When talking about memories of youth, probably everyone has memories of the past. Some memories make people smile knowingly when they are recalled. Some memories make people sigh with admiration. Some memories make people blush when they think of them.
Find a mouthful of forgetful water and drink it all in one gulp.
For someone, today is a special day, and he doesn’t know whether what he did today is a super dark history that will make him bang his head on the table once he recalls it, or it is the beginning of a sweet memory that will be unforgettable.
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"I like you, please be my girlfriend."
There were only two people left on the rooftop, under the prying eyes of their friends hiding in the corner, when the blushing boy shouted out his feelings to the girl, the whole world felt like youth.
"Okay, actually I've also liked you for a long time."
If the girl sweetly agreed to the boy's confession and allowed the situation to develop like this, I'm afraid everyone would know that it was a sweet and greasy youth comedy, but the memories of youth are always sour and sweet, and 99% of the development will not
So smooth.
"I'm sorry, actually, I already have someone I like."
This is probably the development of the realistic school. Although the plot has twists and turns, as long as our hero continues to work hard, there will still be a turning point.
"Good-for-nothing, do you dare to confess to me like this? How much assets do you have? How much is your annual income? Which university do you plan to go to? What kind of job do you expect to be able to do? Let's make a deal first. If your annual income is less than one million, you will get out of here."
Well, this is probably a more realistic development, and it is also the pain in the hearts of countless adult men.
"Sorry, I like girls."
This is too difficult. If this girl is not planning to use this excuse to reject you, it would be better to just give up.
"Haha, actually, I am your mother/father/sister/brother."
This is even more confusing. If this guy hasn’t watched too much of the Star Wars system, or is a deep addict of Korean dramas, and if what she said is true, before doing a blood test, wouldn’t it be better to take him to a psychiatrist first?
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"Sorry, I only like the second dimension. I have no interest in three-dimensional orangutans with hairy legs and chests!"
This is quite desperate, but fortunately, it usually doesn’t develop like this in reality. Of course, for a small number of compatriots with special living habits, such otakus have more and more expectations... But in reality, otakus are very concerned about their appearance.
The requirements are actually very high, and otakus are even more miserable.
But sometimes, the only difference between reality and fiction is that the story requires logic, but reality does not!
"Sorry, I'm a vampire. My family says I can't interact with humans. Although you are only half-human, you are also three-dimensional. I only like the two-dimensional and have no interest in the three-dimensional orangutan with leg hair and chest hair! My favorite
A cute two-dimensional girl! And I already have someone I like!"
This scene, sorry, narration, I really don’t know how to face it at this time, it’s too bad, where should I start to complain about it...
"Smile, just smile... What a girl! Is this different from the tragedies above?! Just all the tragedies coming together? How bad do you have to be to fail as a human being for all the tragedies to come together? And what is a vampire?
What do you mean? Is this really a high school in the real world? Give me back the scientific worldview of ordinary people!"
In the classroom, even though a day had passed since that extremely failed confession, Rorschach's continuous vomiting still echoed in the classroom. This angry roar made his new friends who had only met for two weeks get to know this young man again.
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Rorschach, L. Heloise, has a strange name and looks younger than his actual age. He just celebrated his sixteenth birthday not long ago and now people believe him even when he is ten years old. He is often said to have blond hair and a small face.
She's very cute when she's flushed, um, she's just born with a baby face.
He weighs less than 50 kg and is about 1.5 meters tall. Considering that a quarter of mixed-race children are eternally young Kodama spirits, this height is already something to be proud of.
He doesn't have any special strengths, but he has a dark history that he can't look back on because of his youthful appearance...
"I feel pressure when I'm with you. I can tolerate being treated like a brother and sister. But if I'm treated like a mother and son... Last month, Asha was treated like an aunt just because she went shopping with you. I really can't accept it.
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"Sorry, although your confession touched me very much, in fact, I have always regarded you as my younger brother/little brother/cutie/pet..."
Wait, is there something wrong with the last "pet"? Would it be better to call the police directly?
Although Rorschach's appearance is slightly unconventional, on the inside he is actually a very ordinary earthly boy.
If we insist on finding something extraordinary, it is the natural mixed-race talent, which makes Rorschach's motor skills very good. Even if he does not exercise much, he can become the main force in the sports meeting. But in this special college that he has just transferred to, I am afraid that
This is not really an advantage.
"Comrade Brave, don't be sad. Who told you to have such a high goal? The other person is the daughter of the Isabel family, but the words of rejection spread throughout the school, and there are many people who are as sad as you. Tsk, your love goal is a two-dimensional creature,
All the boys in the school were eliminated at the same time."
