"Are you Lord Roland, Lord Sleepless Man, Little Luoluo, or all three?"
In a tent at midnight, the solitude of a man and a woman often carries a romantic ambiguity. But as Diana asked, the air of ambiguity dispersed in an instant, and the inexplicable feeling of frustration and powerlessness made me silently sink.
head.
"Sure enough, I knew that my luck as a woman in this life would only be a peach blossom disaster, and it was definitely not a peach blossom luck. Those who accidentally fell in love with me and fell in love with me were either demons, bone dragons, or perverted murderers. I will be like this for the rest of my life, and I am doomed forever.
I can’t get favor from normal women with surnames.”
Well, being discovered by her was just an expected thing. What makes me depressed is always that I am in trouble rather than my luck.
However, at most I only thought that I would be discovered to be the Lich Roland, and that the identity of the Sleepless Man would be revealed, but I really didn’t expect it.
The reason why I am sure that I have been discovered? That stupid dragon Xiaohong rolled his head with laughter as soon as he saw me that day, and even called out my name in the laughter. In the lair, the dragon's voice was different from thunder.
Not far away. Diana, who sent me here, hadn't gone far yet. If she hadn't been deaf, it would have been strange not to notice her.
"Then, sir, what should I call you?"
"Both Luo Lan and Luo Lan will do. Anyway, the pronunciation is the same. But how do you associate my appearance with Luo Luo and the others?"
Now I really need a reliable assistant. Even if she doesn't look for me, I will look for her sooner or later, but I am really curious about where the secret is.
"Your ring and the kitten."
Well, after patting my head, I finally knew what the problem was. In my right hand was Eliza's ring, and the kitten in the form of the Banshee King had appeared in front of Diana. For the legendary knight,
It's not difficult to have piercing eyes, she recognized him as a matter of course.
"Okay, you avoided the crowd tonight and came to me, you must not have just wanted to reveal my identity. In other words, you have private matters to discuss with me in secret."
The gray elf who was so heroic just a second ago suddenly lowered his head and nodded shyly. The red clouds lingered in my ears, but I opened my mouth wide and accidentally dropped the cup on the ground.
"Is spring really coming? Does she like me?"
The dark elf in front of us is the rare conscience of the entire urban management brigade. She is the only shameless and weird dark elf. She is extremely famous for her conservatism and old-fashionedness. She is even called a dwarf with a dark elf shell because of this.
It has quite a reputation and reputation in the city.
However, due to his legendary strength and status as the captain of the urban management team, as well as his legendary deeds of leading his people thousands of miles away, some people have already compared him with the legendary gray elf ranger Drizzt, which makes all young suitors
You feel dirty and have only been single so far, but now you are actually having sex in front of me, a stranger?
I pinched my cheek. It really hurt. It must not have been a dream.
"Almighty system, I won't hack you anymore, thank you for giving me 19 points of charm! The system bless me, the attribute points that increase next time will also be charm! Haha, it is the last word to rely on face to make a living, and the Paladin is the face knight.
My time, Roland, is finally coming."
Finally, Diana, who was blushing, lowering her head and playing with her fingers, mustered up her courage.
"grown ups!!"
"Well, I'm here!"
"I want to ask you something that I'm a little shy about saying."
"I like things that are unspeakable!"
"You won't laugh at me, will you? You are obviously a Paladin, but you would do such a shameless thing."
"No, no, shameless or something like that. I like it the most."
"Great, sir! I knew I could trust you. Please show me the way when I am confused! I am lost in my belief in the Holy Light."
"What!?"
As if realizing that what she said was too simple, Diana quickly added a lot.
It turns out that the shameless thing Diana said was that as a paladin, she found that she had unknowingly betrayed her faith.
