Five hundred and twentieth eighth chapter ideal spouse
"What if Amyra comes?"
"Cold salad."
"Do you think she will chop you up and use it as a condiment or as a cold dish? That's true. Why don't you ask her to share a bowl with me?"
When talking about Amyra, Dead Cat pretended not to understand my slang, but how could the thoughts conveyed by the soul link be deviated due to language? It was just a mockery full of malice.
My feelings about Amyla are very complicated. After all, she was kind to me back then, and then I cheated her. But when we met again in the Northland in this life, she helped me solve the food problem in the Northland without forgetting the past.
This is at least two big favors. In addition, the earth element tricked her for the third time and damaged her reputation, so she owed her another time.
I am not a good person, and Amyla is definitely not a good person, but at least she is not a bastard. It is too much to retaliate for kindness when others are nice to you, so when Amyla "forced marriage" in order to save her reputation,
I was a little unable to cope with it. If I hadn’t remembered that Eliza couldn’t explain it, I might have just agreed.
In fact, it seems that I should have ended my single life long ago. Amyla is actually not bad, and I owe her a lot. I also know that she seems to have a good impression of me that goes beyond a teacher-student relationship. It would be better to have a nominal marriage relationship.
Yes, well, I definitely don’t have the luck to turn a fake into a real one and get a wife, but I don’t know why, but I always feel that something is wrong.
"Is this what you think? I actually thought you had made progress, and your head was gnawed by a dog? Oh, you lost your memory again? Or is it such a malicious and selective amnesia? 'Great' Goddess of Order, are you sure you are
No tricks? Why does he always forget the key?"
[He himself is incurable, so it’s none of my business. Besides, the things he’s planning in his head, apart from bad ideas on how to deceive people, are nothing unimportant. Rong Zhen tried hard to find something unimportant. I’m afraid.
We can only start from our private life.】
I still remember the disdainful look on my face when I mentioned Amyra and felt that I owed a lot of favors, and the cynicism of the system towards me.
"Ahem, it almost looks like I'm looking at a heartless man. In fact, I'm already old, and it's time to find a wife. It's time for the Lan family to have a new heir. The conditions for marriage have gradually declined over the years. In fact, for female companions
The requirements are not high.”
"Tell me about it?"
Heloise was very surprised, could this guy really be turned on?
"I'm actually a traditional man, so I like my other half to be more traditional. She doesn't need to be pretty or strong. It's best to be a traditional little woman, gentle, kind, family-oriented, and good at cooking.
She can be coquettish, it doesn't matter if I'm stupid, she can give me a cup of tea when I'm tired, and she can understand my goals a little bit. She knows my hard work, and she can gently say "welcome back" to me when I come home from work. I'm very satisfied.
"
Okay, I was talking happily. The more I talked, the more excited I became. But when I thought about the cruel facts, I suddenly found that the more I talked, the more boring I became. It seemed that the women around me were in good condition in all aspects, but their toughness and strength were a bit too high.
Gao Keke, there are not many people who meet the conditions.
"I sympathize with Eliza. She went in the wrong direction from the beginning. This man does not need a comrade standing by, but just a little woman like a close sister."
[In fact, she can wait. A man’s criteria for choosing a mate are not fixed. In a sense, he is probably a primary school student’s love bud. It is understandable that he has excessive longing for the future, but as time goes by,
The cruel reality will hit him hard.】
"For example?"
[Princesses are all sloppy ghosts who don’t know how to clean their own houses. The fit female knight has a sweet smile but her head is empty. The three faceless paralyses look cute but are simply boring when placed at home. The dragon girl looks cute but needs to be
Be careful, it’s real but it can use you as lunch. From “good figure, good looks, well-informed, sensible and considerate”
It won’t take long for the black, straight, long and soft girl to slide down to ‘girl’ or even ‘it’s enough that she looks like a girl’. By the way, in fact, Kross completely meets all your conditions. Apart from the fact that she looks like a girl, her essence is still
Girl, why are you hesitating? You can rely on your old boss’s identity. She is in the secret room, she is at Uniqlo!】
"Next time you attack me, please don't say it to your face! And what the hell is Uniqlo? I've said it so many times, that guy is a man, at least he used to be, well. Although I am indeed an honorary member of the Kolos Ans group,
But I am absolutely not moved, and I have not considered whether such offspring are psychologically and physically healthy! I am not a pervert! Don’t make blind guesses! Also, you are also a goddess, can you have some moral integrity!"
【Integrity? Your spirit has long been polluted.】
I remember that at that time I was still complaining that the lower limit of the system was getting lower and lower, but Dead Cat was inexplicably frustrated.
"Don't worry, I have no intention of hurting you. Losing to a man in terms of feminine charm will still hurt my self-esteem."
[Do you want to see the ranking of similarity between favorability and this idiot’s ideal partner? The number one ranking is that Kroos, it’s so heartless. Let me tell you again, your ranking is actually very high, higher than expected.]
"Shut up, or I will die with you!"
[Perish together? Haha? Try it? Aren’t you afraid that I will sing Little Apple in your head? 】
"I'm going to read some gay magazines. Muscular men, this trick won't work for you anymore. I'm going to go read the promotional materials and training manuals of the Bei Feng Shen Cult!"
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When I finally silenced the system as I wished, I felt that something very important had been lost inexplicably.
Integrity? It’s not edible, so it’s not important at all. It’s probably more important as a person with normal moral values is the instinctive defense against certain anti-human behaviors.
Well, yes, Sad Wind and his followers are dangerous. Considering the population reduction caused by reproductive isolation, they have already reached the standard of being anti-human and anti-social.
What? That man has broken through the reproductive isolation of different species? He creates all kinds of weird hybrid creatures at will. That is no longer anti-human and anti-social, that is anti-Ashe, and he is simply the public enemy of all planes! In fact,
He has entered the top ten on the natural disaster list and is wanted by all countries and gods! This is already the treatment of a public enemy in all planes!
Well, I’d better put aside this existence that increasingly smells like “the man whose name must not be mentioned”. Regarding Amyla, I have very mixed feelings.
I feel that I owe her a lot, but when it comes to actually talking about marriage, I always feel that something is missing. Maybe I should run away after meeting.
But at this moment, I felt a little inexplicably happy when I saw that green silhouette with a sweet smile, but behind it there were countless vines turning into a forest of thorns, and towering trees rising from the ground wrapped in black air.
"Seeing her at this time, she is really reliable! Help! Come and save me!"
The earth was still shaking violently, and the surrounding magic elements were spontaneously dispersed. Although it did not reach the magic vacuum after the real forbidden spell, the large-scale magic fluctuations made it impossible to cast spells.
On the other side, there is a familiar pale figure hovering in the air. The death roar full of anger and murderous intent makes the living walk directly into death. This is the privilege of the death chanter, who is also a ghost-like undead creature.
The most troublesome innate ability.
"The only thing that is more troublesome than an undead emperor is an undead emperor who can't be killed by a nuclear bomb, and she even went berserk by the nuclear bomb!"
"Also, you dropped this nuclear bomb."
I don't know how the female ghost escaped from that terrible explosion, but just the energy storms gathered in the sky let me know that Heng was very angry and the problem was serious. This time the fun was really big. Fortunately, we
The reinforcements have arrived. Wait, Amyra, your vines are attacking in the wrong direction, why are they coming towards me! We are from the same country! (To be continued.)
