Looking at the docile "girl" in front of me, I was very confused.
I once thought that if I met a big figure in history, I would be able to use my prophetic advantages to take advantage like the time-travelers in those legendary stories. But now I finally met a big figure in history, and he is a super big man.
But I was so confused that I didn't know where to start.
According to mainstream time-travel novels, when facing a historical figure, I should either work hard to hug her and build a good relationship with her, which will be rewarded in the future, or I should take advantage of the other person's lack of development and shock her with a tiger's body, and then shock her again, like crazy.
Shock, spend a lot of money, worry about other people's needs, and regain this future strong man as his team...
But time-travel novels have never mentioned the current situation. I don’t need anything in return from her, let alone a so-called follower. I pay in vain without asking for anything in return, and just cultivate a possible strong enemy in the future? It seems a bit silly.
If this was a development that I like to see in ghost and animal novels, I should laugh lewdly at this moment, then take out a candle and a whip from behind, stretch out Lushan's hand, and say "Haha, your sister is in my hand, you know it"
"...But I'm afraid, if the plot develops like this, Eliza and the others who are eavesdropping outside will immediately rush in. And even if I want to make a mistake, I don't have the tools to commit the crime... Inexplicably
Sadness comes from the heart, the will of the universe, can we discuss it and don’t use this joke again in the future? I feel so sad!
Okay, if this is a story that happens in a certain plane that is restricted to men, then I will be overwhelmed by "her" beauty and kindness. After falling in love at first sight, I will be fascinated without hesitation, and I will sacrifice everything to become her skirt. In the end
Whether to help him regain his male identity or to get together like this depends on whether the author chooses to classify the story as "normal" or "X-beautiful".
Of course, if the author wants to be cruel, my fate will probably be miserable all the way. If the author wants to have pure love, maybe we will have more childhood sweethearts, and we will be married in the previous life, and then the journey will be bumpy...
..It seems that in that dimension, the male protagonist never has a good life.
Well, if this is some kind of anti-Japanese drama, then she and I should take out the 38 caps at this time, roll and fire while "pop, pop, pop, pop," and in the end, our clothes will not be torn, and we will start unscathed.
Close hand-to-hand combat, whoever is the unlucky Japs Fang should be torn apart before the budget is exhausted...
If this was an eight o'clock time in a certain country, Victoria would be suffering from leukemia by now, or be hit by a bullock cart when she went out, or be troubled by an evil mother-in-law. If the plot lasted long enough, an old doctor would jump out and shout, "Actually,
You are brother and sister"... It seems that this ending is good, at least the heroine is the one who suffers the most.
If this was a detective drama, there would be a scream outside, and then I could proudly shout "The murderer is beside us" and then start Barabara's explanation. Well, this seems to be a good mix of words.
What a means...
"grown ups?"
The gentle voice echoed in the room. As the owner, she was in a daze from the moment she entered the room. Although it was rude, Victoria took this opportunity to take a good look at this mysterious man.
Although the thick robe and silver mask cover everything, sometimes the heartbeat rate, eyes, habitual movements, and even just the frequency of fingers tapping on the table can still reveal a lot to those who are good at observing.
Victor, no, it should be Victoria now. He thinks he is pretty good in this aspect, but more than ten minutes have passed and he still has found nothing.
"He is worthy of being the great sage who single-handedly created the power of law. There is no heartbeat, his eyes are introverted, and there are no unnecessary movements. His whole body is like a dead tree sitting in meditation, and nothing can be seen."
In Victoria's understanding, she has remained strangely calm since she came in. She is thinking about her patience. While she is observing the other person, she is also being observed by the other person. Although the eyes behind the mask are dim, she seems to have already understood them.
I saw it through myself.
In the small space, the invisible pressure continued to increase. After more than ten minutes, Victoria finally couldn't bear it anymore and took the lead in breaking the calm, which was equivalent to voluntarily admitting defeat in this little game of patience.
"Sir? Do you have something to talk to me about?"
As for me, I didn't know that the other person's mind had already turned around, but it was obviously very rude to call someone over and just be distracted, so I was naturally a little embarrassed.
"Ahem, can you tell me about your past? Including your sister."
Even in order not to be regarded as a spy, Victoria would not hide it, and soon, I confirmed my guess. It turned out that Queen Victoria (male) turned into a female priest Victoria, and this was all due to the influence of me, the butterfly.
I took the time to check out the guide book earlier. How could there be so few records about such an important "historical" figure as Queen Victoria? Then, I found a dark under the lamp... Epic hero Knight of the Moon Dai
Anna.
Yes, the captain of the city's comprehensive security management force (urban management for short) that I built based on my interest, that silly knight who is always caught by me, according to the records of "history", will indeed be quickly defeated in future wars.
He grew up and became the general of the Dark Elf Royal Guards, and the most trusted general of Victoria, the Queen of the Moon.
"Wherever the bright moonlight reaches, all filth will be invisible. The female knight, who was born as an evil elf, transcended the boundaries of race and color and became the embodiment of holiness and justice."