It turns out that like most of the dark elves, she initially believed in Rose, the Spider Queen, but she had always hated competition and resolutely chose the Holy Light as her faith. However, the Holy Light regarded the undead and demons as mortal enemies from the beginning, and
In that battle, the undead souls that turned into heroic spirits were not at all as evil and disorderly as the teachings said, so she had doubts about her belief in the Holy Light.
But what was originally a small crack has turned into a wide gap due to my appearance. I ascended the throne of the God of Law as the God of the Undead, and now the incarnation I sent can actually use the Holy Light. Aren't the undead evil?
Is it possible that the God of Law and the God of Holy Light are the same god? What I did was simply overturning the foundation of the Holy Light's teachings. This fact that destroyed the three views directly shook her faith. She expected me to
Let’s give him some guidance.
It turned out that she regarded me as an incarnation sent by the God of Law, so she kept strange silence along the way. At this time, she even asked me for advice on faith.
Hearing this, I suddenly felt my blood pressure suddenly surge, my pupils became bloodshot, and I instantly understood the orc's crazy combat skills. It turned out that this guy really used me as a priest!
Have we agreed to have an ambiguous love affair? Have we agreed to have a beautiful woman attack you at night? Have we agreed to have dark elf instincts and tricks? Are you cheating? A beautiful woman comes to you in the middle of the night to point you to the path of faith? I’m not a saint’s priest, so you come to me to do it
What! I am a man and a beast! I can transform at midnight!
Okay, I know my little friend can't do anything, but it's okay to chat, talk about love and cultivate feelings for the future!
As a senior magician, the nameless flame burned in my chest, and I secretly made up my mind that since you asked me for advice, I will teach you what gods are and what faith is.
"First of all, I am not the incarnation of the God of Law. I am a living mortal. In fact, let me tell you the secrets of the gods. The first one is that all the teachings of the true God are bullshit."
The anti-detection barrier attached to the magic ring was activated, and I, who was clearly one step away from the true God, was revealing the secrets of the God without any respect.
"True gods are just special beings. They survive and evolve by faith. You can regard them as part of the world. Well, it's okay to be parasites on the world system."
So, driven by the inexplicable flames, I tried my best to say the worst and unpleasant things to the other party.
I believe that when this night is over, the so-called wavering of faith will only be reduced to a joke. I guarantee that she will, like me, regard belief in the true God itself as ridiculous after thoroughly understanding what God is.
"In short, the God of Order is a wretch mixed with the concept of order, and the God of Holy Light is a super wretch who doesn't even have a self. Whether it is my clone, the God of Law, Sleepless Man, or the nameless Holy Light
Gods are just divine power servers that act according to certain rules. Well, it is a machine similar to Roland II. Since it is a rigid machine, as long as you follow their rules, there is no difficulty in borrowing their power."
"The teachings of the God of Law are set by me, a mortal. Since he is the incarnation of the concept of justice, even I cannot leave a backdoor. Even if I lose myself, I can treat all prayers and salvations from the mortal world fairly and justly.
The teachings of the God of Holy Light were compiled by those from the Holy Church. On top of the essence of 'purification', they added many fragmentary concepts. These are probably things that even the God of Holy Light himself cannot understand.
, why do you have to worry about those messy teachings."
Some words are enough. If the God of Holy Light is the embodiment of the concept of purification, and the God of Law is indeed the embodiment of the concept of justice, then "created equal" that drags both parties to the same level is the most obvious example.
But if the God of Law can leave a backdoor, with special exceptions, then he is not a God of justice. However, sometimes there is no need to leave a backdoor for cheating. The fact that Sleepless Man ascends the throne of God as my clone is in itself a reason for me to leave a backdoor.
An important back-up move.
Of course, these deeper secrets will not be told to Diana, but these alone are enough to completely destroy the legendary paladin's outlook and collapse his faith. And what I want is exactly this result.
The future situation I face is too severe. In the unaccompanied surface world, I need a helper, a helper who works for me wholeheartedly, a powerful trump card when I grow up again, and an assistant who truly trusts me.
