"Huh?" Murong Yu was stunned for a moment. He didn't know what Lin Fan was talking about. He's here for a blind date? Why? There doesn't seem to be any other girls here.
"Stop pretending, what are you hiding, bro? Just go on a blind date, it's not a bad thing, right!" Lin Fan smiled, then turned to look to the other side, and suddenly said: "Murong Yu, are you serious?
Does it taste good? Why am I fainting when I go on a blind date with a boy? Or is he a girl?"
Murong Han, who followed Lin Fan in, almost couldn't help laughing when he heard this. After all, every time Lin Fan pretended to be stupid, he was actually cheating others. He was obviously calling that guy a sissy. Fortunately, Murong Han held it back.
, Murong Yu was also very smart and realized what Lin Fan meant.
But he really wanted to say: "Brother Fan, please don't ask me to be a supporting role next time, okay? I will mess with you anyway!"
At the beginning, Murong Han's blind date had no idea what Lin Fan meant, but soon, they also realized that as the person involved, he would definitely be angry.
At this time, he was thinking, why am I attracted to a girl? Maybe for the sake of face, he could only get angry in his heart, but he couldn't show it.
As a gentleman, how can you get angry casually?
Don't give a bad impression to your in-laws. Lin Fan said he was quite magnanimous for being so calm. He thought he was a fool who would get angry on the spot.
If this guy really gets angry and curses, then Lin Fan has succeeded in the first step, because he is not afraid that the Murong family will have a bad impression of him, but his purpose is to harm this guy's reputation. Who knows that because of his calmness,
As a result, Lin Fan failed directly, but it didn't matter, Lin Fan had many ways, which would definitely make him angry in the end.
No, no one said anything. Lin Fan muttered to himself, pretending to be stupid and said: "No, why do girls have beards? Are you a shemale? Murong Yu, next time you go on a blind date, be careful. Don't give it.
You lied to me. There is no way this shemale can help you give birth to a child. I will teach you how to identify a shemale. That is to look at the Adam's apple. Look, his Adam's apple is so high. He must be a man. How can you still like him?
Up?"
"...!" Regarding what Lin Fan said, everyone present said that he was too scoundrel. After saying it for the first time, no one got angry. What's more! Do you want to provoke people to kill them with knives? In this regard,
Murong Han's father couldn't help but say first: "My friend, you should know how to speak appropriately. Today is a happy event for the Murong family. If you have any grudges, can you put them aside and talk about them later?"
"We don't have any grudges. I'm here to check on Murong Yu today. Don't let him be deceived by others. Can't you see that this guy is the leader? How can the Murong family marry a boy?
If this news spreads, the Murong family will lose all their face. I am doing it all for your sake!" Lin Fan explained.
"Huh, you're just here to fool around!" Regarding what Lin Fan said, the boy retorted in a gentle tone.
After all, he didn't want to get angry, for fear of losing his temperament. This time, it was Murong Han's father who spoke first, so he dared to take advantage of the situation, otherwise he would have to pretend to be a gentleman and keep quiet.
Who would have thought that when he said this, Lin Fan yelled: "Damn it, I said you had one, am I wrong? Don't you have one? How about I catch it and take a look?"
After saying that, Lin Fan really put on the posture of a monkey stealing peaches. This powerful look frightened the boy. If he was really caught, he would definitely become a eunuch.
He will still play with women in the future. If this disappears, he will really have to play with boys. So he jumped up quickly and escaped from Lin Fan. In fact, he didn't know that Lin Fan didn't want to catch him at all.
It means, after all, this is too disgusting. To get rid of him, Lin Fan usually just kicks him.
If caught, Lin Fan didn't have this habit. The reason why he acted like this was to let this guy show his true nature. Sure enough, this time the guy finally couldn't help but cursed: "What are you doing? You want to kill me?"
, let me tell you, I am not easy to play, believe it or not, I will call a hundred people to kill you!"
He said this mainly because he was really angry with Lin Fan. The most precious thing a boy has is that thing. If he wants to get rid of it, everyone will fight to the death.
Unexpectedly, at this time, Lin Fan didn't know when he started to turn into a very calm young man, and then said with a smile: "Brother, I was joking, don't take it seriously, why did you ask for hundreds of people to come?
This, what's the difference between this and the underworld? Alas, people nowadays get angry at every turn. It's really too much. They can't even make a joke. Such a life is so meaningless! It seems that Murong Han can't choose.
Such a person!"
After saying that, Lin Fan said to Murong Yu very calmly: "Are you right? Isn't this person very old-fashioned? We can joke about whatever we like, but he can't?"
"Yeah, he's too old-fashioned, and his brains are a bit dull. If he makes a joke one day, he will take it seriously and won't really chop me down too!" Murong Yu said in a hurry.
In this regard, he must support his elder brother. Besides, he also knows that Murong Han definitely didn't want to marry this guy, so he called Lin Fan here.
