After a while, Robin Hood was lying face down on the ground, and the three women dragged him out from under the bed like a dead dog.
Friends, you must have watched the movie "The God of Cookery" starring Zhou Xingxing as a child. When he was learning cooking in the Shaolin Temple, the scene of him being dragged out by the 18th Bronze Man should still be fresh in your memory, right?
Yes, Robin Hood's current situation is just like that of little boy Zhou Xingxing.
Ding Weier raised her slender legs, stepped on Robin Hood's back and said, "You rascal, you still want to run?"
"Hero, you misunderstood, I didn't run away!" Robin Hood said.
"Then what are you hiding under the bed?" Ding Weier asked like a queen with her hands on her hips.
"I...I just saw a mouse crawling under the bed..." Robin Hood's explanation was so pale that he didn't even believe it.
Su Xiaodie took off her slippers, bare her snow-white sexy feet, took the slippers in her hand, slapped Robin Hood's butt, and while spanking, she scolded: "Damn scoundrel! Big pervert! Let's see if you still dare to lie! Look at you.
How dare you lie!"
"Ouch!" Robin Hood was really on the verge of crying at this moment.
Woo hoo hoo, a Chinese soldier king, who has always been a tough guy, is now being spanked by a little girl with a slipper in his hand. How can he lose his face? If there is a crack in the ground now, Robin Hood would really like to dive into it!
A pair of beautiful legs appeared in front of Robin Hood's eyes, and Robin Hood squinted his eyes upward.
My eyes were like insects, crawling up and down those beautiful legs, towards the triangle under the skirt.
Snapped!
A big slipper slapped Robin Hood on the face, and Han Duo's voice was clear and sweet: "Insect!"
Han Duo knelt down and slapped Robin Hood's face with his slippers: "You're such a big pervert, even when you're about to die, you still don't change your thief nature, and you still dare to peek! You still dare to peek!"
Robin Hood screamed in pain: "Oh, can you be gentler?"
"Can you be more gentle and teach me a lesson?" Han Duo asked.
Robin Hood said with a sad face: "Then you have to change the side of the face to hit, because if you keep hitting the other side, it will deform!"
"I'd better cripple you!" Han Duo scolded angrily, hitting him more than ten times in a row, making Robin Hood dizzy.
"Aunts! Three aunts! I was wrong! Please let me go!" Robin Hood lay on the ground and begged for mercy. For the first time, he felt that having too many women was really a tragic thing.
The three women looked at each other, "You want to let his mother go?"
Then they replied in unison: "No way!"
Immediately afterwards, there was another violent storm of destruction.
Half an hour later...
Robin Hood was naked, standing in the middle of the bedroom wearing only a pair of underwear.
His body was covered in red and blue patches, and was riddled with scars.
He lowered his head, his hair had been pulled into a mess, his hands were covering his crotch, and his legs were clamped tightly.
For people who don't know the reason, from this simple picture, it feels like Robin Hood was raped by three women, which is pitiful.
The three women were wearing nightgowns of different colors, hugging their arms, revealing the same beautiful white legs, and then crossed their legs elegantly, with a sexy and sultry posture. They sat in a row on the sofa, like three high-ranking queens. Ding Wei
Su Xiaodie and Han Duo sat in the middle, Su Xiaodie and Han Duo sat on the left and right sides, like three interrogators, and Robin Hood, unfortunately, was the prisoner being interrogated.
Ding Weier held her chin and looked at Robin Hood back and forth, and asked the other two women: "Do you feel that something is missing?"
Su Xiaodie and Han Duo nodded: "It seems like something is missing!"
"Ah!" Han Duo snapped his fingers: "I know what is missing!"
A few minutes later, a paper sign appeared on Robin Hood's chest, with four words written in black and white on it: I am a sinner!
Han Duo clapped his hands and sat back on the sofa: "How do you feel now?"
"Not bad!" Ding Weier nodded with satisfaction and handed her iPhone to Su Xiaodie: "Xiaodie, come and take a picture for me!"
Ding Weier walked up to Robin Hood, picked up Robin Hood's chin with her fingers, and said sternly: "Lift your head!"
Robin Hood slowly raised his head, his eyebrows and nose were knitted together, with a grimace on his face.
Ding Weier pinched Robin Hood's cheek: "Hurry up, smile, come on! Say it with me, eggplant!"
"Eggplant!" Robin Hood's face was like a bitter gourd, and his smile was as ugly as it was ugly.
Ding Weier raised two fingers, making a "V" sign of victory, and placed it on Robin Hood's head: "Eggplant!"
Click!
Su Xiaodie pressed the shutter.
In the photo, Ding Weier's face is full of joy and she looks like a winner.
Robin Hood lowered his head, with a look of tears on his face, and the four large black characters "I am a sinner" on his chest were particularly eye-catching.
"Oh, that's good!" Su Xiaodie praised: "Weier Wei'er, please come and take a picture for me too!"