But what is very puzzling is that even the powerful Sulfur Mountain City has basically no one who can play a trump card role and move freely in human society.
Needless to say, the Zone of the Undead and the Siro Royal Faction group, if they go to the human kingdom on the surface, it will basically be equivalent to the dead declaring war on the living. The same is true for the Four Law Kings under me. Caledia lacks mobility and physical strength.
, the high elf is too conspicuous in human society. He used to be the consul of the Kingdom of France, but once he appears, he will cause countless troubles.
The same goes for other kings of law. Needless to say, Lilith is a vampire. Kevin is a human being, but his business and family have dragged him down. A gold-level justice knight cannot have the final say as a trump card.
As for the most powerful candidate for assistant, as the Hidden King Eliza, even if she is still in Sulfur Mountain City, I will definitely not dare to take her with me.
After all, it is basically an impossible task to find a race with a worse reputation than demons. The physical characteristics of demons are so obvious, and the power of chaos in their bodies is even more eye-catching. Any paladin will notice it.
As for the naked king, even if I am willing to take him, the Supreme Court of Sulfur Mountain City is willing to let him go, but he must put a collar around his neck and disguise himself as a tauren slave. After all, most orcs are either enemies or enemies in the eyes of humans on the surface.
It's a slave.
As for the gang of urban management brigade, unless they are willing to endure the fatal moonlight ritual, considering the bad reputation of dark elves being burned to death on the surface, taking them out will definitely cause trouble for themselves.
The final result is that there are obviously many masters under his command, but in order not to be branded as a foreign race and a heretic, no one is suitable to lead them.
After much deliberation, this "simple" gray elf legendary paladin became the most suitable candidate. He is trustworthy, hardworking, and has unlimited potential. Of course, the most important thing is that he is simple and easy to fool. "
"History" has proved that its potential is endless, which is why I say, even if she doesn't come to me, I will go to her.
"He is stupid, powerful and eye-catching. What a good personal bodyguard."
Well, after the target was confirmed, an unscrupulous person stepped up his deception.
In order to attract the other party to join me, I also vaguely revealed my grand plan, which made her struggle with her thoughts and actions.
Finally, the day became slightly brighter, but Diana said she would go back and think about it for a while. When she got up to say goodbye, her beautiful eyes were bloodshot after not sleeping all night. The formerly heroic female knight looked as sluggish and haggard as she had just been.
He was dragged into an alley by a dozen orcs and spent the night.
And when I saw her hesitating, I nodded with satisfaction. Judging from my understanding of her, I guess the result of the consideration will probably satisfy me.
Then I looked at the sky that was getting brighter. I felt a little tired after not sleeping all night, so I was ready to take the last one or two hours to get some sleep.
But before I could even close my eyes for ten minutes, I was attacked by a fierce dog in a daze.
"Asshole! What did you do to my eldest sister!!"
The angry female elf broke into my tent with a sword, and without saying a word, she overturned my bed board with her kick.
"What?"
"Momo has never seen the eldest sister looking so haggard and crying all the way. You bastard, what did you do to the eldest sister? Is it because you have poor skills and you still force yourself on me? The eldest sister is really pitiful. This is obviously the first time.
, just encountering a silver-like wax gun tip that you look up to but useless will leave you with sad memories."
What is this? Looking at this guy’s messy clothes and the bloodshot eyes in his eyes, maybe she has been listening outside all night. I am secretly glad that in order to tell the mystery of the gods, I activated the spell to prevent eavesdropping very early.
But Momo became more and more enthusiastic.
"I've said it before, men can't just look at their appearance, there's more to what they can see than what they can do. If I had known this would be the result, I should have stopped the eldest sister when she entered your tent, and asked Momo to teach you a few tricks first
Okay. Although Momo has no experience, Momo has read a lot of books and communicated a lot with sisters. Combining theory with practice and practicing on the spot will definitely allow you to have a perfect first semester.
