"Oku, a half-elf and half-orc, a bronze-level professional killer, has killed countless men. He especially likes to hunt young children. He was captured by the dark elf city management while performing a mission in Sulfur City. He was sentenced to 376 years in prison by the Sulfur City Court.
, life without parole. Tsk tsk.”
While looking at the information, I marveled at the half-elf killer in the cage. Half-orcs are rare, and the other half of the hybrid is an elf, the mortal enemy of the orcs, which is even rarer.
"Lich? Wait, don't kill me, and don't use me for experiments. You must have many enemies. I can kill people for you for free!"
When he found out that he was sent to the Lich, Oku was shocked at first, because the weakest Lich is also a legendary mage, but then he felt relieved, because the Lich, who also belongs to the Chaos camp, is at least better than the righteous judge and
Paladins with iron heads are easy to deal with. Those hypocrites from the order camp have never known how wonderful deals and compromises are.
But at this moment, I was staring at him with a half-smile. I brought him here from Sulfur City Prison not to find a thug.
Bone-like fingers were placed on the half-elf's forehead. Even if he was a heinous and perverted killer, the warm body temperature of the creature still made people look after him.
But the other party's face was not very good. Perhaps he remembered the legends about lichs playing with souls and corpses. Under the cold touch of the bones, his face became paler.
"...It's really interesting. I thought he was just an ordinary murderer, but he is actually a hidden flesh and blood sacrificer, a dirty devil worshiper. You traded the life of a young child with the devils under the Nine Hells in exchange for your own longevity and peace.
strength."
Sure enough, with my words, the memory hidden in the subconscious became more and more obvious, the dirty memory became more obvious, and what followed was the memory that made him more and more frightened.
"Tell me, funny little fellow, what are you most afraid of."
The human brain is very interesting. The harder you try not to think about something, the more your subconscious mind will actively think about it.
The fourth-ring arcane memory reading is not a profound spell, nor is it a useful ability. The more secret things are, the deeper they are hidden in the mind, but memory reading can only see the top part.
.
But I have my own secret method.
If I ask you "What secrets are you hiding?", then that person will often subconsciously think about what he has to hide. At that moment, the secret will be exposed to the surface, and my memory reading spell will
The content of his thoughts is revealed.
"...The thing you fear most is that your true identity is revealed? Interesting? What is your true identity?"
"A spy in Karon City? How interesting." After a series of questioning, his hidden purpose was naturally clear.
I was really lucky today. I originally just replaced two prisoners to gain evil points, but I just tried it out and found out that he was actually a spy sent from another city.
The underground city of Kalonstanpol is probably the closest underground city to Sulfur Mountain City, but obviously, its population and area are much smaller than the prosperous Sulfur Mountain City.
This dungeon is dominated by orcs and gray dwarves. The city owner is a stupid orc who believes in the tyrant god Bane. The mining industry is quite developed, but other industries are not very prosperous.
This spy was hired by the other party in Caron City. The task was only to collect the simplest intelligence. At most, it could only be regarded as a part-time job, but it was enough to show that Caron City was probably planning something else.
"Eliza?"
"Huh?" Sure enough, the elusive head maid appeared behind me the next second.
"Torture him carefully, squeeze out all his secrets, and then give Margaret a share. Just tell her that if she doesn't care, I'll leave it to Adam."
In my memory, catching a spy = a secret in the gutter = a big shot’s ambition = a lot of trouble... It’s like a volunteer with no money!
There is no benefit to me. I don’t want to deal with such an annoying thing. Now that I have encountered it, just leave it to someone who may be interested. Margaret, the great sage in charge of internal affairs, will follow the clues and peel them off bit by bit.
The truth.
As for this prisoner? Before he was sent to me, he already explained that his crime was unpardonable. Now that he has come in, he should not go out.
"boom!"
With two loud noises, the whole old house shook slightly, and after that, the dust falling from the ceiling spread in the dungeon,
The prisoners were choked and coughing, and even my bones were covered with a layer of ash, but Eliza was prepared in advance and covered her mouth with a handkerchief.