"Wow wow wow!" Robin Hood's tears kept flowing to his heart, "You three bastards, this is a fascist act!"
Of course, Robin Hood didn't dare to curse him out loud, he could only curse it to himself in his heart.
The three women were like victors in war, posing in various victorious poses in front of the defeated captives.
Su Xiaodie holds up her slippers with one hand and pulls Robin Hood's ears with the other, playing the role of the American Statue of Liberty.
Then she yanked hard and shouted, "Eggplant!"
"Ouch - eggplant -" Robin Hood screamed like a slaughtering pig, half of his ears were twisted, his eyes were bulging, his tongue was hanging out, and his face was ferocious and exaggerated.
"It's my turn! It's my turn!"
Hando ran to Robin Hood excitedly and took Robin Hood's arm.
Robin Hood felt warm in his heart. He finally met a normal person. Han Duo was the best to me and would not abuse me like those two dead women...
Before this thought of gratitude disappeared from his mind, a sharp pain suddenly came from his arm. Han Duo turned Robin Hood's arm and strangled Robin Hood's neck with one hand, pretending to be a captive animal.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa?" Robin Hood shouted in pain, his head tilted, and spittle flew everywhere.
Click!
The picture of torture was mercilessly taken.
Robin Hood's ugly appearance has also been recorded forever.
I thought that the nightmare was almost over, but little girl Ding Weier actually suggested: "How about we three sisters take a group photo together?"
Robin Hood groaned in his heart: "Wow! Women are such fickle animals! You scolded me just now, and I scolded you for being noisy and bitter enemies. When did you become three sisters again?"
"Okay! Okay!" Su Xiaodie and Han Duo stood beside Robin Hood, one on the left and one on the right, strangling him by the neck.
Ding Weier stood in the middle, holding Robin Hood's nose with her left hand, and holding her mobile phone high with her right hand, "Come on! Sisters! Let me count to three! Let's shout slogans before taking pictures!"
"Down with the stinky gangsters and eliminate harm for the people!" Su Xiaodie raised her arms and shouted.
Han Duo followed closely: "Down with the damn liar and burst the little anus!"
Ding Weier also shouted: "Down with the bastard, let him have no penis!"
Robin Hood broke out in a cold sweat: "Oh my God! You...are you too cruel?!"
"one two three!"
"Eggplant! Yeah!"
The three women smiled triumphantly and shouted "eggplant" with smiles on their faces.
But what Robin Hood shouted was: "Murder your husband!!!"
Another half hour passed...
Robin Hood looked haggard, his face was withered, and he had been tortured to the point of being almost invisible.
He lowered his head, placed a computer keyboard on the ground, and knelt miserably on the keyboard with his legs together.
Han Duo said: "Don't move around. If you fall off the keyboard, you will be punished for half an hour!"
A tripod was set up in front of Robin Hood with a DV camera on it.
Su Xiaodie stood behind the camera, like an interrogator.
"Name?"
"Robin Hood!"
"age?"
"Twenty-eight years old!"
"gender?"
"ah?!"
"Ah what, I asked you your gender!"
"Can't you see?"
"Answer honestly!"
"male!"
"Crime committed?"
"Uh...I don't know either..." Robin Hood said with a grimace.
"Yes, what crime have you committed?" Su Xiaodie held her chin and called Han Duo and Ding Weier over. The three women whispered to each other for a long time and finally reached a consensus.
"Ahem!" Su Xiaodie cleared her throat and said loudly: "The three judges unanimously determined that you have committed the crime of polygamy! According to the crime, you should have your penis removed and deprive men of their rights for life!"
"Ah?! Isn't it?!" Robin Hood's eyes widened in horror, and he covered his crotch with both hands.
Ding Weier's face turned red and she lowered her voice and said to Amelia Su: "This punishment seems a bit too severe!"
"Yes!" Han Duo nodded: "This is related to the future sexual happiness of our three sisters!"
"Okay!" Su Xiaodie nodded and said loudly: "Then... after the review of the three judges, it was decided to change your sentence to life imprisonment. That means you will not be able to leave our three sisters in this life. This sentence will begin today.
implement!"
Life imprisonment?!
Robin Hood had a silly smile on his face.
Wow, this penalty is so severe, but I like it!!!
Being able to have three stunning beauties in my life, let alone life imprisonment, I am willing to continue to be imprisoned in the next life!
Su Xiaodie said: "Robin Hood, please don't be too proud! From now on, you must make a profound self-examination. If you have a good attitude towards pleading guilty, we will only allow you to stand up. Otherwise, you will keep kneeling like this."
Until the review is made to our satisfaction!”
Robin Hood shook his head and sighed, raised his hands above his head, sighed "Oh my God!", and then began to make a profound self-examination with snot and tears: "I am not a human! I am a gangster! I am a beast! I have failed the party and the country.
Trust in me! I betrayed the love of the three goddesses for me! I used their kindness as a weapon of deception! I am a sinner! Wow wow wow..."