Experience and feel at home.”
Every time when I feel that I am in arrears with the cheating system, I look at the words and deeds of those tough women in the urban management team that should be marked as mosaic, and I always feel that I am still a moral person, a noble person, and a
A person who has escaped from vulgar taste.
Well, I was already sleep deprived and was disturbed for my short sleep time, so naturally I was extremely annoyed. Then, of course, the knight duel from the previous day was reenacted.
After this inexplicable battle ended, I went to get a basin of water, but surprisingly I found that everyone looked at me differently.
Seeing the obscene gesture of finger piercing made by the two flower protectors, as a man, I understood instantly.
Even with the cover of night, the armored knight's stealth skills were definitely not up to par. She sneaked into my tent with a tinkling sound all over her body and couldn't hide it from anyone. When everyone saw that Diana was inside, she was full.
One night, and in the morning, when I came out with bloodshot eyes and a dejected look, I could not wash myself away even if I jumped into the Yellow River.
This time, Kelosi, who was relatively close to me, stayed away from me. She looked at me as if she were looking at something dirty. After all, in her eyes, this happened to Diana not long after we met. How could it happen?
Just looking at him makes me think he is a super playboy.
Well, if something really happened, I would admit it, but I am really innocent. But now I say that Diana and I just talked about faith and gods for one night, and it is a pure relationship between men and women. Even I don’t believe it.
.
Considering that Kelosi might also play a role in the future plan, I could only talk to her shamelessly and try to explain to her, but judging from the wary eyes, the effect was indeed not very good, and what happened next
The scene that happened made me completely unable to get rid of the relationship.
Not far away, Diana took off her heavy armor, wore light single clothes, and walked towards me slowly and solemnly, carrying the holy sword Silver Avenger.
The expression full of consciousness was like that of a saint who was about to step onto the altar to sacrifice herself.
But she, who had just approached me with a serious face, suddenly knelt down on her knees, slowly raised her arms, and handed me her holy sword.
"My Lord, I swear to follow your teachings throughout my life and become your most solid support. Your enemies will become the target of my long sword. Your pleasure is my highest glory and becomes your proud possession.
It will be my lifelong goal."
Okay, I understood instantly. Landing on one knee is a knight's allegiance to his lord. He can only kneel on his knees to his elders and the gods in the sky. She is worshiping me as a true god. This oath was ambiguous at first, but it was just
Prayers proclaiming faith and obedience to the true God.
But I understand, others don’t.
"Sister! Luo Lan! What kind of magic did you use on eldest sister to confuse eldest sister? I will fight with you."
Well, the fierce dog instantly transformed into a rabid dog. This "ciluo" naked killing intent and the violent sword with wind pressure are obviously serious.
"Ah, I said those elves and humans are unreasonable. You see, they hooked up in just a few days. Look at any human male who always has a silver smile. He is not a good person at first glance."
Silver Hook Bea, you dare to slander my reputation, I will definitely take revenge! And where is the silver smile? It is obviously the standard smile of the 59-style Paladin. It is a weapon to obtain donations from ladies, which I have spent a long time on.
Cai Lian Hui does not pass on secrets.
"We have another rising star in our generation. I am gratified and congratulated." Well, if this was not a compliment from a delinquent dwarf who was well versed in pornography, gambling, and drug abuse, I would be happy to accept it.
"Yeah, a hairless female is not that good-looking." That's okay, everyone knows who this strange aesthetic creature is.
"Unfortunately! Stop chasing me. I really just chatted with your eldest sister all night."
The one who screamed in agony at the end was me who had thrown my sword in the tent and tried desperately to avoid the rabid dogs.
"Huh, is this possible? You can't even sleep all night talking, unless you are incompetent or an underdeveloped brat."
"That's too much bullying. I'll fight you."
Well, someone accidentally stepped on a painful spot and turned around and got into a fight with Momo. (To be continued.)
