During the evening self-study, Zhao Gangjun, who was not doing his job properly, poked Lin Shuya in the back with a pen.
Lin Shuya turned around, frowned and said, "What kind of brain teaser?"
"It's just some simple brain teasers that can train people's divergent thinking!" Zhao Gangjun said with a smile.
"Say it!"
Lin Shuya put down her pen and said.
"It's hard even if you lick it, it's hard even if you don't lick it. If you want to sleep comfortably, rub it first. What is it? Let me give you a hint, it's something on a human body!"
Zhao Gangrong smiled evilly.
"you!!"
As a high school student, Lin Shuya's mind would naturally not be simple. When she heard Zhao Gangjun's brain teasers, Lin Shuya blushed and said, "You gangster!"
"How am I a gangster? The answer is teeth!" Zhao Gangjun said innocently.
"Ah? Teeth!?"
Lin Shuya was stunned for a moment, then said, "I...I thought."
"What do you think it is?" Zhao Gangjun asked curiously.
"I thought it was teeth too!"
Lin Shuya nodded seriously.
"Oh! Then I'll give you another test!" Zhao Gangjun said with a smile.
"Tell me, no porn is allowed!" Lin Shuya said seriously.
"It's definitely not pornographic!" Zhao Gangjun said, "One thing is short for Easterners and long for Westerners. After marriage, women can use the male's thing. Monks have it but don't use it."
"...You...you still say you're not pornographic!" Lin Shuya stared at Zhao Gangjun with wide eyes, and said, "You're so pornographic, but you're still not pornographic!"
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you thinking about? The answer is a person's surname! Think about it, the surname of an Easterner is only one character or two characters, how short it is, and the surname of a Westerner is long. After marriage, a Westerner's surname
Women have to use men’s surnames. Monk monks have religious names and cannot use surnames!” Zhao Gangjun joked, “Shu Ya, what on earth are you thinking about?”
"I...I don't know how to pull, I won't guess anymore!!" Lin Shuya turned around angrily.
"Then I will give you the last one!" Zhao Gangjun said to himself, "A pig ran into a tree while running. Why?"
Lin Shuya said nothing.
"Because pigs can't do brain teasers, hahaha!"
Zhao Gangjun smiled.
"asshole!"
Lin Shuya turned her head and glared at Zhao Gangjun. She held the pen in her hand and stabbed Zhao Gangjun's hand directly.
"Students over there, don't make any noise, we are studying in the evening!"
The teacher who was reading the newspaper on the podium glanced at Lin Shuya and said.
Lin Shuya gritted her teeth, stared at Zhao Gangjun, and said, "You...I will take revenge!"
"Hey, welcome!"
Zhao Gangjun said with a smile.
After the evening self-study get out of class, Lin Shuya, who was teased by Zhao Gangjun, finally did not let Zhao Gangjun send her home again, but packed her things and walked out of the classroom.
Zhao Gangjun smiled and was about to leave the classroom.
"Student Gangjun, Teacher Ma from the Security Office wants you to go there!"
The class study committee member said to Zhao Gangjun.
"Teacher Ma? Ma Fengfeng?!" Zhao Gangjun was stunned. He didn't know why Ma Fengfeng asked him to go. However, he was the director of the security department and asked him to go. If he didn't go, he might have to hold the child for him.
braid!
Zhao Gangrong packed up his things and walked to the security office.
On the way to the security office, there was no one there anymore.
When Zhao Gangjun happened to pass by a toilet, a man carrying a bag happened to come outside the toilet.
"Brother, look at my bag for me, I'll go in and use the toilet!"
The man said to Zhao Gangjun.
In the spirit of helping others, Zhao Gangjun nodded. The man put the bag next to Zhao Gangjun, turned around and trotted into the toilet, as if he was in a hurry.
Zhao Gangjun stood there bored.
After a while, the man still didn't come out.
At this moment, a group of people appeared in front of Zhao Gangjun
The leader was surprisingly Lin Ruhua from the ten sisters, and Ma Fengfeng was also following Lin Ruhua.
This group of people quickly arrived in front of Zhao Gangjun.
"Here's a bag!"
Lin Ruhua pointed to the bag at Zhao Gangjun's feet and said, "Check it!"
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Zhao Gangjun frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Student Gangjun, there was a theft in the girls' dormitory just now. The mobile phones, laptops, and underwear of these classmates were stolen. Now we are looking for something. Can you let me see your bag?
?" Ma Fengfeng said in a consulting tone.
"This bag belongs to someone else." Zhao Gangjun felt something was wrong and said, "I'm just taking care of it."
"Don't worry about whose it is, just open it and take a look!" Lin Ruhua said.
Several people stepped forward, lifted the bag on the floor, and unzipped it.
As soon as the bag was opened, Zhao Gangjun's eyes narrowed even more.
I saw a few pieces of women's underwear in the bag. In addition, there were some mobile phones, laptops and so on!
"That's it!" Lin Ruhua's eyes lit up and she said, "Teacher Ma, these are our things!"
"Classmate Gang Bong, what's going on?" Ma Fengfeng's face darkened and he asked.
"How do I know this? Someone asked me to show him his bag, so I helped him!" Zhao Gangjun shrugged and said.
"Where is that person?" Ma Fengfeng asked.
"In the toilet!" Zhao Gangjun pointed to the toilet.
"Go in and look for it!" Ma Fengfeng ordered.
Several people around him rushed into the toilet directly.
Not long after, these people rushed out again.
"No one in sight!"
"Classmate Zhao Gangjun, what is going on? Where is the person you are talking about?" Ma Fengfeng said with a gloomy face.
"I don't know!" How could Zhao Gangjun not know that he had been tricked? Although he was angry in his heart, his face was still very calm.
"Could it be that you stole the thing and you made up such a lie to see that you couldn't escape?" Lin Ruhua said sadly.
"Classmate Gang Bong, do you have evidence to prove that this bag is not yours?" Ma Fengfeng asked.
"No!"
Zhao Gangrong shook his head.
"I'm sorry, you can only come with us once!"
Ma Fengfeng said with a serious face, "This is a theft case, we need to handle it carefully!"
"no problem!"
Zhao Gangjun nodded, but his mind was spinning rapidly.
Soon, Zhao Gangjun followed a group of people to the security office.
"Classmate Gang Bong, where did you steal these things from?"
As soon as he entered the security room, Ma Fengfeng asked.
"I told you, someone asked me to keep it!" Zhao Gangjun said, "If you say I stole it, give me evidence!"
"Evidence? Zhao Gangjun, I remember you secretly entered the women's restroom a few days ago, right?" Lin Ruhua asked.
As soon as these words came out, many people who were watching the excitement suddenly started making noises.
Isn't it perverted to enter the women's restroom?
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