The covenant gathering originally scheduled to be held next week has been postponed indefinitely due to some kind of force majeure...
The reason? The empty city streets were the reason. The streets that were originally full of people were empty, and the only thing wandering around was the one-meter-long transparent slime.
"Ahhh! Don't come over here, I'm just going to buy groceries!!"
Another innocent victim was born. When the slimes surrounding him left with satisfaction, a naked orc aunt ran wildly with a bamboo basket, her fat fluttering, sweating like rain, and extremely greasy, passing by.
There was constant sound of vomiting...
"That hippopotamus female orc must have done it for the third time today. Is it an accident? This probably gives some people a chance to unleash the beast in their hearts."
Vitan was paralyzed due to the strange slime group that suddenly went berserk. These little things are not difficult to deal with. Although the slime system retains the high resistance to physical attacks, it has no resistance to magic and divine spells.
, it is not difficult to deal with the strong men in the underground world who are as strong as the clouds.
but......
"Can you deal with one person, 10 people, 100 people, or 1,000 people? There is no end to this thing! Moreover, if you are accidentally approached, your armor will instantly
If you dismantle it into parts and take it away, the clothes will all be corroded and eaten away, even the body will be left. How much combat power do you still have if you are completely naked?"
Yes, no matter how strong you are, as long as you dare to wear clothes and go out on the street, you are guaranteed to be crushed by the surge of slimes in an instant, and then become clean and smooth, with the Archmage setting up a wall of fire around you, wrapping yourself in it.
In the high-temperature flames, many slimes were indeed eliminated at first, but six hours later, the magic power was exhausted and the slime ended up clean and smooth.
But his attempt proved that such creatures are indeed brainless and infinite in number. Fortunately, their weaknesses were soon discovered. They were able to corrode fiber cloth and take away metal during demolition, but they took away wooden materials.
There is no way, and there is even instinctive fear. As long as you put a circle of wooden sticks around the doors, windows, and water outlets, they will retreat (the back door left by a certain lich)
But this still did not solve the problem. You can't go out on the street wearing a pile of wood. So, the whole city shrank in front of this tiny slime and fell into a strange paralysis. They had no regard for people without clothes.
No interest, but not everyone can awaken a new self like that hippo lady.
The lives of citizens have been greatly inconvenienced, but at this moment, a group of good young people who are eager to help others are pushing wooden carts, naked, and walking onto the streets without any scruples.
They do groceries, shopping, run errands, and receive accounting services, and even call for volunteers to add to their luggage.
"The natural body given by God is perfect, and unnatural clothes are the original sin. What's wrong with liberating oneself? They, referred to as the Celestial Body Liberation Organization, took the opportunity to spread their teachings (now members enjoy the privilege of purchasing wooden trolleys at the membership price,
Limit one purchase per person!).”
And when more and more young people recognized the weird doctrine and regarded the slime dropped from the sky as a kind of divine punishment for unnatural creations such as clothes, the celestial body liberation organization with the Buffalo Alliance as the core began to use the terrifying
With the rapid growth, countless young people who are chasing money, awakening some kind of potential, or simply recognizing this weird teaching, have taken to the streets naked, fighting for future gold coins or teachings.
Of course, even so, the losses will still not be small. Before the weakness was discovered, the treasury and wealthy businessmen who suffered the disaster also suffered a lot of losses (A certain lich: Why do you want to announce the weakness? Can you make more money later? A certain maid;
Shut up and quickly research the cure. Isn’t it your motto to clean up your own mess?)
But even so, the normal operation of Vitan City was still seriously affected. At least, the postponed alliance and the naked underground city masters were like countless smiling faces, always mocking the majesty of the underground overlords.
And when the overlords' patience reached the limit, and even completely destroyed the urban area and underground pipe network, and proposals for rebuilding the city were put forward, a sudden news spread throughout the city, making people crazy with joy - Jing Tian Ti
The leader of the liberation organization, the Archdruid, and the authoritative old Chinese medicine doctor (Beast King Family) Leifeng Eero researched that these slimes only have a lifespan of ten days in total. Now, they will collectively decline in about four or five days.
