Chapter five hundred and eighty second abyss survival plan
"Sun, raise up the desert dust"
"You can have fun wherever you go."
"Tsk, this hellish place is the abyss, be poor and happy."
I said the lines that fit the occasion, but the scene in front of me made me really miserable and happy.
This is already the second week since I left the plane of the snake god, but I miss the damp and dark swamp a little bit.
Looking around, it is a completely opposite scenery to the Death Swamp. It is a golden desert. The sky is blue and the ground is golden. The sand sinks when you step on it. No matter where you go, the sky and the earth are the same color. It seems that
There is nothing but white clouds and endless yellow sand.
I think when Woka asked for the keel, he was very free and easy. He didn't even ask what he wanted to do and just gave it to us.
I didn't have to carry out the original robbery plan, and I didn't have to offend the snake god and there was another enemy chasing me. I breathed a sigh of relief, but Xiaohong felt very sorry.
It seems that she has been bored for too long. Without the reins and no need to be a majestic elder, she has directly degenerated and completely turned into a naughty child.
But if you think about it a little, it's natural that Woka doesn't pay attention to this thing.
Without the heart as a key, without the dragon bloodline as a guide, and Woka not planning to learn undead magic, these dragon bones are probably tired of looking at the decorations, and if the negotiations with the gods of the underworld go well, he might not be able to
We have to move, so instead of discarding these bulky and useless luggage, it is better to give them to us as a favor.
"How long will it take for the system to survive before it fails?"
[Considering her accumulation, the probability of failure is probably less than 1%]
As soon as these words came out, I became more and more nervous. I couldn't even bear to look at the dead cat.
'Einmetheus is not like you. A 1% failure rate is equivalent to a 100% failure. Don't be nervous. If you get involved again, be careful if your luck value is lowered by you. That would be a real tragedy.
Already."
In fact, it’s no wonder that I was overly nervous. The dragon clan’s advancements are all very weird. I’ve heard of the most outrageous ones, but I’ve never seen anything as strange as Xiaohong’s.
It is said that the skin-carving dragon has to carve all the skin on its body with magic patterns. It is said that the most perfect ritual requires hunting the skin of powerful prey and sewing it on itself. Not to mention the huge project, just thinking about it makes you die.
, no wonder they are so resistant to beatings, maybe their pain-sensing nerves were all destroyed during the ritual.
If the blood-mad dragon wants to give up its dragon wings, then to give up is to cut them off in a bloody way. And I heard that the dragon wings are the most sensitive part of the dragon's body, comparable to some key vital parts of humans. Don't worry about me.
I know the sensitive parts of dragons, but I can’t understand this ritual anyway. It is said that the dragons who hold the ceremony will move at great speed, coming and going like the wind, and their claws will become as sharp as swords, poking a hole. Is this the dragon version of the Sunflower Book?
?!
If the two are still within the scope of understanding, the advanced conditions for the Dragon of Conservation are to first devour all of its treasures and swear to give up all private property, which is even more incomprehensible. Even if you play the game of abandoning property, it is not like this
Just have fun, it's enough if you throw it away. If you swallow gold and silver treasures, are you really not afraid of gastroptosis and indigestion? You don't have to swallow money to eliminate inflation. If you don't want it, you can give it to me!
Perhaps, with these strange precedents, Xiaohong's advancement ceremony will not be too outrageous.
Now, there is an extra backpack in my luggage, which contains a dark green dragon egg with red spots. After Xiaohong confirmed the advancement, she actually fell back to the dragon egg!
Obviously, Xiaohong is super fragile at this time. It is probably the most declining period in her life. I feel that I am under a lot of pressure. If I accidentally drop the dragon egg, Xiaohong will not let it go.
Pass me.
"Pressure? Who just buried eggs in the sand to see if the rumor that the desert can turn raw eggs into fried eggs is true?"