Seeing this, I was shocked. I actually transformed the strong and perfect female knight in history into someone who, during the decades of peaceful life in the Sulfur Mountain City, would go out on time and shout slogans, taking advantage of the rare sunny day to quickly take off her clothes.
The dull female man gritted his teeth and resisted depositing his dowry while looking at the fresh snacks...
However, I personally prefer an easy-to-grab female man to an epic hero who has no sense of intimacy at all...
Ahem, it seems I have digressed again, let’s get back to the topic... The Knight of the Moon is the most trusted sword of the Queen of the Moon. Now the reason is also in front of us. She is her only biological sister, so she naturally trusts her to the end.
From Victoria's words, I have almost sorted out the reasons. If it were the Queen of the Moon in history, with a legendary sister by her side, even a "despicable male" would be able to survive in the Sphinx family.
He grew up smoothly and came into contact with magic and outside knowledge. Faced with the harsh reality and future, he made up his mind to change everything. Due to the fact that dark elf men were destined to be unable to rise to power, he disguised himself as a woman and gathered his own power with the help of his sister, gradually
Upper position...
But here, his sister's escape directly caused him to become an outcast of the entire family. Judging from the lack of elasticity of his muscles, Victoria obviously lacked the talent to become a warrior. To become a mage, it would cost money, or astronomy.
The amount of money burned, and Victor, who was alone and weak, could barely keep his little pocket money from being robbed. How could he be exposed to magic? His lack of strength led to his status in the family.
lower and lower.
"Haha, it sounds funny. If I hadn't been transformed into a woman by divine punishment and awakened my talent for divine magic, perhaps I would have become a mistress's bed toy now. However, a young priest with a silver rank is still
The plaything of a great man. My lord, now I am your property. I didn't know what you were planning to do with me."
The "girl" has a sad face, but she is even more delicate, and her soft voice, which is like pleading, is more likely to arouse a man's desire to conquer. Suddenly, I remembered the little theater I just imagined.
"Gaga, your sister is under my control, you know...I'm sorry, I misunderstood." This face is so dangerous, I almost spoke out my heart by accident...
I looked outside the door, and there seemed to be a commotion. Fortunately, even if I stopped, I didn't rush in yet.
"so you......"
Speaking of this, I am really a little worried. According to my expected plan, such a dangerous existence should fall as far as possible, but Victoria, as the Queen of the Moon in history, has nothing to say in terms of ability or potential.
It's a pity that it's just sitting idle like this.
It's enough to make the epic hero a dull tomboy, but it would be too wasteful to make the queen a rice insect.
"You can follow your sister first, but I don't have idle people here. Is there anything you are good at? I will help you find a job."
"...the skills that male dark elves must learn to serve as servants are actually applicable to both men and women...I have a high evaluation in this regard, and now you are my master again."
, if you have any needs, I..." Having said this, the "girl" lowered her head in embarrassment, the red clouds rose to her ears, her cheeks were full of spring, and her elf ears were trembling.
It's very cute. This is a rare virtue among dark elves, but...
"I'm sorry!" I stood up, walked closer to the wall, and then... bumped into it hard.
"Bang bang bang!" The whole building was shaking, and not long after, such earthquakes occurred countless times in this small camp. The male colleagues looked at the big bumps on their friends' heads and showed understanding.
smile.
"He is a man, Roland, hold on. Even if she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, he is still a man. Even if his body is that of a woman, he is still a man. You, Roland, are definitely not gay! J
Absolutely not!”
While silently reciting in my mind, I have infinite sympathy for the Winter Wolf King who has left his name in history... Faced with such a face and such a lovely temperament every day, it is too easy to bend...
"Okay, let's go on, what else are you good at? I won't talk about Rose's stuff."
"But...Sir, is your head okay?"
"It's okay, keep talking."
Looking at this man who turned more than 200 degrees, with his neck crooked so much, Victoria could only sigh in her heart, "Mr. Sleepless Man is really amazing. With his neck crooked at that angle, a normal person should have died long ago, but he seems to be completely dead."
no feeling."
"I'm terrible at interrogation and poisoning. The instructor said I have no talent. However, in history, strategy and military affairs, I am the strongest in the academy. Well, I am also the strongest in the entire city of Menzoberranzan."
Hearing this, I cheered up and participated in making history. This military strategy, political history is the strongest, and maybe it is the strongest in the entire dark elves. Then, maybe I really picked up a treasure this time.
"Then help me analyze the current underground covenant situation."
"The... Eternal Night Scepter should be a trap set by the Lord."
"Um?"
I personally sent this Scepter of Eternal Night. Tao was directly put under tremendous pressure, and even almost fell out with Moriel. As time went by, the troubles continued. This was clearly a trick to him.
It's not wrong that I set up the plan. If the analysis only reaches this point, I'm afraid the Queen of the Moon will really be blown away by the wings of a butterfly.
"So, sir, are you planning to raid Dragon Queen Moriel? If so, please give up. You underestimate the dungeon overlords. This is a trap set by them!"
