Ding Weier cheered excitedly, then pushed the door open and came to Robin Hood's bedside.
Probably because she was so excited, Ding Weier almost forgot that Robin Hood was still very weak. She lay directly on top of Robin Hood and gave him a close hug.
"Uh-" Robin Hood's expression changed, and he gasped: "You...you want to crush me to death?"
"Oh! Oh!" Ding Weier hurriedly sat up, took Robin Hood's hand and said, "Great! You finally woke up! You finally woke up!"
"Hey!" Robin Hood coughed twice and said, "What? Do you think I won't wake up?"
"Crow's Mouth!" Ding Weier glared at Robin Hood, "Do you feel better now?"
"Much better! Help me up!" said Robin Hood.
"You...you have tubes inserted all over your body..." Ding Weier hesitated. In this situation, she did not dare to move Robin Hood casually, otherwise it would be difficult to deal with his wounds again.
"It's okay, help me up!" Robin Hood said, pulling off the sensor wire connected to his chest. The lines in the instrument soon became weaker, and at the same time, the instrument also beeped.
"Oops, it's so noisy, help me turn off the instrument!" Robin Hood waved his hand gracefully.
Ding Weier walked over and helped him turn off the instrument, then walked over, hugged his waist, and slowly helped him up.
Robin Hood smiled slightly: "It's much cleaner now! I'm a little thirsty. Please pour me another glass of water!"
Ding Weier poured Robin Hood a glass of warm water and said with concern: "Can you sit like this?"
Robin Hood said: "Why not? I don't have a knife under my butt! I've been lying there for almost a day. I'm almost suffocated. I feel like a corpse. It's so boring!"
Ding Weier sat on the edge of the bed, "You said it was boring?! I was almost scared to death by you! You insisted that you were Iron Man, but you fainted faster than anyone else!"
Robin Hood held the glass of water and asked: "What happened after I fainted?"
Ding Weier said: "Didn't you ask me to call Mr. Yang? Mr. Yang quickly rushed over with someone, and then rushed you to the hospital all the way. The doctor said, if you come a little later,
, once the blood loss exceeds 2500 ml, your life will be in danger!"
"How much blood did I lose?" Robin Hood asked.
Ding Weier said: "Almost 2000 ml!"
"It's okay!" Robin Hood yawned: "Replacing some fresh blood will help the new metabolism!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" A fat nurse wearing glasses shouted and walked in, "Did you ring the call bell just now?"
"Yeah!" Robin Hood nodded.
The fat nurse said: "Your body has not recovered yet, how can you move without permission? If the wound is re-opened, who will be responsible for you?"
Ding Weier said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Miss Nurse, I moved him, so I made you bother. I'm really sorry!"
"What lady?!" The fat nurse flipped up her hair, holding her round face full of freckles and said, "I'm the nurse sister!"
"Hey!" Robin Hood shuddered and almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
Then he thought evilly of the small island movie. If this fat nurse went to film a nurse series, those guys with long hair would probably be impotent!
Thinking of this, Robin Hood couldn't help laughing.
The fat nurse adjusted her glasses and said in a commanding tone: "What are you laughing at? Lie down quickly!"
While she was talking, she turned her head and saw the instruments next to the hospital bed, and screamed again: "Oh my god, why did you tear off the line? How can we observe your vital signs like this? You are such a person.
It’s not reassuring at all!”
With that said, the fat nurse turned to look at Ding Weier: "Are you his girlfriend?"
Ding Weier said nothing.
The fat nurse rolled her eyes at Ding Weier: "I don't know how you got this girlfriend. He is still in the intensive care unit, still in our observation stage, and is not completely out of danger. You are quite good-looking.
Beautiful, but what are you thinking about?"
"I..." Ding Weier wanted to argue, but Robin Hood held her hand down.
Robin Hood looked at the fat nurse with a smile: "This nurse sister (meimei, pronounced three times, with a slight Hong Kong and Taiwanese accent!), thank you for your trouble! But I really have nothing to do now, I just want to be alone with my daughter
My friends are making out, could you please go out for a while?"
"Making love?! You two?!" The fat nurse's face trembled with anger. She gouged out Robin Hood and said angrily: "Humph! What a pleasure! If something goes wrong, don't blame me!" As she said this, she pinched her arms angrily.
The record book walked out of the ward.
"It's all your fault!" Ding Weier reached out and tapped Robin Hood's forehead lightly, "It's all your fault that I was scolded by the nurse! By the way, was she slandering me with what she just said? From her mouth
Speaking of it, it seems like a beautiful woman has no brains. If she is not beautiful, she has brains and wisdom? Hum, pig brain!"
"Haha!" Robin Hood grinned: "She cares about me too, so don't get angry with her! By the way, where is Lao Yang?"
Ding Weier pointed outside: "He went downstairs to buy food!"
Gulu!