Kahn sat in front of Rorschach, who was also his first friend in this school.
"Brave?"
"Yes, you have only transferred to another school less than a week ago, and you dare to face the difficulties of the Flower of the High Mountain with a 100% kill rate. In addition, what you have done in the academy for a month, you are nothing if not a brave man."
It sounded good. Rorschach had hit rock bottom and was in a slightly better mood. However, his deskmate, the monitor Sunana, who was also a human, pushed up her glasses and said playfully.
"You are a good-for-nothing hero. However, we are not qualified to criticize you."
Rorschach was immediately speechless, but could only lie on the table in frustration and complain.
"I don't think I'm useless or anything like that. I'm considered a good athlete in my academy, and I'm quite popular."
But it seems that his childhood sweetheart Sunana, who he followed from the earth, still has no intention of letting him go.
"Athlete? How long does it take you to run a 100-meter dash?"
"13 seconds 2! Third place in the school sports meeting!"
Rorschach, who was born with good athletic talent, was once highly anticipated by the school because of this. However, he had no interest in sweating and refused the invitation of the track and field team without hesitation. However, he was still the main force of the class in the sports meeting.
"The sports department here has 10 seconds to pass. Even I, a girl, can pass within 11 seconds."
Putting aside the suspicious drink labeled "Authentic Dungeon Cow Milk", Su Na, who was clearly a "literary girl", looked down on Rorschach, an "athlete", from the corners of her eyes.
"Passed in ten seconds? The Olympic record is really weak. Ah ah ah, give me back the mortal world and the world view! Also, give me back my childhood sweetheart and the junior sister I admired in the literature department!"
"Don't be stupid, this is not the earth, and you can't be a mortal from the beginning, little wood spirit half-blood prince."
"Don't laugh at me. I'm just an ordinary quarter-blood. Those wood spirits must have made a mistake. You think I want to come! I haven't encountered an irresistible force."
Yes, Rorschach also wanted to ask himself why he, an ordinary earthling, would come to other planets, enter this cosmic era full of fantasy creatures, and become an alien studying abroad in the Ashe Star Territory.
Ashe, like the Earth, is a member of the Overwatch Agreement, but unlike the Earth where the technology tree has developed, this place is obviously more mysterious. The mystery in the novel has become a reality, but it is also the hometown of half of her bloodline.
Although he is a quarter of the wood spirit blood and is an indigenous resident here, he has made rapid progress in adapting to the primitive elemental tide here. However, as an alien and a native, the values are completely inconsistent with each other, and there are also various incompatibility of water and soil, causing trouble.
Made a lot of jokes.
Originally, my life trajectory had been determined, which was to go to school well, study hard, find a good university to learn a profitable trade, find a job that was easy but with no future, and continue my hobbies while working.
, after being nagged by relatives and friends, I can no longer be a bachelor, and then find a wife who is neither beautiful nor ugly to get married.
Then when he reaches middle age, he will push his affairs to the young people who are new to the industry, and he will work as a salary thief until the year of retirement, and then pass away amidst the complaints of his children "Why don't they die when they are old?" If they can be deceived,
It would be even more perfect if you shed tears at the end. As for those mysterious things in the family business
"Isn't it enough to just leave it all to my sister who likes these things? Compared to me, the mediocre eldest son, he is more adaptable to that crazy and incomprehensible world in every aspect."
But unfortunately, just a week ago, Rorschach received a letter, and all his expectations and life goals were shattered.
"Dear brother.
If you read this letter, I'm afraid I'm already dead. If you want to know who killed your dear sister, please go to Ashe's Thor's Star Watcher Academy and pursue the girl named Isabel.
A girl, right? By the way, little Yibei is a two-dimensional nerd, so remember to go with her.
Your cutest sister: Rory h. Heloise.
Yes, on Rorschach's sixteenth birthday, the birthday gift he received was not something that made people happy, but the news of his twin sister's death and a suicide note.
From then on, Rorschach's world was completely changed. He had to come to this ghost place to pursue a girl he had never seen before, seek the truth about his sister's death, and start a new life as a super loser.
Life.
Originally, whoever cared about family affairs wanted to let it go as he already had his own goals in life. But what bothered Rorschach the most was the last words in the letter.
"PS. Remember to bring me the Milos cake from the bakery next door. I really want to eat it."
"PS of PS: Matcha, chocolate, and strawberry flavors are all available! At least ten of each! I want double the amount of cream. That auntie is very easy to deal with. Just tell me more."
