"The so-called infertility is actually the gift of Guanyin before she comes..." The old Taoist priest shook his head and said, "We as Taoists have our own method of communicating with immortals, but you don't understand, I don't understand."
"Taoist Master, Avalokitesvara, isn't it Buddhist?" Zhao Gangjun said, touching his forehead.
The old Taoist priest's face darkened and he said angrily, "You ordinary people, how dare you question this poor Taoist? You are ignorant and ignorant."
After saying that, the old Taoist priest turned around and left without giving Zhao Gangjun a chance to speak again. He really had to be as arrogant as he wanted. No wonder he was called the Niubi Lao Taoist.
Zhao Gangjun looked at the old Taoist priest helplessly, then walked aside, looked at a slightly younger Taoist priest and said, "Taoist Master..."
“Burn large incense, medium incense or small incense?”
He didn't even raise his eyes, he was sitting on a chair, holding an iPad 5 and cutting a watermelon.
"Well, I don't burn incense..." Zhao Gangjun said, "I want to..."
"If you don't want to burn incense, please go inside."
The Taoist priest left these words and continued to play with cutting the watermelon.
Zhao Gangjun feels that he is also the boss of a company, a security guard at a nightclub, and a student of a key middle school. Even if his status is not very upper-class, he is still a member of the upper class. It hurts his self-esteem to ignore me so many times.
.
Zhao Gangjun decisively turned around and left.
As soon as he arrived at the door, Zhao Gangjun heard a somewhat obscene voice coming from the door.
"Beauty...uh, donor, please stay!"
Zhao Gangjun turned his head and saw a young man wearing a gray-green Taoist robe and a black Taoist hat on his head, holding a fly whisk and looking at a long and pretty woman.
The woman glanced at the young man dressed as a Taoist priest in confusion and asked, "What's the matter with Taoist priest?"
"Donor, I see that your hall is slightly dark, your brows are furrowed, and your steps are heavy. You must have something on your mind. It happens that the poor Taoist travels around and passes by here. I see that the benefactor and I are quite destined. In line with the spirit of a spiritual practitioner, he can help all sentient beings.
Heart, the donor might as well ask the poor Taoist to read your palm for you, how about it?" The young Taoist priest had a very innocent smile on his face. Under the noon sun, he looked like a Taoist master. If he hadn't seen that
There was a look of wretchedness in the depths of the young man's eyes that was very similar to his own. Zhao Gangjun really felt that this guy was an accomplished Taoist priest.
"Master, please help me take a look!"
The woman probably had something on her mind, so she took a small stool handed over by the Taoist priest and sat on it.
The woman was originally wearing a short skirt, but here, the woman's short skirt naturally shrank back a little. The short skirt could only barely cover her thighs, and the little Taoist priest happened to be sitting opposite the woman. Zhao Gangjun could clearly see
When I saw it, the little Taoist priest's eyes lit up.
"What a romantic Taoist."
Zhao Gangjun smiled and walked over pretending to be casual.
The little Taoist priest gently grabbed the woman's hand, then put it on his own hand, kneaded it for a few times, then raised his other hand and gently stroked one side of the woman's hand with his index finger.
While saying, "I looked at the girl's palm. She was supposed to be a happy person. However, she recently encountered a love disaster, so she was depressed. The lines on the palm clearly showed a lot of confusion. If the girl wants to solve her problems, she must first clear them up.
The crossroads of the palm lines on your hands, only in this way can you get rid of the injustice in your heart."
"What the Taoist said is so accurate!"
The woman frowned and said, "I suspect that my husband has cheated on me recently!"
"Donor, why did your husband do that cheating thing? Ultimately, it is you, the donor, who cannot capture your husband's heart. The reason why you cannot capture your husband's heart lies in you, the donor.
!”
The Taoist priest shook his head and said.
"Oh? What's wrong with me?"
the woman asked in surprise.
"This world is a fair world."
The little Taoist priest said loudly, "Everything in the world will age over time. We are easily attracted by beautiful things. When you are beautiful, your partner may treat you wholeheartedly, but when you age,
Youth is gone, beauty has changed, who can keep oneself and heart unchanged?"
"Then Taoist priest, what should I do!!"
the woman asked eagerly.
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious!"
The little Taoist priest said, "The fact that the donor and Pindao met here today is actually due to the Taoism of Sanqing Taoist Master. I will definitely help the donor!"
"Please tell me, Dao Chang!"
"I have a skin care product from the world-renowned brand Amway. It can restore the donor's skin to its youthful state in a short period of time..."
Zhao Gangjun looked at the Taoist priest in astonishment. He originally thought he would be a Taoist priest picking flowers. Unexpectedly, in the end, this Taoist priest actually sold Amway?!
Come on, if Taoist Sanqing knew this, he would throw down a thunderbolt to destroy this Taoist priest? Taoist priests can sell Amway and cheat out so many things. This is really true.
Personal talent, absolute talent!!
The woman had originally regarded the little Taoist priest as a bodhisattva who saved people from suffering because of the little Taoist priest's talk. Now, after being deceived by the little Taoist priest, she actually spent money to buy a lot of Amway products. This made Zhao Gangjun hate the little Taoist priest.
, even more impressed.
After the woman left, the little Taoist priest was happily collecting the money, but Zhao Gangjun sat down in front of the little Taoist priest with a smile and said, "What a good trick. Pretend that the Taoist priest is selling Amway, poke at people's weaknesses, and then use this to attack them."
People are confused and make people buy a lot of things. You are really a talent."
"Donor, poor Taoist..."
When the little Taoist priest heard what Zhao Gangjun said, he waved his fly whisk with a serious look on his face. Just when he was about to say something, Zhao Gangjun said, "Are you from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?"
The little Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, then he smiled, narrowed his eyes, looked at Zhao Gangjun, and said, "Did the donor come out of the Taoist temple?"
"yes!"
Zhao Gangjun nodded.
"The donor came to this Taoist temple for family matters?"
"yes!"
"Is the donor here because of money matters in that family?" the little Taoist priest continued to ask.
"It really is!"
"If you want to make money, the fastest way is to sell our Amway!"
As the little Taoist priest spoke, he took out a bottle of Amway shampoo and said, "As long as you successfully develop a downline..."
Zhao Gangjun listened to the little Taoist priest's words, smiled, stood up, and said, "I don't want to listen to your nonsense anymore, haha! I'm leaving."
"Donor, I see that your hall has become dark. You may have been haunted by a kid lately. Remember to be careful of the villains!"
The little Taoist priest was not angry because Zhao Gangjun did not listen to him, but said with a smile.
Zhao Gangjun stood still, turned to look at the little Taoist priest, and said, "If you dare to pester me, you will definitely fall into purgatory, hahaha!"
After saying that, Zhao Gangjun turned around and left, but the little Taoist priest looked at Zhao Gangjun in trance. After a while, he came back to his senses, widened his eyes and shouted, "The aura of an emperor! I am the master, Sanqing Taoist Master! I am Chuzhong."
Tian finally sees the aura of an emperor in this life!"