"It seems that Abao can't wait any longer."
This earthquake was my lovely Bao. Since the owner hadn’t shown up after the usual walking time, he was urging me by jumping.
So, I irresponsibly left all the work to Eliza. The working time was over, and now it was time for a walk with Po.
In other words, it was the time when I was dragged around by a huge two-headed hellhound...
Like other stupid dogs, Po forgot his master as soon as he left the house and started running around like crazy, while I, with the reins on me, weighed less than 30 kilograms and my strength was only 5
, will naturally be dragged up by a giant beast weighing dozens of tons.
Of course, at this time, after suffering several losses, I usually add a floating technique to myself, and then tie the reins to the strongest rib to make a qualified kite...
But this way of walking has unexpected rewards...
"The bone flag is up, the big dog is coming soon, everyone close the stall quickly!"
"The city management is here? Call the city management!"
"Everyone, come on. Build a defense line and defend the butcher shop. You can't take away my fresh ribs today!"
Well, being dragged and suspended high in the air became a symbol of Po. In order to avoid being affected by the rampaging stupid dog, the vendors in the two blocks began to close their stalls and give way.
"Go to the undead area in the east of the city. The city management shouldn't be there!"
Hearing these words, I quickly gave the order and pulled the reins hard to make Abao turn his head.
In the past, when Po took a walk, it would only cause traffic chaos at most, and there was no history of hurting anyone (skeleton soldiers don't count as humans!)
In the past, the urban management officers had to deal with more serious criminal cases. When they arrived, I had almost returned from my walk. But now, as the only survivor of the League of Gentlemen, when our League is not causing trouble for them, I will never underestimate them.
The speed of dispatch, and the determination to defeat us once and for all.
"Woof!"
Under my command, Abao kicked away the tauren blocking the road, then used his big butt to collapse the roadblock blocking the road, and ran all the way to the east of the city.
"stop!!"
"Momo, stop, it's all you who caused Momo to wet his pants in front of Mr. Sleepless Man yesterday!"
Well, I still underestimated the opponent's determination to capture me. The urban management team actually set an ambush.
But... "Jump, Po!"
The huge hellhound jumped over the roadblock in front of him.
The urban management officers who were following behind stopped helplessly.
A skeletal giant over six meters tall stood in front of them, using the city gate made of diamond as a shield.
There was no emotion in the empty eyes, but no one dared to take a step beyond the limits.
This is already the undead area in the east of the city, but it is not within the jurisdiction of the urban management. If they want to go in to enforce the law, they must file a report and go through the procedures. If they really go through the cumbersome bureaucratic procedures, the lich has long been found.
There are no more people.
As for me, I also arrived at today’s destination and sent Ah Bao away to find food on his own... ahem, to play.
Then, greet every undead in front of you.
"Hi, long time no see. Everyone, do you miss me? Big guy, your rotten meat smells even worse. Small bones, your skull is so shiny. What brand of polishing agent is that? Uncle Aka, your bones are all rusty, otherwise
, try my newly developed lubricant, which is all natural, pollution-free and has no side effects..."
But in front of me, the undead who were dancing lively just now saw me. They were all stunned at first, and then...;.
"Run! That madman is here again! He's so scary!"
...It makes people sad and scattered.
The giant skeletons jumped over the houses with their battle axes, and the headless horsemen took away their heads in a swarm. Even the poor skeleton warriors also rolled away.
The scene in front of me is really sad...
"Hey, are you so welcoming to your clansmen? Isn't it just that I used you to conduct new experiments on undead magic, to do a hard daily life, and to test the power of the holy sword..."
The more I spoke, the less confident I became, but a familiar voice came to my mind from behind.
"Your Highness, you have already given your reasons, so I don't need to talk nonsense. Are you here this time because the time for us to go to war is almost up?"
"No, I am a pacifist. I hate war and the like. However, the agreed time is indeed coming soon. Is our legion ready?"
