Before dawn, someone's great-great-granddaughter(?) kicked someone out of bed.
"You are rebelling. Why are you causing trouble before dawn?"
For some reason last night, I stayed up half the night, and now I was woken up just after being confused, and immediately became furious.
"Is this the holy relic you gave me? See for yourself!"
Holy relic? It sounds very high-end, but in fact it is a special rare object infused with divine power, such as a cup filled with divine blood, a wooden gun that pierced the heart of a certain god, a shroud used by a certain god, and if it is a true god
The holy relics are often items used by the true god before he became a god. If his followers come into contact with them, they can deepen their connection with the true god and quickly increase their divine power. They are rare treasures for various churches.
Naturally, I have a lot of holy relics of the God of Law here. After systematic appraisal, most of the usable ones were left in Sulfur Mountain City for consecration and use, but there were a few that I took with me. Now Renee is working as a Knight of Justice.
I casually threw one to her and actually complained early in the morning.
"Isn't this great? The holy pillow has a Pikachu pattern. It's very cute. Ah, you don't know about this famous electric mouse. Let me tell you about it. This is a cartoon pattern I designed. Look.
, the cheeks are red and the body is yellow, isn’t it very cute..."
"Who cares about your electric mouse! Slobber, slobber! The back of your sacred relic is covered with your slobber. It's so disgusting to see it on your face when you sleep in the middle of the night!"
[The Pillow of the Sleepless Man: a holy relic. Due to the long-term use of the Sleepless Man, this pillow is contaminated with his breath. Touching it while sleeping can deepen the connection with the true god Sleepless Man. Increase the speed of practicing the power of law]
I took the Holy Pillow and turned it over. There was really saliva on the back. After a second of hesitation, I turned my back down and went to sleep without caring.
"Hmph, you don't need me to use it. Without this pillow, I couldn't sleep well for half the night."
Yes, the reason for insomnia is not because someone has been waiting for a night attack for half a night but has not come, but because he has lost his usual pillow.
"Hey, wake up! It's time for morning exercises. Do you have any other holy relics?"
"The holy relics you used because of the true god are nothing but cabbage. However, I do have a few here. You definitely won't want the holy red scarf. Do you want the holy toothbrush?"
"don't want!"
"How about the Holy Clothes? Hey, don't get too happy too early. I know you're thinking wrongly. They're not those armored ones from the Western Regions. They're short for Holy Yukata. They're pink."
"Brother Roland, after all, you are also a legendary hero. I grew up listening to your heroic stories. Can you be more reliable? Can I, a girl, walk around in a men's yukata?"
"Okay, I have a holy relic here. The connection with the Sleepless One is guaranteed to be the crown of all holy relics, and it is neither redundant nor eye-catching when worn. It will definitely be useful."
"It's so good, why didn't you take it out earlier? Where is it?"
"Take it yourself."
So, I lifted the quilt and continued to sleep soundly.
"Where is it? Brother Roland, can you tell me?" She is groveling when she asks for help, but she is always arrogant. This princess's temperament is really easy to control, but she obviously needs training.
"That's it. Holy underwear, you can get it yourself, you can wear it inside, it's neither redundant nor eye-catching. And it will be in close contact with the sleepless person, ensuring a close connection."
"You old pervert! You sexually harassed me again and you're going to kill me!"
Well, it had just been a day since she changed jobs, and it was obvious that she was not very proficient in her crime-fighting skills. She just had some free slogans. So, after she was immediately picked up and dragged off to morning exercises, the new day was about a disrespectful old man.
It started when my ancestors trained their little granddaughter.
"How dare you sneak attack me! Today is a two-and-one sword fight. If you don't finish it, there will be no dinner. Practice it carefully!"
"What are you doing? Don't rely on your old age to live up to your old age. Sister Kelly told me that you are probably not as old as me now. I'd better call you Brother Roland because you have some reputation in the past. Otherwise, haha, little brother Roland, do you want to eat a lollipop?"
"
This bad girl obviously needs training.