The whole city cheered for this, but no one investigated why when the top magicians were helpless, these two unknown newcomers were able to come to a conclusion. But at this moment, the most relieved person,
I'm afraid it's the Lion King himself who will postpone the covenant and share the responsibilities together. If the auction cannot be held as scheduled, maybe the devil's contract will take effect and he will be pulled directly into the River Styx, and it will be over.
"Oh, it can still be like this!"
I slapped my arm. Such a simple move in front of me could kill the Lion King, but I accidentally let it go.
"Actually, it's not too late now. Let me put the remaining 'greed' down, and it will..."
"Ten more days of trouble?"
"No, if you become a complete body of 'Greed', your individual abilities will be enhanced at least ten times, and your lifespan will be endless. If this continues forever, the Lion King will definitely not be able to hold meetings."
"No!! The underground world will also be destroyed because of this." She was wearing a bikini made of two banana leaves, folding her arms to cover her breasts and unable to cover her leaking vagina.
It seems that everything that has happened recently has made Eliza extremely irritable.
After processed silk and fiber clothes cannot be worn, rattan clothes and leaf clothes have become the most popular styles recently... What, you have also fallen into this trap, are you stupid to step on your own trap?
"Oh, if others have stepped on the trap, but you don't step on it, wouldn't it be clear that this trap was set by me? Moreover, my creations are not that bad and weak, and they will not do it because you are me.
I will let you go."
"This is not something to be proud of! Why are you the only one who still has clothes to wear?"
Yes, the current camp of the Sulfur Mountain City Mission is actually the most severely affected due to the extremely early natural disaster (it broke out just after I fell down). Now, there are not many people wearing leaf clothes here, and I am the only one who still has it.
Completely dressed.
"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie? The lie is about the sub-artifact suit on me. They can't get close at all. The truth..." (High-end equipment cannot be corroded, but it will not stop the attack. It is sticky all over.
It’s all slime’s bodily fluids and still can’t be penetrated.)
"The truth is that they remember that you are their father and will not attack you?"
"No, how could my creation have such a stupid flaw? Their attacks are based on instinct and are absolutely indiscriminate. Look, this wood dust sprayer is a product of mixing wood powder into liquid. Just spray it on your body.
, they are instinctively afraid of wood and will never come near...Hey, I'm really sorry that I forgot to use it for you, but we are all civilized people, so don't be rude!! Put down that table leg!"
Okay, under the threat of violence, I admit that I didn’t forget it but just for the sake of eye candy, but unfortunately, the confession was punished by a lenient jail sentence, and the honest admission brought Eliza’s anger. Next, it was the long-lost wrestling.
Communication time...
After half a minute, the panting Eliza sat on my spine and asked me who was already lying down.
"Has the eradication method been developed?"
"The research is out, the research is out! Don't be embarrassed, your old bones are about to break!!"
"Then why haven't you done it yet? Are you being soft-hearted?"
"It will take at least a week to collect materials and configure it! I swear on the River Styx this time that I am definitely not lying."
It will take a week for the antidote to come out - after five days, the slime disaster will automatically end - I have done useless work again, the master of the white pussy studied the antidote, and this series of equations were formed in my mind, and then the girl became angry with embarrassment!
"Crack!" This was the crisp sound of a broken femur and Eliza's sanity. That day, I witnessed the terrifying hand-to-hand combat ability of a half-demon paired with a Holy Boxer.
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I'm not stupid enough to put the "greedy" mother body in the camp, which is basically the same as being chased by people chasing stolen goods. The mother body is placed in the deepest part of the underground pipe network, and its countless children are its best guards.
But unexpectedly, there was an additional voluntary guard somewhere.
