"I'm so stupid, really." Wearing the black cloak I borrowed from a kind businessman and wrapping myself tightly, I cautiously walked through the streets of Sulfur Mountain City.
"I just know that the system is never well-intentioned, so most of the things it recommends have problems, and you can never choose them. I don't know that even if there are no problems, there will be problems after passing through the system! You see, the average values of both bloodlines are higher than what they are now.
, this clearly shows that there is something wrong with this body. And the charm value that is cheating. Do you think the system will be kind enough to let me be popular with girls? This is clearly a cheat. Why did I jump at that time? I
How silly, really."
The little bat next to me glared at me fiercely.
"That's enough! You've nagged me a hundred or two times. Did you change your body and lose your IQ?"
"No, I just feel better after seeing you in a worse state, so I want to chat a few more words."
:Transformation (low level) System evaluation: This is your magic pet, but she is always thinking about how to kill you within the limits of the contract, take care of her, or wait to be defeated by her. The system prompts again: Pfft, I did it on purpose.
Keep your previous comments. Now, you no longer have to worry about her treason. The great Banshee King can only transform into bat form and kitten. The most powerful lethality is probably the cat pounce. Well done.
There are actually people who are worse off than you.】
When I died temporarily, Heloise, who was almost destroyed because of this, was taken into the system. Now that I have been resurrected, she has also become active again. It’s just that I am still alive when I fall to level one, and she falls
Once you reach level one, you can no longer maintain your human form.
"...Are you sure what will happen if I cover up your cloth here and then scream if someone runs around naked?"
Gritting her teeth, the little bat issued what she thought was the most terrifying threat, but I laughed.
"Excuse me, streaking is a common thing here, no one will care. Streaking is not news, it is news if no one streaks every few days."
"Oh, you think I'm a fool, how could there be such a terrible place..."
"Seize that naked bull! Yes, it's the one nicknamed the Naked King. Don't let him get away. We've only been peaceful for a few days, but your buffalo alliance has actually started to move again. This time we're going to lock them up for a month."
"
Before Heloise finished speaking, her mouth opened in shock. In my numb expression, a naked tauren roared past with a group of naked men, and immediately, a group of dark elves
The knight chased after him.
"The honorary title of Supreme Judge of the Naked King?"
Inexplicably, my heart ached. Worry about the judicial system was mixed with the shame of my family's misfortune. An urge to clean up the family and kill people came to my heart. But obviously, if I drew the knife in anger at this time,
It's not about cleaning the house, it's about delivering food.
"Let's go. I have a lot of gadgets in my laboratory that use illusion to change appearance. As it is now, nothing can be done."
While searching for a way to deal with that guy in his mind, he carefully wrapped his cloak. In a sense, this city is the safest in the entire underground city, but in a sense, it is also the most dangerous, especially
I'm in really bad shape right now.
While avoiding sight, he carefully pulled the familiar bat away. But Heloise looked over there dumbfounded, where several paladins were chatting and laughing with several death knights.
This is definitely a situation that cannot be seen in other places. It is a symbol of the harmonious coexistence of order and chaos. I just wanted to say something, but the next moment, they started fighting. They were fighting and scolding, and the quarrel was very fierce.
It's very vicious.
"That's right."
Heloise nodded with satisfaction, but at this moment, the yelling came over, which immediately made Heloise dumbfounded.
"You bastard who talks like a bastard, you promised to have a date with a banshee? Why are there only a few female zombies here? Look at the maggots on their faces. Can you tell?"
"Oh, you ignorant little kid, that's the fashion in our undead area! Also, are you like this? The beautiful priest you promised? Why are there so many cafeteria ladies! You think we are fools!"
There were already cheering spectators nearby. The two sides became more and more noisy and beat each other harder and harder. However, the Death Knight did not use his rune sword and the Holy Knight did not use the Holy Light. Instead, they started punching and kicking each other like a fistfight.
"Remember the banshee and Medusa in our area? Not to mention the doors, there are no windows. I can't catch them myself, so why should I introduce them to you?"
"Hmph, I'll tell you the truth. We have to fight hand-to-hand before even talking to a female priest. Resources are so scarce, why should I introduce her to you?"
Well, amidst the boos from the audience, it became obvious that the two parties organized a joint venture, but they actually wanted to take advantage of the other party's girl resources. As a result, the two parties bumped into each other, and then discovered the other party's intention.
"The undead associate with the Paladin organization? Is the world crazy or am I crazy?" Heloise was stunned.
Is it time to be grateful for having a body? Looking at these living treasures, I held my belly, which should be my stomach, and felt stomach pain and neuralgia for the first time.
"Who is going to contact the urban management..."
"Don't move, who is causing chaos? Haha, it's you grandsons again. During the last tripartite friendship, you guys were awesome. You dared to bring satyrs and centaurs. If we hadn't been smart, we called the legend.
The tragic wind in the wind scared away those naughty beauties, and I left all the men in your hands that time. This time, the old and new grudges will be settled together. You will be punished by my punishment!"
Okay, there’s no need to call the urban management. This new graduate from Nanxiang has already arrived. But judging from the information he revealed, I should sigh that their friendship is good. Inexplicably, my stomach hurts even more.
"Ouch!"
Suddenly, someone knocked me away hard.
"Sorry, sorry, Momo is chasing those bastards."
It turned out that a dark elf city manager accidentally bumped into me while he was chasing me.
The cloak was knocked open, and the light shot into my eyes, stinging them painfully. But looking at Momo with a shocked face, I woke up immediately.
I quickly wrapped my body in a cloak. The system will not be kind enough to give you a set of clothes. As Heloise said, the new body is almost completely naked and there is nothing underneath the cloak.
