He hurriedly held his chin, turned around, and silently recited in his heart: Do not look at anything inappropriate! Do not look at anything inappropriate!
"Ah..." A pleasant exclamation, accompanied by the sound of "clear spring gushing out", came from behind Yu Hao.
Yu Hao was stunned, and suddenly a song called "Spring Water Ding Dong" appeared in his mind.
‘The spring water ding-dong, the spring water ding-dong, the spring water ding-dong’
‘Flowed down the hills’
'Flowed across the grass'
'Flow to my side...'
Although the song was beautiful, it could not soothe Yu Hao's panic mood at this time. He hurriedly covered his face with his hands, rubbed oil on the soles of his feet, and slipped away in the direction he came from, hoping that this girl who defecated everywhere did not see his appearance clearly.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be worth it to retaliate, or offer her body, because who knows if she looks so frighteningly "flowery".
"Pooping anywhere? Who is 'Ruhua'? Well, these words are quite novel." Yu Hao thought to himself, but the movement of his feet did not slow down at all.
"Hmph! Stop!"
Yu Hao had just slipped out a few steps when the woman's shouts came from behind him, but he didn't dare to stay. Isn't it obvious that he would be caught?
"I'm just a fool waiting here to be caught by you!" Yu Hao muttered in a low voice, and Sayazi was about to run away.
"Whoosh!" A gust of cool wind came over, and a dagger with a cold light shot out and was inserted directly into the grass in front of his toes. He was so shocked that he was covered in cold sweat, and his body, which was ready to go, also
Just stop.
"If you run away again, I will kill you!" the woman said in a cold voice, and then there was a sound of rustling sounds. The woman had been "communicating" with Yu Hao with her bare buttocks before.
Looking at the cold dagger at his feet, how could Yu Hao dare to run away? He thought to himself that what happened today might be difficult. How should he face this girl later? Say he is blind? Or has nocturnal syndrome? He might as well say that he
You're just an idiot, you can't tell the difference between your head and your butt.
Yu Hao was in doubt, but the woman was unwilling to give up.
"Does it look good?" After putting on her clothes, the woman strolled towards Yu Hao and asked in a faint voice.
"Uh..." Yu Hao was a little stunned. Does this mean "Xiami"?
Although the woman's voice was cold, there was something special about it in his ears. It was like the voice of an immortal, ethereal and full of warblers. It was actually better than the woman singing "Ding Dong of Spring Water" in his mind.
The sound is even better.
Yu Hao sighed in his heart and praised the woman's beautiful voice. Unexpectedly, he said what he was thinking, and "sounds good" turned into "good-looking!"
"Good-looking? Bah..., you slut, I will definitely kill you today!" the woman spat. She never expected that the plainly dressed young man in front of her would answer so straightforwardly and openly!
Yu Hao felt a flash of inspiration behind him, and a slim figure came to him.
He looked up and was shocked.
This girl turned out to be one of the three people led by the Spirit Hunting Division, the stunning girl who was called "Miss Meng Ke" by the topless man!
At this time, the girl named Meng Ke waved down with one hand, and the dagger originally inserted in the grass rose up from the ground and flew into her hand as if being attracted.
Orange light kept flowing between her brows, and a mark in the shape of a firebird appeared on her forehead. She held a dagger in her hand, a frosty mask on her face, and her teeth were touching her lips, and she was about to move towards Yu Hao's chest.
Stab.
Meng Ke is actually a spiritual master with orange seal cultivation.
"Girl, wait a minute!" Yu Hao was startled and hurriedly spoke to stop him.
Although Meng Ke was furious, she saw Yu Hao begging for mercy, so she decided to listen to his explanation, "What else do you have to say? No matter what, even if I don't kill you today, I will dig out your eyes!"
"Uh..." Yu Hao's mind turned over and over again, and he had to find a suitable excuse, otherwise his life would be at risk today.
"Miss Mengke, is this a misunderstanding?" Yu Hao explained while thinking about how to deal with it.
"Misunderstanding? Yes, I admit it! You saw it accidentally." Meng Ke actually answered calmly.
"Uh... It's good that the girl understands." Yu Hao didn't expect this girl to be so considerate. Now it's better, and there is no need to make any excuses.
