"Hey, where is my throat bone?" Zhuge Yun looked confused. He should have clamped it up just now... right?
Zhuge Yun was a little confused.
"Did it fall?" Zhang Bo replied casually, and he was about to stuff the fat cow into his mouth, but he bit nothing.
"Huh?" Zhang Bo raised his chopsticks to his eyes and saw that there was nothing on them. He couldn't help scratching his head, "Didn't I put the fat cow on it just now?"
…
Xiao Xiao stiffened his chopsticks and watched with a speechless expression as a certain monster opened its mouth, its sharp teeth flashed with a cold white light, and with a roll of its tongue, Zhuge Yun "cut off" the throat bone that he had clamped up again.
, swallowed it into his own stomach.
Immediately, it was like it had eyes on the back of its head. Before turning its head, its tongue had already stuck out and rolled the ribs on Zhao Luzheng's chopsticks into its tongue. "Chew it, chew it." After a few clicks, the bones were attached.
The meaty one swallowed it.
…
"Hey, where is my throat bone?"
“Where are my ribs?”
"Where's my meat?"
"Why are all your dishes gone?"
"You don't feel anything when something falls off your chopsticks, do you?"
…
The reason why the dishes on Lu Xiaoxiao and Ye Zimeng's chopsticks were still there, in Xiao Xiao's opinion, was because what they were picking up at this time were all vegetarian dishes. It was obvious that a certain monster was a carnivore.
Looking at Zhang Bo, Zhuge Yun, and Zhao Luzheng's confused expressions, and looking at a certain monster eating happily, Xiao Xiao said:...
Xiao Xiao put down his chopsticks, stretched out his hand and quickly and accurately grabbed the back collar of a certain monster. He ignored a certain monster that was struggling fiercely. Faced with everyone's puzzled expressions at his sudden movement, he calmly explained: "A mosquito."
Everyone looked suddenly enlightened.
Xiao Xiao retracted his hand and said, "I'm going to the bathroom to wash my hands."
"So, why are you grabbing it with your hands? Just wave it away." Zhang Bo looked at Xiao Xiao with a strange look on his face.
"Subconscious reaction." Xiao Xiao remained unmoved and smiled steadily.
…
Xiao Xiao quickly left the box and walked to the toilet.
All his attention now is on the monster in his hand.
He never thought that one day, he would catch the legendary monster with his own hands.
Or when it kept stealing food from other people’s chopsticks.
…
Walking into the toilet, Xiao Xiao quickly found an empty cubicle, opened the door, entered, and locked the door, all at once.
It wasn't until Xiao Xiao pulled the door open and confirmed that the compartment door was locked that he carefully raised his right hand that had been holding a certain monster.
It has a sheep body and a human face, eyes under the armpits, and tiger teeth and human hands.
The ferocious and strange appearance has no deterrent effect at all because of its too mini body shape, but it is somewhat cute?
But is Taotie so small?
Xiao Xiao grabbed the monster's hand and shook it. A certain monster opened its big mouth that almost occupied half of its face, with sharp teeth. "Woo~" the cry was sharp and harsh, but it was a bit childish like a baby's cry.
, eerie and creepy, making people shudder.
Yes, the monster he was holding in his hand was the famous Taotie.
However, Xiao Xiao flicked the big head of a certain monster with his other hand, and it was a bit funny to see the monster's expression getting more and more angry but unable to struggle.
Is this the legendary Taotie with fierce flames?
Why is it different from what you imagined?
Although the appearance is almost the same, this figure...
Sure enough, fantasies are meant to be disillusioned?
...
However, he was quite spiritual. Looking at the words "Let me go, stupid human being" clearly visible in Taotie's armpits, Xiao Xiao felt that this monster still had some merits.
As for how he recognized the words "stupid human being"... to be honest, he didn't know.
Just by seeing Taotie's eyes, I naturally understood what the other person wanted to express.
Is it because a certain glutton has too much resentment?
Ha ha.
Xiao Xiao was completely unaware that he was the source of the other party's resentment.
…
"Coffee~" Feifei jumped on Xiao Xiao's shoulder, tilted his head, and looked curiously at this monster that was only a little bigger than its claws. He couldn't help but stretched out his claws to poke a certain one whose anger was about to materialize.
monster.
"Ouch~" Taotie opened his mouth in an instant, and was about to swallow Feifei's claws in the next second.
At the critical moment, Xiao Xiao stretched out his hand, and Taotie could only watch helplessly as the food in his mouth flew away from him with irresistible force.
Taotie turned his head and was about to bite Xiao Xiao's palm, but Xiao Xiao pinched his mouth first.
"Woo~"
Taotie was about to explode with rage.
…
"Coffee~Coffee~" Feifei was obviously a little frightened, and there was obvious panic and fear in his cry.
"Good boy, it's okay." Since he didn't have any free hands, Xiao Xiao could only rub his cheek soothingly on his scapula, which had all the hair standing on end.
"Coffee~" Fibi curled up into a ball and pressed against Xiao Xiao's neck.
It wasn't until Feifei calmed down that Xiao Xiao turned his attention to Taotie again.
Even though he is small, he is very powerful.
With Xiao Xiao's current strength, he had to use all his strength with both hands to control Taotie, who was struggling desperately at this time.
…
Xiao Xiao looked at Taotie intently for a while, with a calm expression on his face. He suddenly exerted force on his hand, and with a muffled "bang~" sound, Taotie was hit hard against the wall.
Taotie was dazed for a moment, and soon started to show his teeth and claws again.
"Bang~bang~bang~"
The Taotie was smashed against the wall one after another, making dull sounds one after another.
For Taotie, who has rough skin and thick flesh, this impact is nothing.
The reason why it was extremely angry and murderous was that it was in a state of being controlled by others.
How dare a mere human being? How dare he?!
Xiao Xiao never thought about it. He didn't want to be so violent.
He is not so cold-blooded as to kill a monster that just ate some hot pot side dishes.
It's just that he is a short-term person.
If he hadn't reacted quickly just now, one of Feifei's paws might have been swallowed by the glutton.
No matter how small it is, Taotie is still Taotie.
The greedy and food-loving nature is the same.
Although he was a little confused, in his opinion, the Taotie should have a huge appetite, but the Taotie did not pour the whole hot pot into his mouth, but ate it with the chopsticks in a "little family" manner.
dish?
Don't tell him that Taotie is afraid of being burned!
…
After hitting it more than a dozen times, Xiao Xiao stopped.
It wasn't that he was tired. Looking at Taotie's provocative and ferocious look, it was obvious that he hadn't knocked Taotie unconscious yet.
However, it took him a while to come out.
If he didn't go back, he was worried that someone would come looking for him.