were taken out and adjusted, and the rotating machine guns under the arms automatically loaded ammunition. I heard this person was so excited because of the impending battle.
I once again confirmed the folk rumor about Queen Siluwell - the Queen is a dual artificial intelligence, and as long as she puts on the mecha, her personality will automatically switch.
I shook my head and didn't think too much about it. I'm not a middle school student like Cavins or Heloise's education addict. I'd better let nature take its course as to what Galina will become.
But now I can almost understand why she followed me automatically. She probably didn't know that we were still talking to Bayer. When she saw me going out, she thought there was a chance for a fight, so she followed me directly.
But I have no intention of refusing. I just want to chat and learn about the changes in my hometown. Although I have a lot of information, it can't compare with the personal feelings of the person involved.
As expected, Galina was very frustrated when she found out that there was no fight.
"My new weapon needs a chance to be tested in actual combat..."
But when it comes to the situation in the North, she still takes it a lot seriously. After all, she has been in the position of queen for nearly a year now, and unlike Renee who has many assistants, Galina can rely on most of them.
Only yourself.
"As long as the new crops can produce a good harvest, this year's situation will not be that bad no matter how bad it is. And it seems that a new mithril mine has been discovered in the barbarian's sacred mountain, but the old guys are still arguing about not allowing it to be mined.
But I think it’s only a matter of time before they nod under your Chamber of Commerce’s silver bullet offensive. Of course, I guess what you want to know most is the direction of public opinion and the spiritual outlook of the people in the North. I can only say that it’s better than expected.
Now the morale is very strong and the people's support can be used..."
The young girl in the open armor kept talking about business, but her little hands were playing with the firearms, disassembling, assembling, debugging, and distracting them. She was lamenting that the girl's character was getting better and better.
Strangely, at the same time, I am a little happy. After all, the Northland has now become our base. If everything goes well there, it will be the best news.
In a sense, Galina is more normal than her cousin Renee. At least compared to Princess Renee, who is increasingly known as "Activity Seal", Queen Galina's reputation for being good at government affairs and wise is getting better and better.
As a talented engineer, Galina already has a deep understanding of magical mechanics, and she has even begun to use the creations of magical mechanics to change the lives of the people of the Kingdom of Sluwell. Coupled with her military and political excellence,
Talent, maybe Cavins' idea is right. Compared to Renee who is becoming more and more "brute force", Galina is the most suitable successor for me who has a lot of miscellaneous knowledge.
Of course, this is not that I plan to retire to the second line at a "young age", but it is necessary to choose a backup in advance. No one can guarantee whether I will suddenly be killed by a true god while walking on the road, or encounter an encounter with someone.
What kind of assassin...
"Well, suddenly I felt that I was indeed a crow's mouth."
"Haha, I feel lucky... It's time to show them our new equipment."
There was only one street away from the temporary station, but the streets suddenly became sparsely populated, and the deliberately hidden sounds of breathing and shadows in the darkness had already revealed the identity of the visitor - the assassin.
"Hey, Galina, remember to leave two people alive to ask about the situation." (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!