It is said that Charlotte came to heaven and was softened by the Jade Emperor into a Bima Wen.
Charlotte thought to herself, after all, herding horses in the heaven is still a position of a god. Thinking back then, when the monkey monkey made a big fuss in the heaven, wouldn't he end up with the bute of the horse in the end, so he didn't hurry up.
, leisurely let go of the horse in the heaven.
But man's calculation is not as good as God's calculation.
On this day, Charlotte was herding horses by the Tianhe River while smoking Hongtashan, which she brought from the human world for a few dollars a bag. Suddenly, she saw a very handsome woman appearing on the other side of the river, chasing a white little dog by the river.
rabbit.
"Holy shit, Ma Ma Er, who is that woman? Why is she so beautiful?" Charlotte can be regarded as an 'emperor' in the human world, and there must be hundreds if not dozens of beauties in the harem.
It can be said that there are countless beautiful things to read.
However, even so, when Charlotte first saw the pure, beautiful, and graceful fairy queen across the Tianhe River, she still couldn't help but froze on the spot, staring at the fairy and drooling.
"She? Huh, don't make any decisions. Only you can take a look at her in this deserted place!" The horse snorted that day while burying his head in eating the tender grass by the river.
He spoke disapprovingly of Charlotte, his boss.
"Who is she? Which palace does she live in? Can you tell me?" Charlotte ignored the horse's expression and asked anxiously.
"I won't tell you. If I did, it would be strange if the Jade Emperor didn't punish me!" The horse snorted nonchalantly.
"Yeah, you're not going to tell me, are you? Hehe~" Seeing that the horse was refusing to reveal his life or death, Charlotte showed a sly smile, puffed out smoke at the horse, and said directly: "I'm obeying.
500 years of reincarnation, hey, tomorrow, it seems that the immortals in heaven are going to have a gathering, and they just nodded their heads to roast the horse, and the candidate is you!"
"..." When the Pegasus heard this, his face changed drastically, and he said urgently: "Damn it, Xiao Bi, I didn't take you to play like this. Last time I led you to the Tianting Library, didn't you agree?
Did I tell you that you would let me live as a human being?"
"Alas~ Brother, you also know that people are not as good as God, right!" Charlotte's smile became even brighter: "The Jade Emperor kissed and said he wanted the fattest one, and you also know that you yourself
My body is one of the best among the hundreds of thousands of Pegasus. You said I am just a little Bima Wen, how could I dare to deceive the Jade Emperor?"
"I said, Xiao Bi, I said it's not okay? But you have to promise me, tomorrow, you will let me reincarnate as a human being in the human world!" That day Ma didn't know that this Bi Ma Wen in front of him was trying to take advantage of his shortcomings.
, so he had to put on a smile and threaten.
"Deal! You are considered fat, but I know that the leader of the fifteenth group, Dark Horse, is even fatter, hey~" Upon hearing this, Charlotte changed her face with a look of embarrassment.
"Let me tell you, this woman, named Chang'e, is the leader of the Moon Palace and the underground lover of the Jade Emperor. This is an open secret in the heaven!" The horse thought to himself anyway.
He would be reincarnated tomorrow, so he told Charlotte in detail: "She has the appearance of a beautiful fairy woman. She has a troublesome appearance, with protrusions in front and back, but you don't
Use her crooked brain!"
"Why?" After hearing its explanation, Charlotte thought for a while. It turns out that this young woman is the Chang'e on the moon that she looks up to when she eats mooncakes on August 15th.
Is this human legend true?
"Old Ma, why don't you just eat the tender grass? Come on!" Charlotte saw that the old horse went to eat the tender grass by the river again after finishing his sentence. She was shocked and asked hurriedly.
stand up."
"Tch, you don't know how complicated the inside story is!" The horse has been trapped in the heaven for tens of thousands of years. He has long wanted to escape from the heaven, but he doesn't have enough magic power. Although he found a place in the heaven
There were loopholes, but I didn't dare to look at it lightly. It wasn't until this little third Bi Mawen took over that he became more familiar with it.