As twin brothers and sisters, he must be helping his relatives.
"What?" The boy was confused.
Is this a joke? What Lin Fan did just now was to make him extinct. Wasn't even Murong Han's father angry?
Originally, the boy wanted Uncle Murong to say a few nice words to him, but before he could say anything, he saw Lin Fan chatting happily with Murong Han's father.
In fact, we can't blame Murong Han's father for his quick change. When the question came up, Lin Fan secretly gave Murong Han's father a business card, which was a business card unique to the Fan family.
Murong Han's father naturally knew him. When he saw the word "Lin Fan" written on the business card, Murong Han's father almost slipped off his chair.
Originally, he wanted to say something about this young man and ask him who he was! Why was he so rude and talked back to them? Are they hiding the fact that the Murong family is easy to bully? But now, how dare he say anything?
, and then Lin Fan asked him not to say anything from now on, just pretend that he didn't see him, and just cooperate with him. Although Murong Han's father was embarrassed for his friends over there, for the sake of the overall situation, he had no choice but to obey.
Regarding this, he said in confusion: "What happened to Lin Fan today? Why did he come here? Is he really bored? He is so unlucky."
Although the boy saw this scene, he still hoped that Uncle Murong could say something fair, and he couldn't help but said politely: "Uncle Murong, he wasn't joking just now, he wanted to tease me on purpose, right?"
"Oh, how can I punish you? We all know each other. It's just a joke. You can't take it seriously!" Murong Han's father said quickly. At first, he thought it was just to smooth things over, but who knew it made the man so angry that he felt
Even Uncle Murong came to play with him.
However, it was hard for him to get angry in front of his parents, so he could only endure it and endure it. Who knows at this time, Lin Fan even said boldly: "Children, if you have little social experience, just study more. Not everyone is a bad person."
Yes, there are still many good people in the world. If you treat me as your enemy just for a joke, then you would be too immodest. You won’t really hold a grudge against me in your heart!”
"No, how could that happen?" the boy said quickly. Although he was smiling on the surface, he was about to vomit blood in his heart because Lin Fan's words were so overwhelming that he couldn't say what he wanted to say.
"Well, this is how you are obedient!" Lin Fan nodded and said with satisfaction, as if he was training a pug, but it felt like this.
Lin Fan didn't say it clearly, so it would be hard for the other party to say bad things about Lin Fan again. But when he saw the boy's face turned red, he knew that this guy was going to be very angry.
At about the same time, Lin Fan said again: "By the way, actually, today's blind date is just a joke. Don't take it seriously!"
"What?" This time, the boy and his parents were all confused. How could this be a joke? Also, why could he represent the Murong family?
"Oh, I told you, it's just a joke. Why do you all take it seriously?" Lin Fan still pretended to be innocent and said, and then explained: "You don't know, Murong Han and I were investigating recently.
The blind date data is just one copy away from being completed, so I invite you to join in the fun!"
"Is this true?" The boy's parents asked Murong Han's father in unison.
Murong Han's father was instantly embarrassed. After all, this was his friend. He wanted to deny it, but after looking at Lin Fan, he quickly changed his mind and said, "Oh, it's true. If your children are in trouble, as a parent, you must
Please help, actually this time, uh, it’s not a blind date, I just want to get together with you!”
"So that's it!" The boy's parents were also quite angry at first, but when they thought about how powerful the Murong family was, the key to why they were angry was that they didn't flatter him. They were a little disappointed, but they were still angry, so they couldn't.
It offends the Murong family.
So they pretended to be fine and said, "Oh, it's okay. If it weren't for the children's mission, it might be difficult for us to have a chance to get together!"
"That's right, that's right!" Murong Han's father also said following the trend.
It can be seen that these are some old fritters who have been around for many years. Even if they know that they are being fooled, they can still hold back their tone. However, the boy can't help it.
Especially his expression, which was obviously about to erupt like a volcano.
After all, he came back from the United States specially for this blind date, thinking that he could be with the lovely Murong Han and get the support of the Murong family.
By then, his future will be immeasurable!
However, now all this has come to nothing and has become a joke. He cannot bear such a gap at all and feels like he wants to die.
In response, he couldn't help but said: "Murong Han, are you trying to trick me on purpose? Is it because I didn't agree to your confession at the beginning?"
"Pfft, what are you talking about? Have I confessed to you? Well, even if I have, I was only nine years old at the time. Do you think that what a nine-year-old girl said can be taken seriously?" Murong Han said with a smile.
"Huh, this is just a joke. You Murong family, don't go too far!" The boy finally burst out the anger in his heart and said.
But his parents quickly apologized and said, "Brother Murong, my son is a little ignorant, don't mind it!"
"Mom and Dad, what are you doing? You've been tricked by others, why do you have to be so humble? This is so undignified!" The boy said angrily.
"Dignity? Do you think you have dignity?" At this time, Lin Fan suddenly asked.