I've been using a lot of condoms but hurt myself? I'm already numb.
I originally thought that my luck would improve after reincarnation, but it seems that I just thought too much.
"Is this fate? System, am I really the legendary lucky person..."
"Oh, no one in this world is more unlucky than me?"
"...So, you deceived me before and did those little tasks that left people speechless. It was really not you who tricked me."
"Okay, I get it. You just want to find a reason to laugh at me!"
It seems that for some reason, I actually have the passive ability of "protagonist fate" (bringing disaster wherever I go), but unfortunately I don't have the treatment of a protagonist. I can neither get tips from beautiful women casually, nor can I just walk into a room.
The treasure chest filled with magical weapons can be opened by opening the door. It seems that all that awaits me is the amazing luck of catching a killer whale while fishing and walking to the battlefield area during my vacation.
Is it funny? To outsiders, that’s probably the case. At least the dead cat was rolling on the floor laughing (he took out his notebook and made a note)...but the scene in front of him was really hard to laugh at.
There is a strong enemy outside, but inside the town is divided into several factions. He obviously has nothing to do with him, and he is still regarded as a thorn in others' side.
"I'm done!"
I lay down on the table and acted like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water.
"Have you had enough? Great, let's turn the table over. I just plan to find a few battlefields to test my weapons."
"I x, where did this terminator come from?"
When I looked back, I was shocked.
There are combat power detectors with flashing blue light in the eyes, a two-meter-long combined gun barrel on the back, a small magic crystal cannon on the shoulder, and four or five strange weapons scattered on the muscular arms.
The instrument. All kinds of data are flowing at high speed in the display screen on it. The ammunition belt on the waist is already full, and there are even two small machine cannons placed under the feet.
Forget about the rest, I can barely understand what the atomic energy symbol on the shoulder-mounted magic crystal cannon means? What is happening in this world? Is the legendary mushroom egg finally born? Are you really planning to save the world?
Your technology tree is completely crooked!
"...What happened in these years? How did a young shota become a Terminator!"
My words made Timiret, who was full of fighting spirit, suddenly feel discouraged.
"... Please don't mention Sister Love anymore. It's all because you were ignorant when you were young. Please don't take this as a handle for the rest of your life! My title of 'Master Love Sister' has become the most resounding title. Those in the League of Gentlemen
Bastard is now used as a nickname. It’s all your fault!”
"...Is your sister married?"
"How is it possible? Who dares to touch my sister? Haha, I asked him to do rocket space travel... Don't get me wrong! I'm really not a sister-controller! I, I have a girlfriend! Although she looks very similar to my sister
, but I really didn’t look for her on purpose! Although I like her face the most, I really didn’t pursue her for this reason!”
Timiret, who had been smiling sinisterly just now, suddenly reacted and found that our eyes had been focused on him, and the more he spoke, the more he concealed his words.
"..." I felt helpless, this kid was too honest.
"..." The dead cat covered his face with his claws. This kid was so honest that he was too embarrassed to show his face to others.
The system printed an exclamation mark with a mixed number of words... In fact, punctuation marks were not counted in the number of words, so she couldn't deceive her at all.
And when we were idle and bored, the hostile crowd seemed to have surrounded us, and Timiret's sudden appearance of heavy weapons made people even more alert.
But on the other hand, our indifference makes these people alert. After all, being calm is the preserve of the strong... What? Pretending? That's possible, but it usually doesn't last long.
"Perhaps, this can prove that we are on the same side."
Stretching out his right hand, the pure holy light gathered on it and formed a ball. The next moment, it turned into a shining silver cross.
"Let me introduce you to the legendary paladin Carlo. This mission is to hunt down those bastards from the Society of the Dead. These necromantic magics are all props and special effects created by Duang. I received intelligence that these bastards are planning to open the plane of death.
The door was open, so I disguised myself as a necromancer and joined it, but before I could get in, the undead came. My mission was a complete failure."
The reputation of the Pure Path of Holy Light is surprisingly good, and the gold medal reputation of the Paladin is worthy of trust. My words made others feel relieved. Moreover, I also have the trump card to make others trust me. When I am walking outside, I have always been very trustworthy.
Be prepared.
"Look, here are my documents and my military medal."
"Membership card of the Harmful Book Lovers Club? Medal of Achievement for the Big Eater?"
"Sorry, I took it by mistake. I remember putting it near here."
It seems that the space bag needs to be cleaned. The messy documents have accumulated into a mountain. They were thrown out all at once, and the scattered documents actually accumulated into a small mountain.
"Level 8 Certificate in Dragon Language? I haven't seen it since my graduation year, right? Simple Dragon Language is easy to learn. There is no need to take the Level 8 exam. If you encounter a situation where you have to deal with a giant dragon as they say... these days
, the dragon can speak human language is already a common configuration. I almost struggled to death for this small notebook, but it turned out to be basically useless after graduation."
