Chapter Thirty-Eight We will all hang out with you from now on, buddy!
Robin Hood became a famous figure on campus on the first day he came to Xinghui University. On this day, almost the entire campus was talking about the battle between Robin Hood and Liu Dagen, and that battle was passed down from one person to another.
, actually performed various weird and bizarre versions.
Action movie version:
Robin Hood and Liu Dagen were punching and kicking each other, and they were fighting inextricably, with smoke rising everywhere. Liu Dagen used Shaolin Dragon Capture Hands, grabbed Robin Hood's arms at once, and then used a heavy weight drop to smash Robin Hood to the ground.
.At the critical moment, Robin Hood remained calm in the face of danger and used a trick to jump over the dragon's gate, turning defeat into victory and knocking Liu Dagen to the ground.
Science fiction version:
Both Robin Hood and Liu Dagen were not ordinary people. After several rounds of fierce fighting, Liu Dagen took the lead to transform into the Hulk and hugged Robin Hood. When Robin Hood was about to be defeated by Liu Dagen, Robin Hood suddenly shouted: "
"Transform", he immediately turned into Astro Boy and kicked the Hulk away.
Horror movie version:
Just as Robin Hood and Liu Dagen were fighting fiercely, a gust of dark wind suddenly blew outside the canteen. As the wind passed by, Robin Hood and Liu Dagen were horrified to find that the place they were in was not a canteen at all, but a mass grave. Those who were watching
All the students have disappeared and turned into urns with everyone's name on them...
Romance movie version:
This is the most bloody and classic version!
Robin Hood and Liu Dagen fought for several rounds. They didn't know each other without fighting, but once they fought, they sparked love. The moment Liu Dagen stretched out his arms to embrace Robin Hood, Robin Hood's whole heart melted.
With a shy face, he nestled in Liu Dagen's broad arms, raised his enchanted eyes, exposed his white teeth, lightly opened his red lips, and smiled softly, "Brother Liu, you are so powerful, I like to be like you.
Such a safe man. Promise me that you will always hold me and protect me like this, okay?"
Liu Dagen lowered his head, sucked Robin Hood's lips manly, and kissed her loudly, "Brother Luo Xian, don't worry, you are crazy about me. I, Liu Dagen, will never let you down in the slightest in this life. Let's go."
Follow me back to Brokeback Mountain and watch the sunrise and sunset together, and no one will bother us again!"
When Changmao recounted the version of this romance movie circulated on campus, Robin Hood was defecating in the toilet. After hearing this story, his anus tightened immediately, and then... couldn't help... the shit spurted out...
The afternoon passed quickly. As agreed, Fatty Wei invited all his friends in the dormitory to have a big meal at the school gate. Almost all universities in China have a distinctive feature, that is, on the campus of almost every university
There are several lively commercial streets for eating, drinking and entertainment right at the door.
Businessmen all know that students are the most profitable, so near the university campus, there are a variety of food stalls, restaurants, clothing stores, jewelry stores, stationery stores, flower shops, small hotels, Internet cafes, billiard rooms, and KTVs.
There is nothing you can’t think of and nothing you can’t see. These places have greatly enriched the extracurricular life of college students, so much so that many college students have spent several years in various corners of the commercial street. Of course, there are
Many college lovers left their sweat, their millions of descendants, and their virginity at their first kiss on the bed of a small hotel. One after another came, one after another, as heroic as revolutionary martyrs.
However, the consumption of these entertainment venues near the university is not too high. After all, they are dealing with the consumer group of students. Fatty Wei chose a restaurant that looked slightly upscale. It was a hot pot restaurant, although it had just been
It was time to take customers in, but the hot pot restaurant was already crowded, and there were already many diners.
Fatty Wei booked a private room, and then with a wave of his hand and a pig's trotter, he clicked on the menu without batting an eye, not even disdainful of the prices of these dishes.
Fatty Wei is from northern Shaanxi, Yulin City, Shaanxi Province, and his family is engaged in mining. In Fatty Wei's words: "Yulin? Does Yulin know? We are so rich there that we just sit on top of the mine and count RMB every day.
Here! One piece, two pieces, three pieces, four pieces..."
When Fatty Wei said this, the gold necklace around his neck was still trembling, and then... the faces of everyone at the table turned green.
The big bear bit into the free soybeans given by the waiter and made a loud noise, "Damn, you are so rich!"
Money means easy work. Although there were many diners outside, the appearance of Fatty Wei, a big customer, immediately made the boss give up on the diners outside. He took the lead in bringing the hot pot and various dishes to Fatty Wei personally, and then hung a
With a flattering smile on his face: "Brothers, would you like something to drink?"
Changmao asked: "Brothers, would you like something white or beer?"
Fatty Wei said: "It's such a hot day, why don't you have some beer? Drinking something white will make you angry!"
"Alright!" Big Bear turned around and gestured to the boss with two fingers: "Two dozen cold beers first!"
"Okay!" the boss said with a smile, and after a while, two dozen cold beers were placed on the table.
The hot pot was boiling. Eating the spicy and fragrant hot pot while drinking cold beer was a great pleasure in life. Robin Hood naturally quickly integrated into the atmosphere. Everyone was chatting and laughing, and it was so lively.
Fatty Wei raised his glass, stood up and said, "Come on, come on, brothers, let's have a drink first! As the saying goes, we are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away. It is fate that we can sit here and drink together today. Let's drink for the sake of fate.
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"Alas!" Changmao held down Fatty Wei, "I suggest that for this first cup, we should toast Robin Hood. Robin Hood not only saved the lives of several brothers today, but also helped us in dormitory 301. Everyone said yes
No?"
"Yes, yes! Here's to Robin Hood! Here's to Robin Hood!" Everyone raised their glasses.
Changmao said to Robin Hood with a sincere face: "Brother, you are no ordinary person! From now on, our brothers will follow you. If anything happens, please protect us!"
"Yes! Robin Hood, we will all follow you from now on!"
"Haha, with Robin Hood here, let's see who dares to bully us in dormitory 301 in the future!"
"Come on, boss, we respect you!"
Robin Hood picked up the wine glass and said, "I only have one principle: I will not bully others if they don't bully me; if someone bullies me, I will retaliate! Cheers!"
"cheers!"
The wine glasses clashed, and young hearts were stirring.
While drinking and drinking, Robin Hood felt a little dazed and a little emotional.
This scene was so familiar. When he first stepped into the military camp, he and his comrades were sitting around the hot pot just like they are now, drinking and laughing loudly, talking about the distant future. It seemed like they were gone in the blink of an eye.
During this time, many things have been gone for too long and too far away.
