The team members were suddenly awakened by a howl like a killing pig.
I saw Mao Xiaowu covering his crotch with both hands, curling up on the ground and hissing.
"Xiao Wu, what's your name this early in the morning?" Yang Xiaoxiao asked.
Mao Xiaowu said with a painful look on his face: "My balls hurt... my balls hurt..."
"Humph!" Yang Xiaoxiao turned away and said angrily: "Rogue!"
Mao Xiaowu's voice was trembling when he spoke: "It's really... my balls... my balls hurt..."
Robin Hood saw that Mao Xiaowu's face was covered with cold sweat, and that painful expression was probably not a joke, so he quickly said: "Xiao Wu, are you okay?"
Mao Xiaowu blushed and pointed to his crotch: "I don't know! It just feels like the bird's egg is burning and hurting. It's killing me! Oops!"
Mao Xiaowu was so painful that he broke into cold sweat and rolled around while holding his crotch.
Robin Hood turned around and said to Yang Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao, please get out of the way first! Call Emerka here by the way!"
Yang Xiaoxiao blushed and hurried out of the house.
After a while, Aimoka walked in.
"Young man, what's wrong?" Aimoka asked Mao Xiaowu.
Mao Xiaowu gasped and said, "I don't know why, but the bird's egg suddenly hurts so much!"
"Take off your pants and look!" Aimoka said.
"Ah?!" Mao Xiaowu glanced at everyone sheepishly: "There are so many people, I am so shy!"
Wan Juncheng said: "You are not a girl. Who cares about you? If you look at you, you might get a needle eye!"
Mao Xiaowu gritted his teeth and took off his pants.
The moment the pants slipped down, everyone let out a cry of surprise.
I saw that Mao Xiaowu's male artifact was as red and swollen as a carrot, blood red, and looked scary.
Aimoka knelt down, looked at it carefully for a while, and suddenly reached out to put the mask under Mao Xiaowu's egg.
Mao Xiaowu shouted anxiously: "Hey! Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Don't touch me! Hey! Did you hear that? You perverted old man... Oops!"
Aimoka reached under the egg and pulled it hard, causing Mao Xiaowu to let out a strange scream.
Zhuge Nanxing appeared behind Mao Xiaowu at some point and asked with a wicked smile: "Are you climaxing?"
"Tall... taller than your mother!" Mao Xiaowu's face was almost deformed in pain.
"Sexy old man! What exactly did you do to me?" Mao Xiaowu asked.
"I saved your life! No, to be precise, I saved the life of that thing of yours!" Aimoka pointed at Mao Xiaowu's man's artifact, opened his palm, and saw a fiery red one in his palm.
The ant was crawling quickly. Aimoka squeezed the ant with his fingers and exploded it. Red blood flowed out of the ant's body.
That ant was different from ordinary ants. It was three to four times larger than ordinary ants, and it had two sharp white teeth on the front. The most peculiar thing was its color, which was as red as fire.
Mao Xiaowu covered the bird's egg and asked depressedly: "What the hell is this?"
Emerka said: "This is the famous fire ant in the desert. It is like a locust and lives by sucking blood! Did you see it? The blood that just flowed out is your blood!"
Wan Juncheng next to him couldn't help laughing: "Wow haha! In other words, you were bitten by this fire ant just now?! Hahaha, it's so funny!"
Mao Xiaowu said: "Smile! Looking at your dead look, I wish you will be bitten by fire ants next time!"
Wan Juncheng covered his buttocks and said, "It must feel so good!"
Aimoka took out a small glass bottle from her arms, poured a little yellow liquid from it, and applied it to Mao Xiaowu's wound. Aimoka said: "Don't gloat and underestimate this kind of fire ant!
Fire ants are actually very scary. If they are not discovered in time, they will burrow into the skin and flesh until they penetrate into the blood vessels. In severe cases, they will cause blood vessels to rupture. At that time, it will be very difficult to take them out. It was okay just now, the fire ants were just
I just drilled my head in, and I pulled it out!"
Mao Xiaowu felt chills for a while, and couldn't help but wipe off the cold sweat. I beg you, if this fire ant just got into my skin, wouldn't my manly tool be scrapped?!
After Aimoka wiped it with the strange liquid, Mao Xiaowu felt a cool feeling, and the wound soon stopped hurting.
Mao Xiaowu asked Aimoka: "What kind of magic medicine is this? How effective is it?"
Aimoka said: "This is lizard urine!"
"Holy crap!" Three black lines fell from Mao Xiaowu's forehead: "Why is it lizard urine again?!"
After this small interlude, everyone quickly got up and went to the square to gather.
They didn't wash up either. After all, in this kind of desert area, water resources are very scarce.
Emerka came out and gave each person two small glass bottles: "The yellow liquid is for treating bites from fire ants or poisonous scorpions! The green powder is for treating bites from poisonous snakes!"
Then, Aimoka handed each person a polished wooden board.
Wan Juncheng asked strangely: "What is this?"
Aimoka said: "This is desert skateboarding!"