Robin Hood's stomach growled just in time. He held his stomach and said, "Just in time, I'm hungry too!"
While the two were talking, Lao Yang came up carrying two bags of food.
"Hey!" Robin Hood greeted: "Old Yang, you came just in time, my stomach is almost hungry!"
Lao Yang walked into the ward: "When I went upstairs just now, I heard a nurse complaining that there was a weird patient in the ward. I can tell with my toes that the nurse was definitely talking about you! No, let's go.
Come over and take a look, you are indeed awake!"
Robin Hood said: "I'm kidding, I'm as strong as a tiger, how could I fall down so easily?" At this point, he couldn't help coughing twice.
Lao Yang said: "I see you, you are like a sick tiger now! This man is made of flesh, not steel. Don't hold on. It's not a bad thing for men to be weak sometimes!" After a pause, Lao Yang added
He said: "Of course, you must not be weak at certain times. It is a matter of ability!"
Ding Weier was not a fool. She immediately understood what Lao Yang meant and her face turned red.
"That's nonsense!" Robin Hood said: "Look at what we bought. I haven't eaten for a day and I'm going to starve to death!"
"Hey!" Lao Yang said while covering his pocket: "Brother, I didn't expect you to wake up so soon, so there is nothing suitable for you to eat in this bag. This is dinner for me and Ding Weier! You have to be honest
You are very hungry, I will go downstairs to buy you a bowl of gruel!"
"What?! Porridge?!" Robin Hood's head shook like a rattle: "I don't drink gruel!"
"Then what do you want to eat?" Lao Yang asked.
Robin Hood chuckled and said: "You know, beer, chicken legs, it's best to grill some meat skewers and so on!"
"Wow! You are crazy!" Lao Yang said: "No! No! You are still seriously injured and still a patient. How can you eat these things?"
Robin Hood raised his thick eyebrows: "Why can't you eat? Do you want to starve me to death?"
Ding Weier said: "Just listen to Lao Yang. You are still so weak now, how can you drink wine and eat meat skewers? When you recover, we can eat slowly, okay? Be good, you have to be obedient.
Well!"
"No! No! I want to eat! I want to eat!" Robin Hood shook his body and made a "kawaii" sound.
"Uh-" Lao Yang felt a chill and goosebumps fell down, "Stop it! Stop it! I really can't stand you! But let me make it clear first that if the nurse sees it, don't say that this drink is mine.
It’s for you. Also, you can only drink two cans less, don’t be greedy!”
Robin Hood licked his lips, his eyes gleaming with excitement: "Hurry! Hurry! I'm almost starving! As soon as you came in, I saw the food in your pocket! Beer and barbecue, right?"
"I really can't hide it from you!" Lao Yang opened his pocket and took out all the beer and barbecue.
After a while, Robin Hood and Lao Yang sat on the hospital bed opposite each other, eating meat and drinking wine.
"Come on, come on, let's go! Let's go!"
"Well, this piece of fat belongs to me, don't take it from me! Yeah, it smells so good!"
Ding Weier was eating fried rice next to her and was so depressed that she couldn't speak. These two idiots, are they having a spring outing in the intensive care unit?
That brat from Robin Hood is really weird. He was lying in the intensive care unit with injuries all over his body, fisting with Lao Yang, eating wine, and laughing. He... did he really think he was on vacation?
Oh my god!
I really wonder if he is covered in human skin on the outside and has the skeleton of a steel machine inside.
Still the same two-word evaluation: monster!
A complete monster!
But silently looking at the beaming Robin Hood on the hospital bed, Ding Weier's heart was filled with deep love.
She didn't know why. She had received high-end education since she was a child, and she was well-educated, talented, and polite, so she had a kind of arrogance inherent in her bones. She used to look down on the vulgar ordinary people. She always felt that she
She was not from the same world as them. She had always imagined that her lover must be a handsome and polite nobleman from the royal family.
But...but I don't know why...
From the moment she met Robin Hood, her fantasy was completely shattered.
According to her standards, Robin Hood did not meet the requirements at all, because Robin Hood was far from the image of her imaginary lover.
Sometimes Robin Hood can be very vulgar, sometimes he can act like a gangster, and sometimes he can swear and do anything carelessly, looking like a ruffian.
People are so strange, and Robin Hood's ruffian and gangster aura deeply attracted Ding Weier.
Of course, Robin Hood's hooligan vibe is fundamentally different from that of a real social hooligan.
Robin Hood is wretched with integrity, vulgar with boldness, and rogue with a hint of domineering.
No matter what time he looks, he looks particularly strong, secure and masculine.
He has a strong heroic aura. Since ancient times, beauties cherish heroes, so it is no wonder that so many women are fascinated by Robin Hood.
Looking at Robin Hood's profile, Ding Weier suddenly smiled stupidly, bah, this guy is just a gangster!
