Someone else picked up the system, the old man, the magical ring, and then they broke off the engagement, got slapped in the face, upgraded, and turned waste into a genius. In the end, they either fought to conquer the world or opened up a harem. It was really enviable...I mean, it made people speechless.
And if I pick up some treasure, some inexplicable good fortune comes from heaven, and I love to hear about the love fortune, my first reaction is that the treasure must be a trap, so be careful. After the good fortune, there will be double the bad luck, so be careful. The love fortune that comes to your door is not a dinosaur.
It’s the Peach Blossom Tribulation, or it’s the fake motherfucker down there...
What's even more terrible is that based on my many years of experience, this is really not a case of persecutory paranoia, but a solid reasoning, prediction and experience.
And my many years of experience in being cheated gave me my first reaction when I saw this three-piece set of artifacts that is famous in history...
"Throw it away, throw it away quickly. I picked up a three-piece set of artifacts casually. Am I going to be unlucky for a hundred years in a row?"
"...Hmph, don't compare me with you, I've always been very lucky."
Heloise triumphantly adjusted the positions of the three artifacts, conjured up a gorgeous gold and white dress and a perfect adult figure, and dressed up in front of the mirror.
"Is it beautiful?"
Heloise circled in front of me, the golden necklace gems brought out dreamy water vapor, and the crystal bubbles in the air reflected bits of golden light. Coupled with the perfect appearance and existence of the golden elf, she looked like an elf in a fairy tale.
The princess indeed has purity, nobility and beauty that touches people's hearts.
"It is indeed beautiful, the most beautiful one I have ever seen."
I'm not stupid, it's enough to tell the truth at this time, and give honest compliments casually, but I feel more and more that something bad is about to happen, and my scalp is numb.
"murderous look?!"
Sure enough, there is murderous intent! Who is ambushing me? Oh, Eliza, are you glaring at me? It doesn't matter, I'm used to her words.
Why is Eliza smiling? There is something wrong with this smile. Is she really determined to cut me into pieces?
"...Are you in the advanced stage of persecution paranoia? You think the worst about everything."
"No. This is based on experience. If I pick up a wallet with two copper coins in it, there will definitely be an accident the next day and I will lose four copper coins. This is a real example. Why does it look so strange?
Me, you don’t believe it?”
Heloise shook her head.
"No, we believe that you did not tell lies. But with your luck, you still found the wallet?"
It seems that this is not what I should complain about. I nodded proudly, don’t underestimate me, of course I have picked up money, twice!
"Of course, I picked it up once more than 200 years ago. That time, my wallet was stolen first, and then I fell down while chasing. As a result, there was a wallet under my butt. I still remember that there were two Bayer copper coins in it.
This was my first time picking up money. I ordered an extra egg pancake for breakfast the next day to celebrate.
Zhu, it’s a pity that I was picked up again at noon the next day, and my money was also stolen. The second time was more than 50 years ago, and I picked up a silver coin. I couldn’t believe it. It’s a pity that I picked it up that night.
Lost it... Why are you looking at me with such sympathy? This is the truth! I'm not bragging."
"Your life is really not easy."
After thinking about what I just said, I squatted on the ground in frustration and blew myself up again.
Heloise smiled.
"I kind of know where your disgusting fighting method comes from, by repeatedly collecting intelligence, gradually calculating and deducing, accumulating advantages, and then forcing the opponent to a corner before crushing him."
"Um?"
"Even if the probability of failure is low, it will still happen if you are unlucky. Your approach is probably to reduce the unknown and luck components as much as possible, and you are forced to treat a 1% failure rate as 100%.
Looking at it, I don’t expect any luck to come. It’s really pitiful.”
"...What did you say? I don't understand. Ah, by the way, why is your furniture in the abyss?"
"Although the way of changing the subject is still so bad, I also want to know why the dressing table is here, so I'll let you go..."
Many eyes were cast on Abyss Lord Didina, who had been disguising her background. I originally thought that she would be very frustrated because she had missed the artifact after being by her side for so many years, but she smiled and didn't seem to care much.
"These are just pieces of furniture that I randomly purchased when I first became the city lord. I don't even remember where I bought them from. They were probably some plane merchants who came here with that batch of furniture."
There is also a batch of furniture in the treasure house, most of which are in Elf style. They seem to be super antiques from the Elf Empire era. Indeed, there are many antique collectors who particularly like the art from the Elf Empire era. These furniture are probably worth a lot of money.
But in terms of quality and workmanship, it is incomparable to Heloise's dressing table. After all, royal items are all rare.
"...No, I remember that the palace was burned down by fire. I also thought that the three artifacts would be lost forever with the destruction of the palace. Unless someone moved my dressing table before that, I would move it alone.
Of course he knows its value, would such a person sell the dresser?"
It seemed that she had finally recovered from the joy of regaining the treasure. Heloise's IQ was rarely above the line. But the moment she spoke her words, Didina's expression changed. She backed away suddenly, and a little red dragon suddenly appeared.
It fell on her head, and the flames scorched the ends of her hair, letting her know what might happen if she acted carelessly.
I took a closer look at the treasure house. The property was piled up in a mountain, and there was a pile of worn-out furniture in the corner. If I were a reckless intruder, I might take away all the treasures, but this heavy pile of furniture was a sight to behold.
You don’t know how to look at it, let alone find a valuable dressing table among them.
If I were a seasoned intruder, I would not have had high expectations for this treasure house from the beginning. It would be most likely to ask this succubus where the real treasure is. These furnitures would have been ignored from the beginning.
Don't tell me, if Heloise hadn't recognized her belongings, we would have missed it too.
And if this was done deliberately, it was really a clever arrangement. No matter who the intruder was, he would ignore the furniture.
If these arrangements are all to conceal the existence of the dressing table, then it is very likely that the succubus knew the importance of the dressing table from the beginning.
"Heloise, this must be the biggest secret of the royal family, right? Knowing the value of this dressing table, it shouldn't be much."
"……Um."
Heloise didn't give me a clear answer, but her beautiful eyes were already fixed on Didina. Her serious expression, which I had never seen before, surprised me. It seemed that she was very serious.
.
As long as the succubus dares to run away, Heloise will turn her into a target without the intervention of the little red above her head.
I became more and more interested in the background of this succubus. I was about to question this succubus when the door and window suddenly opened, and a little goblin suddenly flew in.
"Your Highness Roland, we have an urgent report from you! It's very urgent! It's very urgent!" (To be continued.)