The vomiting of a dead cat doesn't put any pressure on me. I just tried the rumors. It's not really about boiling eggs. It is said that griffons also lay eggs, so the vulture demons too, I looked at the group of bald vulture demons hovering above my head.
, I have wild imaginations.
"Saliva, saliva, it's just that I haven't eaten for three days, is that what it is?"
Yes, I am very hungry, so hungry that I almost faint.
It's not that we didn't bring enough dry food, but after leaving the snake god's plane, we not only threw away all the dry food immediately, but also burned all the clothes we wore.
The reason? Just the reputation of the god of toxins makes me give up all disposable daily necessities without hesitation, especially those that may be put into my mouth.
This is not only because I lack trust in Woka, but also because since it is the kingdom of the God of Toxins, many things may be harmless in the kingdom of God, but just the concept of toxins, taking them out will
Enough to destroy a country.
This is not a scary lie, but a lesson learned from the painful lessons of the past. Food brought from the land of the dead is deadly poison, and gold brought from the kingdom of heaven is excrement and poisonous snakes.
They all have prototypes.
Many things in the Kingdom of God are themselves priests and part of the gods. The "concept" of the Kingdom of Gods of Order is purer and more dangerous. And just coming out of the Kingdom of Vipers, I don't want to die from food poisoning.
Embarrassing way to die.
"Xiaohong had a stomachache for two days after she came out. I am not a thick-skinned dragon. The toxin that made her uncomfortable is likely to be fatal to me."
"Are you sure she didn't think she had indigestion after eating the same meal for a year?"
This statement makes so much sense that I can’t refute it!
"Ahem, let's talk about the present moment. Let's go there to find some food."
Discarding food and supplies is not impulsive. As a senior adventurer, I am confident that I can find food anywhere, even in the magma hell. I can also catch some fire snakes and flaming turtles to eat, but the prerequisite is that I must see something that can move.
Bar.
Along the way, we only saw sand, swirling around us above our heads, and I also tasted the group of demonic vultures waiting to eat carrion. The smell of carrion and parasites made it impossible for me to swallow it, but no matter how unpalatable it was,
The scavengers, if they were still eggs, shouldn't be unpalatable.
Finally, looking at the eagle demon above my head, I drooled. Maybe, I should catch one and interrogate how many eggs and people it has in its family.
"Well, as a senior mage instructor, I have the responsibility to remind you, as an apprentice, that there are two types of creatures specifically listed in demonology: vulture demons and demon vultures. The latter can be seen in the main plane.
A special kind of monster, and the former is a member of the devil, a special evolution of the devil. Although they are indeed scavengers, they are also devils."
Well, I tried hard to think with my brain instead of my stomach for a few seconds, and finally understood the meaning of Heloise's words.
"So much nonsense, it turns out that the vulture demon doesn't lay eggs."
I stared at Heloise with disappointed eyes. As a semi-undead creature and a familiar, she can completely extract magic power to feed herself. Double consumption is another reason why I am so hungry. Looking at Hailois who is proudly acting like a scholar,
Lois, I'm getting more and more confused.
"By the way, don't they all talk about cat eggs and dog eggs? Heloise, you can lay eggs, right?"
I looked at Heloise with more and more expectation and love. Maybe I had never treated her so tenderly, but she suddenly became nervous.
"Have you forgotten the soul connection? Want to eat slime elf soup? Don't even think about it!"
Then in an instant the cat grew wings and flew away.
“so hungry”
The next moment, the stomach bag once again took over the dominance of the head, and the trembling magic hand reached for the fried egg behind the back, I mean the dragon egg!
"It's okay to take two bites. Just take two bites."
[No, something will definitely happen. Don’t switch to the adventure route all of a sudden!]
I am so hungry that I am delirious. Is it the system that is complaining about me, or is it my conscience that is running out?
But just when I was fighting with heaven and man, Heloise's words of surprise came into my mind.
"Roland, there is a lone foodie in front of you. You led him astray, and there is an adventurer in distress!" (To be continued...)