"Desert skateboarding?!" Wan Juncheng said in surprise: "Wow! So advanced!"
Aimoka said: "When encountering desert hills, we can use skateboards to glide forward and increase speed!"
Robin Hood played with the wooden board: "Well, it's pretty cool!"
Aimoka's desert equipment is indeed very rich. In addition to healing medicine, there are also desert skateboards, scarves, sunscreen oil made from camel oil, camping tents, tinder, fire sticks, etc. He also wears a sharp knife
Full Moon Scimitar.
Emerka said: "Every world has its own rules of survival. If you want to survive in the cruel desert, you must also learn the rules of survival in the desert! I will teach you along the way! Let's go!"
A few strong men led a group of camels. Aimoka was the first to get on the back of the first camel and called to everyone: "Let's go and start our desert journey!"
With the sound of camel bells, the camel team swayed out of Zaka Village and headed towards the vast desert.
The scorching sun burned the gravel, and the billowing heat waves rushed towards me, mixed with the rough gravel, which caused burning pain on my body.
The wind and sand in the desert are very strong, and a gentle gust of wind can stir up yellow sand all over the sky.
The team members had the scorching sun above their heads and their faces were covered with scarves. Although they were almost suffocating, they did not dare to take off the scarves.
The camel is called the boat of the desert. Without the camel, the boat of the desert, it is estimated that we would not be able to walk very far in the desert, and the soles of our feet would be blistered. But sitting on the back of a camel is actually not comfortable. The sand is uneven and the camel’s
The walking was also very bumpy, and after a while, my buttocks became unbearable. In the words of Robin Hood: "If you keep going like this, you'll probably develop hemorrhoids!"
Noon is the hottest time of the day in the desert.
You can even see with the naked eye that heat is rising and flowing in the air.
After walking for half a day, Aimoka led everyone to a place behind a leeward soil bag for a short rest.
While feeding the camel, Aimoka said: "The hottest period is not suitable for traveling. The heat is very strong at this time. Rushing on the road is most likely to cause symptoms such as dehydration and heatstroke!"
Everyone rested with their backs on the dirt bags. They put down their combat backpacks and took out water and nutritious lunch boxes from the bags.
This kind of nutritious lunch box is vacuumed and usually does not deteriorate easily.
But to be honest, the taste is really not that good. The vegetables inside are all processed dehydrated vegetables, and the meat is similar to canned food. But for people who survive in the wild, having such a nutritious lunch box is simply a paradise.
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Robin Hood handed Aimoka a lunch box, but Aimoka waved her hand and refused: "It's not good for you to eat this, you still have to eat something fresh and nutritious!"
Aimoka pulled out her machete, walked to the darkness of the dirt bag, and lay on the ground to observe for a while.
Then he inserted the machete into the ground and dug hard a few times, and an inch-long sand lizard suddenly jumped out of the sand.
The sand lizard crawls very fast and is about to burrow into the gravel.
Emerka's eyes were sharp and his hands were quick, and his strikes were like lightning. The scimitar drew a stream of light and nailed the sand lizard to the ground.
Aimoka looked happy, rubbed her hands and said, "Another delicious meal!"
Emerkar slashed the head of the sand lizard with a knife, then picked it up by its tail, patted the sand on the body of the sand lizard casually, then opened his mouth and swallowed the sand lizard in one gulp.
The long tail of the sand lizard was still exposed from the corner of Aimoka's mouth, and Aimoka made a squeaking sound when biting it.
"Wow -" Yang Xiaoxiao's stomach juices were churning, and she vomited out everything she had just eaten.
There are many small bumps and patterns on the back of the sand lizard. It looks lumpy, especially after the head is cut off, and green liquid flows out from the broken neck. It looks disgusting. But the monster of Emelka is actually just like that.
That way he swallowed a living sand lizard into his stomach.
Emerka licked his lips and told his experience: "When some sand lizards just cut off their heads, their nervous systems are not completely necrotic. When you swallow it into your mouth, you can still feel the sand lizards."
If it beats in your mouth, it will have a special taste!"
Gu Fei asked curiously: "What does that feel like?"
Aimoka said: "It's very chewy, like eating gummy candy, with a hint of sweetness in the mouth!"
At noon, Aimoka ate a total of three sand lizards while hiding behind a sunny patch of earth.
Aimoka said: "Don't feel disgusted. Let me tell you that sand lizard meat is very nutritious and rich in high protein and vitamins. It can quickly replenish energy. Especially after men eat it, it can help improve sexual function.
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Robin Hood smiled evilly at Mao Xiaowu: "Xiaowu, did you hear that? In your current situation, you should eat more sand lizards, otherwise your little bird may become disabled!"
Mao Xiaowu rolled his eyes and said, "Don't always talk about my eggs!"
Mr. Zheng put his arms around Mao Xiaowu's shoulders and said: "Xiao Wu, we are all doing this for your own good. You said that if your thing is scrapped, then you will not be able to stay in Zaka Village and be the king!"
Mao Xiaowu gritted his teeth and cursed angrily: "Damn it, it really hurts!"