"PS of PS of PS: By the way, even if I am no longer here, you are not allowed to look bitter! My brother's popularity is already bad enough, and you are not allowed to vent your anger on others casually!"
Seeing such an ending, he determined the source of the letter. Except for the cute snack guy in his family, no one could write such a PS.
"Hey, hey, Luo Li, are you really dead? How come a dead person can write letters and still want to eat them? Also, who killed you?"
Three days ago, Rorschach, who had just turned 16, had the most enjoyable summer vacation in his life. But unlike other naughty kids who had just finished their high school entrance examination and went crazy, he had abundant choices and worked part-time throughout the summer vacation.
make money.
After all, in a sense, rejecting family arrangements and clinging to ordinary life is tantamount to cutting off one's own financial source. Although his sister will find ways to get some financial subsidies for herself from time to time, the little girl's wallet
He is not rich, and his mouth is still very greedy. Every time he secretly
When we meet, we can see her drooling outside the cake shop. I also imagine feeding my sister like in the past. There is nothing cuter in this world than my sister being fed... Ahem, don’t take what I accidentally leaked just now, Rorschach is just thinking about it.
The days are still long, and I have to learn how to do it myself.
Working? What kind of job would employ a minor who is only sixteen years old? There are some reasons for this. A distant uncle took care of him and introduced him to a job that allowed him to take care of his studies and also allowed him to earn enough living expenses.
Originally he was a "backdoor rookie", but it was his hard work in the past two months that made his seniors in the workplace recognize him a little and began to give him some solo jobs.
Speaking of this, I'm afraid everyone has guessed that Rorschach's way of making a living is to earn some royalties by doing odd jobs for a not-so-famous magazine and writing some tofu pieces.
However, due to lack of life experience, he can only write some game reviews, SF short stories, fantasy novels, etc., and he is always criticized by editors and readers in survey letters as "too fake" and "the characters' emotions are a mess, and the author has no friends."
"?" "The moves and lines of Super Second Class make me feel ashamed just looking at them. Author, do you dare to read them out yourself?".
As a result, he was vomiting, "I'm sorry that I don't have any friends, but everyone spends time in the editorial office on holidays and weekends. It seems that everyone is about the same. No, I'm still young and can still be saved. You old nerds can just carry on."
FFF group", and because he told the truth, he was hunted down by his seniors holding posters and bound magazines...
I have been working on this job for nearly two years, and I have made great progress, especially in the latest article. I was forced to write about the random adventures I heard from my adoptive mother.
The Adventure Biography of the Crazy Prince was well received due to its authenticity and surprising plot, especially the protagonist Roland, who is hilarious and capricious and full of joy. As a result, I was very happy to receive many enthusiastic letters from readers, but I also prayed secretly.
, be sure not to let your adoptive mother see it, otherwise you will probably not end well.
He had just made some progress at work and gained recognition from his seniors. Luo Xia even hesitated to drop out of school and start working early. After all, that job did not require academic qualifications.
"... Luo Li, I think writing is my happiest day. I want to write for the rest of my life. Otherwise, I should drop out of school early. I feel that continuing to study is just a waste of time."
In the end, it was just a discussion, but his sister was so angry that she didn't answer his calls for ten days, and even wrote a letter scolding herself: "I don't want my brother to become one of those otaku losers in the editorial department. If he dares to drop out of school, I will tell my father that I won't."
If you do it, let him take you back and inherit the family business."
Even though he was very depressed by the map cannon on the phone, the senior who brought him into the industry also opposed his idea and said:
"Without real life experience, no matter how brilliant the imagination is, it lacks some real color. Even if it can attract the attention for a short time, savoring it carefully is like chewing wax. It is better to read more books while you are young. Don't be afraid of wasting time, even if it is...
Accumulate for the future.”
Looking at this fat senior, it’s not that he doesn’t know that the other person is really good to him, but when Luo Xia thinks about the things he has to learn in a boring classroom that may never be used in his life, he feels very unmotivated, but he himself
My sister will not let herself drop out of school.
Therefore, the unlucky Rorschach could only "continue to waste time."
In fact, he has already thought about his future. Even if he studies, it is enough to find an ordinary high school. He can also focus on writing. When it is time to go to college or the college entrance examination, he can just enroll in a second-rate university.
The Chinese Department and Journalism Department can continue to herd sheep, and Luo Li won't be able to say anything by then.
But everything, the expectations and dreams for the future, the only relatives worthy of trust, were shattered by that cold black letter.
"Luo Li is dead, so you have to go to Ashe and become an interstellar knight in her place." (To be continued.)