But before Yu Hao could put his heart into his stomach, Meng Ke continued: "So what if you understand? You have seen my innocence, and I will kill you today to silence you. Otherwise, if you talk nonsense everywhere in the future, where will my face be?"
?”
"Fake!" Yu Hao cursed in a low voice. Although he didn't know what he meant, he vented his dissatisfaction happily. Innocence? It is indeed very white! It's also very cute! However, this
The girl is so unreasonable. Isn’t it just a glance to avoid murder? That time traveler, I don’t know how many bare-butt girls from the so-called island country he saw during his lifetime, and no one tried to kill him?
"What did you say?" Meng Ke was puzzled, with a confused look on his face.
"Uh, no... nothing!" Yu Hao felt guilty.
"Since you have nothing to say, you can go and die!" Meng Ke's face darkened and he raised the dagger again.
"Girl, wait a minute!" Yu Hao took a step back, raised his hand and shouted.
Meng Ke showed disdain and said in a deep voice: "What do you want? You are greedy for life and afraid of death, you are not like a man!"
The corners of Yu Hao's mouth twitched and he cursed in his heart: If I don't let you kill me, are you greedy for life and afraid of death? You are not a man? Do you want me to take out the 'little mallet' and show it to you? If I don't hit you, you don't know how to be a man.
How terrible!
Although I think so in my heart, I dare not say it with my mouth.
"Cough, cough..." Yu Hao coughed dryly and said with a confused and ignorant expression: "Young lady, what you just said was unjust and innocent. I looked at your innocence, but I didn't see anything before.
ah?"
"Didn't you see it?" Meng Ke was a little surprised, but she didn't believe what Yu Hao said at all, and said even more angrily: "Then I just asked you if you looked good? You said you looked good..."
"I thought the girl was asking about the night tonight." Yu Hao said with his face neither red nor white, licking his face.
Meng Ke knew that Yu Hao was lying, but could not refute it. He was so angry that he stamped his feet lightly and said: "You disciple, don't make excuses, only a ghost will believe you! Then why did you run away when you saw me just now?"
"Uh..." Yu Hao hesitated for a moment and said, "When I heard the girl making such a small comment again, I knew not to look at anything inappropriate, so I turned around and retreated."
"Heard? I just heard it, but didn't see it. Who are you lying to?" Meng Ke asked Yu Hao angrily.
Yu Hao pretended to feel inferior and sighed softly, saying: "Alas! Miss Meng Ke doesn't know something. I'm actually a patient with night blindness."
"Night blindness?" Meng Ke looked puzzled.
"My vision is very poor at night and I can't see clearly at all. It's commonly known as 'bird blindfolded'." Yu Hao explained.
Meng Ke stretched out her jade hand, waved it in front of Yu Hao's face, and said, "Are you really invisible? ... No! When I stabbed you with a dagger, you dodged it, and you still want to lie to me?"
Meng Ke said angrily.
"Girl, I have night blindness, not blindness! Your dagger is shining, how can I not see it? And... please don't discriminate against the disabled!" Knocked off Meng Ke's little hand dangling in front of his eyes,
Yu Hao said pretending to be angry.
"This..." Meng Ke hesitated a little. Did she really blame him wrongly? He actually didn't see anything?
Yu Hao secretly laughed in his heart, it seemed like something was going to happen!
Sure enough, Meng Ke hesitated for a moment and said apologetically: "Since you really didn't see it, forget it. I misunderstood you. You go."
Yu Hao smiled slightly and sighed to himself that it was a near miss. This girl was not experienced in the world, so she used a little trick to fool her.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. I'll take my leave first." Yu Hao gestured with his hands raised, humming "Beer Shuang" in his heart, and left leisurely.
'This is how I feel, it feels so good, so good!'
'This feels so good, feel, feels so good...'
Not far behind, Meng Ke's voice suddenly came from behind.
"Hey, you're going in the wrong direction!"
"That's right, there is the camp ahead, and I saw the mercenaries patrolling..." Yu Hao was a little confused and said smoothly.
"You!... Liar, stop!" Meng Ke was extremely angry and stamped her little feet and chased after Yu Hao.
"Oops! Forgot about night blindness."
Yu Hao secretly cursed himself for being careless and hurriedly ran towards the camp...