When the first gold coin was brought back to the mother's body by the slime, the first person to find it was actually Xiaohong... When she learned the ins and outs of the matter, she volunteered to be the guard of the treasure house.
,reason......
"I'm used to sleeping on my treasure. I've been suffering from insomnia for so many days. It's time for me to have a good sleep."
Okay, I know it's an excuse. According to our unspoken rules, since we have all contributed, it is inevitable to split half of the money when we meet. But with her guarding the mother body, I will feel at ease.
At least, if you really encounter a super tough opponent that is difficult to deal with, Xiaohong's speed of escaping with money is still very trustworthy.
The only thing that needs to be worried about now is the problem of selling the stolen goods in the future, but in the underground world, I'm afraid, this is the least need to worry.
Well, the past is complete, and what we need to face now is the alliance. When the slime army began to shrink and die as expected, and everyone just breathed a sigh of relief, the underground overlords couldn't wait to send out invitations to the alliance.
"A gathering of primitive people", "Do those Dungeon Masters know how to dance hula?"
When the streets and alleys were already buzzing with talk, the dresses that followed the invitations made those unlucky dungeon masters thank the organization for their thoughtfulness, and at the same time secretly breathed a sigh of relief. They are still wearable on the market.
, it has already been sold for a sky-high price, and it is still not easy to buy it.
But at this time, the most in-demand product on the market is not the clothes that are in short supply, but the learning materials for the power of the law.
"Are you still worried about the invaders and the swarms of monsters that are constantly harassing you? Here are the natural enemies of the lawless, the fellow disciples of the Holy Light, and the power of the law of the new era that even the undead, monkeys, and half-demon can master - the law.
Power!"
"Not three or four thousand, not one or two thousand, it really only costs 998, eight stars and eight arrows craftsmanship, 99 major mainstream functions, communicating the source of order for no money, controlling spells for no money, you can really shine!! No more
If you hesitate, come to the Sulfur Mountain City Mission Camp and order immediately!!"
"In addition, the first 100 people who purchase will get a second chance to draw a lottery, and the artifact book will be delivered to their homes in pages, so they won't click here."
‘Hey, can you judge?’ ‘Judgemen!, Mom no longer has to worry about my failing spells, grandma, my dream of becoming a Paladin has come true.’”
"The power of law is worthy of trust. In order to facilitate our customers to master and learn, in addition to the basic package of 998, we have also prepared a deluxe version of 9998 for you who are distinguished and fashionable. Of course, if you still feel that this does not represent your cool identity
Status, we also have the perfect luxury version of 19998, which also comes with a lottery card, which can participate in the second lottery of the Artifact Collection!"
"What are you still hesitating about? Our address is at No. 88, Tauren Street, District 32, Wetan. It's first come, first served, last served, welcome to buy!!"
And I have made a lot of money, but I am looking forward to the upcoming league meeting and auction more and more.
"Master, didn't you only bring a few hundred copies of the same data? Those deluxe editions and perfect deluxe editions..."
"It's all the same, exactly the same,"
"Aren't you afraid that they will settle a score with you?"
"Haha, Eliza, you are still too young. You have to study the shopping psychology of those Dungeon Masters. A Dungeon Master who is willing to pay 998 diamonds to buy information does not care at all about paying another 9,000.' What, you think 998 is a gold coin?
Not a diamond? Guard, get this country bumpkin out.' As soon as you say this, no matter how expensive it is, those face-saving bastards will eat it. Do you know what overlords and heroes are? Overlords are big shots and bosses. Whatever they buy, they will buy it.
Buy the most expensive rather than the best! What they want is face. You see, the four overlords all bought the perfect luxury version. If people know that they bought the ordinary luxury version, they can't afford to lose it.
That person. Therefore, our sales slogan is, don’t seek the best but seek the most expensive. Once you make a business, you won’t have to open it for ten years.”
"You are so treacherous."
"Thank you for the compliment."
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I feel a bit unwell and dizzy today. I'll see if I can write more to make up for it tomorrow.
