Huang Lingling carefully explained to Zhao Gangjun what Director Lin had said before.
First, brag. Brag yourself as much as you want. As for what Zhao Gangjun heard just now, he has even seen the president and secretary up close.
Zhao Gangjun thought it was nothing. He had peed on the chairman back then.
Of course, these are what others have told me.
Second, tell dirty jokes.
Dirty jokes are suitable for all ages, especially those working in government agencies. Anyone who can’t tell a few dirty jokes will be embarrassed to tell others that they are from a government agency. As the head of a certain government agency, Director Lin
Chang Na told dirty jokes, but one after another, each one was more pornographic than the last, and those dirty jokes could be vaguely connected into a story. This ability is not ordinary, at least Zhao Gangjun did not have that ability to tell a story.
Several unrelated dirty jokes are strung together into one story.
Third, that’s hooking up.
Director Lin talked about how awesome he was and told so many dirty jokes, all for the purpose of hooking up with this third party.
Director Lin hooked up in various ways, not just one, but both. For example, he admired Huang Lingling's work ability and asked Huang Lingling if she had any plans to work in his system. For example, he wanted to go to Guo Furong's shop.
Sit here.
This kind of words does not seem to have much meaning of hooking up literally, but a person can hear the flavor of hooking up inside.
If you work in my system, you are my subordinate. I will definitely give you good benefits, and to get good benefits, you have to pay something, right? Also, I will go to your store to sit and sit, you know
What level of cadre am I? Deputy department level! A cadre of my level will sit in your store for a while, and then as long as someone sees it, he will naturally send business to your store. In those days, a head of the Provincial Organization Department came to someone else.
I sat in a newly opened tea shop for five minutes. That tea shop generates tens of millions in revenue a year. All tea buyers from the local government departments go to that tea shop to buy. Why is this? It’s not because of face! Although I don’t have face.
The organizational department is huge, but it won’t be a problem to double your business!
These are some very obscure things.
And if you have demands for these things, you can understand them immediately.
Although Huang Lingling is simple, she is not stupid. Guo Furong is extremely smart.
But the two of them seemed not to understand Director Lin's words. Even though Director Lin made everything clear, the two of them didn't say anything.
Huang Lingling didn't show any desire to get a higher position, and Guo Furong didn't show any desire to make more money.
"This is really disgusting."
Zhao Gangjun smiled and said, "However, this person can only be disgusted. A deputy director seems to be very powerful, but in fact it is just that. If he meets someone who is in need of him, he will naturally be awesome.
, but we don’t have any need for him, so we don’t need to pay too much attention to this person.”
"Of course, I'm from the public security system, so it's naturally impossible for him to interfere." Huang Lingling said with a smile, "And he is still more or less a small leader!"
"Wow, leader, please ask for the unspoken rules!"
Guo Furong hugged Huang Lingling, put her hands on Huang Lingling's belly, and said, "Leader, please leave it to me, so that I can rely on you in the future!"
“Get lost.’
Huang Lingling blushed and pushed Guo Furong away, and then said, "I'm going to bed, I'm sleepy."
"Then let's sleep together and I'll warm the bed for you!" Guo Furong said.
"And me?"
Zhao Gangrong looked at the two of them eagerly.
"here!"
Guo Furong stood up and walked to where Director Lin was sitting, patted it, and said, "This place is long and wide enough. You can sleep here at night."
Zhao Gangjun looked sad and said, "But...but I'm afraid of sleeping alone!"
"I'm afraid of your size!"
Huang Lingling patted Zhao Gangjun on the head and said, "Look how many meters it is from your place to this bed? It's less than five meters. We are sleeping right in front of you, what are you afraid of?"
"I'm afraid what will happen if you join us as a partner..." Zhao Gangjun said shyly.
"Don't worry...I won't do it!"
Huang Lingling glanced at Guo Furong with a smile and said, "I just don't know if Furong can do it anymore."
"Me? I will!"
Guo Furong nodded and said, "I will touch your side in the middle of the night, and then I will kill you first, then kill you, then kill you again, seven or forty-nine times!"
"Fu Rong, don't be afraid of Gang Biao!"
Huang Lingling said with a smile, "Go to sleep, Gang Yan, you should be fine sleeping on the sofa, right?"
"Well, no problem, no problem, but what should I do if I have backache and leg cramps tomorrow? Sister Lingling, you also know that places like the sofa are always not suitable for sleeping." As he spoke, Zhao Gangjun walked to the sofa.
Lying down on the edge.
Really, this sofa is not long enough!
Zhao Gangjun is over 1.7 meters tall, close to 1.8 meters tall, and this sofa is only 1.75 meters tall.
"this."
Huang Lingling hesitated for a moment, glanced at Guo Furong, and said, "Fu Rong, what do you think?"
"I have no idea."
Guo Furong shook her head and said, "Just do whatever you say."
"Here, steel, otherwise, otherwise you can sleep with us."
After Huang Lingling hesitated for a long time, she said, "However, you are not allowed to take off your clothes, and you have to sleep next to me! This bed is big enough to sleep four people, so there must be a place between you and us!"
"Is this true?" Zhao Gangjun said shyly, "You won't do anything to me, right?"
"If you're scared, you can sleep on the floor."
Huang Lingling said seriously.
"Forget it, since Sister Lingling has warmly invited you, if you are really punished, I will admit it!" Zhao Gangjun said.
"Gang Yan, can you be more shameless?" Guo Furong asked.
"This is just so-so."
Because that damn sofa was not long enough, Zhao Gangjun had no choice but to share the bed with Huang Lingling and Guo Furong.
Although the relationship between the three of them is good, they really haven't reached the point of sleeping together.
However, it was already quite late now and there was no other room. Given the favorable time and place, Zhao Gangjun shared the bed with them.
However, the situation of three people hugging each other that Zhao Gangjun imagined could not happen after all.
Huang Lingling took out a quilt from the cabinet, rolled it into a long strip, then placed it on the bed, pointed to one side of the long strip, and said, "Gang Bong, do you want to sleep over there?"
"Ah? Separate?"
Zhao Gangjun was crying with a sad face.
"Otherwise, what do you think?" Huang Lingling raised her eyebrows and asked.