"I think Chang'e was the most beautiful woman in the world back then. Ever since Hou Yi shot down nine out of ten suns in the sky, the two of them have been in love for a lifetime, but..." The old horse gave up and said:
"After the Jade Emperor learned about this incident, he happened to come down to earth in person to reward Hou Yi. However, the Jade Emperor had just come down to earth with a few immortals, and happened to catch up with the wedding of the two and the night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber!"
The old horse continued with a greedy look on his face: "After the Jade Emperor waited for an hour outside the room, he finally lost his temper and used magic power to see through it, and then he saw the face of the beautiful lady inside. He was immediately shocked and stunned.
After a while, he rushed in through the door. What do you think the Jade Emperor said after entering?"
"What?" Charlotte asked curiously.
"Hou Yi, you are tired enough of shooting down nine suns. Please stop shooting for the time being! Put away your gun!" The Jade Emperor had a look on his face when he saw that Hou Yi had not yet succeeded in shooting the gun.
He smiled evilly and said: "Because of your benefits to the world, and in order to reward you, I will immediately promote your wife to the rank of immortal!"
"After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he waved his hand, and Chang'e and the immortals disappeared into Hou Yi's room! Only a tearful Hou Yi was left in the room, masturbating!"
After saying that, he took a drink of water in the Tianhe River and continued: "Not only that, Chang'e was forcibly taken to heaven by the Jade Emperor. Because of the majesty of the Queen Mother, he went to find Chang'e from unknown places, taking advantage of the absence of the Queen Mother.
Or maybe I went to the Heavenly Palace in the middle of the night to see Chang'e!"
"So the Jade Emperor is so petty?" Charlotte couldn't help but asked curiously: "In that case, how can the Jade Emperor be willing to let Wu Gang be alone with Chang'e in the Moon Palace? Isn't he afraid of being cuckolded?"
"Hahaha~" The old horse couldn't help laughing after hearing what Charlotte said, and then lowered his voice and said: "Just imagine, what can a rootless man do if he is alone with a beautiful woman?"
"Damn it, this Jade Emperor is so thief and evil-minded!!" Upon hearing this, Charlotte's heart suddenly exploded with anger!
"There is something even more outrageous!" It was rare for Lao Ma to meet a boss with a congenial temperament, and he gossiped with a cheerful face: "Did you know that the person we used to be in charge of Heavenly Court, Tianpeng Dawushuai?"
"Isn't it just a pig?" When Charlotte was a child, she was trapped in a small temple by an old monk. In summer and winter, the old shabby TV only had one channel, and that was "Journey to the West." After hearing this question from Lao Ma,
Then he thought of that rogue pig again with disdain!
"How can he be a pig?" The old horse smiled evilly and said softly: "I can tell you, it is because Marshal Tianpeng got drunk at a banquet and came to the court to make a show.
When Chang'e was attending the banquet, the Jade Emperor was furious when he saw this, turned her into an ugly boar, and then flattened her into the mortal world!"
"So I say, although the beautiful woman across the river looks like a disaster, if you don't want to turn into a cow, then you'd better not have any ideas about her! If you want to poke a chrysanthemum, you have to look at the chrysanthemum.
Who is Hua's backer! Hehe~" Then how could Lao Ma not know what his boss is thinking?
"Hehe~" Charlotte smiled mischievously and added that old horse to the list of people to be reincarnated that day.
However, when it was late at night, Charlotte pulled out a pony from her horse pen, blindfolded its eyes, praised its horse's back, and drove away in the direction of the Moon Palace.
He was thinking in his mind: "nnd, you Jade Emperor, I'm a master of cultivation. You only want to ask me to be an immortal, but you only let me go to heaven to herd horses. I will let you have a taste. What is called
What it’s like to be cuckolded!”
Thinking in his mind, he tightened his grip on the Durex ultra-thin suit he brought up from the human world...