"I said I was just joking to lighten the mood. Do you believe me?"
"Believe it. Judging from your usual style of committing suicide, of course I believe in your ability to commit suicide, but it's useless for us to believe it. She definitely doesn't believe it. +,"
Amyra smiled, as if she saw my misfortune. Not only was she not angry, she was also very relieved and relieved.
I sat on the ground with my head covered in blood, and no one cared about me. I was like a paladin who was excluded from the adventure team. I knew the anger and pain I suffered, and no one cared about me. I could only brush myself with the Holy Light.
Gods are not easy to deal with. If you step on them, they will die. If you pinch them, they will explode. It is not easy to deal with them from the front.
My whole body is now covered with fragments of dragon scale armor. If I hadn't summoned the armor protection in time, I would have turned into minced meat after one punch.
Just now, I was smug about the armor's amazing defense. I even thought that this thing was nearly invincible on the main plane. But since it can't be broken, it is naturally invincible. It's true to say that it's "invincible".
, but it broke immediately... Without such a slap in the face, could it be...
"Is this the retribution for shouting 'I am invincible' just now... It seems that there are some things that cannot be said, no matter in which world. Asteria, are you so boring that you set this line as the law of cause and effect?
arms?"
【……】
Seeing that even Asteria is too lazy to answer such a boring question, I'd better stop talking nonsense and get some treatment as soon as possible.
One after another, the healing sacred light stimulates the body's healing ability. It is very comfortable, but the scene is really not good. My hatred value seems to be a bit high.
In another corner of the room, there was Renee, who was still looking for the soul creature Roland to vent her hatred. The soul creature that was somewhat similar to me was crouching in defense with his head in his hands while glaring at me with resentment on his face.
"Is it a new type of undead creature? Can you study it for me?"
Even though blood was still spurting from my head, I was still a little curious. Even though it was being beaten, why did this thing look so familiar and handsome... ahem, why did it look so like me.
"Have you paid any copyright fees to make you look so handsome after plastic surgery?"
Even though they have similar shapes. I have seen a lot of shape-shifting demons and the like, but the familiar soul fluctuations are difficult to understand. Although I know a little about spiritual creatures, I heard that there are masters and research in the country of mages, but to do this
Not even one step.
I remember that Master Andro of "Arcane Sword" has spiritual servants in his mage tower. His special magic "Andro's Invisible Servant" can be used to summon helpers during war, and can be used to summon helpers at ordinary times, which makes people jealous.
It's a pity that this is his patent and trump card, and he never discloses the information about this spell.
If I can analyze this spiritual creature and ask Dead Cat to help, maybe it can be restored to "Roland's black labor summoning technique (no insurance and no wages!)". Then I can sell the patent and wait to get rich.
"He...he wants to dissect me! Help! Save me!"
The scene in front of him was like a horror movie. His body was rolling under the trampling of the silver boots, his face was twisted into a ball of fear from the heavy blows, and his voice made such a disobedient begging for mercy. It felt very... very fresh.
!
But what's even more strange to me is why he would come to such a conclusion. Do I look like a mad scientist? I am a good person with a bottom line.
"Anatomy? Am I such an immoral person? Every intelligent life has the right to live. Although I am indeed very interested in spiritual creatures, I will respect their right to life."
I defended myself, but no one seemed to believe me.
"Like! Bottom line? Morality? Do you have one?"
"Haha, you are so funny, but today is not the 'Festival of Lies', so you'd better not tell cold jokes that no one can laugh at."
What's even worse is that judging from the public opinion of the people around me, no one believes my explanation, which is really sad. Is my credit so ruined?
"...the 'life' of 'intelligent life' and the 'life' of 'right to life', but it seems that this guy is not life, so what you just said is nonsense." Although you defended it, you didn't admit it? As always?
So shameless."
I respect the right to life, but you are not life, so let me dissect it. This is the true meaning of nonsense... Tsk, I was actually seen through, but I can see through my words and tricks. Liars are always the best at seeing through liars' tactics.
Yes, Heloise, you must be the same as me.
I didn't defend myself, because my soul-connected demon pet was leaked, and no one would believe me if I continued to defend myself.
I just made a sudden move, grabbed the talkative black cat from my shoulder, and then kicked it up, letting the magic pet who betrayed its owner have fun at this critical moment.
"Hey, hey, hey, look at my wounds. I'm obviously the victim, why are you looking at me as the bad guy? If it were an ordinary person, he would have been beaten to death long ago."
"You deserve it! Why aren't you beaten to death... You bastard, you are still pretending to be dead. Why don't you really die?"
Renee roared angrily as soon as she spoke, but there was a lot of anger and resentment in her words, and she seemed a little sad.
...I was silent for a long time. Based on my many years of experience, it is better not to reason with angry women. Some of them have the ability to turn any problem into an emotional problem, and turn any situation into a situation where you feel sorry for her and you are not good to her.
.
"Hey, hey, hey, I won't pretend to be dead. If you make up for it again, you will really die. I know you will cry..."
Yes, cry out. The Queen from the North Kingdom cried out when she saw me lying down and pretending to be dead. She didn’t even check me. Her eyes are still red and swollen now, so Renee is still a little tender. If it’s Margaery
Te and Adam will definitely check the body, well, so will Eliza...
"Renee, he is mentally saying that you are too young and you are fooled so easily. You are not as good as Eliza who understands him."
Well, Heloise, who proudly said all the truth, but it was definitely not the truth, learned my tricks very quickly. Is it really my fate?
I threw the flying cat instantly, and then I took a defensive posture. The punch just now really made me vomit blood. If I hit the god again with a heavy punch, I might actually die, but this time Renee didn't listen to Heloise's nonsense.
, hesitated for a long time, and finally found a substitute to vent his anger.
But when I started to apply holy light to myself again, I vaguely heard a mosquito-like whisper.
"...Did you really not recognize me? Or have you completely forgotten me?"
Looking at the demonic woman who was kicking the clone to vent her anger, while listening to my answer with open ears, I suddenly felt that I felt sorry for Renee.
Considering that even if I told nonsense, I would probably be betrayed by a dead cat, I hesitated for a while and told the truth.
"...... Later I saw the battle flag and naturally recognized it, but you had already taken action. But Renee, you have really grown up. You have changed so much that I didn't recognize it at a glance. The tomboy you used to be has suddenly become a
A big girl."
Maybe I finally got it right for once. Renee, who couldn't hide something in her heart, suddenly the rain cleared up, and I breathed a sigh of relief.
In fact, what really makes me wrong is the huge difference in strength. Renee's progress surprised me. If you only look at the energy level, she is actually above me now. No wonder she can control the evil.
"Tsk."
Sure enough, the dead cat still needed training and I escaped. She actually didn't hide her regrets. Did she really want to watch her master turn into rotten meat in a can?
"...be serious, you are still fighting."
But when I reminded me, I didn't get recognition from others. They all looked relaxed and seemed to have already laid the foundation for victory.
We are able to be so leisurely now, naturally because the overall situation has been decided. Renee's killing spree is over, and there are no demons coming up below. The other party seems to be afraid of her and directly blew up the passage up.
Judging from Timiret's messy instruments, it seems that the demon army has been almost completely wiped out. The situation in front of us is very good. We can win with a draw... It seems that I accidentally said some forbidden words, and I won't be so unlucky.
Bar……
"...The high-energy reaction below is the new devil!"
Well, Timiret is indeed a professional at breaking up troubles.
"Then you are a professional crow's mouth?"
"...So, Heloise, you are a professional cuss-taker?" (To be continued...)