"Of course, Your Highness, your legion, whether it was 376 years ago, 250 years ago, or 130 years ago, has it ever let you down!? Twenty-four thousand red hounds
The six hundred and two remaining defeated troops are sharpening their teeth in peace, waiting for deployment at any time. We can't wait to return to the battlefield."
The thick voice is full of fighting spirit. My general is indeed as reliable as before.
"Are you going to have a military parade or watch a new plague test today? Our alchemist has invented a brand new war weapon. He also has high destructive power..."
"No, I have already said that I am a pacifist. Fighting and killing are boring. Today, I came to see the preparations for something."
"You mean that stupid... no, that important thing? It's already prepared and can be started at any time."
I nodded with satisfaction and turned around, but I couldn't see anyone.
"Woof woof! Below. Woof woof, below, Your Highness! Did you do this on purpose? Is it fun to tease me? I am one of your most powerful generals!"
Looking down, it turned out to be my cute little baby. He was instinctively chasing his tail in circles.
He is Po's brother, one of my most trusted generals in the past, but now he is a cute little skeleton dog.
"I'm not Xiaobei! I'm Best, Void Demon Dog Best!!"
"Yes, Abe."
"Best!! I am your general, the deputy commander of your invincible legion!"
"Okay, Xiaobei. No need to stress, I have always thought you are amazing. Well, the most important thing is that you are very cute! Sure enough, pets are man's best friends, and naughty children are the worst enemies.
"
Listening to my tone of voice that sounded like coaxing a disobedient child, and my increasingly unreliable declarations, with lowered tail and brows, Xiaobei covered his face and lay down. He knew that as long as his master fell into this state of madness, what could he say?
It's all useless.
Today I finally saw how a skull dog's face could look so desperate.
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore, Xiaobei. Have you made the preparations?"
"It's up to you. Although I've always thought this was a bad idea, but you're not known for being unreliable, so I just want to make you happy..."
"Ahem!" A slight cough interrupted its complaint.
"Then, I, Lich Roland, announce that this Sulfur Mountain City Undead Tourism Week event has officially started, and the Death Crown Theme Park has officially been put into operation!!"
Yes, fighting and killing are boring. Nowadays, what we are fighting for is the economy and people's livelihood! Our Undead Zone will also launch its own new pillar industry-the Undead Theme Park.
Headless Horseman Polo Competition, Skeleton Puzzle King Game, Ghost Festival Dance Competition, and riding a cool bone dragon around the entire Sulfur Mountain City, I have prepared a series of selling point programs.
And what is spinning behind it is the biggest selling point of the theme park, a huge Ferris wheel made up of countless skeletons. It is more than three hundred meters high. When it spins, the evil wind it drives is like a flying black dragon. It is so huge that it looks like a
It's like a Titan and can be seen even outside the city of Sulfur Mountain.
Although I spent a lot of time convincing the living that it was not a terrible fighting machine or a terrible conspiracy...but it was all worth it!
This is a living advertisement for the theme park. Soon, countless tourists will come here, and I will also make a lot of money.
At this moment, my skeleton attendants, also dressed in clown clothes, started beating gongs and drums at the door, and I patiently waited for customers to come.
Surprisingly, half an hour passed and not a single tourist came, so I asked Abe who was lying on my head.
"Have the flyers been sent out?"
"It has been sent out a long time ago.
“Did you pay those goblin dwarfs for advertising?”
"Give it."
“Is the Supreme Court security guarantee put in an ad?”
"Of course, thank you for getting the permission and guarantee from the Executive Yuan and the Supreme Court. Without this, no one would dare to come."
“Is my advertising slogan poorly written?”
"No, it's very literary and attractive. See your future situation and say hello to your future neighbors. Dance with the ghosts in the fantasy world and enjoy a novel experience that you have never had before. The first three days are free, and the first three days are free.
One hundred customers and a mystery gift! Absolutely safe! Absolutely fun.'"
"Then why no one came!!"
I stared at this stupid dog, but it smiled.
"Haha, sir, you have forgotten that this is the area of the undead, a restricted area of life. What do you think we undead are in front of the living?"
Hearing this, I was stunned for a moment. "What are the undead?"