"Well, I have nothing to do with those guys from the Buffalo Alliance. I'm a newcomer here to learn the power of law. I just got robbed by a robber and had my clothes stolen."
I tried to recall the smile of No. 2 when I was a Paladin - a smile that showed no harm and a sense of self-confidence, while trying to build a relationship with those perverts. I didn't want to be imprisoned in a juvenile detention center for no reason like this.
"I'm already penniless, so I just came to seek refuge with my lich cousin named Roland. This is Ah Miao, my best friend."
Then, I raised Heloise in front of the dark elf. At this time, under my command, she had turned into a cute black kitten.
Under the command of my Demonic Pet Contract, the majestic Banshee King could only start to look at her cutely, even though her eyes were about to burst into flames.
"aim!!!"
"Haha, girls are often unable to resist cute things. If they see that I am not threatening, they will surely let me go after a little searching and inspection."
But soon, I realized that what I did was unnecessary. The female dark elf city manager ignored the meowing Banshee King and just stared at me without saying a word.
Then.....
The imageless saliva is flowing down...
"I'm crazy! You're the best shota!!!"
Immediately, an unknown fire broke out, and I roared angrily.
"You are the shota, and your whole family is the shota."
Okay, this time I admit that I have been tricked by the system again. What exercise from a young age is very beneficial to controlling the body, what state of the soul is most closely integrated with the physical body, no amount of self-comforting excuses can cover up the fact that I have been tricked.
.
The fourteen-year-old body is indeed the expected physical age, and it is the true posture of my soul, suitable for the fusion of soul and body, but...
"I know that ancient humans lived for more than two hundred years, and fourteen years old is still a child to them!"
Yes, the average lifespan of the first generation of humans was at least twice as long as that of current humans. My fourteen-year-old body looks at most ten years old.
I should have thought long ago that compared to the other two body options, the basic attributes of this body are lower because it is too young, and its charm value is too high purely because children generally look cute.
Yes, cute, and handsome without caring about cuteness.
Her golden hair exudes the luster of the sun, her cheeks are as red as a freshly washed red apple, making people want to take a bite. Her fair skin is moist and moist, obviously she has not been exposed to the sun, and
The habitual sunny smile on his small face makes people feel his cheerful and lively personality.
It's not scary to be young again. What's scary is that when I looked in the mirror, I felt like a big doll, very cute.
The charm value of nineteen is so attractive to an adult. It would be invincible when used to pick up girls, but if it is used on children, what’s the use of being cute!
This is not the most insidious part of the system...
Appearing young is not a big deal to a mage. There are all kinds of secret medicines and props to deceive one's age. Old witches and old monsters pretending to be young can be seen everywhere. As long as I return to the laboratory, take out those collections and pretend to be an adult.
No difficulty at all.
But now the biggest problem is that although the little guy has it, because he hasn’t fainted yet, it means he doesn’t have it! This is the core of the problem!
I knew that the system had no good intentions. After finally getting rid of the body of a lich without sex, it gave me this undeveloped physical body.
My first goal now is to quickly return to the underground library to find out when the first generation of humans reached puberty and when they were able to get married... Well, I know I won't be bored without that book.
Remember these, but think about it and it’s right.
But at this moment, judging from the drooling and infatuated dark elf, this time, I am in danger.
"Little cutie... No, little friend, how about going to see the goldfish with your sister? There are many cute little animals at my sister's house."
"Goldfish? There are goldfish in the underground world? Do you think I'm stupid?"
I am only at the first level now, and there is absolutely no way I can defeat this weakest silver-level urban management knight.
"By the way, kids, I also have lollipops here."
Seeing this idiot elf actually take out a large amount of candy from the breastplate, I have no idea what the structure of her brain is. Are these the proud urban managers of Sulfur Mountain City? Thinking of this, my stomach hurts even more...
..
"let me go!!"
"I don't want it. It's not easy to find one that suits my appetite. Momo must catch it and raise it!! It will be harvested in a few years. Momo will be the first among the sisters to marry a husband!"
Well, Momo has completely forgotten his identity as a law enforcer and is obsessed with his dreams.
"Haha, with such a cute little husband, Momo will be envied by other sisters."
But I did feel like being picked up by a pretty girl, but not like a child bride being picked up by a pretty girl. So, without saying anything, I turned around and ran away.
But just after running two steps, my stomach started to hurt even more, and then I naturally fell to the ground helplessly.
"Why do I feel so uncomfortable and exhausted? Is there something wrong with the physical union?"
But suddenly, I felt like my whole body was being hugged, and the voice of that nympho elf was in my ears.
"Why are you so gentle? My little boy, have you eaten well?"
"Eat?" Okay, I finally remembered what I had forgotten. It took me two days to walk from the underground river, but I had just transformed into a living person and had long forgotten the habits of the living. I really didn't expect to eat.
Heloise, who is also dead, would not even think of reminding me.
"It turns out it's not stomachache, it's just hunger. I haven't eaten for two days and I'm fine. It seems I'm still in good health."
I suddenly realized it, and the next moment I fainted from hunger.
But fortunately, before I fainted, I yelled with all my strength, "Help, there's a weird auntie, she wants to feed me milk." Judging from the urban management officials who rushed over, my body should be innocent.
Can I keep it?
"What a tragedy, this is a cheating system. You and I are at odds with each other!"
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PS. Well, seeing that everyone is so enthusiastic, I will announce it in advance. I have worked hard to write out another chapter. Today I have updated 13,000, which is considered an explosion. I also have the support of book friends who recommended the votes. The state is not good.
If there are any mistakes or omissions, I will correct them tomorrow.
PS2. How can anyone guess that the girl will be transformed into a girl? If someone becomes a girl, other people can do it. If the story of the protagonist transforms into a girl, then the story is over...