"You deserve a beating! Practice your sword for me. If you can't finish it before I finish practicing thirty thousand swords, I'll punish you without dinner or supper tonight. Let's see if your sister Kelly will intercede for you!"
"No, Sister Kelly looks gentle, but in fact she turns into a ghost once it comes to class. She is super fierce and scary."
"Ghost Granny is behind you..."
"It's so simple to fool you, do you think I believe it? If the fierce woman was here, I should have heard the footsteps long ago. She has been overweight recently...who is pulling my ears."
"Ahem, it turns out that I am a ghost and a fierce woman. I bothered you to take care of my health. It seems that Her Royal Highness the Princess also needs tutoring in etiquette and hygiene classes. Please finish your swordsmanship training and come to the second floor for tutoring."
"Bastard Roland, you tricked me again."
"Is it my fault?" I spread my hands innocently, but smiled triumphantly.
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"I want a good sword, and I mean it."
Obviously I wanted to find a good weapon, but I pulled the cat to make a long-term calculation.
The lone raid a few days ago was unexpected, but also expected. I really needed to find an opponent to try my hand at, but while tasting the power of this novel fighting method, I also naturally discovered its weaknesses, and that day in the arena
The rush to put it on the shelves made me have to face up to this shortcoming.
[Magic Sword: Scarlet Conqueror]
[Attack power: 30-50+9] (+9 means that it is regarded as a +9 level legendary weapon. Even if the lower limit damage of the weapon is used, 9 points of irreducible blood-sucking damage will be added)
[Blood Conquest: This magic sword has a fifth-level form. It will determine which form can be used based on the number of dead people in the user's hands. Each time it upgrades to a form, a special skill will be added. The maximum and minimum damage will increase by 10 points.
, now at level three.]
[Blood Drinker's Wrath: After use, it absorbs the blood of all living beings around it, causing a large amount of damage and at the same time restoring the user's physical strength. 】
[The fangs of the cold-blooded: The person hit will suffer unstoppable bleeding damage, and this damage can be superimposed infinitely. 】
[Curse of the Bloody One: With the sword master as the core, it creates a filthy field, and everyone will suffer the pain of blood boiling. 】
[There is a string of small blood-red words on the blade: This magic sword is always thirsting for blood and killing. No matter if the blood is your enemy or the source of it is yourself. 】
When I received this magic sword from Daxos, I was really hesitant about the success rate of just taking the treasure and running away, especially after I heard the temptation of the magic sword.
"Temporary master, the blood and souls harvested by your men are more than a hundred times that of the fool (Dasos) in front of me. Among the nearly ten sword masters, only you, the great one, can use my final form, which will be a hundred times more powerful than now.
.But in exchange, you must provide me with the blood of 10,000 people within one year."
Most magic swords are the products of devils and demons. Using a magic sword generally requires a huge price and does not lead to a happy ending. However, equal exchange is always the norm in the world. While paying a huge amount, the power gained is also extremely terrifying.
, this Scarlet Conqueror is comparable to the sub-artifact Holy Sword Roland in its third-level state. If it is upgraded to its final form, it is simply unimaginable how powerful it will be. I am afraid that the artifact will be nothing more than that.
However, if the fifth-level magic sword is supported by the blood of ten thousand people, the third-level magic sword may be used by hundreds of people. If the user cannot pay the price, he must use his own blood to offset it. One hundred people a year, one every three days, I am afraid that Dasos
He is also busy with blood sacrifices.
I refused at that time. If it really transformed into its final form, I am afraid that the prerequisites for the transformation alone cannot be explained, let alone the huge price paid later. But as a swordsman, the powerful power and special effects of the magic sword
, how could I not be moved.
"I'm so short of good weapons. As a sword master, I can only hold two inferior black iron two-handed swords. It's really intolerable."
After using the magic sword and the holy sword, she saw that Renee was barely able to use the increasingly powerful Roland holy sword, while she was using two iron swords that together cost less than ten gold coins. How could she do that?
Makes people less depressed.