The black certificate engraved with the dragon head emblem looks very powerful, but now that I think about it, it is probably just a conspiracy of those dragon language training classes in Yunzhong Tower. They use the seemingly high-ranking name to attract people to spend money, but in the end they learned a lot.
Useless rare words and ancient grammar that have been eliminated by time can be used directly to compress space bags after graduation.
"...Which one?"
Everyone seemed to be frightened by my garbage mountain, and everyone took two steps back. But at this time, life is now, and they had no time to talk nonsense with me.
"Nutrition certificate, necromancer certification, second-level priest certificate, contracted hero certificate, oak guardian battle honorary certificate, lawyer certificate, home guard certificate, 300-year-old teacher certificate (ultimate virginity certificate accumulated ten times), bone cuisine certificate
The chef's certificate... I really should have cleaned it up earlier. By the way, did I just find something that shouldn't be in this world?"
Ahem, don’t get me wrong, it’s not a bug, it’s just a legacy of the system catching me. Finally, I found my thin white paper Paladin certificate (to save money) and Iron Paladin medal (again to save money).
"That's enough, I believe it. No profession other than the Paladin will use this certificate and medal. In fact, your Holy Light can prove it. Well, you'd better get something to frame the certificate, it's almost rotten.
, pay more attention to your identity certificate."
This is the result of a thousand-year-old brand, but thanks to me holding down the issuance period below, otherwise the issuance date of more than 300 years ago might make people doubt the sincerity of this guy's fraud.
But our quarrel also eased the tense atmosphere a lot, but the bloody countess stared at me. There was no hostility or anything else, but surprise and surprise could not be concealed. There was still a little fear.
And longing can make her emotions so complicated. It seems that she might have guessed who I am.
After all, although many people have tried the fusion of Holy Light and Death Magic since a certain incident, I am afraid that few have truly succeeded. As long as it is seen that this Death Magic is real, it is natural to make speculations.
, but there may be other reasons for making such a quick decision.
Don't doubt my vision. After the Hades incident, my racial talent, the gaze of Hades, evolved again. Now my eyes can directly see through the soul. Some emotional fluctuations cannot be hidden from me. Lies are meaningless to me. This is why I can see at a glance.
See the essence of Katarina's nature.
In a sense, I am the biggest beneficiary after Hades, and my biggest benefit is the completed soul, and the power of the soul once again promotes the evolution of the physical body, and the evolution of various racial talents is only the most important one.
A small and inconspicuous amount of profit.
"So what if you can see through soul fluctuations and emotions? A pair of good eyes is for a coward. If you have the ability, look in the mirror and ask yourself which girl you are going to choose. Escape is not an option! You owe so much to others."
"...This kind of emotional color, purple with red, a little bit of expectation and a little dissatisfaction, is the legendary tsundere? Do you expect me to watch it or not? It seems to me that you expect me not to choose
Well, didn't you take the initiative to help me when I was running away?"
This was so straightforward that I regretted it as soon as I said it. Then I felt very embarrassed and neither of them knew what to say.
"Ahem, brother Roland, be serious, we are at war."
Fortunately, Timiret still remembers that there is a war now and reminds us that business is more important.
Since there is no problem with my identity, others have already started busy with their own affairs. Those who deliver the news and send out reconnaissance cavalry, and I have two or three small soldiers, just watch the fun.
It's not that I don't want to come forward. After the Hades incident, after I gained some recognition, I was also on the blacklist of many forces and organizations. If any enemy finds out that I am here, I am afraid that the mission of destroying the country and the city can be given up.
On the other hand, the first strategic task is to kill me. That is simply taking the initiative to upgrade the battlefield, which is really stupid.
I wanted to say a few more words, but suddenly, a strong elemental tide took away all my attention.
"The strange undead emperor? No, it's Zero, a much stronger Zero than before!"
In my eyes, in the mountains, there is a black pillar of soul covering the sky, which extends all the way to the sky, and the pressure it radiates is actually faintly above Esso.
There is no doubt that the undead emperor has arrived, and our fun is great.
And although I saw it, other people were still busy with their own business, obviously they didn't have keen perception.
"Ahem, a good news and a bad news, which one do you choose?"
Everyone's attention was directed to me, so I smiled happily. Sure enough, when I am in a bad mood and in trouble, I have to find someone to share it with.
"The good news is that we don't have to worry about finding the leader of the undead army. I have found her. The beheading plan is completely feasible!"
To deal with the undead army, a war of attrition is always stupid. Beheading is the only option in most cases. Being able to find undead lords and monarchs to deal with is obviously good news.
Seeing the joy in everyone's eyes made me even happier.
"The bad news is that the other party is an undead emperor. Yes, you heard it right, the undead emperor, pinnacle level, epic level, invincible! She came with half of the army from the plane of death. We don't have to worry about us. There is a deserter among them, because there is no way to escape, no matter where you escape! Hey, don’t cry and be happy, we have found her, at least we are not completely unprepared to face the attack of an undead emperor!"
"Can you please stop causing trouble! Are you so unhappy when you can't see anyone being unlucky!?" (To be continued, please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!