"Meow, if you want a sword, go to the master blacksmith. What do you want me to do with you?"
The Banshee Queen, who is acting more and more cute and silly, is licking her own paws, making it difficult for people to look directly at her.
"Don't pretend to be stupid. You know why I'm looking for you. You're a thousand-year-old fox. You're just playing nonsense. Tell me, are there any magic weapons nearby?"
"Meow, no, I have two sharp fish bone knives. If you want the leftovers from last night, I'll give them to you."
Ha, I knew this was the result, so I had already made preparations.
"Well, since there is none, there is nothing we can do."
"Meow, it's not like you to give up."
"Well, it's impossible to make it happen if you don't have it. Since it doesn't exist, I'll make it myself."
Heloise was a little surprised. She only knew that the person in front of her was very good at undead creations and had never heard of him being able to blacksmith.
"Meow, you can also forge weapons? Wait, Roland Lan, good disciple, what are you going to do!"
But then, it understood that Roland put on the devilish white coat, mask and eyes, his pupils were full of fanatical sparks, and there were countless weird liquids in the reagent bottles and medicine bottles in his hands.
is circulating.
"You should have heard of the legend. Metal slimes can transform into weapons such as iron rods, and metal slime kings can transform into legendary magic weapons. Anyway, you are already a slime.
Changing a few attributes and adding a few functions is nothing, right?"
"That's right! Don't pour those things into my body, and you don't need tweezers! The drill? It's too big! You want to kill me!"
Well, under the threat of life, Heloise finally had no time to act cute.
"I give up, I give up, I tell you there are magic weapons there, take your drill away!"
"cut!"
"What are you cutting? Are you so sorry? Do you really want to penetrate me and drill me here and there? You unscrupulous person!"
Well, facing Heloise who was complaining endlessly, I raised the drill and test tube again, and she immediately became obedient.
"There is really one around here that you can use. Do you know Pale Justice? The holy sword once used by the legendary Paladin Kane. He is from Oran, and his descendants should be in this city. The rest are not used.
Let me say more."
Holy sword? I was immediately overjoyed. This was an unexpected gain.
In the Ashe continent, the Holy Sword actually means a holy, sacred sword. But in reality, there are often two different types of Holy Swords. The first one is the protective sword that represents a certain region, country, race, and family.
Roland's Holy Sword is undoubtedly the representative of the first type, and the second type is a sword infused with a holy soul, which is often the patent of the Paladin.
This is actually a back door opened by the Gods of Order for their servants. When a Paladin reaches death and is unwilling to stop fighting Chaos, he can pour part of his power and soul into a weapon.
, reserved for posterity.
This holy divine sword/holy hammer was born. It often restricted the users to be Paladins, and it was very targeted against chaotic creatures.
Why is it said to be a backdoor left by the gods? Because other professions have never succeeded in doing this. Unless they become undead, the gods of order and Styx will not let go of the soul of any dead person.
I was naturally very satisfied with the news about the Holy Sword, so when Heloise just breathed a sigh of relief, I raised the drill again.
"What are you going to do! Didn't I tell you the news about the Holy Sword? Are you going to regret it! You liar who breaks your word!"
"First of all, I didn't promise you anything from the beginning. Helping you evolve is my expected goal today. Secondly, I can't get rid of my addiction to transformation. Finally, and most importantly, I am a double swordsman.
How can it be enough?"
Silly Mao immediately looked embarrassed, as if he was reviewing how he could be fooled so easily.
"Is it true that the physical body affects IQ?"
"No, I have tricked you every time before. IQ is innate. You should have accepted your fate long ago."
"Don't even think about it!"
From anger to frustration, from frustration to excitement again, Heloise never gets tired of seeing her expression every time she is tricked. Perhaps, this is why I like to trick her.
"This is my territory. No one will save you even if you yell at me, so just obey!!"
"No, take that white greasy liquid away from me! What a pervert, why are there tentacles? Is the legendary Pink Book really in your place? Help, someone is abusing the cat!"
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